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2015

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland and Vanessa Hudgens int he Most Important Bikini Selfie of the Day

Sarah Hyland is the creepy 12 year old looking 25 year old from Modern Family…a successful show…where she plays the girl I assume most dudes watching the show want to fuck…while Sofia Vergara fucks herself in the corner…because of her tits….because dudes love young looking girls…they are perverts…

Vanessa Hudgens is the pudgy, hairy little monkey from HighSchool Musical, who I assume some people wanted to fuck, because they like hairy little monkeys when they are from the disney channel…it fuels their perversion…

Together, they are with some dude….who may be a chick…in what could be a drug ridden orgy, as the kids these days do..especially rich and famous ones who have seen some shit, .even though these aren’t kids, but they were robbed of their youth and fed hormone suppressants to play kids on TV and get their parents PAID!

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2015

19

Aug

The Tits from Blurred Lines Discussing Her Fame of the Day

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I wasn’t on the Good Morning America set, listening to Emily Ratajkowski discussing her career, her fame, and her upcoming shit movie, we hope is her last…

But I assume she’s saying something like …

“And then I pulled out my fake tits, that look like real tits, but that are fake tits, just good fakes, and the photographer said, I’m friends with Robin Thicke, he needs tits for a new video, so I pulled out my tits, and they filmed me, and I went viral, and it confused the industry into thinking I had talent, and I got a meeting with Ben Affleck who fucked me like I was the nanny, and now this, Good Monring America, I’ve made it”…

But probably less words…because that’s giving her too much credit..it was proabbly more like..

“Hi, do you want me to pull out my tits, no no let me pull out my tits, that’s my move”….

TO SEE THE REST OF THE GMA PICS CLICK HERE

She’s also in Grazia because the movie company has marketing budget…

She’s also in Harper’s because the movie company has marketing budget…where she was photoshopped…hard…

Proving acting is a solid scam…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2015

19

Aug

Selena Gomez Selfie of a Photo in a Mirror Inception of the Day

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Extreme selfies…because everyone is seeking self validation and awareness, who need to remind each other that they exist, by posing in front of things, they would have taken pictures of many years ago, but who now want their face in said picture, so that they know they were really there…or some shit…

Now I prefer my extreme selfies to be nude, or half nude, or at leaast with hard nipples or bikinis…hanging off of a hot air balloon, or somewhere weird…

I don’t like my extreme selfies to have multiple cameras in it, it’s just a little too much “We get it, you’re Selena Gomez, you document everything, people love you, and you love yourself, because you’re just that kind of self invovled twat”….

That said, here she is with a horrible, fake lip, probably botox filled face, side profile….with bonus mole tit….or tit mole…

TO SEE SOME PICS OF HER AT THE AIRPORT CLICK HERE

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2015

19

Aug

Creepy Halle Berry Face in a Bra on TV of the Day

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I saw these pics of Halle Berry in a bra for no real reason, other than to get noticed again, because why else would a girl where a sheer bra, and a sheer shirt, on national TV…it’s for the attention…becuase that’s what recently single, middle aged, horny bitches do…Just hit the ladies night at the hotel bar at 9 pm on a thursday…you’ll see so much mom tit…you’ll fucking have no choice but to fuck it in the stairwell..

I always liked Halle Berry for her tits, not for her acting abilities, because she’s just a white girl with a tan to me, raised by her white mom, in a white community, possibly bullied for being tanned, but still not black at all…until being asked to play black for a movie, in which case she blacks it up, in what is almost racist but instead of being “No no, it’s not racist, I have black friends…in fact some of my best friends are black”….she’s got “my dad I never met is black”…but it’s still fucking racist…but with Monster Ball sec scenes, and a body like this, even at this age…is solid…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PIC CLICK HERE

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2015

19

Aug

Megan Fox Escapes Captor of the Day

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So Megan Fox has recently ended things with David from 90210…which isn’t really that exciting, it’s one of those too little too late situations…thanks to being old, plastic surgery ridden, having at least one kid, possibly two, I don’t even know, because I checked out on her a long time ago and don’t actually care about Megan Fox and her shitty acting…

Not to mention, I know that years ago, these two broke up, she went on a rampage and fucked everyone, but I guess it’s an end of an era, if you consider either David from 90210 or MEgan Fox worthy of being considered anything but two low levels….

I used to like joking about David from 90210 guilting her because he got in her before she went Viral and got famous, when she was just a 90210 groupie and out of work LA actress from a sitcom no one really cared about, because Suzanne Sommers stole the show…

You know, the whole, make her feel like she wasn’t a loyal person, leaving him in the dust the second she hits…but this past year he became a season regular on a TV show, while she just got old…and cast in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles…

I guess the reason I am posting this is because I like when dudes collectively cheer when a celebrity breaks up, like they have a shot with her, it’s usually socially awkward 40 year olds, from a generation of fantasizing for celebs, that doesn’t exist anymore, because social media has hotter, more available pussy…

So if you are one of those people, happy about this, you are a reminder of how I didn’t evolve..and instead decided to rot away here with you…

Here are pics of her from random places because people find her hot..

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2015

19

Aug

Lady Gaga in Lingerie for Bruce Weber and CR Fashion Book of the Day

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I would argue that Lady Gaga isn’t relevant anymore…and is proof that over-exposure and being weird for the sake of weird, not because you’re authentically weird, because boring or obvious as a cry for attention, like the annoying loud kid in your high school class, you likely hated….

I would also argue that anything she does, doesn’t matter, even if she produces some legendary, deep, life changing music, because I mean with a face like that, it’s pretty obvious the record label saw extreme talent, otherwise they would have kept her in the office, instead of on stage….but like every ugly girl, she took that talent, and distracted us from it, with her annoying..

But she’s still Lady Gaga and every famewhore, groupie piece of shit, would get excited if she noticed them, because you haters are bitches, who wish you were part of the inner celebrity circle..

So she’s got too big of an audience to really disappear…and here she is in “lingerie”…..for a fashion magazine, shot by Bruce Weber, who is great, but these pics are dull…as the ugly girl tries to use her tits to stay relevant…

Posted in:Lady Gaga|SFW

2015

19

Aug

Kerry Washington’s Booty in SELF of the Day

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40 year old Kerry Washington, who was in 12 Years as a Slave, and/or Straight Out of Compton, and/or Every Tyler Perry Movie, and/or The Help, and/or Crash, and/or Selma, and/or Django Unchained and/or RAY and/or The Cosby Show…is now in SELF MAGAZINE.

Yes…I am making a joke about Hollywood being racist…that is not that much of a joke, what is a joke is that people are pretending Straight Out of Compton is a black movie, ignoring the fact that every hip hop show I’ve ever been to, has been 85% white kids…I also like that people are talking about the “beefed up” security like it is a black thing, when really it’s a marketing thing…

All this to say, I love all women, black women included, black women don’t love me, possibly because of my small penis…I generally don’t care for old ladies, like Kerry Washington, but I don’t mind staring at her ass in pictures of her posing, because she’s still hotter than most 20 year old white girls…

Here’s the video..

Posted in:Kerry Washington|SFW

2015

19

Aug

Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

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Miley Cyrus pulled own her pants in W Magazine…and I guess pulled out her tits…showing off her TUMBLR Feminst armpit hair, that is trendy…and posted it on Instagram…

I’ve already posted the pictures from the shoot where MILEY WAS FED CAKE …and these pics are probably included, but when a celebrity feels the need to post soft core erotica to social media, I like to notice…even if it at the point of boring…

But I like to give her some credit and I like to think that there is this complicated, complex, possibly genius person with so many intense layer that make up Miley Cyrus. I figure if you’re raised on TV, by Disney , in Hollywood, by New-Rich hicks with a one hit wonder and a stripper..becoming a commodity everyone wanted a piece of a young age, trusting no one…being introverted and weird…like an actual artist…

Even if she’s really just a puppet…eating avacado…and avocado eating puppet..

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2015

19

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Models for Fitness of the Day

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Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces…

Not to mention, they are getting that stamp of approval from society with that Victoria’s Secret tag tattooed on their robot, vapid model asses….

There’s something pretty hysterical about watching fully made-up girls working out, popping their booties, is just silly…and for some reason erotic…because I’ve been to gyms before and all I saw was fat older women who looked like the smelled struggling to use the elliptical…rather than this…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria's Secret

2015

19

Aug

Andreea Diaconu in Lingerie for Lindex of the Day

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I really have no idea whether lingerie photoshoots excite people anymore…I just know that they don’t excite me…

It’s not because I am into dudes or trannies or face fucking rape porn….

It’s because this shit is so oversaturated, and we’ve seen it all before…

So who is Andreea Diaconu, probably some useless model who fucked Jake Gylenhaall or another celebrity, and who will be planning on settling down when she finds a billionaire..

Same story as so many girls before her…and these are pics of her getting naked, or half naked, for money and to generate some buzz to help secure her prince charming…like so many strippers before her, who sit around waiting for the dream man to walk in and sweep them away, only this is fashion and classier, the lingerie has less yeast infections, but not necessarily, in my experience or knowledge, models are as dirty if not dirtier than street hookers, because models don’t use condoms with guys who fuck street hookers…

Doesn’t matter….or does it…maybe it does…who knows…go take a selfie, that’s all you want to do right now, I already know.

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