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2017

30

Nov

Katharine McPhee Vagina Reduced of the Day

There were leaked pics of Katharine McPhee that were actually of Katharine McPhee because the lawyers emailed me to take the pics down…which means “GUILTY AS CHARGE” and the pics of Katharine McPhee from her leaked hack…or icloud hack…were from her LABIA REDUCTION surgery….scabs on the chopped off lips and blood on the panty pics..that I guess she sent to her doctor…but that no one should ever fucking see..

But I guess she wasn’t a feminist who thought all pussy is perfect, and was insecure about how those lips filled her bathing suit and got the chop like she was Bruce Jenner…

These are some selfies of her tits,not all of her tits, but still her tits.

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2017

30

Nov

Kendall Jenner in See Through of the Day

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Kendall Jenner went to an event in a see through shirt, because of course she fucking did..

I try to avoid all these fame whores, attention seekers, who are getting paid big money, despite being garbage, barely hot, just well followed reality stars…but sometimes, they break through and I have no choice but to participate…in a what the fuck is this nonsense, how is she the most important model or personality in the world, she’s so fucking boring, even with her tits out, why can’t the family, the whole family, go down in a plane crash…it’s needed…

Sometimes, I have no choice to say, this is pop culture, what the bummy kids like…because it is…and let’s just hope they follow her lead and get some shirts like this so that my grocery store experience is better.

I don’t know who this dude is…but she’s up to seducing him….

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2017

30

Nov

Rihanna in a Magazine of the Day

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Rihanna has given up trying, she’s at that level of fame where she doesn’t need to try..you know ho wit is…

Rihanna from child hooker who made it in America thanks to a good pervert who vacationed in Barbados…has made the 100s of millions…and can sit back and ride it out..because she has left her mark and will forever be – Rihanna..

Dazed magazine, not to be confused with the exploitative Paper magazine, who try to break the internet by exploiting black women who have made it in the white world, not that Kim Kardashian is black, or can be exploited more than she’s exploited herself….put out their own break the internet, featuring Rihanna…but not for having an orgy with herself, like you’d expect from her, at least in her slutty years…and not for balancing a champagne glass on her fake ass, but for being really fucking scaled down, not made up, like a girl in art school out at a bar…fully clothed…and I guess it’s to not piss off her Arab billionaire suitor who wants his girl to be respectable…or maybe it’s cuz she’s given up, her weight gain would make you assume that…and this is zero hot…

I guess everyone has a lifespan and she’s managed to make a lot of fucking money in a short period of time that she could pretty much take selfies of herself shitting, taking nasty fucking dumps after eating too many chicken wings, and people would still go nuts for her…give her brand deals….and celebrate whatever scam it is she managed to pull off…

There’s a nipple…

THE GOOD NEWS IN RIHANNA NEWS IS THAT SHE’S ANTI TRANNY…not so much anti tranny, but into hiring women not trannies, because celebrate women not trannies, trannies are just men parodying women, and the world accepting them so widely is just catering to their mental illness..

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2017

30

Nov

Suki Waterhouse See Through of the Day

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These are from Yesterday, but I’m lazy…and only one person doing this for pennies….so here it is now..

Suki Waterhouse is clearly looking for an angle now that Brad Cooper, her A-List boyfriend left her for Irina Shayk to make Russian babies with the opportunist…and I guess the angle she chose was walk around for the paparazzi 3/4 naked, play it off as fashion, while really it’s just erratic and crazy behavior..out there looking for any nibble she can get, ideally from another rich A Lister as it’s good for her personal brand’s profile…

She’s a model, she’s alright, this outfit is great, if you don’t think about the sad and desperate rich kid who mattered for a minute place this one came from…I mean I want to see everyone’s panties, even yours…so BRING IT…she BRANG it.

To See The Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

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2017

30

Nov

Josephine Skriver Humanoid Ass for Instagram of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is a robot, or a humanoid, or an AI, which is nice because the future of women is going to be something we can program into doing what we want, without all the bullshit, like periods, pregancy, complaining, and spending all our damn money…and whatever else you hate about women….like them not wanting to fuck you, while your humanoid won’t ever say no….

She’s probably the hottest VS has to offer, not that I care about VS or their human sex trafficking….but I do see hot when hot is presented to me..

And designer DNA programming, the future of human, choose height, weight and everything else…is what all parents should do…

You see, she was made in a lab with Human DNA, so she’s really fucking realistic, but the problem with her biologist making her human, is that she’s got the human brain and can be as annoying as you’d expect a human woman who looks this good to be…

And she’s posting butt shots on social media – where other people are just regular DNA are getting butt shots deleted..while she just dials into her humanoid programming and communicates with the instagram algorhithm AI on a BINARY CODE level…

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2017

30

Nov

Ashley Tisdale Brings her Bra to Instagram of the Day

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Ugly Face Tisdale is not hiding behind sunglasses, a mask, her hand, or the tools she usually uses to try to divert people’s attention from her below average, even awkward looks….but she should be…because she’s scary…

Ugly face Tisdale is using the more interesting diversion – the topless / bra pictures…because…her body has always been what she has going for her..so start to use it Disney bitch…use what you got…cuz you’re pushing 50 fucking years old…it…

I guess it’s not that interesting,

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2017

30

Nov

Eliza Cummings for Agent Provocateur of the Day

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Eliza Cummings has a duty to live up to her name…by doing all she can in her low to mid level modeling to contribute to as many people CUMMING as possible, it’s her namesake, it is what she is destined and meant to do….

I’ve said this before, but it’s is like someone named BAKER not knowing how to bake. Or someone named “Archer” not knowing anything about archery….or someone named “Potter” not knowing shit about Harry Potter, like that Emma Watson is not hot, or “Barber” not knowing how to cut hair…prferably pubic hair or someone named “Brewer” not knowing how to make beer, I want beer or “MILLER” not knowing how to MILL…whatever the fuck that means…or “Carpenter” not know how to make a goddamn cabinet…or “Carver” not knowing how to use a knife….or someone naked “Pound” not knowing how to POUND THAT PUSSY…

Why would I write more of these when I already did the work, I want to be a one-trick pony, like this Eliza Cummings…who’s doing what she can to get people cumming…and that’s what matters…

This time for a legit sugar baby lingerie brand, for a sugar baby…this must be FUCKING everything for her…and for them really..understanding their market…

Hot for Christmas….

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2017

30

Nov

Kelly Brook Christmas Sex Doll for Instagram of the Day

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Kelly Brook is a fat chick, with fat tits, who would starve herself before her titty shoots to look less fat, but was still fat.

I’ve met Rugby players who have fucked her and have passed around pics of her for comedic purposes…

I’ve also met fat chicks, I even married one and I can tell you with confidence that fat chicks are just lazy slobs…and all the rationalizing fat chicks is just them finding excuses to be lazy..

Fat chicks have always existed. In Africa, the fat chick was deemed the most fertile and all the men in the tribe wanted to knock her up, because the chances of her surviving a famine and the pregnancy were higher….

In Europe and America…the fat chick was just laughed at, fucked when drunk at 3 am when options were limited, and occasionally stars of fetish porn, because some weirdos are into fat girls, mainly for their tits….

The plus sized model thing happened and people like Anna Nicole Smith, Mamma Cass, whoever the fuck else has been seen as fat, pigs like Ariel Winter….and even Marilyn Monroe, who weighed in at 118 pounds for her 5 foot 5 frame…now girls are pushing 200 lbs….

But now.. fat chicks are fucking everywhere, the world is obese, unhealthy, on medication for Chronic illness and some fat chicks like Kelly Brook, known for her fat tits, who polarized being a fat chick…now can embrace and accept being fat…

Kelly Brook is an early adopter to being a fat chick….she’s pushing 50 by now…still fat, still click baiting….this time for Christmas. Tis the Season…

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2017

30

Nov

Lady Gaga Posted Bikini Weirdness on Instagram of the Day

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It’s not secret that Lady Gaga is the fucking worst. Her music, her overall branding of herself, the fact that she was this ugly rich kid from New York, who finally got accepted by the masses and really took that seriously…she found her angle, of being this weirdo, and the weirder she is, the more she sold and rode it hard, so hard it became boring, typical, try hard, because she was trying hard…acting like she didn’t care, while being try hard…all while being ugly the entire fucking time…

Well, now she’s on a beach in a thong in heels, because of course she is, she’s Lady Gaga and wants you to remember her, even though I actively try to forgot or avoid all things Gaga..but thanks to brainwashing…I know all her songs….terrible…

I don’t know what this Kim Kardashian thong weirdness is, but it’s probably gotta do with her Fibryomyalgia