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2023

17

Feb

Jenna Dewan Lingerie of the Day

I am not sure what world needs back-up dancer Jenna Dewan who I guess is in her 40s, to post a lingerie pic that should be held near and dear to her heart and exclusive for her husband, but this world is getting it.

It brings up a few fucking questions in and around the whoreification of American Women. There was a time when this was some exclusive to someone special and now it’s out there for the masses to consume and potentially jerk off to if they choose to, even though she’s a little old, a mom and we’ve got hotter options.

It’s shameless clickbait from someone with money, I mean she was married to Channing Tatum when his Magic Mike Empire came through, so she’s likely got a solid percentage of that, which is 100s of millions of dollars, plus they have kids, child support, all that other shit…so this is strictly exhibitionism.

Now I don’t hate on ALL exhibitionists, I’m a voyeur, but when they take something special, that should be exciting out fo the mix and just give it away like a COSTCO sampler, it loses all appeal and makes me hate them.

Keep nudes or semi nudes for special occassions, for special people, so when they are leaked they are exciting, even when they are nobodies…

Publishing them as part of a content calendar, like they are in the mix with her daily make-up routine, or her daily dance routine since she’s a dancer, is just fucking boring.

BORING fucking lingerie you attention seeking cunt, that’s not ATTENTION SEEKING ENOUGH, because real ATTENTION seeking cunts show us how big of a DILDO they can take….

Get it together scumbag.

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2023

17

Feb

Feminist Friday of the Day

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Here are some braless girls who aren’t militant lesbians you don’t want to fuck, but I still call them feminists because feminism as a concept isn’t all that bad of a thing, I mean other than operating heavy machinery, women are as qualified or more qualified than men to get a job done. I mean there’s a reason they are moms who run shit while dads sit at home on their ass farting, watching sports and thinking of tits. Women are more impressive than men on all levels, except the heavy machinery thing, which is likely part of the reason we like to fuck them.

SO…feminism, good, put women in the workforce so we can stay at home dad because we are lazy and like to jerk off all day, working is for suckers…

It’d probably be better or more feminist if women didn’t buy into that lie of working for the man instead of raising the kids, you know by letting men think they were the captor, the earner, the supporter, the captain of the house, the one in charge, the knight in shining armor, while they roll their eyes knowing dude’s a fucking moron as most dudes are…all so they can sit at home and masturbate all day like smart housewives do.

Who cares, so long as getting nude or semi nude on the internet is part of the plan, because whether it’s to denounce the patriarchy, to cry about equal pay, to scam dudes out of money or not, I’m looking at your tits and nothing else matters, I can EASILY filter out the noise. It’s a married man skill and I got it.

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2023

17

Feb

Madison Beers Tits Got Bigger of the Day

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I saw these Madison Beer selfies a while ago, like a few days ago, which in internet timelines is a long time ago, I mean every time I post any of these sluts, the true nerd fans into this kind of thing, which is NOT me, are already up on it and jerking off to it….

It basically makes sites like this obsolete, proven in my traffic and revenues, but I keep bringing it because I like to laugh at pop culture when sexualizing the mainstream whores who sexualize themselves and who the industry celebrate and don’t castaway like they are gutter attention seeking porn chicks, because there are two classes of whores on the internet.

I like to say “look at this young youtuber who got a lucrative record deal from posting cover songs with her tits out when she was underage, meaning the views that got her the record deal weren’t for her music, it was for her tits, old dudes staring at her tits, the American dream”….but they’ve polariazed that so well, like Em Rata and these other whores who I think are the female equivalent to Andrew Tate for dudes….just encouraging slut behavior to justify their slut behavior….using their tits for attention pretending it’s not about their tits…and since I like tits…I’m good with it….not that my opinioon matters.

ANyway, this is some shitty pixelated selfie shit, it might as well be AI cuz it’s dead in the eyes, but TITS.

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2023

17

Feb

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Fullback panties may be alienated, abused, victims of systemic racism, treated like shit, second rate panty citizens, all covered in shit and thrown into the corner until the next month’s period comes along and they need a rinse….

They may reserved for fat girls who can’t handle the pain from the sexier shaped or designed panty, or old ladies who have thrown in the towel, or now the young generation who wear them ironically because fuck having sex appeal, or putting yourself together, dudes will eat your dirty bikini panty wearing ass regardless of showers or hot lingerie, which I guess has always been the case for me, since I have jerked off on, in and to full back panties…not that I like discussing jerking off or my jerking off habits to a bunch of dudes like a fag, I actually hate that shit and prefer when people keep that information to themselves, I’m just driving a point home motherfuckers and that is that FULL BACK panties may be back, but to some of us, they never LEFT to get milk and some smokes at 10 pm one night only to never return like your dad. He never loved you.

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2023

17

Feb

Paige Spiranac in Valentine’s Day Lingerie of the Day

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Paige Spiranac is a modern day glamour model, who has a big social media following, because the world needs glamour models.

She also baited in all the bros and the bro websites because she produces gold content as some kind of golf influencer, which many sluts have now copied her on, because they realize golf is a huge sport that middle class dudes with money like to play, so being a babe in their realm means money, a budding business.

I approve of that hustle, whether she knows how to golf or not….

Anyway, she started her version of OnlyFans, I mean make a percentage of those millions of people pay up for premium content, disguised as GOLF TIPS, but really being GOLF TITS and the whole thing seems pretty wonderful.

Since I didn’t see this content on her social media, I am going to assume that one of her fans, followers and members released it to the internet, where everything should be free.

I am reposting it to give her props, it’s been too long since someone did themed shoots like we all loved back in the day, so I’m glad that this one is doing it, plus she’s pretty hot.

SOLID effort that deserves subscribers and paying members, unlike the actual whores of the internet who lie and manipulate lame dudes into paying them in hopes of seeing tits, Paige has straight up said no nudity, but as far as I’m concerned, consistent photoshoots are better!

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2023

17

Feb

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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When you look at women in fishent stockings, do you think of your whore granny getting railed by your grandfather to make your whore mother on Valentine’s day 1924….I do…

Not my grandmother since I never met my grandma and I’m not a fucked up American into incest porn. Plus, my grandma probably lived in a hut somewhere that Fishnets and the modern amenities like fancy french lingerie, running water, electricity, a actual floor that wasn’t made of dirt weren’t really available to her as she fought off Tuberculosis and the Plague and wild animals…..

But your grandmother, she was such a slut…but thanks to her creampie fetish, you’re here, funny how that works right….one woman’s whoredom can lead to another man’s entire existence. FASCINATING.

Here are some fishnets.

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2023

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Are you Bruce Willis because you seem demented…

As it turns out, I got my Twitter back after 3.5 years of being totally deleted….

I guess Elon’s doing big things for the fight for FREEDOM OF SPEECH and I can’t really hate on the motherfucker for being a plant or a fake, pushing the controlled opposition agenda, even if he is, since it’s taken me out of no-mans land and allowed me to be an internet person on his platform again…

The question is, do I really want to be, so much has gone by the last 3.5 years of not using twitter and it’s been a much needed repose that I think I’m happy staying in….my trolling days behind me….

So I am not sure how I feel about being gifted by Twitter account, not because of my insane tweets in the archive that will get me cancelled, I do comedy motherfuckers, whether people find it offensive or not….and I’m already cancelled…

I liked not hav ing it and no it’s like crawling out of a cave, or waking up for a coma, not because twitter’s part of my life, or even that I cared that I was deleted, it’s just like, what is this shit, do I even care to be part of this shit or contribute to this shit, do I even know how to tweet jokes….

I prefer the storyline of being deleted better than being twitter irrelevant….but maybe this is my shot to finally make it in the world of internet….like this is my one shot to miss my chance to blow cuz opportunity knocks once in a lifetime bro….however, I’m pretty sure I missed that shot before twitter even existed…BUT you never know!

We’ll see what happens…Here are some stepLINKS!

Heidi Klum is Leggy
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Em Rata in a Bikini From Behind
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Gigi Hadid Sexy Photoshoot
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Rina’s See Through Dress
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Super Bowl IG Model who Went Viral is Katie Williams
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Sommer Ray Poses Sexy
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Kim Kardashian For Harmony Korine Shoot
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TV Judge VS Bratty Girl
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Pickup Truck Plows into Police Station
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Camila Cabello and CEO Bf Break-Up
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Kylie Jenner Shooting Hoops and Kissing Girls
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Demi Rose in a Revealing Dress
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Man Leaves Hotel Room Filled with Trash
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Netflix Drops Arrested Development
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Addison Rae in her Cowboy Outfit
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Cute Baby Money
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Dogs Show Leopards Who’s Boss
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Sportscaster Kay Adams in a Racy Black Dress
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Lily James on Vacation
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Izabel Goulart Hot for Carnival!
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Top 5 Hair Accessories
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Tessa Thompson Cleavage Dress
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These Tits Can’t be Contained
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Reddit Amateur March
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Canadian Titty Flasher
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Fuck Machine Time
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Spycam Perverts
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On the Dildo Stool
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7 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Staying Anonymous
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28 People Having a Shit Day
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Big Toy Riding
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Big Titty Shower Girl
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Shitting Out the Pocket Pussy
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Pulling Out the Good Tit
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Dildo from Behind
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Busty Blonde Kelly on Vacation
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2 Girl Threesome
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2023

16

Feb

Jenna Ortega Foot Fetish of the Day

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Jenna Ortega is the latest celebrity who sold her soul to the devil, you know to be included at the table where they feast as they put out bullshit content for us to be distracted by, because she pretty much came out of nowhere and when that happens, when they decide to bring one up to the top, I know there’s some calculating behind it and not a random event…

So yeah, they decided Ortega was the next big thing, gave her Wednesday Addams, got all the goth girls of tiktok recreating her dumb dance that they hyped up aggressively when it happened, like it was some spectacular pop culture moment, when spectacular pop culture moments don’t really exist, they’re just paid for by marketers…

Now she’s out here producing foot fetish content, because feet pics sell, dudes are creepy….to which I say, if you’re going to be a top celebrity, you should deliver the feet pics for the feet dudes for free, it’s only fair….even though feet dudes freak me out and the buying and selling of feed pics will always be weird to me…SHARING is caring.

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2023

16

Feb

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs may be a pretty shitty underwear, literally…I mean I guess depending on the girl, as some are obviously more rank than others….whether it’s a hygiene issue, a diet issue, a food intolerance issue, maybe even a hormonal issue, a structural issue, if the asshole is blown out by cock, it’s hard to internalize that shit….but what I do know is that the THONG can only do so much, it’s a flimsy amount of fabric….it barely even covers the asshole….

Luckily for the perverts, that’s a good thing, cuz we like the asshole flashes under the guise of “just wearing my thong”…

Here are some assholes behind some thongs!

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2023

16

Feb

Megan Fox Satanic Cleavage of the Day

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I am going to assume that Megan Fox is a satanic member of the hollywood elite, but not just because she’s throwing up her “3s” which for people in the know, that’s a satanic symbol to let those in the know know….you know a tribute to the motherfucker who owns their soul….

It’s weird to see her attempt to get back into the scene after taking a break to have a kid or ten with David from 90210, now in her 40s…pretending she’s still youthful and not rotted out like road kill on the side of the highway no one picked up for dinner….

Just not weird as the creepy face filter she uses to pretend she’s not some blown out pussy….

I’ll assume her comeback was part of some satanic ritual, where her handler MGK decided it was time to re-release her to the people, I just don’t think they ever expected no one to care as much as they don’t care now….

There’s plenty of hotter, less robotic and creepy tit out there to stare at!

I assume she was some human trafficked slave they created to be the tits and ass of a generation, because even at her prime she was pretty unimpressive and we all just assumed she sucked the devil’s dick to get where she is, we just didn’t think she literally sucked the devil’s dick to get where she was, as the tits and ass of a generation, just not THIS generation, but a generation long gone…..

She still hasn’t produced any nude content, maybe because the other conspiracy about her is that she has a dick, wouldn’t that be a plot twist…DEMONS the LOT of THEM….

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