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2015

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May

More Naked Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Gisele who may be a man, but who plays a girl in the modeling world, because people weren’t as open to trannies when she first came up, and because her husband is trying to maintain his position as jock of the year…who can’t by default fuck trannies openly, it’s against the jock way, and their homosex has to be presented as locker room team building…not romance…those are orgasms of hard work, team work motherfuckers…

Either way, she’s in Vogue Brazil naked…not showing anything, not even her tuck…

I think I posted some of these pics…and here are the rest…not that they matter…because none of this matters..

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2015

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May

Selena Gomez is in New York of the Day

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A video posted by Selena Gomez (@selenagomez) on May 2, 2015 at 2:23pm PDT

Selena Gomez is in New York..and what better way to celebrate that…than to direct, star and act in a 15 second movie about her being in New York…rolling around in her hotel bed…looking kind hot and pudgy….

Oh….right…her hard nipples….her nipples are a better way to celebrate her being in New York..for what I assume is the met ball…and not her stupid art fag, girl has no vision as an artist, she’s Selena Gomez…and properly trained dancing monkey thanks to Disney…so let’s just look at her tits…

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2015

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May

Kelly Brook’s Nude Sunbathing of the Day

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Kelly Brook was a nude model who was passed around the rugby leagues in Europe because of her huge tits, her willingness to show her tits, and rugby players being a different breed of human who like to fuck each other’s women together, because that’s how real men do it…

She moved to LA, I had no hope for her, she booked one movie…and it was a joke and I guess she has since sucked the right dick…because she’s on an actual TV show…which blows my mind, or would, if I cared about a nude model from the UK, who was fat but with fat came tits, tits she was willing to show…until pulling off a scam right before turning 40…

So now, she’s just teasing with this nude sunbathing pic…but I don’t think it is called teasing when she’s past her prime and we can just google her in her prime…actually naked…labia and everything…

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2015

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May

Scarlett Johansson in Leather Leggings of the Day

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Scarlett Johansson wore leather pants, and despite not being a Scarlett Johansson fan…I find her dumpy, uninteresting, not even that hot or beautiful…and really not a great actress or really interesting personality at all…you know someone who just kind of faked it to the top…and stayed there for awhile playing the exact same person over and over again…only to get married twice, knocked up once…

But for some reason, I reason I call unbreathable fabrics…and new mom vagina secretions…I am fascinated as to what these pants smell like…and that is enough reason for me to post the pic…because her mom ass, on it’s on…definitely is not…

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2015

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May

Chrissy Teigen in a Bikini Selfie of the Day

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Probably my least favorite of the Sports Illustrated hookers on the hooker train to rich dude wallets…who use the Sports Illustrated magazine as a platform to be hookers to billionaire, not millionaires…is Chrissy Teigen…because she doesn’t just shut up and assume her role as hooker, but instead tries to be interesting, funny, controversial…using her platform of dude who like ethnic gold digging tits on shitty bodies….to promote herself..becauase otherwise she’d have to admit she’s just a wallet fucker…and no girl wants that…especially not hard working models who made 12 dollars last year modeling…

Here she is a bikini…it gives her something to do when she’s not googling herself or trying to be funny…spending John Legend’s money…

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2015

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May

Nina Agdal Does the Emily Ratajkowski of the DAy

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These girls are shameless. Any excuse to post a topless pic…in this case…it’s a vile skin disease that is disgusting…

They are trashy exhibitionists…no better than strippers or street prostitutes…but they are “Published” Models so their clients are richer and they attend more luxurious events than the gutter…but the dudes who deal with them are either little bitches who let them walk all over them…because they like having the low level celebrity attached to where they stick their dicks, it makes them feel important…or they just view them as the hookers they are….

Either way, they involve self produced topless pictures to generate some buzz, to draw some attention to themselves, and to get noticed…because it gets them work…

I am all for girls behaving like this. I mean I spend the better part of my 20s in strip clubs paying for head…I just liked the strippers who knew they were hookers…and hated the strippers who thought they were more than strippers…and I guess that’s the vibe I’m getting here with this retard with a great body…who was smart enough to crop out her body…it’s just that we get it..it’s too bad you don’t…but then again..you kinda do…producing pics like this…

These nobodies…thinking they are somebodies….realizing they are just tits is some philosophical shit…

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2015

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May

stepGIRLS VS EveryoneDoesIt for May the 4th of the DAy

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Our friends at EVERYONEDOESIT….the smokeshop that’s been around for 15 years…is offering a 10% discount to all of you on May the 4th…because I guess stoners love Star Wars or some shit…

So if you’re shopping all you gotta do is put…

10% discount code is ATTACKOFTHECODES

The good news is that along with deals, we also come with pics of babes in various states of naked…shot for the stepGIRLS movement with EVERYONEDOESIT goodies..and it was amazing…but I’m not just saying that because stepGIRLS are always amazing…ok…maybe I am…

Remember to check out the good stuff HERE get your discounts…

Pics by @jsiegelphotography on instagram….

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2015

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May

Emily Ratajkowski Whores Out Proper of the Day

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I don’t know if this is a picture of Emily Rat Cow…but the rumor is that she posted it during the Mayweather fight, I guess to see if anyone was paying attention to her, as she probably wants everyone to pay attention to her, even though she’s a virtual nobody, I mean she’s got instagram followers, but who gives a fuck about instragram followers, sure the whole world gives a fuck about instagram followers, but in the grand scheme of things, she’s the girl showing her pussy to a group of boys so that they like her…

And they like her…they pay her…and playing this off as as some kind of joke is fine, but it is obviously lessof a joke and more of a cry for attention, a very desperate cry for attention, because when you’re a one trick pony…or better yet a one trick trick…who’s face isn’t all that special, but who’s body is banging and has been banged…and will continue to be baned…to get work..you do all that you know, or all that you’ve had success with..

The good news for us, is the bad news for her, an that is that she’s oversaturated, her 5 minutes are up, and the only way out is sex tape…

You know it’s gonna happen…we’ve seen girls like this 100 times before..and I just hope she does it with Kanye, someone she’s rumored to still be fucking, according to a girl I know who sold Kanye pants in London…

All this to say…it’s just a naked girl…there are a million girls…who cares about this particular one…and I hope when it all ends…she realizes she just doens’t matter…based on this hustle…I think she realizes she just doesn’t matter…

Maybe she should be friendlier to people…

Turns out it is fake….

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2015

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May

Solveig Mork Hansen for Vanity Fair of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on with Vanity Fair, but as far as I’m concerned I don’t care, as long as it keeps heading in this direction…because I am a pervert and when I see fishnets over panties, I just want to slide my hand up in there and act like a puppet master…at the puppet show of my dreams….

I’ve never heard of Solveig Mork Hansen…or really care…who she is or what her story is…or where she is from….I just like that Vanity Fair has gone lingerie catalog….and appreciate that she’s not a sex worker while being a sex worker…