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2018

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I give thanks to overly apologetic….people sucking the dick of strangers….trying to not offend them…

I give thanks to Romaine Lettuce memes…because Romaine Lettuce is going to be the death of you, or maybe it will just cause you to shit out your eyeballs..

I give thanks to the Neck Guy still being talked about….

I give thanks to overly emotional reactions to social media, because I like when people don’t realize “It’s Just the Internet”….

I give thanks to inclusivity and diversity in the media that just seems racist because you know white people are trying to answer to the needs of the market and they are doing it the white way…..

I give thanks to all the loving Trump, Hating Trump, Assuming Trump has Dementia….or that Trump is a Martyr…that fills my life even though I am in Canada and don’t care…

I give thanks to the 20,000,000 affirmation-seeking selfie sluts – shot by emasculated boyfriends….they are just with to get good pics and are ready to leave the second a richer guy comes along..

I give thanks to the fact that with gender neutrality and the metoo movement, the world is a bunch of queers….hetero sex is out, unless it’s in porno to jerk off to, and that means eventually Humans will disappear…

I give thanks to the fact that in 1980 Don Henley (one of the founders of “The Eagles”) called paramedics to his home, where a 16-year-old girl was found naked and claiming she had overdosed on quaaludes and cocaine. She was arrested for prostitution, while a 15-year-old girl found in the house was arrested for being under the influence of drugs. Henley was then arrested and charged with contributing to the delinquency of a minor. and went on to be #1 on the Billboard Rock charts, and #5 on the Hot 100 chart win a Grammy Award and become the 4th wealthiest drummer in the world, behind Ringo Starr, Phil Collins and Dave Grohl……while Louie CK can’t even jerk off to girls in his hotel room…

But above all I give thanks to the 2 of you who are still here on this site in an era of so many porno sites, networks, social media and everything else that makes me the fucking VHS in a MP4 world…

I’m Canadian, it’s not thanksgiving…so here are some stepLINKS from sites that bothered updating today…

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Britney Spears Bikini Fails 2018
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Sarah Hyland – Workout Porn
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FINAL AQUAMAN TRAILER – LOL
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Thanksgiving Miracle
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Fire Skincare Therapy
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the Hottest Smut on Thanksgiving!
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Litelock Cut in 16 Seconds
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Pokies in a Wifebeater
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Ireland Baldwin’s Topless for Treats! Magazine!
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Driver Drives into People
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AIRPLANE PROPELLED BY WIND
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Leaked Footage of “Diablo Immortal”…..
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Insane crane technician
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From the Forum

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Rat Cow Nude in 2012….Getting Famous…
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Madison Beer – Bikini
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Cheryl Tweedy Cole Fernandez-Versini didn’t make it to Payne in Slutty Gear
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Tara Reid is a Skinny Angel
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Rita Ora Corporate Whore for Thanksgiving
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I don’t know who Courtney Ford Is. But You’ll Like her TITS
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OLD FAT BEBE REXHA
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Demi Rose Huge Tits
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Farrah Abraham in the Maldives
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Paris Jackson Weird Photoshoot
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Hailey Baldwin for Jesus Christ Her Lord and Savior
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Hailey Baldwin in Leggigns Looking like Bieber
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From stepSMUT!!

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Today’s Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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Just a Hot Ass Spanking
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Happy Thanksgiving!
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TransAngels Next Door
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The ULTIMATE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
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Legendary Slow Motion Pussy Jiggle
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4 Naked Chicks Together
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Random Masturbating Girl
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Just a Girl Manspreading on the Train
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Squirt of the Century
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This Pussy Got the Clap
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Amateur Great Tits / Pussy Show
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Lesbian Threesome with a Strap On
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Huge Tits in a High Rise
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Furniture Sex
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Naked Amongst the Rocks
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Thanksgiving Kitchen Fuck
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Hot Girl Getting Naked
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Woman Needs her Wine
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Butthole Lickers
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Drunk Amateur Bringing It….
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Dildo Play
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It is Feeding Time!
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SLUTS!
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2018

22

Nov

Rita Ora Lip Sync Battle But at the Thanksgiving Parade of the Day

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The fact that this UK trash who fucked her way into America on some Kardashian’s dick, playing your sacred Thanksgiving Day advertising parade, is offensive in and of itself…

The fact that she cam to America in efforts to be the next Rihanna and has been consistently everywhere, sometimes more places than one at the same time, because she’s so fucking eager she’s got some impersonators with the same doughy face injections on payroll showing up to these places…the body doubles….is bad enough…

But now she’s desecrating the whole fucking Thanksgiving Tradition, when bitch doesn’t even know what thanksgiving is, by lip syncing at the event…FAKING IT…like she’s faked everything else about her…why is anyone surprised that shit like this happens…and why does anyone care…unless it’s an actual suicide, or murder, or sex tape, I’m not interested…

Bitch Lip Syncing…hardly news…typical low level talent pretending to have talent while the world believes her cuz the world is some dumb fucks.

Great tits…even though she looks like Thanksgiving Turkey.

Posted in:Rita Ora

2018

22

Nov

Naked Girls in the Kitchen For Thanksgiving of the Day

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Here’s some pics of naked girls in the kitchen where they belong on Thanksgiving….right?

I figure what better way to celebrate giving thanks over a feast that remembering a time that was….when women would enjoy and find pride in cooking for their families…before this whole gender neutrality thing happened and they all got busy taking selfies and posting facebook statuses, forcing the traditional thanksgiving meal with tradition gender roles to be replaced by ordered pizza….or Whole Food catered dinners.

Luckily there are still matriarchs who get the job done, who want to be the Martha Stewart of the family, who work and still manage the house, cuz dudes are fucking pathetic children incapable, and this is a celebration of that….a simpler time…bitches in the kitchen…now a fetish…but what was once a norm…I am a fan…All these food and pussy making me excited.

All jokes aside, women are fucking wonderful creatures who we all need to worship. So Show your woman you care about her like she cares about you this THANKSGIVING with an amazing GIFT…..

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Posted in:Thanksgiving

2018

22

Nov

Alana and Marielle are the Best Hadid Sisters of the Day

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I had no idea that the cunty, rich, entitled, HADIDs had older sisters. I just don’t bother paying any attention to them or what they do in their trolling of pop culture thanks to being rich. They pulled off low level, second tier Kardashian shit, that is actually more “high end” than the Kardashians, that luxury market is lucrative…and brands are paying these idiots to do whatever it is that they do….which is really nothing…another group of famous for nothings…but when I am told they are hot, I always laugh…because to me they look just like these two sisters….Alana and Marielle…the other HADIDs, if they were to get face injections, and spa plastic surgery with all their money…

It is hilarious to see what Bella and Gigi actually look like….even though these women are from a different mom and the others are from some “model” Swede…the dad’s genetics are powerful and dominant….and if that’s not something for some THANKSGIVING excitement…I don’t know what is….but then again I am a half retard and don’t know much about anything.

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Posted in:alana hadid|marielle hadid|SFW

2018

22

Nov

Madison Beer in a Bikini of the Day

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Madison Beer is the created by her momma, and not in some tribute song to her momma, but rather literally created by her mom as a youtube sensation who when she got tits knew they had something to work with, and that they could take her cover songs and actually do originals, and with the power of youtube and the youtube money they made off perverts…because perverts are all on the youtube being predators…there are just so many fucking people out there, and they all have access to these fucking people and there is no filter or control over who watches this shit…while all these people are eager to get followers and don’t care where thy come from….we call that GREAT PARENTING….raise them proper…

So now this youtuber has a career of her own, a legitimate career, is a celebrity signed to Bieber’s record label, like she was the Jesus freak Hailey Baldwin, only with an actual skill and not as manly looking….So all that whoring of her daughter by a mother rose a celebrity popstar people from youtube appreciate, and I think it has a lot to do with her tits…that are in a bikini as tits tend to be when they do that bikini marketing….

Stage parenting works…check out the tits.

Madison Beer Wet Tits Underboob Pink Bikini

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Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2018

22

Nov

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is everyone’s favorite 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who only got the job at 28…which is retirement age for most models…but thanks to her Swedish looks, her professional basketball playing body, her discipline and her willingness to get naked because at 28 years old what the fuck hav you got to lose, it’s only downhill from there…and in doing that she’s managed to get rich and famous…all being a promo model for a lingerie brand that isn’t even a lingerie brand…it’s just some bootleg underwear company that sells at malls to the most basic american woman trying to be hot because it is all she knows…you know simple minded on Thanksgiving….drunk on diabetes….in her white trash American home that relies on immigrants like this to sell them product they don’t need…that they really don’t need…because they shouldn’t be seen in underwear…just snowsuits…fatties.

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2018

22

Nov

Kaley Cuoco Nipple Slip of the Day

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I don’t know when this Kaley Cuoco nipple slip is from, but it looks like some kind of leaked nude, or stolen hacked nude from TheFappening, a scandal that didn’t get me any additional traffic despite posting most of that shit, because people don’t care about DrunkenStepfathers unless they are a porn category on the porn tubes…you sick fucks.

I just know that I have known girls with fake tits in the past, and those girls with fake tits have always wanted to show off their fake tits, because it’s like buying a car or a new couch, just materialistic people showing off materialistic things, because unlike John Ritter who she killed on set of her previous show, she’s still alive, richer than ever and vain as fuck with her tit out.

THAT is worth celebrating thanksgiving over.

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2018

22

Nov

Demi Rose Mawby Panty Flash of the Day

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Demi Rose flashing her panties….which is pretty classy of her considering she is a sex worker…but I guess with all her instagram followers from playing up the whole Kardashian thing with the fake face, ass, and tits has increased her day rate and her clientele so that she has to be classy and have some level of manners when she goes to their important events…because she’s now important…so she doesn’t just put her cunt out there, despite pretty much making a name for herself by putting her cunt out there…as she should, I mean what else was she destined to be…

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2018

22

Nov

Rihanna Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Guess what?

It’s THANKSGIVING…and here’s a pilgrim from Barbados who has managed to influence your country’s pop culture, reminding you that there is no official AMERICA, but rather a series of immigrants who make up your great nation, and who produce content for your great nation to absorb and digest and buy into….all while making the immigrant far more rich than any actual American living in their trailer park home…and if that isn’t hilarious to you, it’s hilarious to me…

Here are her tits in some magazine spread…because this is how that media wins you over and tricks you into paying attention to their shit.

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2018

22

Nov

Avril Lavigne Legs of the Day

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Avril Lavigne the Canadian who moved in on the USA thanks to her song and dance routine, and never left.

Stealing all your jobs like she was a Pilgrim stealing the land from the Natives on this Thanksgiving Feast they also stole from the natives, in what they portray as a friendly dinner amongst like minded people who wanted the growth and development of the country, when really it was just a take what they wanted cuz they were fat white people….

Well, it looks like she’s out there trying to get a new album together, a second coming of christ, if you were to think she was your lord and savior and you worshiped her like the pervert you are, because I am sure Canada, the place I live think of her as some kind of hero, but she’d really only be a hero if she killed off her husband Nickelback when she had a chance.

I realize you just really liked that she played the 15 year old girl until she was 30…roleplaying…that mall rat life…and her old lady legs today aren’t exciting – but I am doing it for Canada.

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