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2018

17

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Hangs Out with some Big Asses of the Day

I don’t know if this is some kind of meme, or Alessandra Ambrosio just showing off her old tired ass in a way that does the opposite of showing it off, because the girls she’s next to have these big round asses….because maybe they are trannies, maybe that’s what asses look like now, maybe to stay skinny Ambrosio can’t workout it makes her too hungry, so she does the starving herself look, maybe this is just what an old mom ass looks like..

I don’t know, but I’m embarassed for her, but at least she can go home and look at her bank account and know she doesn’t need to have an ass…she’s Alessandra Ambrosio….whatever the fuck that means.

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2018

17

Sep

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Braless White Shirt Hard Nipples

Do you realize who her dad is?

I’ll let you guess?

No wait, I can’t hold it in anymore, I’m about to fucking burst in excitement….her dad is Johnny Depp..

Being a Depp, means you have access to pretty much fucking everything, you’re entitled, you’re spoiled, you have access, you are just born better than the rest of us…and are thus more important than us…because your dad got paid lots and lots of money to be in the movies that don’t actually matter in the grand scheme of the improvement of the world.

Sure I like some of his movies, but can objectively say that these idiots are paid too much, their importance inflated…and when they breed that trickles down to their heirs…

I will say that Lily Rose Depp is hot, I think she’s great and I love that she doesn’t wear a bra, she’s got a European mom and is by default European…she even speaks FRENCH…so no bra isn’t a big deal..even though the french technically invented lingerie, as well as topless beaches…

So her posting up her nipples to socialmedia.. Fantastic use of her celebrity that she has not due to her own merit but based on her father and last name alone…the legacy….which I guess is better than being the owner of the club River Phoenix died at…cuz you can jerk off to this one with more ease to that…

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2018

17

Sep

Heidi Klum Topless Ice Cream Tits of the Day

Heidi Klum Topless Dripping Ice Cream on her Tits

Heidi Klum is a smut producer. This is her smut.

She has been involved in the smut industry, sure the higher end, mainstream smut industry, but the smut industry nonetheless. People jerk off to her and have forever.

She has taken her German pragmatic approach to smut, to life, and has a pretty lucrative career from being that SMUT.

She has been doing this for decades at this point, and now her toplessness includes food, ice cream for the fat Americans who love tits and Ice Cream on old ladies….

I am more interested in thinking about her sex with Seal, back when she was breeding with Seal, as he would fucking destroy her with his arm lengthed penis, in what I can imagine looks like a german sex club, leather and scat dripping off the fucking walls set to weird electro music…

Here she is at an event….

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2018

17

Sep

Lucy Hale Cleavage of the Day

Lucy Hale See Through Black Nude Shirt

Lucy Hale is very very important because she was on a show called Pretty Little Liars, that got her a huge fanbase of 14 year old girls on social media, and those 14 year olds who still follow her are now 20 and prime clients to market to. So the brands jerk off to her, throw money at her and give her roles and make her exist….

So she’s still out there, she’s still working, she’s on a new show, she’s got her tits out….barely, but enough to remind you that she’s here, she’s ready and that the guys who follow her to jerk off to her are going to need to stretch the imagination because she’s not out there topless like the other whores….we haven’t seen her nipples but sometimes, like in the 80s and 90s, or when working in an office and you try to keep everything professional and cleavage has to do…

Lucy Hale…keeping it professional…because someone has to in this world of everyone a whore.

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2018

17

Sep

Sarah Hyland Got Them Titties On of the Day

Sarah Hyland Tits Nude Bikini Top

The big Modern Family news last week was that one of the characters from the show is going to be killed off…

I know Modern Family news not for being a fan of Modern Family, but because I saw it on another site. I only realized that Ed Harris from Married with Children was on the show, and when asking my wife, she was blown away that I had no idea about this fact…because I like to stay ignorant, it makes the heart grow founder or some shit.

My money is on Sarah Hyland – who has a terminal disease in real life, that has got her at least one new Kidney….because her behavior, slutting herself out the last 6 months or year, seems to be that of a girl being told she’s got a year to live…and her show is just pre-empting it, so they don’t invest in scripts for next season, cuz she’s a nice dying girl. The kind who gives us what we want.

Can’t wait for the sex tape.

Sarah Hyland Tits Out Big Cleavage Black Dress

Sarah Hyland Weird Tits Yellow Dress Hard Nipples

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2018

17

Sep

Chloe Kim Olympic Ass of the Day

Chloe Kim like Bruce Jenner…is an American Olympic hero…

Like all Olympic Hero’s before her, she’s out there in her bikini, showing off her strong Asian ass and she’s 18 now, so it’s less perverted to jerk off to it than it was when she won all those Snowboarding awards….

She’s a gymnast who never was, because her family raised her in Socal and she had to be cool by choosing board sports…and with most snowboarding chicks, she doesn’t really have the hottest of bodies, hardly the Asian ass you’d want…a little too strong, it keeps her competitive…but you’re all patriots here so do it all for your country….

At least she’s not fat…like the rest of your country…so we should all encourage one of the last generations of not morbidly obese like the 75% of the rest of the country who watch her win.

Chloe Kim Olympic Ass in a Bikini Pussy Print

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2018

17

Sep

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples of the Day

Charlize Theron Hard Nipples Black Shirt Tight LEggings

I was told by a film director or producer, I don’t remember who it was, but it could have been a random Nigerian scammer over email, it could have been fabricated in my head also you know…

But I was told that Charlize Theron, after killing her father in South Africa, was sent to America on a work visa because she was a model to make it for the family.

Her mom took the blame, said it was some domestic abuse bullshit as women do when their husbands kill them off, he was going to kill me, he probably diddled little Charlize cuz she was hot, and his sperm made her, so they killed him off…South Africa had bigger things to deal with at the time, so they let her go…

While in LA, she was desperate, did Playboy to generate some buzz, but it wasn’t until meeting a producer in the line at the bank who said come to his office for a potential gig, where she offered to do anything for the job, pretty much anything…and boom…she became Charlize Theron and that’s the early stage of Hot Theron before she turned into this Oscar winning hard nippled old lady you still jerk off to.

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2018

17

Sep

Alyssa Milano Erotica of the Day

alyssa milano erotica swimsuit selfie

Alyssa Milano has told me off on social media at least once before blocking me. I like to think it’s because I am a cyber bully, or a troll, who make fun of these overrated people with egos, who feel that people care about what they have to say, so they get all political and annoying and opiniated, when it’s like “bitch, you were just the hot daughter on Who’s the Boss, get a fucking perspective”…..

She grew into a hairy mom with a mom body, but her fans still jerekd off to her like she was the teen girl she was when she was hot…

She ended up waxing her ams and I guess getting confident in her mom body now that the world is about inclusivity and body positivity…so here she is bringing it in a one piece…thank god it’s a one piece.

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2018

17

Sep

Sadie Newman is Walking the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show of the Day

What’s there to say about Sadie Newman….other than her name is that of a dog I once new in the 80s, Sadie….she was a sweet lab / Collie mix who loved playing in the outdoors, loved chasing her tail, loved to cuddle on cold winter nights…she was one of the best there every was….

Newman, better than the old man, is the new man, or pussy that the people at victoria’s secret have been dabbling with and now issuing press releases on because they feel she’s madde it, good enough, top quality and walking their infomercial holiday fashion show that I assume no one will watch and that will have the lowest ratings ever because none of this shit matters and TV doesn’t matter…and we can see half naked girls, even the ones in the show all day.

The only way this would be exciting is if they used Nuns, or Mormons, or Amish women in their show…because you can’t see them half naked or full naked all the time…

Instead they keep up the marketing hype around it, they are rich and can and their pussy is top tier so we agree to participate enough…like posting this nonsense news item about their new pussy.

The nice thing about her…is that she’s not a huge social media attention seeking whore which I like….in a world of everyone being a whore…

She’s more high brow, high end, cunty than that….more of self promoter in other ways, like doing press releases for her new role as promo model for the biggest and best….allowing her to live that full rich expensive life her skinny frame deserves…

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2018

17

Sep

Lourdes Leon Tits of the Day

lourdes leon tits out for fashion week

Lourdes Leon is Madonna’s weirdo daughter who really isn’t that hot, but she is definitely as annoying as you’d expect her to be, with her weird hippie hipster artist gender fluid outfit…because she is an art project by her annoying mother is Madonna and being Madonna means you are in and of yourself – fucking annoying as shit…and that will trickle down into your kid trying to navigate her way through the world with a trust fund, access and a moustache.

I saw these last week, but needed the time to write this brilliant post about it.

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