Alia Shawkat is spreading her pussy, bush out, for i-D magazine in what you’d think was her attempt at being an edgy feminist, showing off her bush with pride, in a world where the media, mainly other women, but they’ll say it’s misogyny, force them to get bikini brazilian bikini waxes like in the pornos…well not in the fucking PORNO I watch you simple minded suburbanite assholes…and not with any dudes I know…none have ever said “gross she had bush”…everyone has said “yes! I got laid”….

But sure, the faggot closet cases who’s family own Bikini wax company stock, are the reason girls wax their pussies, it has nothing to do with other women giving women bad advice creating these beauty trends..it’s all a dude’s fault…obviously..

I am a big advocate of bush, I always have been, the bikini wax is fun sometimes, but really not nearly as erotic as bush, and when the whole bikini wax craze happened, I always told the girls I fucked, and to this day, tell teh girls I fuck to let it go natural, it’s hotter.

I am not a believer that pushing bush, is some political statement, some feminist statement, and if it is it’s pretty fucking dumb, like the feminist fake bitch I saw at a Chinese restaurant with her arms in the air, to show off her hairy armpits, you hands behind head like a white trash dad who just ate thankgiving dinner…so all in the place saw she didn’t shave her armpits…LIKE WHO FUCKING CARES bitch…keep it to your damn self…

The torment I feel looking at this Alia Shawkat bush, is that I fucking love bush, it’s so fucking hot, animalistic and naughty….

But I know it comes from an impure place…

I know that this child star from Arrested Development, who I think banged Michael Cera is doing it to be edgy, noticed, celebrated, and that’s all very liberal college lesbian in the LGBTQRST club during lunch hour before her finger painting class.

So bush yes, love it, actress and magazine EXPLOITING bush for their personal agenda or gain, is just as bad as waxing the pussy to be like a shitty porno movie, not the right porno movie, for a BUSH fetishist like me….

The whole point of bush, and being natural, is not trying to package it and sell it to the media….

Anyway…still a gnarly cameltoe and bush growing down her leg cuz she’s dark haired and arab-like…even if I feel it’s insincere….just basic attempt at making social commentary on the state of beauty in the media, while being the media, in magazines that perpetuate those stereotypes, and girl’s an actress who is that stereotype and just wants attention…it just takes away from the real bush lovers who have been doing our part for bush all these years..and it’s annoying that someone thinks not shaving their pussy is putting on some kind of protest…like anyone gives a fuck how you maintain your pussy…I mean I ask most girls, but that’s just for masturbation…I am a pervert – in normal life exchanges…you don’t need to know how someone maintains their goddamn cunt…it’s not quite liberating, if anything it’s like Weinstein jerking off, shoving that pussy down my throat when I didn’t ask to see it.

Point being Alia Shawkat is raping us ALL with UNSOLICITED BUSH PICS.

Here are the pics..

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