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2017

07

Apr

Selena Gomez and her BBC Hiding from the Paparazzi of the Day

It’s my birthday and Selena Gomez went out of dinner last night, where she was being a little nasty to the paparazzi hiding her face like she was hiding a herpes sore…or a black eye from a volatile relationship…or a big black dick to the eye…because these girls are fragile man..they have the money, the team of people, the support, the constant work, the fans, the staff of trainers, psychiatrists, the best money can buy…of meds and drugs and good times…they don’t need to work another day in their life…but they are fragile man…and fragile things like abusive people who take advantage of them like K-Fed….not to say The Weekend is that guy, that would be racial profiling and I’m not that guy…he’s Canadian and good…and both are using each other because it’s good for business…and pissing off Bieber…the other Canadian she put in her….because she’s got a Canada fetish…weird…

She’s such a broken thing…hiding like she’s scared….but it’s nice to see young love, or in this case emotionally fucked up and needy things hounding her man so he can’t breathe without her there…all looking boring…maybe hiding her LUPUS he probably hopes hospitalizes her for a few weeks so he can get a damn break…she’s needy and her vagina flexible…

Why So angry little LUPUS monkey…?

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2017

07

Apr

Gisele in a Lace Dress on the Beach of the Day

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Gisele is in Costa Rica, the country I assume her and Brady have a house at because they go there 10 times a year to get away, while still getting the paparazzi to capture her, the mother of many kids that I am not convinced were actually her kids, because she may not have a uterus – Brazilian Trannies look good you know…

I mean why else would she be fired from Victoria’s Secret…and why else would her bikini be covered in this dress…seems suspect like maybe she’s hiding a set of balls..

RIGHT?

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Posted in:Gisele|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Paige Butcher is Eddie Murphy’s Baby Momma in a Bikini of the Day

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Paige Butcher is a very important model who you’ve never heard of but she was in MAXIM in 2005….and more excitingly…she’s done some acting in BIG MOMMA’S HOUSE 2 in 2006 – where she obviously met EDDIE MURPHY and spent 6 years either turning him down, or as his secret back-up pussy who he paid rent for, as these Hollywood types do, you know it’s hard working in America when you’re a lazy entitled bitch from Australia who was bold and cocky enough to go to AMERICA to get famous because she felt she was HOT enough….

So in 2012, they started dating, in 2016, she gave birth to his kid, and she’s pretty much set for life….thanks to that golden sperm..

And after looking at her mom body in a bikini, I get it…if I was rich, black and in my 50s, dealing with a girl who’s put up with me for a decade, I’d fucking cum in her and let her have a baby too…

Her one task is to look good…and she’s looking good..so pay up motherfucker…

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Posted in:Paige Butcher|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Alyssa Milano Photoshopped Face Weirdness cuz She’s Old of the Day

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Who’s the Boss was on a real long time ago..and she was 18 then….so she must be really fucking old now….I mean at least based on her photoshop or facetune skills…get this blind granny some glasses and some free tutorials at the community center because she’s wiped out her face…all I see is eyes…pretty amateur for a famous enough child star turned Alyssa Milano….adult…

I’m just bummed she’s not calling me out on social media like she once did…back in the era of mattering…before being blocked by her and forgotten…as these things happen…because that would have been the best Birthday gift…instead I’m faced with mortality….again….tragic…really…

I don’t know what this promo pic weirdness is, I’m just posting it for the old lady tits…

Posted in:Alyssa Milano|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Chloe Grace Moretz Wedgie of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with a youthful CHLOE GRACE in shorts with a wedgie…on some high school level eroticism…the kind of thing you’d get a boner in gym class over…and still would because you may be getting old…like me…today…only birthday…but your creepy pervert needs and fantasies stay the same age…weirdo level..

Now, I’ve been asking for nudes, since that’s what this site was always about, even my first post is begging for nudes, and NO ONE has sent me nudes…but they have in the past so I feel like I’ve won…

Now Chloe Grace Motez is still the young bitch, who isn’t that hot, but exists and is still alive, getting work, and trying to be hot…by not being hot…good hustle…nerds love it…even if I expect more…

Shorts Jacked Up Asses So That I Know It is real….

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Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Katy Perry Lesbian Sports Bra of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Katy Perry looking like some fem-nazi social justice warrior – feminist lesbian who calls her fellow lesbians her wives and who does contemporary / modern / interpretive dances with them – under the theme of VAGINA or PERIOD…to show that they will not let the patriarchy be an oppressive force in their lives….and they if they grow out their armpit hair the world will know they aren’t fucking around…

Lesbian haircuts should die….and to live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Katy Perry is not dead, but that could be because of a deal she made wit the devil to have this success with some questionable talent….

Big tits though, tits you can’t see as she’s oppressing or surpressing them…. like some kind of monster….fighting the patriarchy

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Elsa Hosk in a Magazine of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with ELSA HOSK doing some nude modeling like old times…without actually being nude…unlike old times…because I guess she is a mainstream promo model now…part of a roster of the evil brand…and her nude shoots must be calculated and planned…all part of a global strategy…and not just flagrant and excessive because people want to get her naked to promote their shit….even though she’s a nude model…

Not To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and ELSA HOSK made it into the evil brand before it was too late…at a late age…something like at 27…like a lottery win and there’s something magical in that…

The magazine is called Madame Figaro…

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2017

07

Apr

Lindsay Lohan is Not in a Burkini of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with LINDSAY LOHAN in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and LINDSAY LOHAN has been dying pretty hard since she was about 20 and is actually amazing that she’s still alive… despite being her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bathing suit…and not YESTERDAY’s BURKINI…

She’s only 30, which is old, but not that old….but her body due to the years of abuse…looks bloated and broken and weird…a little fitness could do her some good…but instead she’s barrel bellied like a pug…the way I like my women….

Here she is…a gift to me…and a gift to all of you…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Candice Swanepoel Drinking Coffee of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Candice Swanepoel getting coffee…

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…you can’t live of be alive without knowing death in coming for us….and Candice, despite being alive, and looking pretty good for a young enough mom but an old enough model….her pussy probably died pretty badly in the birthing process…but I believe with the contract she has, she must rebuild it and bring it back to life….like it was JESUS this EASTER season…

INSPIRING>..

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Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

07

Apr

Kelly Bensimon Bikini of the Day

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It’s my birthday – so why not celebrate rotting – like the corpses we all are…with Kelly Bensimon in a bikini..

To live is to die…and dying is part of living…and Kelly Bensimon, despite being alive, her sex appeal’s pretty dead…in a bikini….

What is this boxy menopausal mess doing…who knows…who really knows….because I don’t fucking know who this monster is other than being in some Real Housewives shit and more importantly – having a husband named Gilles – or ex husband – be previously married to Elle Macpherson who is way hotter than this….because he’s a creepy photog who is still creepy photoging and girls love that shit..

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