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2023

17

Apr

Selena Gomez Upskirt of the Day

I feel so lied to. There was some weird scam that involved Selena Gomez pretending to quit social media because of some bullshit scandal over Justin Bieber’s fan, something that has been part of her marketing campaign since she first had sex with him when he was underage and she was over age, in some parts they call that grooming or sexual predator, but not in hollywood people, those kids just fuck adults and it’s fine.

What happened after her social media quit was she became the most followed person on isntagram again, because all the weirdos wanted to show her support.

I can’t be sure, but I am pretty sure, that’s great for sales of her direct to consumer brand she’s trying to become a multi-billionaire with.

It’s all about the troll in this instgram we call life…

Anyway, despite having quit social media, the pudgy, now busty, Mexican dream because she has a terminal chronic illness, so a good candidate to K-Fed if you’re willing to put up with her fake mental health issues…better than working a day job if you ask me….

But despite being off social media, she’s here dancing some fucking Flamenco or Salsa or some other sexy latin thing lifing her dress up for all to see her belly, if you look past the ass….

It’s not as fat or dumpy as I’ve expected, maybe she’s been starving herself out in these dark times, or maybe they got her some different brain meds! WHO knows….

In other news, her tits are like a shelf…a totally distorted, weird perspective shelf….and that’s always fun in a world where you gotta go TITS first to get noticed….

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2023

17

Apr

Stella Hudgens Pool Twerk of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that Stella Hudgens has a butt plug in when she does an aggressive asshole behind thong with no much asshole, just a lot of thong in the pool with the multi-million dollar view, but I can pretend that the seam of the bikini bottom bunching up is a butt plug, since a generation of girls seem to walk around with butt plugs in, doing anal training or just loving how it feels, which is a bit of a trip when you think about all the times girls in the 90s got mad when you stuck a finger in their ass…both during sex, as if you ever had sex, or on the street through their pants, taking what you can get….

Nowadays, your waitress, your doctor, your nurse, your dentist, your mom, your barista making you a hipster coffee, your bar tender, your banker, could all be rocking a butt plug and you wouldn’t be the wiser, unless you make them laugh and they are in a skirt and you hear it hit the ground.

Anyway, celebrity sisters are a fetish of mine, I figure they are the celebrity without all the burden of celebrity, but with all the sadness of not being the celebrity, filled with self hate and feelings of being inadequate, while pretending to be high profile or big deals when dropping their sister’s name to get better seats at the restaurant, you know cunty but from an insecure place, and that’s hot.

I like this one because she does low level porn on the side for money, sexualizing and showing off her body like the world is the casting couch she gets rejected from….it’s stimulating.

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Posted in:Stella Hudgens|Stella Hudngens

2023

17

Apr

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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I don’t know if medical workers or scrubs were always a fetish. I assume if you had cancer as a teen and spent a lot of time in the hospital in your formative, being treated with compassion and kindness from some young nurses, you may have a lifelong affinity for the medical worker….

Or if you were in a serious accident, in coma, now half retarded but while learning how to walk and talk again, you spent serious time in the hospital, and the healthcare workers were the first and only women to show you kindness, since they were getting paid, which I guess is a little like prostitution, so maybe they’ve always been the hookers of the clinic floor.

I know many stories of nurses home wrecking a poor doctor’s home, because the nurse is hotter than the old tired wife who worked doubles to put him through medical school, so maybe that was always the case.

From someone scared of hospitals, doctors, and all things affiliated with it, the SCRUBS are a nightmare to me, so maybe them taking off the scrubs should be something I find hot, but it’s still in the germ filled death halls of the medical industry….which makes me think she needs more SCRUBBING even with less scrubs on.

The point of the story is, you gotta wonder how serious the job is, when so many of them produce nudes on site….but I guess life is serious enough, bring the nudes to work day should be EVERYDAY, and in some of these hospital settings, it apparently is!

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

17

Apr

Maisie Williams Tits of the Day

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Maise Williams is the Game of Thrones actress who people fucking love because the nerds are attracted to any woman cast on their shows, even if they don’t look like women.

I know that Game of Thrones become a culturally iconic series, that everyone was overly excited about, even the normies you’d assume hated nerd fantasy shit, but for whatever reason got sucked into the Game of Thrones marketing….something that no amount of marketing could suck me into, when there’s dragons involved, I’m a sit that one out.

Anyway, maybe she was cast to play one of their gnomes or fairies, I can’t tell, but she definitely has middle earth, hybrid human, features….

I don’t know if that makes her bikini selfie hotter, you know, since everyone is into jerking off to hybrid humans now, but if I didn’t post her bikini pic, I wouldn’t be doing the nerds out there the service I’ve provided them for free all these years, where I shit talk the women they fanboy and they get mad at me about it never to come back again, since these women are the closest thing they’ll ever know to true love….all without ever meeting the woman involved in their obsession. Amazing.

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Posted in:Maise Williams|Maisie Williams

2023

17

Apr

Milf Monday of the Day

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Moms seem to have more fun. I was looking at amateur or self produced porn over the weekend, which I guess I do daily, because that’s basically what this shit is and I remain amazed at how many 30+ year old moms didn’t take “you’re expired” seriously, or that life ends with kids seriously, or the whole “you’re a mom now, be serious, stop acting wild” and turned their back on conventional mom-life, but instead fully dove into a live of porn…

I mean some of these moms are hardcore self produced pornographers, posting videos getting cuckold by young dudes or doing lesbian shit, all in a weekend’s work…..

Moms were not like that when I was a kid, they aren’t like that with me, but under the cloak of mom-dom, is fucking perverts trying to spice up their lives, addicted to the orgasm or being jerked off to, because being a mom just isn’t sex enough, so they have to take it upon themselves to say “who gives a fuck, I’m a mom anyway, I might as well just give’r on the internet”….

It’s a weird world out there and I’m glad to stare at the repercussions and bi-product of the world being so weird..

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2023

17

Apr

Fake Britney Spears Neon Panties Dance of the Day

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I like to call Britney Spears the Fake Britney, because I don’t really get Britney Spears from any of the content that she puts out there, even though it’s heavily weird, odd, even disturbing.

Sure, there is a small chance that this is actually Britney Spears, maybe shot before she was sent off to the prison they house her in, but there’s nothing really fun in that storyline.

You know, a hostage girl designed to make money for her family and team, abducted in plain site, or whatever you want to call it….only to break free and to behave like this, never leaving the house, dancing to the camera like an agoraphobic who doens’t know how to live.

I far prefer the this being AI, not a real human, or a body double hired to lay the groundwork of the storyline that Britney’s lost her mind, so that it normalizes and gets the fans acclimatized her demise.

Anyway, she’s wearing some panties in her dance….looking good enough for pop star, rich as fuck mom….so even if it is REALLY Britney no longer in captivity acting like she is in captivity being weirdly racy, awkard and uncomfortable….half naked, which is what counts!

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Posted in:Britney Spears|Britney Spears

2023

17

Apr

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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In a world that likes to focus on the worst that humanity has to offer….

You know, basically the predicted self destruction of a species they probably wrote about in the bible, not that I read the bible, but it was definitely an inevitable, because the worst people get rich and powerful and their motivations are never to save the species, but rather to benefit themselves at the expense of the species….creating weird greedy things from taxation to other restrictions to enslave us….that we pretend are human things, but when you look at the animals in the wild, are just unnatural things assholes who created civilization felt were human things….

It’s nice to go back to our roots and remember we are just animals, money is a construct of man, a fantasy, bullshit…all the things we own are construct of man, you don’t see Donkeys in the wild in their designer dresses, not that Donkeys are in the wild, but you see a lot of Donkeys in our human equivalent of the wild, letting everyone know just how big of assholes they are, and something as simple as lactating tits brings us back to the fucking basics. We got all we need in ourselves, on the god given land and most importantly THROUGH THE TITTIES!

WE LOVE TITS, CELEBRATE TITS!

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Posted in:Lactating

2023

17

Apr

Yoga Split Pose and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Yoga by the Pool

Fit Ass Yoga Pose

Handstand in Leggings Pose

Yoga on the Dock

Deep Spread Leg Stretch

Posted in:Videos|Youtube Shorties!

2023

17

Apr

Insanity at the Gas Station to Start the Day

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I don’t really like the whole collapse of an empire narrative that’s going around. After 3 years of traumatizing experiences brought to you by the propaganda of the internet, it’s enough to disassociate and turn to staring at the tits, which is pretty much what I try to do.

The whole woke insanity, or COVID insanity that I am still traumatized by, to the other shit they talk about, from Wars to Social Credit scores, to inflation, to egg shortages, to other pandemics….it’s a lot of shit.

So seeing this gas station video, is probably not the most uplifting video circulating the internet, but it’s pretty fucking crazy and sure, it’s not as fun as staring at tits for those of you who already think we are doomed, but it’s definitely worth seeing because I’ve never seen a gas station adventure quite like this!

Posted in:Videos

2023

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s the weekend.

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Appreciate them like they are giving you a lap dance because the only tits you get cost you 10 dollars a song, probably more with inflation….I wouldn’t know…I am too lazy for stripclubs…plus why waste the money on cocktease when there are plenty a crackwhore who will eat your ass until you bust, no matter how dirty said ass is, just based on the promise of ROCK alone…..

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Recycling Hotel Soap to Make New Soap – Gross
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Harvesting Swiftlet Nests for Human Consumption….WEIRD
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