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2013

25

Sep

Behind the Scenes of a Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them….

You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition…

I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS…

Here’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio

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2013

25

Sep

“Homeless Guy” Does Breaking Bad and Other Videos of the Day

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I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, but I have seen buskers, homeless, street kids, beggars, and assholes who fucking annoy me begging for change without having any marketable skill, you know the kind of scammer who makes more than minimum wage asking people for a quarter, cuz you just need to hit 20 people, so I don’t know how accurate his TV watching, probably owns a lap top impression is, I just know I hate him.

If you are like me and you don’t like that…here’s a burn victim rapping…a little Drake…I don’t think he’s that good….and should think of other career options…like working at a haunted house or something…I mean Halloween is around the corner…motherfucker can make bank….he could also use a shirt..if his skin can handle that…which I don’t think it can…I want to throw up.

Or Maybe you just want to see a father kick his drunk son in the face…like most father’s should treat their kids…if you’re from RUssia…

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Sep

The New Miley Eiza Gonzalez in Glamour of the Day

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Remember Miley was engaged at 12 to some dude who was using her to increase his profile, cuz Hannah Montana fans are loyal as shit…and will buy anything Miley Touches, even used condoms she used with black dudes…provided she used condoms…which she doesn’t because no one ever does….

Well, his name was Liam something, he was from Australia, he cheated on Miley with January Jones, because that’s just how bad Miley is in bed, she’ll drive you to fuck some single mother pushing 50….and this is his new pussy.

Her name is Eiza González…I am going to assume she’s Hispanic, I am also going to assume she’s milking the celebrity cock as hard as she can so that he keeps on making her a household name…it helps her career…and here she is in Glamous…being as Glamourous as a sloppy second, bottom feeding, using Miley in the most convoluted way, mooch can be…

She’s boring….I like her INSTAGRAM better….

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2013

25

Sep

Amanda Seyfried on Set in Bikini Bottoms of the Day

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I used to be a fan of Amanda Seyfried. I thought it was interesting that a girl who was so boring in paparazzi pics…could be so naked in all her obscure movie roles, while being so lame in all her mainstream Disney feel good bullshit movies…It’s like she’d book some shit where she’d be dating someone dying of cancer, all jacked up with emotions, then play some lesbian with huge tits who liked getting fisted in some other shit…

From being naked in LOVELACE and CHLOE ….I mean I was into it…

I used to send Lindsay Lohan messages telling her she’s been replaced in my heart by a new girl…Amanda…from Mean Girls…to which Lindsay Lohan would say “I hate that bitch”…probably for unrelated reasons….

But then Amanda Seyfried let Justin Long fuck her…and not even by accident…like they are in a relationship…the Mac Guy…making her bikini on set hard to jerk off to…since I am the kind of guy who judges a girl by the dudes she’s fucked…always.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2013

25

Sep

Kristen Stewart Wearing a Bra on Set of the Day

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Skinny, boring, robot, inbred freak who was probably touched by her dad that’s why she always seems so sad, Kristen Stewart, is filming a movie, where she is probably cheating on whoever she’s dating, with the director, because that’s just what broken girls do, they stay broken…and she’s in a bikini on set…leaving us with very little to say about this bitch, because that’s just the kind of impact she has on the world, a whole lot of nothing, even if she makes a lot of money and is half naked, she’s about as inspiring as a pile of dog shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kristen Stewart

2013

25

Sep

Nicole Richie is Hot in her Bikini of the Day

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Nicole Richie has built herself from the ground up into a girl who I want to have sex with…and I am not just saying that because I am a fan of hers, in fact she is not a fan of the site and for that reason alone I must hate her…

More importantly, I am not really a fan of vapid little spoiled cunts who are rude to people they think are below them and who act accordingly…at least I wasn’t a fan of that at the time I met Nicole Richie…back when she didn’t look like this thanks to not having all the plastic surgery…but I am a fan of it now…because it is entertaining and looks like this…

Meaning, I can put up with a lot of shit from a bitch, unless she’s fat, in which case I have no patience for it…

And mom of 2, old as fuck, Nicole Richie is hotter now than when she started out as Lionel Richie’s fake daughter cuz her real parents didn’t want her, so she rode Paris Hilton’s coat tails because she was the one with a personality, which is confusing…if you don’t factor in modern science…something we can all agree we are happy exists…at least in Nicole Richie’s case…I mean look at the before pics and tell me this isn’t awesome…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicole Richie

2013

25

Sep

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Titties Live of the Day

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Jessica Simpson has not eaten herself to death like she was Mama Cass…based on her baby weight that just became over-eating weight you’d think she woulda ended up like this dude having a heart attack in Turkey…

But instead she’s been able to pull her shit together and really look like the rich southern mom with a horrible body but the ability to showcase her massive tits to distract from the rest of her…

The kind of mom you probably would have got a boner for as a kid at your friends house while she was serving you lemonade or some shit…

The kind of mom you probably still get a boner for…because you see tits…and tits is all you need…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Simpson

2013

25

Sep

Nicki Minaj Showing Some Big Bottom Boob of the Day

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Nicki Minaj loves her tits…and I guess so do I…but not because they are tits and tits are awesome…but because they aren’t her singing, or rapping, or whatever that circus fucking performance her record label has contrived for her…You know make a Black Gaga…pull some girl out of Drama school and fabricate this nonsense into a celebrity…and once she’s a celebrity…let her try to get attention and retain celebrity with her massive fucking tits…it’s a good strategy…for someone who likes tits and doesn’t like listening to this bitch make noise…at least when in instagram pics…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

25

Sep

Nathalie Emmanuel’s Bare Ass Through the Bushes of the Day

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I can’t confirm or deny that these are pics of Nathalie Emmanuel on set of Game of Thrones totally naked…showing off her some hot looking’ ass…because I have no idea who Nathalie Emmanuel is as I am the one person in the world who has never seen Game of Trhones, that nerd shit just confuses me with the whole sci/fi fantasy nonsense….but I am sure I’ve posted some of the NUDE SCENES FROM CABLE for you to cross reference…but more importantly, who cares if these are legit pics of some low level actress, they are a girl’s ass from a spy vantage point through the bushes and that’s awesome for a peeping’ tom like me…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nathalie Emmanuel

2013

25

Sep

Helen Flanagan Does FHM of the Day

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Helen Flanagan is in FHM France, and you’d expect that being FHM France, there would be more nipple…partially because even the kids shows in france have topless bitches in them…but also because this Helen Flanagan chick is all about her tits…

She’s so about her tits that she left a secondary role in a soap opera, which is a big gig for the average person, to be a titty model who has only really shown her nipples officially ONE TIME and that one time was magical…

Who really knows what her hustle is, what her cry for attention is, why she wants to be Glamour Model when she was already in an acting job, but more importantly, who knows why I even know who Helen Falangan is…

Here are her FHM pics…

Posted in:Helen Flanagan