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2015

21

Jul

Stella McCartney Lingerie Video of the Day

If I was Paul McCartney’s daughter, I’d probably stare at my vagina for a few hours….maybe insert random objects into me to see if it fits…then counting my inheritance…before pretending to be a fashion designer, because I can’t just live in my father’s musical shadows…I would need my own self worth, based on my last name and the money he game me to invest…

Then I would make better videos than this boring ass shit, starring who the fuck cares, but it’s still a 300 viewed underwear ad….almost up there with her competition and/or ghetto Victoria’s Secret…

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2015

21

Jul

Charlotte McKinney’s Stephen Dorff Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney posted a set of Stephen Dorff tits…on her instagram…because he’s a notorious womanizing cokehead…meaning her pussy is tainted, probably diseased…from Pam Anderson to hookers….motherfucker has been around…and now he’s deep inside Charlotte McKinney…who may be a virtual nobody, and her TV stint has been a great way to increase her hooker value….which is perfect for her to end up with someone like Stephen Dorff….it’s a good place, I mean where else was there for her to go…back to Florida? For a life of a bootleg hooters girl, who luckily has a Bahamian jewelry selling tax evading rich father….because how else would she have got her tits this far along, which isn’t that far, but it’s far enough to get Stephen Doff….which isn’t that much of an accomplishment…because he fucks everything….but to her it probably is…I bet she thanks her tits every night…

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2015

21

Jul

Eva Longoria Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Eva Longoria’s ass has had a lot of black dick in it…and here it is being held together with a high spandex count pair of pants…

She’s also Mexican, first generation, so that means she’s more an American Princess, more white and obnoxious and even racist than most white people….

You know the kind of Mexican who doesn’t make her own corn tortillas, but who finds it fun to wear a sombrero on Cinco de Mayo….

Straight from Texas to LA…..and for some reason…the world fucking loves her…

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2015

21

Jul

Willa Holland’s Bikini of the Day

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Willa Holland is Brian De Palma’s stepdaughter and I like stepdaughters….

Especially when they played the younger sister on the OC, back when Mischa Barton was falling apart at the fucking seams…

Well, here she is in a kiddie pool for you perverts who are really into things in the kiddie pools whether in a bikini or not…because you’re a fucking predator…

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2015

21

Jul

Sistine Stallone in a Bikini of the Day

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Sistine Stallone is Sylvester Stallone’s daughter who is now a “model” because she’s an LA rich kid, living the Vapid rich kid life, where everyone is a fucking model, especially when they have famous and connected parents, because it’s way cooler socially that being a doctor or scientists

Everyone wants to be a fucking Kardashian….which is so fucking insane, there are so many girls in the world and on social media who look hot in a bikini, I am down with looking at them, but they are all the same fucking person…but I hate anyone who aspires to be just another instagram model because they have trust funds and this justifies spending a life playing pretending it’s a career…nothing wrong with that…

She’s like 12…so you’re a pervert if you like it..or just a Sylvestor Stallone fan into anything related to to him that’s not gay to jerk off to.

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2015

21

Jul

Kaley Cuoco’s Gym Face of the Day

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Kaley Cuoco went to yoga…and it looks like it’s paying off, just not for her face….but who needs a face when you have a 100,000,000 dollar contract for the worst fucking show in the history of TV shows…but that is insanely popular because it is Friend’s with nerds and nerds are relevant now, they land all the pussy..

Even Miranda Kerr, notorious hooker who loves billionaires…is fucking the kid who started Snapchat…he’s he Bieber of tech…and she already fucked Bieber…so whatever…

This is about Kaley Cuoco and her flat stomach..that understands the importance of owning your nude pics..

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2015

21

Jul

Amber Rose Twerking of the Day

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A video posted by Amber Rose (@amberrose) on Jul 20, 2015 at 10:15pm PDT

If I was the bastard child of some stripper bitch – who only had me to secure funding for her life…I would want her posting twerk videos of her on a car her prostituting paid for on her social media with the caption – “MILF LIFE” – so that I know that I mattered…

AS a blogger who thinks she’s a pile of trashy hooker shit, I am just surprised she’s not doing this while pregnant a second time for another monthly paycheck from her ghetto rich rapper penis’ she inserts…

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2015

21

Jul

Dude Attacks McDonald’s Employee for no Burgers and Other Videos of the Day

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TIpping the Back-Up Dancer

These Confederate Flag Racists Protesting Need a Hobby….I Like the Tuba Sound Track

Chainsaw Prank of the Day

Japanese Gameshow of the Day

Thug Bird

Molestor Gets Beat By a Woman

Motor Bike Rider of the Day

Wild Boars and their Babies

Crazy Naked Man!

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2015

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing about thirst…is when it involves wanting to be quenched by sending nudes to me…because everything is better when I have masturbation material….because I am a romantic like that…

But I also like well hydrated girls…they are softer to touch and squirt better…..

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2015

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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People really didn’t like this video….but I believe in love…pug love…all love…I am romantic…and I guess I don’t care about what people think…because if I did I would probably not be this…

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