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2023

19

Apr

Dove Cameron Tits of the Day

Dove Cameron, who I guess is a Disney Kid turned grown up, creeps me the fuck out because she reminds me of a demon in horror movie….either ready to kill herself or someone in her immediate surroundings. Its’ a dark cloud and I can’t figure it out, but I don’t spend time trying to figure out Dove Cameron…I hardly know who she is.

I just don’t know if she has a soul, but if she does it’s definitely not shining through in any pics I’ve ever seem of her.

I almost think that she’s not even a real person, just an AI model like Britney Spears….

I don’t really know what she’s famous for, but she’s really fucking famous and I’m really only interested in her dead eyes doing racy things like wearing what look like plastic shirts, that have titty shine through….because you don’t need a soul, or to be human, or really to have any sort of personality besides “sex robot” for me to appreciate that.

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2023

19

Apr

Kylie Jenner’s Racy Photoshoot of the Day

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Kylie Jenner, who I don’t think Bruce used as a vaginal mould for his inverted penis that he’s dilating right now so that it doesn’t close up on him, you know a life of walking around with a dildo in you where your dick once was, because you’re a girl now….

But yeah, Kylie Jenner, who has put her pussy to use, getting fucked by a bunch of rappers, making babies with at least one of them, is on some weird comeback tour where she’s trying to convince people she’s hot, you know since she’s a billionaire who looks like doughy AI generated, and not in a good way, but in a holy shit this family is fake as fuck generated content.

I am a firm believer that they are the devil, or at least pushing nothing but evil on society, helping destroy any semblance of culture we may have had…but that we no longer have, but you gotta wonder if they are really the cause of the fall of society or the product of the fall of society.

I think it would be giving them way too much credit to say that the Kardashians destroyed humanity, they represent the destruction of humanity, but they were just in the right place and the right time with a mom ready to sell her daughter’s sex tape to promote a TV show produced by Ryan Seacrest just as social media was happening….

So they are influential, important, rich but total fucking trash, and Kylie’s holding up her end by stripping down to show off her weirdness that apparently Timothee Chalamet is dating, because clearly he’s into drag queen looking bitches…..I mean wasn’t he gay in a movie….this is probably less awful that movie sex with Armie Hammer…..

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner

2023

19

Apr

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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I just did a fat power post as a joke…and now I feel shameful and alone…..

Fat is vile, greasy and a fucking disease….so I cleanse myself by looking at girls who are fit, who do fitness, who take health and wellness seriously enough and who know they just feel better when fit, vs fat…because fat is fucking deadly.

Here are the week’s workout girls doing their best to not fall into the fat trap society’s laid out for them to fall into….

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2023

19

Apr

Brie Larson Pulls an Aaron Carter of the Day

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Brie Larson is the absolute worst celebrity has to offer, yet people want to believe in her, they want to believe the lie so hard that they go along with it.

It’s like when you’re told the retard with no fingers who was in a fire as a kid is hot so many times that you doubt yourself for thinking she’s not…it’s an “am I gay because I don’t see it”…no motherfucker, that bitch has no face.

Unfortunately, Brie Larson would be hotter if she didn’t have a face, especially one covered in whatever slime she’s using to preserve herself, which even if it was cum, likely horse cum, but even if it was cum, like some CUM WALK OF SHAME, wouldn’t be hot, or interesting or compelling, because it’s Brie Larson.

It’s like this out of touch trying so hard to make it IMPOSTER who doesn’t have imposter syndrome but fucking should….is the ONLY person taking the time to produce social media content that fails.

It’s like she is going out of her way to make social media content that isn’t hot, when she tries to be hot, because she’s in the BATH, NUDE, or seemingly nude, and instead it’s an uncomfortable and awkward oversharing moment we wish she kept to herself.

I remember when celebs had to be dolled up, dressed up, looking their best, not fucking in their bathroom’s after a three day bender looking rough as fuck…it was a better time for the fantasy….I don’t need this way to real ghetto shit…

More importantly, you know she’s posting a CORONA EXTRA to mock all the people who. died of the Corona Virus, what a heartless bitch…in her castle drinking beer while simultaneously laughing at your granny who died…..WHAT A BITCH.

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Posted in:Brie Larson

2023

19

Apr

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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Hungry Hungry Pussy…

I don’t know about you, but I like seeing a pussy ravage a pair of panties like they it is starving and dying to be fed….even if it is just being fat and lazy and the panties are a size too tight….I am into the imagining the pussy is looking to be fed…

So here are some cameltoes for the dream of being famine pussy trying to get stuffed…

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2023

19

Apr

Sarah Michelle Gellar Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t know if Freddie Prinze Jr stopped fucking Sarah Michelle Gellar, maybe he’s grieving his daddy’s suicide from before he was born, you know deep trauma….or maybe he’s just bored of the same old pussy, since she’s old and he had her when she was at her prime, or maybe the family life just has him tired….

BUT….for whatever reason, maybe appealing to his cuckold fetish, Sarah Michelle Gellar, the BUFFY of your dreams, since BUFFY fans were some of the weirdest nerds…has been out in bikinis, with cameltoe, just being an all around naughty middle aged bored housewife seeking a few desperate perverts to jack off to her….all after a decade of her basically not existing and it’s a weird comeback tour, but filled with tit, so not weird enough to not be a weird desperate pervert willing to jerk off to her for old times…

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2023

19

Apr

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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They like to say that smoking weed makes you lazy, dumpy, uninspired, lethargic, they get fat, they are unmotivated….

Yet here we are the day before 4/20, the weed smoker’s Christmas….the weed smoker’s Christmas, or in this world of godless anti-Christians Halloween, all out there hustling nudes….like it’s a job, because it is a job, just not a shitty soulless conventional job, but rather a job we can all jack off to…

So all the weed haters out there, who don’t believe in weed, need to take a cold hard look at all these weed girls and celebrate how focused, motivated, inspired, and naked they are.

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2023

19

Apr

Lingerie Upskirt Forearm Stand and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Mounting the Horse

Underwater Dive

Slutty Van Girl

Waterpark Ass

Yoga Living

Tits on a Boat go Crabbing

Trying on Shoes

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

19

Apr

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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Isn’t there a song called big girls don’t cry, because they are too busy eating?

I figure some of them should probably cry, because of how abusive they are to their bodies.

But that doesn’t mean they can’t be sexualized, anything with tits and at least one fuck hole can be sexualized by the right pervert…

Plus if you’ve ever seen a food addicted over eater at the all you can eat buffet and you hone in on her mouth, you can see just how skilled it is, how trained it is, and how solid it feel on your cock….unlike those skinny pitches who just puke up bile and re-eat it for sustenance, these fatties got strong fucking tongues and smell like baked goods and feces…HOT…

And some of us are into watching a long drawn out suicide, it’s a fetish, right….look how fat they are and how not dead they are yet….amazing….

Clearly society wants us fat, it’s normalized, so if you don’t hop in the fat vat of fat you’re just a FATPHOBIC and that’s shameful and will get you cancelled…

No Fat Chicks Allowed….is now NO SKINNY CHICKS ALLOWED….get out of her hotties, there’s a new species in town and they’re large…and easy to outrun, not so easy to escape once they mount you, but you may like that.

This is my FAT inclusive post…JERK OFF TO IT for the WOKE and for the INCLUSIVE….

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Posted in:Fatty

2023

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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What’s up you limp, porn addicted, low testosterone, dirty cloth wearing, skinny legged, skinny armed, big belly boys….

Has the world depleted you of all the manliness you ever had…from birth control party, to chemicals in your food, seed oils and chem trails?

Has all the jerking off depleted you of all your essence and life force?

Well why aren’t you stealing your daughter’s testosterone that hand out at her pre-school for her early life transition….

Oh you don’t have a daughter? Well someone you know must…..

Don’t let the weirdness of society that took being a man from you destroy you, make the weirdness of society make a man from you…..

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Snail Eats Strawberry
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Igniting a Shotgun with a Laser
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Charlie Sheen is Reuniting with Chuck Lorre
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Food Scientist Analyses Every Ingredient in an Oreo
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