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2024

12

Feb

Britney Spears Valentine’s Day Devil of the Day

I know that the Super Bowl happened, that Taylor Swift’s team won. I didn’t have money to bet on the game, I didn’t watch the game in some dive bar with degenerates and prostitutes like I would have liked to…..and ultimately, who gives a fuck about men running around in tights playing with balls and humping each other over the ball, making the ball the excuse for their humping, but we know they’re doing it cuz they like it, or because they make stupid money doing it….

Either way, that new school billionaire popstar that is overly relatable, MID at best, Taylor Swift, who has less sex appeal than the sock you jerk off with, or the used tampon you found on in the public bathroom, or the dirty panties you found on the street after a girl shat herself, but I guess that’s not fair to Taylor Swift’s sex appeal, since those found objects are HOT.

I don’t like Taylor Swift, her success in manufactured and weird, and I can’t get behind any dude willing to get behind her, other than for the story or to get close to a star that shines so bright, even if it’s unwarranted success to me….

Everyone I talk to can’t stand Taylor Swift, so watching Britney, a dried up popstar who was the Taylor Swift before Taylor swift doing insane dances in a devil outfit, sucking her pitchfork, in the same room she’s always in….all while I’m convinced she’s dead, this is AI or a body double….is far more interesting than thinking about how gay one must be to fuck Taylor Swift….or if that just makes you HYPER straight because you love pussy so much you’ll fuck one that’s as bad as Taylor Swift….

Here’s Britney….

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2024

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Super Bowl weekend, don’t get eaten by any influencer monsters, dancing like assholes for their cell phones, when you’re just trying to eat your fucking chicken wings and watch the fucking game, because you are a man, and you like watching other men in tights wrestle for a ball in exchange for 40 million dollars a year each….and that’s what men do….

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Girl Gets Most Insane Slutty Tongue Tattoo
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Olivia Culpo is Killing it in Vegas!
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Ella Eyre Nipples in a Sheer Dress at Rising Star Party!
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Heidi Klum Wears Her Sunglasses at Night and Not Much Else!
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Taylor Swift Gets Bought by Disney
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Easily the worst way to fire up a barbecue
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ALWAYS BE PREPARED
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Everyone Thinks That Beyonce’s Wax Figure Looks Like Leah Remini and She Doesn’t Mind!
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Rihanna … Almost a Nip Slip !
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2024

10

Feb

Zoey Olivia is the Instagram Of The Day

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Hollywood celebrity is dead.

The story of the small town hot chicks running away from their seemingly arranged marriage to their high school sweetheart by hopping on a bus to achieve bigger dreams, only to end up turning tricks in some budget motel to survive when arriving to Hollywood, but occasionally breaking through and getting a Soap Opera job, or an Extra job, or if they are lucky a meeting with a Weinstein-like producer that allows her to level up and get closer to those dreams….is no longer relevant.

Social media runs the world.

The eyeballs are on the influencer, the creator, the model and the self starter who produces and uploads that content, seducing and engaging their audience, captivating us with their hot pics…brands throw money at them, perverts throw money at them, and even Hollywood recruits them when they are relevant enough.

That means showcasing these people most of us have never heard of and digging through the 100s of 1000s of hot chicks and even average at best chicks, producing their hottest pics, through professional shoots, AI, Filters and Fillers all in efforts to get seen, noticed and to live their dream life of vapidness….is the future of the site but more importantly the now of the site….

So here’s Zoey Olivia

Image Credit – Instagram

Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

09

Feb

Madison Beer is in Bed in her Underwear of the Day

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I don’t know if Madison Beer is actually wearing a pair of white underwear that you probably hope she’s unshowered and soiling so that when you buy them from her online panty selling site, you’ll be able to get the full crusty experience….

I do know that she’s got some knee high socks on and for whatever reason, dudes find that kind of thing hot. I don’t really know why, but as a dude, I find knee high socks hot too….but really only when they replace pants….

I don’t know what this content shoot is for, but I do know that she’s got big tits in a t-shirt, she’s nearly naked enough even in an implied way to trigger the right emotions in me, and it’s all so manipulative and attention seeking…but it works!

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2024

09

Feb

Joey King School Girl of the Day

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So, I have JustJared – Jared Eng on Facebook and along with doing the celebrity bullshit as long as I have been doing it, only in a way that made him rich as shit and friends with celebrities who give him sideline projects and access to their world that he was a super fan of…..

He currently does work as a stylist, possibly because he’s gay and gay people like clothing, or because he’s asian and asians like clothing manufacturing at their factories, I don’t have the answers.

I just know that he dresses Joey King, who has hot tits, and in his recent outfit he dressed her like a some Harry Potter school girl you’d find in your hentai anime, a little perverted for someone who isn’t into fucking girls, a little perverted for people into fucking girls, and here it is….

Whether this business casual / school girl shit is hot or not is questionable, it’s not really my thing but it could be your thing, so celebrate Just Jared’s continued success where he has probably seen Joey King’s tits and asshole while dressing her.

Some people get all the fun…

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2024

09

Feb

Old Hard Bodied Nicole Scherzinger’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger has been called a tranny for the entirety of her career. With the success of that Drag Queen shit and I guess the whole transgender movement, it’s not that far of a reach to think a woman with her level of musculature, her hardness of a jaw, her bolt on tits, her exaggerated movements and presentation of a woman, maybe in an over sexualized, burlesque, parody kind of way….would have a dick.

The pop icon who made stripper dances mainstream about 25 years ago, before becoming a best selling solo artist, is out here in some luxurious place since she’s rich, stripped down in a bikini because she’s fit and has giant fake tits, and the whole thing looks a little artificial or AI and not necessarily in a good way, more in a girl trying to look that instagram look way but it’s still not a fat chick even if it’s an old chick. So that’s great, or at the very least, good enough….if you’re into passable stealth trannies and their tucked dicks…since they don’t make you feel as gay as you are gaylord…

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2024

09

Feb

Charli XCX on Furniture on All Fours of the Day

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Charli XCX may not be the bootleg bottom of the barrel, discount bin pop star she once was when she first got signed and was on the Night Club or Mall tour that no one noticed….

She’s shown up day after day and is now considered a top tier pop star thanks to marketing and media manipulation.

I remember her when she was more desperate, tits out in that leotard….and now we get to see her posing ass up on all fours on some furniture like a badly behaved cat, and I guess when a bitch is on all fours, you’re contractually obliged to stare and imagine your dick going in and out of it.

I may not care for Charli XCX, but there’s never been a girl on all fours I wouldn’t bury my face into….you see the whole being on all fours hides what would otherwise remind me of the terror I’m putting myself through….again…we’re contractually obliged to want to bury our faces into the asses of girls on all fours….

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2024

09

Feb

Britney Spears Does a Demonic Dance of the Day

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Here’s some Britney Spears looking like she’s possessed by demons. I figure it’s probably some side effects of the prescription pills she’s on, you know because they’ve decided she’s crazy after making her crazy.

Since it’s the internet, I don’t really believe that this is actually Britney, but rather a Britney face filter on a body double they’ve hired.

This gives crazy mom with a drinking problem at the trailer park BBQ on July 4th weekend vibes….

Not professional, top tier, highest level performer Britney Spears vibes….

I am not sold on the idea that she’s not dead, that this isn’t old content if it is her, that it isn’t a body double if it’s new content, that it’s even shot in the house she always shoots in….it’d be easy to keep someone alive on social media….real easy….

Anyway, her demonic dances are inspiring, because crazy bitches fuck the best!

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2024

09

Feb

Dua Lipa’s See Through Dress of the Day

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I am not entirely sure what Dua Lipa is in a see through dress for, but I assume it has something to do with her being a diversity hire.

You see, I saw part of the Grammy’s, my favorite part of the Grammy’s and not not when Tracy Chapman made an appearance, despite looking hotter than she has ever looked, but rather when the guy who works for the Grammy’s gives some silly speech about the Grammy’s and mentioned some inspiring shit about music bringing the world together so long as the world follows their liberal beliefs, otherwise you get cancelled and deleted, because that’s how that works….WE ARE ALL ONE….WE ARE ALL EQUAL….BRING THE WORLD TOGETHER…..unless you think differently than me, then you’re a nazi…and their true rage surfaces…

Anyway, he said Dua Lipa was a Kosovo refugee and now a star, when talking diveristy, so I guess being a Kosovo refugee makes you a Diversity hire like you’re Stevie Wonder, so maybe this is two diversity hires holding hands at the Diversity Hire Auction…you know where they sell the diversity hires to each other….

She’s in a sheer dress, she’s hot….that’s it.

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2024

09

Feb