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2018

Aug

Madonna Bush Selfie of the Day

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Madonna Pubes

I am not against pubes, I fucking love pubes, I am a big fan of pubes, I am an advocate or ambassador of pubes. I celebrate bush, length and thickness of bush, the bigger the better, the fullehe better, the longer the better….it’s like a panty pillow to nestle up into and cuddle…it’s warm, it’s safe, it’s home….it’s a fashion accessory that can be coiffed and maintained however you want…it can be decorative…or it can be rustic and backwoods….it can be adventurous or it can be elegant…there is just so much to the bush…the vagina hat…the protector of the vagina…the furry seas you need to part to get into the golden pink palace of clit and lips…

I just against Madonna’s zombie body..at 60…being out there half naked.

It’s a nightmare, horror movies were written with less inspirational imagery….

THERE IS NO NEED FOR HER TO BE POSTING THIS..ALL HER FANS ARE QUEER AND DON’T NEED ANY OF THIS…..PUT IT THE FUCK AWAY….

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2018

Aug

Amber Rose Finger Poppin in the Mirror of the Day

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Amber Rose Naked on a Mirror

Amber Rose is s Sex Work, was a sex worker, that is how she got herself fucked and knocked up by all the rappers. You know she worked her big tits and sex worker ways and just maintained a high profile clientele and it allowed her to exist as a celebrity in her own right.

Sure she’s not a huge celebrity, but she gets paid appearance fees, gets brand deals and makes good child support money – so if you’re gonna take your stripping career anywhere, follow her lead…go for an A-List crowd that likes strippers and doesn’t find them vile trash they can’t bring out with them, but rather see them as the hot girl all the dudes want to fuck…

I am not the kind of guy who would ever marry a stripper, there’s too much mental health issues around those kinds of women, I do not think it’s status or anything amazing, it’s gutter, it’s easy, it’s not even creative or exciting…

I am the kind of guy who likes stripclubs, watching strippers, maybe grabbing a tit, or paying to get my dick sucked by one….but I have no interest in having them around me, in my house, none of that….

Not that strippers want that, but you get what I am saying, that is keep a whore in her whore environment, otherwise they end up with money, being activists, doing this shit like masturbating on a mirror to pretend to encourage women to understand their bodies, to learn how a pussy work, to cum like a teen girl in self discovery….because not enough women have jerked off in front of a mirror or phone set on selfie mode..

While really it’s just strategy to post on all fours hovering over a full length mirror…when no one really needs an excuse for that…all bitches out there…follow this one’s lead…fingerblast yourself together….to a hashtag…the world needs selfies to go down this road….and by the world I mean me..cuz I’m a pervert.

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2018

Aug

Iskra Lawrence Big Girl in a Bikini of the Day

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I guess today is a post on finding as many plus sized models living their fattest life because it gets them paid really well since fat women, who are the norm, need fat chicks to sell product to them, rather than have skinny chicks tell them to get off their fat asses, because fat shouldn’t be the damn norm…so they should get that burger and chips and cake and chocolate out of their damn mouths and start fucking walking…their organs, health, longevity will thank them….but their pharmacist will be mad they won’t have chronic diseases to pay up every month to stay alive….

It’s the world we live in…

So here’s Iskra, the UK fat chick, who I am convinced was a “skinny” chick trying to make it as a model but rejected because she was not all that eventful, and because she’s wasn’t skinny enough, so she said fuck it, started eating, did the plus sized thing, and is just in fat face – like black face…

Eventually, she’ll get fit again, and have all her followers, and maybe inspire them to get fit, rather than to just complacently accept being fat, and celebrate it..maybe become a Suzanne Somers, Susan Powers…or some other bitch named Susan to get fat people off their asses and less fat..

While that concept brews, she’s still got more to make with her fat life, so here she is confident in a fat bikini as these fat people now do….knowing at least one black guy will jerk off to this.

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2018

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Wet Pussy Print of the Day

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Liz Hurley is old as fuck, but still worth a fuck, but unless you’re really fucking rich….that’s kind of her hustle, and it worked out pretty well for her, because look at her now…

I am a believer of the survival of the fittest, if you’re the hottest girl in the room, you sure as fuck better have the self worth, the value put on

I may hate the sugar baby, the dynamic of these whores, the entitled and lazy approach they have to life because they are hot…where all they have to do is get half naked and get paid…not contributing to society in any way, just mooching….not paying the world back or doing anything of real value…just being hot chicks…almost knowing their role, but believing there’s more importance on their looks than doing good things….but I get it.

Rich guys needs hot pussy to knock up and fuck, because ugly girls are ugly and save them for the poor guys….sex work, that has a bratty attitude and that fight back and challenge the dude cuz they know they can be hot for another rich guy…

Since I am not a rich guy, I can stare at the tits floating in their bikini pics they post for attention because being hot has been the basis of their life, their worth, their existence and they’ve done well with it….

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2018

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Fit Thick Legs in Short Shorts at some MJ Event of the Day

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The biggest day in entertainment happened last night…and all the a-list stars came out for it….

It was Michael Jackson’s birthday, which I guess still matters after you are dead, even though you don’t get older, since you’re dead, years just add up after you stopped living…and I guess that is worth honoring…

I still find it interesting that dude paid off little boy families on sex offender claims, and people just forget that happened, and focus on his music…

While Louie CK, who I am not a fan of, and who I don’t care about, jerked off in his hotel room for a couple of dyke comedians who didn’t ask him to jerk off to them, but who stayed and watched him jerk off, only to feel violated by him, despite having the option to WALK OUT THE FUCKING ROOM, HIS ROOM, THAT HE WAS JERKING OFF IN…can’t get a damn comedy show because the women protest the creep…

But they’re out there having celebrations to a pretty likely pedophile….who I’ve heard stories from reliable sources that claim that his lawyer said he fucking did it…

I remember when I was live tweeting his funeral, back when I tweeted, losing followers…a friend of mine who I knew in real life bitch slapped me at a bar over it…because he was so broken up over Jackson’s death…

I remember never having seen so much hypocrisy amongst the people of the internet, the day he died he was made a hero….but when he was living he was the victim of abuse from everyone, including me, who assumed and still believe he molested kids….

It’s like dying just erased all that – and gave his name new light…new meaning…new shine…new celebrity…even if he was the biggest thing in music and rich as fuck….and didn’t need all that…cuz he was dead…

Anyway, Vanessa Hudgens was there with her fit looking ass hanging out of her slutty outfit, reminding us of her nudes…that the hacker didn’t get arresed for, but that may have got arrested for….that paved the way for Jennifer Lawrence’s nudes to be leaked….

Oh and Ashley Simpson Was Also There

Oh and PARIS JACKSON WAS THERE TOO , I guess her trust fund depends on it….you know on him selling records…after death…

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2018

Aug

Dua Lipa Tits in a Candy Bra of the Day

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Dua Lipa may have the dumbest name in show business, but she’s a do it yourself kind of youtuber with a billion views, that has had the power of social media create her celebrity, and thus her career as a touring musician….something that I would assume would have never happened without youtube….because with youtube all you have to do is post up your demo of a cover song, tag it properly, and have the people find you, follow you, and soon enough the execs looking for talent will say “she’s got a lot of views, people must like her, let’s sign her”….

Long gone are the days of recording a demo, going door to door in LA or NYC where you physically had to be there hustling to get heard….

Creating for a very lazy group of people, which is a good thing, cuz with laziness comes lazy marketing, and lazy marketing when it comes to women means getting naked or half naked…it’s easier than doing something smart, clever or good and gets more views and likes…and motherfuckers it’s all about the likes.

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2018

Aug

Elettra Lamborghini Socialite Ass on Stage of the Day

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Elettra Lamborghini, the heiress of Lamborghini, brought her ass on stage, for a performance….as these socialites do…

It’s like being rich as hell from your grandfather’s fortune isn’t enough for them, it’s boring to have everything they ever could want, with family houses in all the best places…

So they have to go out there, trash the fuck down, and try to draw attention to themselves ass out….for people who are only watching because they are the heiress to the Lamborghini fortune…

So here’s her ass on stage, looking like the kind of thing rappers who can afford Lamborghinis and the sex worker heirs Lamborghini creates would like, but that could just be the cheetah print ass tattoo speaking…

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2018

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Erotica of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is on a comeback tour, because I guess MTV is bringing back everything that ever worked for them in a scramble to figure out how to become relevant again…

I guess they don’t realize that buying a few MEME accounts on instagram is the answer, it’s where they will find the young people, and it will account for far more eyeballs and impressions than their original content they spend millions on.

I wonder if Viacom, who I think still owns MTV, realizes that if they were to spend 10 million dollars on Meme accounts, lets say 50 meme accounts, they’d have a bigger audience than any of their shows ever…..and they could have 10 employees run it…and they wouldn’t need to have all that overhead owning all those networks….

It’s a DIY world, no one gives a fuck about MTV…

But they are brining back The Hills, a show the kids they want to reach never heard of, and they are brining back Danity Kane, because the 90s were a good time, and thanks to some smoke and mirrors, fitness and face injections – Aubrey O’Day looks fucking legendary…better than ever…like a sex worker, sex doll, porn star, it’s hot and I believe in whatever the fuck it is she’s doing….

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2018

Aug

Madison Beer Big Tits in a Tube Top of the Day

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Perverts everywhere are fucking LOVING Madison Beer.

I even have Madison Beer on the brain, because yesterday, we posted a pic of Madison Reed, who I read as Madison Beer and went off about Madison Beer being some attention seeker her mother trained her to be, always strategically near the paparazzi to get the tabloids to write about her, in a Do-it-Yourself hustle to get noticed….with hardly enough sex tapes, nude pics….but definitely a lot of cleavage…her young tits just spilling out everywhere.

Like here:

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I posted her nipple on stage pic, in the Madison Reed post, thinking it was Madison Beer, since my brain can only handle one Madison at a time…which I think is a good sign of things to come, not just to come to, but this girl, self made youtube rich knows how to get perverted engaged and interested, and as nipples and tits become a feminist agenda…we get to see more of it.

So take in this cleavage and remember the full tits are coming soon…it’s just a matter of time….and we’re ready for it.

Here she is walking her dog, cameltoe STRONG….

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2018

Aug

Ashley Graham Big Fat Ass in Lingerie of the Day

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Ashley Graham repulses me.

She may not be that fat compared to real fucking fat chicks that are out there, I mean we are living amongst some of the fattest people in the history of humanity, and there are so many of them, it’s not just one fat person here and there, it’s fat people everywhere. I know because I am one, I am married to one, and I see it all around me…from Low Income to Rich people…obesity is almost the fucking norm…

But that doesn’t mean we as a people or a society need to accept that, we don’t need to make the chairs on planes bigger to accommodate that, we don’t need to say “healthy weight is now at this level” and that pants should be made in size 40 or more, cuz people out there are that sized…

If anything we should be saying “NO, wear a fucking bed sheet, you’re not allowed to be this big, it’s a strain on society”….

She is pretty fucking fat though, especially in terms of modeling and she represents something that should never have happened, besides in porn fetish world, and that is that she’s allowed to pretend and act like a hot fit model, and get paid like a hot fit model, because we’re in this world where fat chicks are needed to sell shit to other fat chicks to be relatable to them….cuz companies want to get money….

I believe, we should not be doing this, it’s bad to create this as an ideal to be…the fat chicks should not be allowed at the photoshoots, or modeling, or pretending they are skinny living that skinny life…they should be sent to fat camp, or diabetes ward at the hospital to get their feet amputated…

Not out there posting panty pics…

Fucking crazy people allowed this to happen…seriously…

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