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2018

11

Jan

Sofia Vergara in a Bikini of the Day

Sofia Vergara, the Den Mother with her big tits, decided at 45 or 50 to put up some bikini pics of her mom body, because when you make a life from being a big titty, coke dealer / mule from Colombia that worked her way into Hollywood via Miami…you can’t forget your big titties people like to see, that made her who she is, one of the best paid, most famous TV stars when she can’t even speak the fucking language…

Debatably too old to be in a bikini…but never too old when your pervert fans and really anyone who likes a set of hispanic tits at any age in a bikini…especially when it’s not playing up it’s stupid accent…

Here is the clickbait…

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2018

11

Jan

Ashley Greene Aggressive Cameltoe of the Day

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Ashley Greene has a gnarly fucking cameltoe – which is really the most important thing about leggings, and being a banged out whore, who pretending she was celibate, when she was dating and banging a Jonas brother, which was a marketing tactic, she was in Twilight by chance and had to try to make it good….make it last…make people care about her…and I’ve heard nothing good about her, yet this cameltoe…is incredible.

HER BEST WORK.

And at least she’s not Ashley Graham….

RIGHT?

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2018

11

Jan

Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini Monster of the Day

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Always remember that Ireland Baldwin was called a pig by her father and that set the foundation of her being…

I am sure he tried to cover it up, buy her love back, invest in her, but publicly, it happened, and she knows it did, and it’s deep within her core and she’ll dwell on it, she’ll never get over it, and she’s a fucking mess because of it and I’m sure other things…like being a spoiled brat, a shadow in her parent’s image, rich as fuck….well taken care of…but never going to be the star she wants to be…and even when she had a minute of almost having it, it was robbed of her by her cousin, people stopped caring about this one….and she was forced to go dark, lesbian and to rehab….

BUT LOOK AT HER NOW…in a bikini…hot.

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2018

11

Jan

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Topless Mom Tits of the Day

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Rosie Hungtington-Whitely, is the crowd favorite. The hottest British Model besides Kate Moss, and the main model to decide to try acting, in efforts to prove that Megan Fox was replaceable, making her a good time…but not as good of a Time as she’e been for Jason Strathem or whatever his name, the bald action figure girls find hot, because he’s fit and rich and bald, and not bald like the loser with the belly playing videogames who works at the Movie Theatre at 40….

She’s never been one to not be topless, and she’s topless again, in a shoot, this time post baby making, which in and of itself should be a crime, and not just to bodies and vaginas, but to the world, we’re overpopulated, and shedding uterus before filling it with a baby is just gross…parasitic…a horror movie…

So now them tits are MOM tits…

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2018

11

Jan

Lily Mo Sheen Bikini of the Day

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Lily Mo Sheen is the daughter of Kate Beckinsale and Michael Sheen…and I guess the stepdaughter, and we like stepdaughters, of Sarah Silverman, which must be terribly irritating, since she’s like a disgusting farting dude…

The amazing thing about Lily Mo Sheen, at least to the Kate Beckinsale fans, who always impress me with their loyalty and level of perversion, is that she’s a product of her praised by her fans mom, and like her mom doesn’t look her age, only unlike her mom, is 18 and not looking her age is fucking perverted even if it’s technically legal, it doesn’t make it right…

The body’s too small…and you loving this, despite loving all things Beckinsale…is more perverted than all the times to jerk off to her mom…

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2018

11

Jan

Doutzen Kroes in a Bikini of the Day

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Doutzen Kroes, the ex Victoria’s Secret model, who at one time probably thought she was really fucking hot, really fucking winning, probably really fucking offensive to the people in her immediate circle, who saw her already inflated ego just blow the fuck up, before it was thankfully popped, after she got knocked up a few times from some Ibiza DJ…as these models sometimes do…

She’s pretty much faded into irrelevance, sure she’ll get a campaign here and there but nothing like the glory of being that PROMO model she always wanted to be…

But she’s managed to recruit her pregnant model sister, or angel, even if she’s been excommunicated, to hang out with her and GIRL is posting slutty pics heavy, knowing that finally someone will see them…

It’s the thirst the world needs to keep the jerk off material flowing.

TO SEE HER AND CANDICE ON THE BEACH TOGETHER- GET IT CLICK HERE

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2018

11

Jan

Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev in Vintage Bikinis of the Day

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It amazes me that certain players in Hollywood who are known creepers, which for the record is likely every dude in Hollywood, they didn’t get into the movie business to make the most money possible, these are smart Jewish business people, they got into it for ego, to get noticed, to be seen, to be envied, otherwise they’d work behind the scenes somewhere and fuck hot chicks who aren’t models or actresses…

But the one player in Hollywood who I have heard the most stories from slutty girls I know or have met randomly – a guy who does blow off their assholes – sleeps 4 hours a day – is an aggressive fuck and who makes them sign contracts, and likely pays their rent for them to keep their mouths shut….is Seacrest…Julianne Hough’s ex boyfriend..making this mormon in her mormon bikini with her friend Nina Dobrev….in a mormon bikini….a dirty little mormon, even now that she’s married.

Wild times.

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2018

11

Jan

LeAnn Rimes Bathing Suits of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is still on Vacation…in bathing suits… for her social media, which has pretty much become the foundation of who she is as a public figure, or artist, or whatever you want to call her…

She’s been at this for a long time, this getting naked thing, and I don’t know what people expected from LeAnn Rimes who went from being a country superstar, child prodigy, wholesome country girl….you know the kind of girl Christian people, good old low level Americans could appreciate and relate to…even spend their check on her CD to pretty much being nothing by a rich as fuck, LA based hooker, who destroys marriages, doesn’t eat, rocks ome fake tits and a mangled face….

But I think all her fans will still buy into whatever the fuck she’s selling….because of loyalty and Christ…their lord and savior…

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2018

11

Jan

Johanne Landbo Titties on a Boat of the Day

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Johanne Landbo is a hot nude model who has done shoots with her hot nude body for people like Agent Provocateur..and I guess other people…

This shoot is making the rounds, but I feel like I’ve seen it before, I may just not have posted it, or maybe I did, it’s hard to keep track of this shit….but apparently it’s for Hefner’s son, who run the family business now, and who I guess has decided to take the instagram style photoshoot, that you see on all the “instagram” nude accounts that I guess are trying to polarize themselves as being woman run, for women, because women are powerful and men doing shit like this would be considered sexual intimidation…

I don’t find it that great, but Johanne Landbo is great.

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2018

11

Jan

Kendall Jenner gets Wet for Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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Kendall Jenner is a disgusting human being – who has no need to be a public figure, or as she calls herself a model with acne scars, because people would hire her under any and all circumstances, because she’s a Jenner/Kardashian, and they have a huge impact and are capable of driving sales through their half retard fans….

I don’t buy into the way these idiots are angling for feminism, their attempting to polarize what they do to being anything more than just using their body to get audience to get paid…

I do think if the girl had any actual concern for anything but her vapid, useless, spoiled self, she’d do somthing with greater purpose, but then again her activism she’s been exposed to was her dad chopping off his dick for attention, pretending to be some kind of activist, when really just being clickbait.

Terrible humans, doing terrible things….living terrible lives…but most importantly, the footprint they are leaving, you message they are sending to the kids who look up to her – are terrible life lessons of excess, being spoiled, and disgusting…

But magazines celebrate her, they like the clicks.

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