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2015

28

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It was amazing to see all these idiots, who I guess are really into science, you know scientists, sitting outside and in the middle of the street, watching the Lunar eclipse like it mattered…it would have been a great opportunity for the aliens to attack…

It would have been more amazing if it was a solar eclipse, because then there would probably be less facebook updated about the nonsense…cuz motherfuckers would be blind…

Here are morning stepLINKS..

Thigh Gaps
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Dude at the Gas Pump Tries to Kill a Spider with Fire….
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The Cutest Roar
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Rachel Hilbert in a Bikini
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Cindy Crawford Still Models
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Girl Cries After Tasting Pepsi for the First Time
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Marky Mark and the Pope
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Girls in Glasses…
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Rihanna Nipple Rings..
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Dog Confused by Magic Trick
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Ed Sheeran and Beyonce..Singing..
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The Kid from WHo’s the Boss is HIV Positive….
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2015

25

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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Why is it all the ugly girls who are on these anti-slut, embrace being a slut, campaigns…where they brag about getting banged out by multiple partners…

Is it because hot girls don’t need to attach a neon sign to their asses for people to know guys want to fuck them and if they were primates, they could fuck 24/7 with a line-up of dudes…

While these ugly chicks are all about bragging about how much cock they get…so EVERYONE knows…and they try to build a campaign around it…to make sure EVERYONE Knows…that justifies their slut actions as being empowered…

I have yet to see a hot girl protesting slut shaming…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Girls and Ugly Girls and All Girls…Do Mirror Selfies.
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Kim Kardashian Wants Kylie to Take her Throne…Kendall-> Kills Herself…
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Selena Gomez Cleavage
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Bai Ling is Amazing
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Robert Pattinson Doesn’t THink Most of You are Normal
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Megan Fox Divorce Pants
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Jessica ALba Whoring
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The Pope’s 50 Minute Speech..Because Jesus..
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Girls in Bikinis…
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Kicker Nails Referee – Ball Still Goes In
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Hot Girls and Ugly Girls and ALl Girls…DO Bikini Pics…
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Amber Heard Made Johnny Depp Sell His Yacht Named After His Ex
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The First Black Guy to Ever Be in Vancover – Ever
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Slut of the Day
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Jordana Brewster Upskirt
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Miranda Kerr is a Monster
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Sienna Miller – Braless
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18 People Who Tragically Died While Trying to Take a Selfie
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Sara Underwood Comeback Tour
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Albanian Tits on TV
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Boring Girls You May Want to Fuck
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Topless Joan Smalls
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WWE Bad Lip Reading
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Pool Fail…
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Backdoor Farrah has a Fight
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Impressive Discoveries Made by People on Drugs
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The Most Terrifying Picture I’ve Seen Today
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One of Rihanna’s EMployees Handed Out an Employee Handbook Based on her Nipples
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Bai Ling Is A Lunatic…
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Chicks with Bongs…
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Tits in a Hammock
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Hot Naked Chick Rayne Ivanuskka Naked and AMazing
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Double Penetration…
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Very Naked Greek…
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Huge Tits of the Day
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Big Tits Strip..
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Tongue of the Day
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Ping Pong Balls…
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Blonde Pours Water on her Tits
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Naked Blonde…
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Naughty Everyday Girls Being Naughty and Loving it When you Watch…for free..perverts everywhere
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2015

25

Sep

Gigi Hadid Topless Panty Pic for Attention of the Day

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9 Hours ago…Gigi Hadid posted a picture of her in her underwear…whore.

Because Gigi Hadid is raised in a vapid, vain world by a hooker wallet fucking mom and a dad who fucks hooker wallet fuckers…leading to an importance on her looks and popularity…because it validates the entire family…

These are people who were raised next to the Kardashians, and like rich people having competitive over the top kid’s birthday parties, constantly one-upping the neighbor…this is the social media version of that…

It’s like the Hadids smile at the Kardashians, probably have family dinners and Christmas parties, despite being arabs with the Kardashians, but hate them, because in their world, their small world AMerica looks upon and idolizes…the Kardashians are winning…so the dad’s gone to the drawing board and is figuring out his next play and I guess part of it involves Gigi feeling the need to take nude selfies…for no reason but attention…

So everyone…look at Gigi, exploiting herself and not just because she’s fucking a Jonas Brother, but because she feels the need to publicly post panty pics…weird…

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2015

25

Sep

Kylie Jenner Drops Her Pants of the Day

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30 minutes ago…Kylie Jenner posted a picture of her with her pants off…whore…

Because Kylie Jenner is a puppet and the family realizes that she’s their answer for the next year to 5 years of content, before Kanye’s kid can start its porn career like its mother…

SO all resources are being pumped into this little one, she’s more interesting to people, because she’s “Hood” and dates “Hood” people in the “hip hop” world…even though there’s nothing street, hood or gangster about hip hop…that shit is for white girls who say “I can’t even…I literally can’t even”…and suburbanites…not gangsters….

That world is pop now, it’s lucrative..while the other one takes on hipster fashion, this one’s gonna be secured in this video vixen world…giving the family more money making potential….since it’s all business…

The interesting thing in all this is that even with all her surgery…she’s not even that cute…but everyone’s all about it…so let’s go along with it until the suicide we expect to happen when it all ends happen…there’s no way her life and the way she’s been exploited will result in anything good…unless she really is just another vapid retard puppet…due to conditioning, programming…but even Elizabeth Smart escaped her cult…it’s bound to happen…

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2015

25

Sep

Maddie Ziegler Weird Dancing and Elle Fanning in i-D of the Day

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Maddie Ziegler from Dance Moms and her 3.9 millon followers on Youtube, is also the creepy dancer from those SIA music videos….she’s insanely famous…and only 13 years old…which will make a great documentary when she’s working as a chainsmoking stripper in some airport strip club in Jersey…

Well, i-D magazine decided to make this hip, awesome, indy film, viral video of her, you know using her their own marketing program like they were that Australian popstar…or even her parents who got her into all this…because why not, what else is she gonna be doing, junior high?…whatever..

All I can wonder is how many creepy dudes have masturbated to her not knowing she’s 12….and/or knowing she’s 12….

I realized early on in Youtube’s existence that little kids update videos of themselves, and that the commenters on said videos, had accounts that if you clicked on you’d see had favorited endless little kid dance videos, because they are fucking predators…with accesss to their criminal, vile, disgusting fetish…on a Google owned property…because really porn sites are the devil and can’t get advertisers, yet youtube is the site where the real weirdos and predators and pedo’s jerk off…

Not that it matters, what matters is that this weirdo hipster, who’s family is exploiting, and creeps are loving, because they like the money…and fame….is in this video…and she freaks me out…

Elle Fanning is also in the latest i-D…in a bra…young girls everywhere..

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2015

25

Sep

Selena Gomez Posted a Picture of Someone Else To Promote her Album of the Day

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I guess Selena Gomez has taken the body shaming she deserved, because she’s a popstar and in being a popstar, has no business teaching the youth that being 15 lbs overweight is acceptable, because it is unhealthy, and it will lead to premature death….it’s her one responsibility….to heart…and has got fit…

Or she just photoshops herself to look fit…

I mean she had no excuse for her overeating during her depression from losing her Bieber baby…not even bigger tits…

She’s rich,has a team of people behind her, and alongside with her pretending to be her friend cuz she’s Selena Gomez

Like Taylor Swift…

When she’s an actor and can just pretend she’s acting, and her character, that is her popstar self needs to be skinnier…Because she’s looking better in these pics, but she’s still Selena Gomez, and thus absolute garbage on all fronts….but then again, it could be angles…look at the fat chin…and possible herpes lip…disgusting.

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2015

25

Sep

Francesca Eastwood for Esquire of the Day

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Here’s Francesca Eastwood, she’s Clint Eastwood’s daughter with what I assume is some above average, possibly babe, since he’s famous as fuck and has been for the last 60 years, woman…who he knocked up because he’s a good, gun bearing, republican for God…

Who is raising, but not really, because he’s old as fuck, and is more of a grandfather, young harlots, like Francesca Eastwood…..who seem as thirsty as the groupies he’s probably plowed through as the cowboy everyone loved….from the 50s til today…

That said, I am sure her career has been hard to pull off, you know being an Eastwood is both a blessing and a curse, as she’ll probably say in her interview, because she has so much to live up to, and it’s so hard to differentiate herself from her iconic father….something she genuinely believes…or tells herself…

While we all know she only matters because she’s an Eastwood…

It’s like “Look how hot Clint’s daughter is….She’s half naked in Esquire”…or “look another hollywood heiress trying to maximize her fame because it’s good for her instagram followers”…

That said…I think I’m in love…and I’m glad she’s happened…because this is exactly how I want to see any aspiring actress, whether born into the top tier of the industry, or working as a stripper…

That said, I think I’m seriously in love…

This girl is perfect.

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2015

25

Sep

Rihanna Still has a Nipple Ring of the Day

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Rihanna loves showing her nipple rings..which makes sense because she loves showing her nipples…so much that she manages to do it while wearing a shirt…she’s just that committed to people seeing the shine of her nipple, because I guess she’s at the stage of not giving a fuck. She’s sold her soul to the world, and as a small island girl, the daughter of a garbage man, making 100,000,000 dollars a year…how could she really give a fuck…not to mention being small town means everyone is up in your business all the time, and if people want to look at her nipple ring like it matters, let them…because she’s cashed the fuck in on average at best talent….

Fascinating…

Rihanna posted a ton of bikini pics from Brazil two years ago- it’s a sign

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2015

25

Sep

Cindy Crawford’s May Have Nipples in The Edit of the Day

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Cindy Crawford is lovely as fuck. Sure she’s old, tired, washed up, haggard even, but I think she’s a delicate flower still in bloom, just barely in bloom, because she’s Cindy Crawford, despite what her menopause and dried up pussy is saying.

I guess retiring at 30, to live a life of luxury with some Billionaire Heir of the Gerber baby food empire, allows your already good genes to preserve and age better…

Maybe I have a soft spot for 1993, when she really fucking mattered, and I have a hard time moving on…in all aspects of my life…it is still 1993…

Maybe it’s just that I ran into her on the street, one of the only models I’ve run into in person…we locked eyes, and I realized then and there….how she manipulated everyone to fall into her trap…

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2015

25

Sep

Gisele Bundchen Naked For Vogue of the Day

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Gisele Bundchen is a possible dude from Brazil, turned lingerie model, as these things happen, when you’re from Brazil, and all the hottest girls in Brazil have a penis…it’s a way of life..and it makes solid financial sense for the modelling agencies…because no periods..

A story that makes sense based on her tight, not very feminine body or face…and sure she’s married and has kids, but that can be faked and her husband Tom Brady, could very possibly use her as Locker room sports initiation…

Now she’s in Vogue Paris..naked enough, shot by Mario Testino….boring…sure…old yes..a man maybe…naked enough…yes…this is probably some of her best work….

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