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2019

07

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about hemorrhoid is being able to talk to people about your asshole. And when they open up about their hemorrhoid asking them about their assholes…

Yes…that was the highlight of my weekend…

I mean that and figuring out that the name Alan is just Anal for a dislexic..

I guess January 5/6 2019 was about the butthole…

Today…is about the tits..

Here are some morning links…

In all your Beckinsale Dreams – Pete Davidson is Fucking Her
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Dude Struggles to Hold Girl on his Shoulders at a Festival….Even With that Pussy in his Neck
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Idris Elba has a Daughter
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Monkey on a Bus – Bundled Up
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Truck Barely Misses Boy
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Ellen Defends Kevin Hart’s Homophobic Tweets – Cuz Hollywood is Selective in their Blacklisting
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Cop Tased Man Protesting Police Brutality
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Bowling Weirdos.
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The Louvre Says Visitors are Up Thanks toe Beyonce
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Lies Advertisers can Legally Tell You
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Why Japanese Porn is Censoed.
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THe View inside a Crashing Helicopter
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We Get it – YOu’re Tough
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2019

04

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Dry January is a stupid concept. Dry anything is a stupid concept. Unless you’re like me and have a micro penis that needs the friction and affirmation that the bitch isn’t enjoying herself to feel anything…

I remember a time when the neighbors were knocking on my door, or calling the police on me for the sounds that came out of my apartment during sex with prostitutes. They didn’t like it.

Now I am the one knocking on the neighbor’s door when I hear them fuck and always ask to watch Because I like it…

But not as much as I like the story of a Pregnant Trans Man in a Gay Relationship… Which means a woman on male hormones, who likely still has a vagina and still gets her period, but has a weird beard…and is pregnant…dates a gay man who accepts her trans as being man…despite having a vagina…because it shows us how fucked everyone is…

Too much stimuli….and porn…and news and fake news…everyone’s gone nuts.

Here are sone stepLINKS….

Britney Spears Quits Vegas But Is Still Hot
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Girl Loses It When Milkshake Machine Breaks
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Nude Beach Nina
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Lisa Appleton TITS
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New Years in San ANtonio Texas
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IT is All Scientology’s Fault
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Scott Disick – Racism
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Madonna Defending her Fake Ass
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Fanning Foot Fetish Pic
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Worst Drivers Ever
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Gym Fails
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Tiny Red Bikini
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Burglar of the Day
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Beating Heart of a Pit Viper
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John Legend is a Queer
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Nude Movie Scenes….
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Ashley James in a Bikini
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Emma Stone Is Not Hot…
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Big Tits in a Sweater
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Lana Condor Cleavage
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Kelli Berglund Hot
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Pippa’s Wet White Bikini
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I am Still Finding TUMBLR Porn – Good Clean Up Job – TUMBLR
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Coca Cola’s New Ad Campaign is AMAZING
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Anal Beads in the Wrong Hole
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This Girl’s Got The Most Insane Tits / body / Whilst Getting Fucked
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Three Naked Chicks Together
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Naked in Public Chick
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Dick Skin Mask
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Carmelle Bolt On Tits
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Titty Flash I’ve Posted Before Cuz I Like It
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Hip Shaker of the Day
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Sex and Snow
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Stripper Streaking Soccer Match
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Amateur Nudity
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Do You like Sprinkles on your Titty
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Brooke Banner – ANUS
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Woman Demos her Sex Swing
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SO MANY SLUTS FOR YOU TO CLICK ON!
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2019

04

Jan

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Here’s an expired bikini model in her 40s or near 40s in a bikini…rocking her fake tits and whatever else that is fake on her…a girl’s gotta maintain her image you know…especially when the brand still throws money at her…

Some Ambrosio, the Brazlian dream who was never a Gisele or a Lima, but who is still carving away at her life as a Victoria’s Secret model…maybe because that is all she knows, or maybe because if she can’t be Gisele or Lima, she’ll just outlast them, which I guess she’s doing….the last man standing theory…doesn’t mean you’re the best, but you were the most resilient…

She looks fine, but I don’t think a mom in a bikini should be a thing no matter how fit she is…like put some clothes on, you’re a bad influence on the children with your inappropriate dress.

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2019

04

Jan

Alexis Ren Still in a Thong of the Day

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Alexis Ren Still in a Thong…because when you get to do important things like Dancing with the Stars….it’s hard to find the time to whore down on the beach in a slutty bikini for the paparazzi either you or your agent hired for you. You know that busy schedule from being a TV star who doesn’t do anything all day gets draining…so we’re so lucky to have access to this rare moment in Alexis Ren existence, since you know…she’s never in a bikini, and her whole feed isn’t her in a fucking bikini, like some kind of bikini model with a half retard face…giving Nina Agdal’s half retard face a run for the money….because retards with hot bodies need love too.

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2019

04

Jan

Elsa Hosk is Hot of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is living the California dream with her hot – near 30 – but still hot because she was a Swedish Athlete for the early part of her life and those Swedes eat really healthy, at least based on my Swedish restaurant experience, that took place at Ikea for Breakfast once. I was there buying a mattress because the wife shat the bed and pissed herself a few too many times that I couldn’t sleep through the smells…but alas the price was too expensive and I was forced to suck it up and lay in the filth…but I got some 3 dollar bacon and eggs and it was wonderful…

I guess what I am saying is that the Swedish design on this model of Victoria’s Secret is as good as a volvo, but with more vulva, half naked…rockin.

If you are a celeb or rich person, this is the sex worker you should try to buy…

Here she is slutty for Victorias Secret

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2019

04

Jan

Farrah Abraham is Naked of the Day

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Seeing Farrah Abraham doing the naked in a bath with flower pedals like an instagram chick who went to BALI for the first time – is amazing because I can cross reference it with images I have of her getting fucked up the ass by a pornstar in a porn video she made after her MTV fame for no reason other than being an exhibitionist weirdo who wanted people to see her take it up the ass in ways that she didn’t when she was 15 and become a teen mom…giving her the life she had…because if she had taken it up the ass back then…she’s just be another gutter trash with a loose asshole living in some shitty town…but this one had dreams far greater than that. Look at her now.

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2019

04

Jan

Halle Berry Topless of the Day

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Halle Berry still exists…and she has social media…where she can play the same game all the other sluts are playing…getting topless in amazing places that the normals who aren’t sex workers, rich, sugar babies, or celebrities can’t visit…making the topless pic that much better than some whore getting topless in a dirty student apartment pr crackhouse….but not really…naked anywhere is good…these nudes just look like they smell better….

And really…they aren’t nude at all…but it’s Halle Berry holding her bare tits in the sand….for no reason at all…

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2019

04

Jan

Noah Cyrus Pussy Print of the Day

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Girls who feel the need to flash the world their panties can be a wonderful thing….

But girls who look like Noah Cyrus flashing the world their panties…for whatever fucking reason, I guess to get positive feedback, to feel hot, to find validation, all that other good stuff that leads to great content us perverts can jerk off to…is a terrible thing.

Save the panty flashing for Miley….sure the black sheep sister can be a good thing, when that black sheep sister doesn’t look like an actual black sheep who belongs in a barn….in Kentucky or wherever the fuck Billy Ray and his Achy Breaky Heart crawled out of before producing a couple of attention seeking, half naked on the internet sluts….who are probably very boring but try to be very interesting…and relevant as they mooch of the pop culture of their generation and re-package it for the mainstream audience…

This isn’t legitimate artistry…this is calculated…on the wrong fucking calculator…you know the calculator that belongs to the hot chick…not big buttoned novelty one for the dog who can do math equations….as part of his Youtube act.

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2019

04

Jan

Sylvie Meis Wet Bikini of the Day

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Sylvie Meis…I don’t know who this ME IS girl, but maybe it’s like Me Too for half retards who don’t have a command of the English Language….#MeIs….

I assume I’ve done posts on her in the past, since she’s in her 60s, based on that face and I’ve been at this for 14 years…and just don’t feel like looking her up,

She is in a bikini an that is probably exciting to some of us buried in snow, living in land locked places, who never see girls in bikinis because even in this instagram filled life of sluts…the bikini is a special outfit only worn on family vacations we can’t afford to shitty beaches like The Jersey Shore…since we don’t have money to get on those airplanes…and the Jersey Shore is driving distance…

You know what I mean…old lady bikini gross…but still a bikini and bikinis are a great thing no matter how often we see them.

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2019

04

Jan

Stella Maxwell Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t believe in lebsianism. It is a myth. So this Stella Maxwell lesbianism seems like bullshit to me.

Not because she did a weird porno shoot with a dude for attention the other day…

But because Lesbians, like the real die hard and official lesbians don’t look like this, and don’t like girls who look like this.

It’s some Hollywood rendition of lesbianism, that is really just a girl into pussy that can take her places, like to the pages of the Victoria’s Secret catalog that I assume they still ship out to married men everywhere to jerk off to.

I don’t doubt she eats cunt, or sits on faces…I just doubt her intentions and authenticity….and that is my right to judge, because I am a human with an opinion, stop trying to take that from me.

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