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2017

13

Oct

Top 20 SFW Cam Girls of the Week Part 10 of the Day

Every Week We Compile the Best SFW Clips we find of girls on webcam, because girls on webcam are everything….

I don’t nextflix and chill, I MyFreeCam and die a fall in love over and over and over because these girls are so fucking hot, fun and amazing…

The webcam is one of man’s greatest inventions….allowing enterprising young hot chicks to make a living by letting people like me into their homes to experience their creative genius, their sense of humor, their personality, their dance moves, their sticking butt plugs in….

For a Voyeur pervert into hot chicks…who let me watch them…it’s my everything…and the women who are on webcam are the best thing to happen in modern times….they are engaging, funny, talented and awesome sales pitches and cockteasers…who always end up giving it up for all of us perverts to collectively jerk off to them..and they seem to fucking love it.

It’s a genius thing…I can’t think of anything better and that’s why I want to showcase these girls for more than just their getting naked, but for all the fun and silly, and quirky and hot things they do on their own personal TV shows…

And the best thing about it, is you can see these girls naked.

TO SEE THESE BABES AND OTHER AMAZING BABES – LIKE SERIOUSLY AMAZING BABES – GET NAKED AND MASTURBATE WHILE OTHER DUDES TIP THEM FOR YOU
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepTV|Videos

2017

13

Oct

Lily Rose Depp Erotica of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp zooming in on her mouth is the most spooky and erotic video you’ll see all year, or at least all day, or at least the most spooky and erotic thing I’ll see all Day because I hate the internet and I feel it has peaked with this and I will go spend the rest of my day looking at the wall…

Big fan of this celebrity kid, she’s got a little more attitude, a little more entitlement, a little less shameless self promotion because her parents are actually established and not reality stars, so she’s better that the other promo model cunts…

I also like her alien head, it’s the best there is…I have fantasies of her crawling out of my wife’s fat stomach, leading her for dead….like an alien parasite before probing me the way an alien should…threesomes never been so hot…

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

13

Oct

Krysten Ritter is a Skinny Bitch in a Magazine of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is a skinny fake goth bitch who is also an actor in some Netflix bullshit that doesn’t matter to me because it has super heroes in it but that likely matters to you because it has super heroes in it…. she’s skinny despite being old and that’s all a woman really needs to be to pass the casting couch in my mind – instead of bringing them up to my hotel rooms, I look at their pics and instead of making them a life and career I post their pics some magazine took of them to 12 people like it matters which is doesn’t…but I am Harvey Weinsten in my head, now let me jerk off in some plants…

That said Krysten Ritter may be older, boring, but exists…and is skinny so celebrate it….in this magazine

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2017

13

Oct

Madison Beer Working it for the Paparazzi of the Day

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Madison Beer is a barely famous, but followed, because she fucked Bieber when she was under age after her mom whored her out to the internet for all the perverts, like Bieber to see….and stare at her natural talented tits…they do all kinds of tricks like backflips and tap dancing…and song and dance…or maybe just get pushed up in a push up bra for the paparazzi because the paparazzi are part of her marketing strategy…as they should be because tits less exciting have made it further…and tits on a young frame deserve all they can get…I am a believer…in whatever cheesy, nonsense attention seeking this is…because of them young tits.

I like all her make-up Countouring – face making like a real instagram whore…I prefer the camera dude with the moustache…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

13

Oct

Elizabeth Banks Culturally Appropriates a Hooker of the Day

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I don’t know why a white man in black face is cultural appropriation and offensive to all people…or an Indian Head Dress at a music festival is cultural appropriation and offensive to all people…or a man dressed like a woman is something you can’t laugh at….or a retard, can’t mock a retard….or call a girl who gets naked on the internet an attention seeking whore..she’s just a feminist and you have to respect her right to empower herself through her body..

But it’s fine for a low level, high paid, shitty comedy that is making a lot of assholes millions of dollars to showcase a sex worker as a fucking cliche sex worker…in a “look I’m dressed like a hooker”…without any respect or regard to sex workers being pretty much every single woman ever to exist…so no one acts up and says it’s offensive…or protests outside Liz Banks’ trailer..through fucking used aids condoms at her for offending their people…because women all know they are whores but don’t want to admit it or draw attention to it – so as long as the whore has that fishnet, crazy hair, street walker, they can with confidence say they aren’t prostitutes..

IT is a damn conspiracy…..they are out to get us these women…

Also…if this is what they think hookers look like…they clearly never got Syphilis from a damn hooker…that’s all I know..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Elizabeth Banks|SFW

2017

13

Oct

Myla Dalbesio Topless SI Model of the DAy

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This Myla Dalbesio got some old ass titties – but she’s in Sports Illustrated swim with her tits all out all over the goddamn place because at 3000 fucking years old…you start not giving a fuck about who sees them tits….especially when you’re in a Magazine you thought you couldn’t ever be in because you remember their first issue 50 years ago and knew it’d be a stretch…like the elastic waist band of your plus sized big and tall pants…

She a size 10 model, which is considered plus size, because it’s fucking huge and at one point in time Miss Teen Wisconsin…back when she was 16…before she ate all the damn cheese she could get her big girl hands on…

She’s done a bunch of random shoots, is apparently an artist, and like all artists..she’s full of shit…but so is SI SWim who pander to her, and the public from every angle to try to have a successful advertising year…even though their shit is played out, boring, even with sloppy fat girl tits for the “body positivity” they put out there as “progress” after decades of telling bitches they work with they are too fat. It’s all fluffy lies, PR Shit, but tits happened…big old lady tits…cuz

NIPPLE AIMING THE GROUND ON FAT OLD WOMEN WHO SHOULDN’T BE IN SI SHAMING…

Posted in:MYLA DALBESIO

2017

13

Oct

Ariel Winter Gets Hot and Bothered in the Grocery Store of the Day

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Fat chick Ariel Winter is pretending to workout – but as soon as she’s done she hops or waddles over to her most favorite place in the world…the Grocery Store…where she stocks up on all the things that keep her fat despite working out…in what should logically be a place she doesn’t go ever…because she’s can’t fucking handle it…just look at those leggings they are about to IMPLODE…

And she clearly fucking loves it…pussy wet with all the choices she’s got….

When looking at her I always wonder why people give a fuck about her, then I remember she’s on the hottest show on TV, not that people watch TV, but it still seems important, and people have watched her grow up, like she’s some Jennifer Aniston…but way sloppier, which I guess is more current, since all these bitches are sloppy now..

WHO KNOWS…it HAPPENED…and you’ll like how her leggings hug her chubby girl pussy…BUT WHERE IS HER NECK!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

13

Oct

Paige VanZant at 115 Lbs Topless of the Day

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Paige VanZant is an MMA fighter, I don’t watch MMA because I find half naked dude on dude one of the gayest things to watch, the beating of each other just adds to the gayness, like a gay guy with a prison rape fantasy so hard he gets himself arrested, only gayer because the gay dudes watching UFC don’t even know they are gay, they just know they are charged, excited and loving the “technique of the fight”…while the ring girls, who are really trashy Vegas strippers are just used as bait to masturabte to…you know…

Then they package these other girls, who got into fighting because their boyfriends loved it so much it was the only way they’d get fucked…and little killers like this Paige VanZant exist, make money and post hot topless weigh-in pics….at 115 instead of 125 because why not challenge yourself. I’ve seen Karate Kid and this shit is about Discipline..

Posted in:Paige VanZant|SFW

2017

13

Oct

Magdalena Frackowiak in a Bikini of the Day

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Magdalena Frackowiak is an ex Victoria’s Secret girl, long forgotten, no one gives a fuck about her, because she’s no longer getting the press that she was for the 5 years she worked with them, but she made a lot of money and I guess sometimes that’s good enough, unless you get comfortable making that kind of money and think that it will last forever, when clearly it doesn’t…

Forcing her to prostitute herself in other ways…like for a Jewelry line or whatever Greek thing she’s up to that I can say with certainty comes with olive oil lubed anal.

That point of my story is that this tall, thin, polish girl with the polish face is looking long and lean in a bikini, but old…I see it in her neck…it happens..maybe thats why Victoria’s Secret threw her out…she’s 33 and you can tell…wait that’s not the point of my story.

The point of my story is that a guy I know knew her before she booked Victoria’s Secret, said she was pretty ok, until she booked Victoria’s Secret and she became a diva cunt…as you’d expect when someone hits as big as they’ll ever hit…when they hit it…no humble here…no no.