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2023

31

Aug

Tanline Thursday of the Day

It’s cold as shit here, summer is fucking over on this last weekend of summer bullshit propaganda they push on us before geo engineering the winter to hit us for the next 9 months, those mosters…

The good news is that the women of the world, who pretend to hate men, are still vain and follow the trends to seduce men, which include, but aren’t limited to tanlines..

So despite there being no sun, they will risk the chemicals of a spray tan, or the damaging rays of the sun, not that I believe that storyline created by BIG SUNSCREEN, but the majority of people do, yet these whores just don’t care, they’ll face the pain, the cancer, the damage for a fucking tanline…to highlight the good stuff…so that they can take pics of it to upload to the internet for you.

Summer or winter, WE WILL HAVE TANLINES!

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2023

31

Aug

Leni Klum’s Try On Lingerie Haul of the Day

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I know that the general consensus of Leni Klum’s try on video is that the people are mad that she’s an all American sounding girl, and not some rough German accented dominatrix ready to shove objects in your ass and tell you how pathetic you are.

The German / Italian adopted by Seal because her own dad only wanted anything to do with her in recent years since growing out those amazing tits, that Heidi looks at with dollar signs and happiness in her eyes, knowing she made them and is ready to exploit them, to make her continue existing into her 50s….so she was raised in NYC…

The other general consensus is “have you seen the tits on her”….they’re life changing, a way to get your deadbeat dad in your life and a way to get the internet stepdad to beat it to you….

She’s the most important person of these times….

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2023

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

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The world is fucking nuts, I think it’s time that we should all be nuts too….I mean it’s like attack of the normies turned content creator and attention seeker….and who became nuts…leaving the actual nuts lost and confused amongst the normie nuts….or maybe being nuts on the internet is played out, mainstream, done…and the real troll is logging off this shit…..imagine that.

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Got Her…
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Kendall Jenner Nip Slip in Harper’s Bazaar Photo Shoot!
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Woman Does Some Insane Flips On A Jetski In A Pool
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The Cavinder Twins Go to Nashville!
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Doja Cat’s Nip Slip to Promote Her Demonic Album!
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Justine Skye See Through to Nipples!
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Paige Lorenze Brings Out her US Open Outfit!
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The 7 Best Comic Book Super-Heroes Who Haven’t Had Movies Made About Them
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Breathtaking Bikini Magic: Devin Brugman’s Captivating Boobs and Legs in Fiery Photo Session!
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Gabrielle Union Keeps the Party Going!
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Astrid Casali topless in L’uomo sulla strada (2022)
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Surfer Anastasia Ashley Washes Up On Shore for Celsius!
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Truly Incredible Incidents From All Over The Internet
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Elvis Presley’s gun sells for big at auction
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Some Really Insane GoKart Crashes
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Eiza Gonzalez Is Here To Make You Love Wednesday!
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Eyes on Emily Ratajkowski: Scintillating Braless Outing Reveals Boobs and Toned Midriff in NYC!
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Debbie St. Pierre’s Micro Bikini!
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CCTV Captures Suspect Assaulting An NYPD Office In Bronx
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Isaac Christopher Rochell Gets Released!
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Lion Gets Its Head Stuck Inside A Feeding Barrel
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Absolutely Insane Sand Sculptures Guaranteed To Make You Go Wow
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Malu Trevejo Gets Wet in the Yard!
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Absolutely Insane Sand Sculptures Guaranteed To Make You Go Wow
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40+ Hot Selfie Girls
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What Have You Been Primed to See in America?
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Josie Canseco’s Crop Top in Mexico!
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Aviation Clips Sure To Surprise You
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NOPE!
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Slayyyter See Through to Boobs at Power of Young Hollywood!
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Incredible Fly Can Go Underwater
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Avril Mathie Gets Chubby On Vacation!
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50+ Hot And Wet Girls
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Massive Landslide Causing Buildings To Collapse In Himachal Pradesh
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Confessions Of A Woman In A Male Dominated Engineering Class
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Woman Realises That She Ran Over 2 People
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What Are The Lessor Known Implications of Hearing Loss?
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The Dance Of I Honestly Have No Idea
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Florence Pugh – Elle Style Awards – October 2023
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Emily Ratajkowski – Walking her dog in New York
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Ashley Benson – Out in Los Angeles
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Alison Brie – Seen out in Los Angeles
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock – Notting Hill Carnival Photoshoot
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Kathryn Newton – Taylormade Golf
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Olivia Wilde – Leaving her gym in Studio City
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Sienna Miller – Pregnant in Bikini on the Beach in Ibiza
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From stepSMUT!!

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She Shows Them
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Ashlyn Peaks Busting Out of a Swimsuit!
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Ursula Naked in a Fur Coat
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What The Fuck Is Wrong With Japan?
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Pussy Eating Girls!
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Dad is about to come home so stepson fucks his mom
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Pretty Blonde (GIF)
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Queenie Sateen on Vixen in Lawyer Vs Pro
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Victoria Ramos and Her Desserts!
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Ceecee Valez Big Bikini Booty!
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Couple Share Hairy Box
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What A Good Morning Looks Like
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I Need One (GIF)
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Sexy Babe (GIF)
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4 hot busty sisters in premium nudes (256 pics – 53 videos)
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The Perfect Face
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When her dad hired a tutor he didn’t know she would end up fucking him
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Lissa Mendez Naked at the Beach!
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Come Get Your Wife
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Scarlett Alexis and Vanna Bardot are a Couple of Nymphs!
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2023

30

Aug

Lena Dunham Disgusting Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bro…..

This is fucking disturbing, made more disturbing because girls out ont he street look like this too, it’s like fucking clown world, the freak show circus coming to get us with their hard nipples and no uteruses…disturbing as shit, made even more disturbing because people like this are marketed as the voice of a generation and believe that hype, so the lazy people who fund the content throw money their way to further indoctrinate the people who look like this, feeling brave like when a black kid sees a black little mermaid but in a far more destructive and fat way because these entitled clowns are actual fucking monsters who have stained the fabric of society with their shit….

To look like this, but to selfie like this, is a serious flaw in the matrix, no matter how delusional you are…no matter how she wrote herself into her show nude like some evil troll exhibitionist who looks like an evil troll because she is an evil troll….KEEP it to your damn self…

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2023

30

Aug

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Celebrity lesbian, who was a Victoria’s Secret model before Victoria’s Secret turned their back on hot chicks, and after she was a androgynous and weird hipster model, because she realized be a hot Victoria’s Secret model paid better and more importantly made her more famous to fuck the celebrities with identity crisis’ trying to figure themselves out in a world of LGBTQ knowing it will advance their career, while all being perverts because that’s how you become a celebrity, so you dyke down with the hottest dyke you can find, and that’s the Victoria’s Secret model dyke, not the dyke selling lumber at Home Depot, or the dyke selling wool at the knitting club….because celebrities are fake and superficial…

So yeah, the lesbian to the star is still hot in her topless shoots, despite not taking dick, unless she takes dick and doesn’t tell anyone because it will tarnish her storyline, who knows, they’re all agenda pushing weirdos….but when they are topless, I don’t hate it, I hate them sure, but I don’t hate it…and I don’t mean that in a tranny pronoun way….I mean it as in it…you fucks.

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2023

30

Aug

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I relate to pussy wedgies. Out of all the things I see celebrated online, whether it’s hearing stories of billionaire tech geniuses, or the homie who paid himself 1,000,000 dollars a day who owns OnlyFans, or whether it’s celebrating all that wealth, or influencer existence, from fitness, to travel to other unrelateable shit to the average pervert, the pussy wedgie is the one thing I can say with confidence that I want to be, that I want to achieve, that I would buy a masterclass course or some ebook on trying to be, because I’ve stared enough at the camel toe, I’m ready to become the cameltoe……

We’re all allowed to have dreams.

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2023

30

Aug

Alison Brie Bodysuit of the Day

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Alison Brie posted up a picture in some fetish gear that you can assume she’s wearing to some Satanic Sex party since she’s a bitch in Hollywood, but since she’s married to a Franco brother, it could just be heading out to a family dinner at James’….

She’s wearing a pretty stupid outfit, but there’s a skimpy body suit that’s showing the side of her pussy the way you’d want a bodysuit to show the side of a pussy. Since she’s in her 40s so we should probably be thankful that her fit 40 year old ass that is obviously thonged like she was Borat is out of the frame, allowing us to pretend she’s not in her 40s….by staring at all that skin that is showing in the outfit…

I am into the cowboy boots…but would prefer seeing some actual riding, because this theatre kid shit being silly, creative, or fun like she’s heading to GAME night with the nerds, is a little too BRIE CHEESY to be jerked off to…

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2023

30

Aug

Camila Morrone Got Them Tits Out of the Day

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I hate giving Em Rata any unnecessary credit, seeing as I think she’s a real fluke in the social media hustle, where she could turn her nude shoots into some mainstream and marketable experience for brands and producers alike, making her tons of money before she launched her own collection that I can assure you makes millions of fucking dollars.

She’s really not that special, but an anomaly and now as a podcaster, she’s pretty fucking boring when talking OnlyFans and how men suck….

So I hate giving Em Rata any attention because she sucks, but this Cami Morrone topless shoot reminds me of something Em Rata would do in her bathroom for attention, because it’s shameless enough..

You may not know who Cami is, but she was sold off to Leo DiCaprio early in her big titty influencer career, like a modern slave, working the fields and digging ditches around Leo’s homosexuality.

She is single now, contract is up, and her short’s come off to remind those early to her instagram modelling, that her tits didn’t die with her soul when with Leo…

Fascinating….

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2023

30

Aug

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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I guess a huge percentage of girls smoke weed, at least in Canada, since it’s legal and people are depressed losers made happier by hanging out with other depressed losers, or at least by numbing themselves with weed so that they can lazily sit and stare at the wall while waiting for life to either happen for them or end of them.

I am a drunken degenerate so I’m not hating on the weed smokers of the world, but I don’t trust them with their Government weed, it actually creeps me the fuck out….

I don’t mind when the lazy weed girls aren’t too lazy to get naked on the internet, since self produced nudity is what makes the internet fun, especially when it’s produced by someone all high and out of their head, as if weed is that potent, so that they have an excuse for their behavior when they decide to email sites to delete all their nudes, as they do…way too often…

My only issue with weed girls is that they look like weed girls into snacks, but whatever, I’ll take it…

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2023

30

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Bed Selfie of the Day

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Old Lady J.Lo or someone who is pretending to be J.Lo on the J.Lo social media content stream, because I have facial recognition blindness and can’t tell if J.Lo actually looks like this, or maybe her face injections she probably denies, and her facetune that she gets professionally done because she can afford to hire an after effects artist for her social media channels, just makes her look like a hybrid J.Lo….who cares…

I didn’t buy into J.Lo when she first went viral and they wanted us to fall for girls with diaper wearing looking asses….so I’m not going to be into her in her retirement years as she does her best 55-plus community dweller holding onto that youthful dream….

If anything, I find it pretty vulgar that she doesn’t take shit behind the camera to let other chicks take her place in the world of bad pop music and bad acting….because she’s a triple threat, who is also a threat to quality and integrity of an artform, all for the sake of money grubbing.

I realize she believes her hype, which is probably why she takes barely slutty selfies for her feed, like a “look at me casual in bed, with some cleavage, where I fuck, but where I won’t let you watch me fuck, since Afleck’s got ED….thanks to also being old and forced to fuck her old diaper wearing looking ass….that is old enough to be an actual diaper wearing ass and not just an ass that looks like it is in diaper…

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