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2018

Jan

J.Lo Fat Ass Workout of the Day

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J.Lo wrote some inspirational bullshit about not giving up in 2018, despite being 100 years old, because she makes so much fucking money and her ego makes her want to strive for more…

To all of the fans and to all my partners who I was so very fortunate to work with this year… Thank you so much!!! Here’s to scaling new heights and surpassing even our wildest dreams…To an amazing 2018!!! You know I’m ready!!
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So be prepared for more J.Lo….

She’s even working out her fat ass for the paparazzi to be strong enough, hot enough, tight bodied enough to take on the new year…

Big Ass Up in the Air…in spandex…porn to someone, likely A.Rod, who jerked off to her when he was in College and now gets to jerk off on her, cuz he’s rich as fuck too.

Getting a head start on her NEW YEAR NEW ME because she’s an over achiever.

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2018

Jan

Abigail Clarke NIpple of the Day

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Abigail Clarke flashed her nipple on new years…

I figured I would post her nipple on new Years….because I thought she was Little Miss Sunshine when I was downloading the pics and thought “shit, Little Miss Sunshine, also named Abigail, but far less trashy and apparently fatter..thank whatever the fuck this Abigail, clickbait that looks like every sex worker on instagram is…

Far more interesting than Little Miss Sunshine probably…but a nipple flash from a whore who looks like a whore for the paparazzi clickbait is less fun than accidental nip slips from people who don’t need to nip slip for attention…

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2018

Jan

Sophie Turner Does the Pussy Eating Gang Signs of the Day

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Sophie Turner is some Game of Thrones bitch who is really not that interesting to people like me who don’t do the whole Game of Thrones thing, mainly because it has wizards and dragons in the shit, which in and of itself is too fucking lame as fuck for me to really fully immerse myself in…

She’s just a basic looking girl who won some lottery up on some Kristen Stewart shit…and here she is watching Dick Clark’s AI doing some Dick Clark New Years Eve bullshit…sticking her tongue between her fingers in the international bro wanting to eat pussy, offensiveness, that if a guy was to do, he’d get arrested for sex offense, or at least fired from his job, but this bitch does it and it becomes empowering – like a black dude using the N word…you know making pussy eating her own…

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2018

Jan

Maitland Wards Doing the Same Tricks in 2018 of the Day

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The funniest thing about Maitland Ward, is that despite not really understanding who the fuck she is, she’s been consistently the most popular posts I post on the site in the last year or two and that makes no fucking sense to me…because I don’t know why anyone would care about a chubby, 40 year old, ginger bitch with sloppy body and tits, all because she was on boy meets world in the 90s, and I guess the people who follow the site or click on this shit are people who go to blogs, thus 40 year olds who were prime nerd age when blogs started, and this is the shit they like…

None of that new young pussy being shameless and erotic….focus on the low level, average at best look, Walgreen Dream….like Maitland Ward…

I mean good job finding her hustle…if only we could find what we are good at, what we find fun, getting paid without having to really do anything…decent….

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2018

Jan

Joanna Krupa Nude Photoshoot of the Day

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Joanna Krupa is a bootleg celebrity….she’s not actually a celebrity but she was on a series of well watched, or at least they tell us they are well watched,Reality Shows…

Shes’ got over 1 million followers on Social Media so I guess that means she matters, or counts, even though you can buy 1 million followers for about 1,000 dollars…

She’s best known to me as an early 2000s, we’re talking Y2k model who never made it as a model, but who was in magazines like Maxim…masturabtion fodder to pervert dudes who read that shit….well now she’s older but still getting naked.. flashing her pussy lips…and that pussy lips look like a good pussy to me….because old, irrelevant, washed up, clickbait or not…she’s looking good…

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2018

Jan

New Years Day Has the Girls from Insta Like.. and Other Videos of the Day

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Idiot in Montreal…

Dude Takes Out Woman with a Stool

Public Masturbating

Driver Loses Control – Dude Survives

Girl Gets Beat

New Years Countdown

Pussy Sprayer

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2018

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I guess it’s officially 2018….

Which means one year closer to death…

Which means one more year to either disappoint yourself or make something happen…to reflect on not investing in Bitcoin and figuring out where Right Said Fred is today…

Which means you survived the opiate laced street drugs…that you probably didn’t take because you were at home watching Dick Clark, or whoever they’ve replaced him with, some Dick Clark AI in the form of Seacrest…watchign Maria Menounos marry her gay husband no one cares about because no one cares about Maria Menounos and her Clickbaiting…

Which means you probably didn’t get laid last night, setting you up to not get laid for the next year, because you’re on a website….looking for tits…assuming anyone is out there, something I doubt…but you never know…

Happy New Year you useless fucks here are some official hangover links cuz this motherfucker drank a lot of cheap sparkling wine last night but didn’t die – even though I tried..

Dumb Girl Shoots Fireworks Out her Window
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Kylie Jenner ALready Had her Kid
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How Fleetwood Mac Makes a Song
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Clickbait Pussy!
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New Year New You!
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Alex Jones VS Amazon Alexa
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Heli Biking in British Columbia
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Verne Troyer’s Mini Tesla
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Best News Bloopers of 2017
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2017

Dec

Chubby Selena Gomez New Kidney Transplant Scar in a One Piece for New Years Eve of the Day

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Selena Gomez is in a one piece – because she’s probably had most of her mid-section hacked the fuck up, I mean look at her upper thigh from the Kidney Transplant that she got thanks to harvesting the organs of her groupies in her guest house – that shit is mangled and not even where the Kidney goes in….which would explain the one-piece…

Her tits look bigger, which would make sense, it’s like while you’re under get them tit implants and face injections, or maybe your tits just get bigger when you got a new Kidney filtering your blood…

I mean she could just be getting fat…who cares, she’s a sheltered a brat…with all kind of in and out of rehab her hard life is hard to deal with issues…but at least she’s got a terminal disease to make her more tolerable…I mean I haven’t had organ transplants, you probably haven’t either, if we needed one we’d just die because we aren’t rich Disney kids / illuminati not ready to die yet….life doesn’t work like that for us…

So she’s almost gangster.

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In other Selena Gomez news, here’s her Weird Tribute to Taylor Swift of the Day

I’m glad you were born. You write all the thoughts some aren’t able to articulate. (ME!) Thank you for giving a voice to this world that is authentic and inspiring. I wish some knew how big your heart actually is.. it’s fierce, bold and freaking wild with light. I’m glad you protect that. Love you

I’ve always had my doubts about broken, sheltered, dancing Disney Monkey, sold by her parents…unstable, diseased, rehab attending, jacked up face thanks to face injections and steroids, fake titty cuz it looks better, Bieber Fucking, The Weeknd Fucking, Selena Gomez, the producer of Springbreakers, who is rich as fuck….

But after reading her tribute to Taylor Swift back in December 13, I know, I’m current…where she said she’s “authentic”…when clearly she’s fast food, pandering to fat people, cliche and basic…we are forced to accept that this sheltered entitled, so entitled she harvests organs in her mansion, because she can…Selena Gomez…is fucking clueless…but a survivor who wants us to pander to her…

SO PANDER.

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2017

Dec

Jennifer Aniston in a Bikini Spy Cam Paparazzi of the Day

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Leave it up to the Mexicans to get the job done…whether it’s drug smuggling, gardening for rich people in LA and Texas, working the hotel chambermaid hustle, or doing other work white people won’t do, and will be racist towards mexicans despite them doing it….

Because here’s some traditional hide in the bush spy on the celelebrity, sneak some shots of her in a bikini that she’s likely unaware of, or at least seemingly unaware of – like old times…and good times…before all these fuckers were social media clickbait cuz social media gets paid….

I like my paparazzi out there making celebs scramble, causing brawls, being gangster about shit…hiding in dumpsters..not standing outside trendy spots getting the boring “leaving the venue pics”….

I want some creativity, some risk, some excitement…and sure this isn’t quite hitting the mark, but it’s better than what’s been happening in paparazzi for the last few years, they’ve done got lazy.

Old Lady Aniston – not so exciting in her bikini..but these pics represent a long lost artistry of getting up in a motherfuckers face..

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2017

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

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HOLIDAYS OVER MOTHERFUCKER>…One Last Weekend…RAGE…

I guess the next time I do stepLINKS it will be 2018….which is a pretty emotional thing for people who care about these things…getting older fucking sucks, disease, getting uglier, more in debt, terrible…but that won’t stop assholes from drinking their champagne with their friends, hugging and kissing, and celebrating life…basic assholes..

While I’m committed to keep on sucking, failing well into 2018, it’s the affirmations I keep on keeping on…fuck the Secret…accept reality…

I’ll just sit here angry Amazon robbed me of money…because apparently linking fake vaginas for cross dressers is against their rules and they ROB you of your commission like a bunch of assholes…going into 2018 with the taste of blood in my mouth – but no periods being eaten..I’m old and the girls who fuck with me menopausal…

Kiss 2017 GOOD BYE.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Amanda Bynes is Ready to Act Again
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Dr Phil is Doing More Bad than Good When Staging his Stories
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Goulart in a Bikini
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MAD SUV Driver
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Kendall Jenner’s Boyfriend Blake Griffin is Doing a Paternity Test to Prove his Actual Kids are His Kids…Good Dad.
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IGGY Azaelea’s Giant Cold Sore
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Using Virtual Reality to Get Out of Prison
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Dude’s Creepy COmputer Wallpaper
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Chloe Goodman Cameltoe
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Hilary Duff Thick as fuck in Jeans
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Rear End Camera – Rear End
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Dylan Penn in a Sports Bra
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Madison Beer in Jeans and a Slut Shirt
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Lady Victoria Hervey Nipples
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Antelope Running Down Highway in MOntana
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Getting Bit by Desert Centipede
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Some Sugar Baby Destroyed Some Rich Guy’s Warhols
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BOOTY BOXING BAG
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Backyard Hot Wheels Track
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Michael Dell’s 24 Year Old Daughter Buys Herself a 3 Million Dollar Engagement Ring
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Julianne Hough Boring in Redbook…
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Naomi Watts Boring in a Magazine
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Hailee Steinfeld – Hawaiian Dance
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Dakota Fanning – Shirtless in Overalls
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Madison Beer – big Cleavage
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Sharon Stone is Creepy
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day
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TOpless Chicks and Their Hairy Armpits
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Big Insertion
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CELEB CUMPILATION
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2 Naked Chicks Slutty on Webcam
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Girl Gets Eaten Out at the Bar
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Hot Pussy Flash
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Just a Crazy girl VS the Beast
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Lesbians Invite a Dude In
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Naked Real Wives…
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THE BEST IN SEX
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