Hailee Steinfeld is some recently turned 18 year old and was once an underage actress I am sure at least one of you has masturbated to, mainly because you are perverts, but also because America made sexualizing her illegal, and everyone is drawn to what they aren’t allowed to do…or maybe men are just drawn to underage girls in some unhealthy, obsessive weird way…thinking they are fresh and untouched, even though girls get their periods at 4 years old now, and have sex by 8…with everyone in their class…all thanks to internet porn and hormones in the food…
She’s not that cute, but the memories of her being 12 in some movie probably bring this home for you…and now she’s in a bikini in Coachella week 2, as these girls do…
I think I already posted these pictures of Charlize Theron for W Magazine last week, but I could be wrong, I just see them all over the internet and figure there’s no way I was first to the draw on this shit, even though I am the first to the draw on most shit, except women, I always get sloppy seconds, or sloppy thirds…depending what time of day I call them…
Which brings up an interesting point, Charlize Theron could have been a street hooker, I mean one of the hottest of street hookers, who probably would have been more of a sugar baby, or escort, in an era when sugar babies and escorts were less public…because when she was discovered by a film executive, she had already done Playboy, was already out of money, and pretty much on her last legs of staying in California…
It could have easily been a pimp that met her in that bank that day she got recruited…and if it was…she’d probably be dead in a gutter somewhere, so I guess it worked out nicely for her…
Unless dating Sean Penn is like being dead in the gutter…who knows…
Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out…for the same reasons you probably masturbate to her…she’s looks like she’s 12, but is in her 20s…and that’s just fucking weird.
I assume she was fed “peter pan” hormones that gymnasts are fed, or that Disney stars are fed, to make investing in them worth it…or maybe she’s just a freak of celebrity kid nature…
The good thing about her is that she’s taking a cue from her TV mom Sofia Veragara…to sex things up a bit to get noticed…
The other good thing about her is that she’s gone out to Coachella this year, instead of filing restraining orders against her abusive boyfriends…
All these spoiled brats don’t know shit about real domestic abuse….and here she is at Coachella…
Here she is for some Yu Tsai Photoshoot because she looks amazing..
Jojo’s big tits spilling out of her bikini doesn’t really interest me, even though I love fat tits…spilling out of bikinis…
What does interest me is that when she was 17 she was considered Jail Bait….
After watching her music video from when she was 17….I have no idea why,
I mean I can sense the stage mom, the no dad growing up…the poverty in Phully…and I guess the little enough body at 17….that I would have predicted would grow up to be a fat chick with not tits…but this video isn’t the first on my list of music videos to jerk off to…if anything it’s just a glimpse into her dating black dudes…throwing her career away at 18…only for this bikini comeback…which is probably the best thing she’s released since the 2000s…
I don’t know anything about Katie Cassidy …other than that she’s David Cassidy’s daughter…which means she probably has a lot of daddy issues, you know because her daddy was some teen idol in the 70s, which would theoretically make him some kind of self-involved, egotistical, drug fueled asshole who is still stuck in the glory days of the Patridge Family, leading to a very fucked up upbringing…
But then again, maybe she’s normal, but there is no fun in that…and I guess there is no fun in her getting into the entertainment industry either, considering her dad, her grand parents, her uncles were all in it…and if she was to become a doctor or lawyer, she’d be more interesting..
The good news is that her in a bikini makes none of that matter…because at 29…she still looks good in a bikini.
Selena Gomez was just in Mexico, possibly recording a video, or a song, or just having a break from the vacation that is her life, with a couple of black music producers, who either made her some beats..or beat her fucking pussy until she couldn’t watch, which actually would take a lot, thanks to being her size and ethnicity…not to say Mexicans have big pussies…but ya know…they do.
Well she got back to her house in Calabasas that is probably more of a resort, or luxury hotel, staffed by Mexicans…where she had someone take a pic of her by her pool…with her gunt hanging out..
I mean girl has gained a solid 20 lbs and is owning it…which is wrong. Sure fat girls everywhere want to bring her over to the dark side by shaming her for being skinny…and celebrating her when she is fat….but a fat Selena is a bad Selena…no one wants to look like the Mexican working the taco stand…not even the Mexican working the taco stand…she’s just happy she’s got a green card…
All this to say…I prefer emotional starvation to emotional eating…and here’s her pot belly…for you to jerk off to…because you’re a Selena Gomez fan and she can do no wrong.
Here she is for Mario Testino’s Towel series…
Here she is still in Mexico…Rocking a Massive Fat Girl Cameltoe…
Miley Cyrus posted a picture of her smoking a bong, wearing pasties, probably not trying to be shocking, because this is the internet and the only thing shocking would be if the bong was shoved up her cunt and blowing smoke rings out of her ass…
Which she’s not doing, becasue she’s boring…
But she is still smoking a bong in fucking pasties…which for an old fucker like me is up on some “wtf”…and a little “that’s kinda fun and wild and crazy”…because when I was 20, the only bitches in pasties where girls at stripclubs that didn’t allow topless, trying to give as much topless, when topless really only is topless, with visible nipples…
This just reminds me of an era when celebrities were not just pawns to their parents, but to the world, where they would pretend to be super human and not get naked, or do drugs…even though behind the scenes and closed doors they were ripping lines of coke out of hooker asshole…
The public knew what was up, but these assholes that were seeking public acceptance, decided to not be honest and pretend…making a slip up kind of exciting when the paparazzi caught it…
Now the paparazzi only captures what the celebs want captured, the scandals they want seeded…or they just post this shit on social media with a “WTF I’m Miley Fuck You” attitude…
All this to say…things are changing for the better, because I remember posting “OMG Britney has coke on her nose” type posts… now the famous girls are in pasties smoking bongs, when not on Molly for all to see, because that’s what famous is supposed to be..
Here she is showing her pasties and her armpit hair because she’s that kind of hairy armpit feminist….which despite loving bush..and licking armpits…I don’t like when the two merge…I don’t really caring how hairy a bitch is…but hairy armpits disgusts me…I think I was traumatized as a child.
Here she is in her pasties for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Joan Jett induction:
I like that 17 year old Kylie Jenner realizes that now is the peak time based on historical evidence, for her to make as much noise as fucking possible, because America loves girls when they are 17, about to turn 18, acting slutty…even though we were all 17 once and probably fucking slutty 17 year old girls who had been fucking older guys since they were 14…at least I was…It’s not like teens don’t jerk off or watch porn, especially in this era fuck…they’ve been watching porn since they were 5. Thanks Internet.
But for some reason, a reason I call programming…the media loves saying “OMG THIS 17 YEAR OLD FUCKS”…or “WEARS STRIPPER BIKINIS”…or “HAS ASS IMPLANTS”….it’s like they forget that you can be a whore at all ages…especially when your mom forces it on you…and focus on a dated law that doesn’t reflect the fact that 17 and 18 is pretty much the same fucking thing…only this is illegal…and won’t be in a few months, even though it is being treated like it is not illegal, because the government can’t decide when a girl’s ready or not…
Here’s some pics of her from instagram…
Here’s a video of a girl doing the “#kyliejennerchallenge”….which is a tactic to suck on a jar to make your lips fuller…and it is amazing to see the positive impact she has on the youth:
Kendall Jenner went out and decided to show one of her many talents that the family call “road tripping”…where she assumes the doggy style position naked…and puts a toy car on herself…to balance that shit…
It’s one of the many tricks the Kardashians learn at a young age, along with sex with black men, donkey shows, ping pong shows…and how to be a spoiled entitled cunt who doesn’t deserve what they have but don’t know any better…because they’re mom stole their soul to the devil…
