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2013

23

Apr

Alison Sweeney for Shape of the Day

Hey Alison Sweeney, who the fuck are you?

According to Wikipedia, she’s soap star from Days of Our Life, who married a cop who was hired to be on Days of Our Life for one episode, and she had 2 kids with him, before hosting Biggest Loser, a show that is probably good for the ego to host, because despite your hard aging, and average at best body, you look awesome next to the bigs and cows they’ve let out of the barn filled with fast food, to exploit them for ratings, while seemingly saving their fat lives with diet and exercise, something all of us should be doing before we hit 250 – 700 lbs.

And here she is posing in a bikini for Shape Magazine, because you’d assume being on the show would teach her good diet and exercise habits, while I would think it actually is more a “hey pass the donuts, at least it’s not like I’m 300 pounds” situation…at least based on these photoshopped bikini pics for a magazine…

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2013

23

Apr

Top 4 No Names in Bikinis from This Weekend of the Day

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There are a lot of low level trash who put on bikinis for attention -the paparazzi take pics – the blogs write about them like they matter – but ultimately, they are no different than your mom in a bikini, just regular girls with a dream, doing what they can getting half naked for immigrants with a camera.

Here are the top 4 no names in bikinis of the weekend. You don’t know who they are, what they have done, but you have seen them in bikinis.

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2013

23

Apr

Ashley Tisdale’s Bikini Body of the Day

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All this attention is getting to Ashley Tisdale’s head.

You know recently back burnererd while her cunt friends got all this press for their Spring Breakers bikini wearing bullshit, while she was the one with the body, who took care of herself, and actually worked out, while the others were just lazy fucking pigs about it.

I figure it is because various reports from a source close to her have emailed me telling me they grew up together and that she’s actually 8 years older than she says she is, forcing her to choose clean living and fitness to keep up the lie…a choice that has resulted in a golden body.

Not to mention, her face gets a lot of hate, at least by me, not because I wouldn’t cum all over it, but because I have higher expectations for Hollywood trash who make millions playing make-belief….badly. Forcing her to give the fans something worth jerking off to via squats.

But now that the Scary Movie 5 press has died down, she’s hitting the internet full throttle to get noticed the best way she can….in a bikini.

I mean I could think of at least 1 other way to pull it off, but I figure she’s peaking right now and we’ll have to wait for rock bottom to happen before instigating or launching that exposed vagina campaign.

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2013

23

Apr

Shanina Shaik on the Beach for Revolve Clothing of the Day

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Shanina Shaik is a hot model and not just because her name is ridiculous yet fun to say, but because her body is fantastic, and that’s probably why she’s been recruited by Victoria’s Secret to do some of their Bullshit campaigns over the last year, while not contractually locking her in, allowing other companies like Revolve Clothing, to use her in similar, yet better shot and more interesting to look at ways, even if they also photoshop out her nipples, the only thing I really want to see in these pics, but being low standards and taking what I get, I like don’t mind staring a pics of her body, a body that more girls should aspire to have, because it’s not fat, dumpy, cellulite ridden and as far as I’m concerned, totally attainable if you’re not a lazy fucking cunt who emotionally eats.

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2013

23

Apr

Arianny Celeste Viral Video of the Day

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So some nerd movie site has hired Arianny Celeste to read some lame script in her underwear about movie trivia, you know to promote them and make them matter in the grand scheme of the internet. A simple strategy that works. Even if the concept is weak and repetitive.

I am posting it because any strip video of a girl who was destined to be an actual stripper and who I assume was a Vegas stripper before she won the fucking lottery and became UFC piece of ass while keeping her clothes. Making me angry, while making the UFC less homo erotic with her shitty implants….and who has a ridiculous fan fan base because of it.

More importantly, she has a ridiculous body… stripping, on Youtube, even though I know she’s not getting actually naked, making it hardly a strip, but more a taking off a couple of layers of clothes in an awkward dance, like a pile of shit that doesn’t know it’s worth or purpose, cock teasing while phony stripping like she’s not a fucking hooker….

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2013

23

Apr

Anja Rubik’s in a One Piece for S Moda of the Day

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I’m used to seeing Anja Rubik’s tits, but these pics of her are clothed, but I’m posting it anyway, cuz I figure I’ll take what I can get, when it comes to pics of hot enough models posing their hot eough bodies, that I know in person may be a little tall, broad and scary…but since I don’t leave my house, and when I do, I generally don’t interact with people, especially not top immigrant models, pictures are all I really all I have. So photoshopped, well lit, perfectly posed and made up Anja Rubik is all I know….but I will say ALL THE TITTIES PICS I’ve posted of her in the past, is a better look for her….here are the pics anyway.

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2013

23

Apr

Selena Gomez is Shitty for Adidas of the Day

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Selena Gomez is an it girl, not quite a fit girl, at least not in her Spring Breakers bikini, a movie you’d think in anticipation for, she’d take her Adidas sponsorship up on a pair of trainers, so that she could successfully hit the treadmill.

Maybe portly is the new skinny, since all the girls who are 14 or look 14, despite hitting puberty at 8, thanks the the hormones in the food, accessible fast food, use of corn instead of sugar, you know the GMOs and all that horrible shit the government is allowing in your system in order for commerce that has lead to the obesity crisis, something that’s not quite a crisis as far as I’m concerned, because pre-mature death for my wife is going to be blessing, plus I like all these big booties, on on otherwise flat booty world, but that doesn’t mean I endorse this Gomez chipmunk, like she endorses Adidas, it just means I post her pics cuz she’s in shorts, shorts you can guarantee will be everywhere this summer.

Maybe a better look for Selena Gomez and her thighs are some heels….really high heels…

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2013

23

Apr

The World’s Best Boobs According to NUTS of the Day

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Nuts brings the hard hitting journalism with their World’s Best Boobs issue. The best boobs being based solely on girls who they have taken pics of, or who work for them, with a few other trash cans in the mix, in what I can assure you are not the World’s Best Boobs in any way, but instead a worthless list, used to sell copies, to their low grade readership of retard bros, who live their mindless blue collar lives, with their fat useless wives.

But that doesn’t mean I’m not gonna post their list, because shit, any boob list, even if full of shit, skewed and a lie, still have boobs, and I’m a mindless blie collar with a fat wife, so it speaks to me.

I’m just aware of how ridiculous this feature is. It is on par with CNN’s coverage of any and all news events, you know thanks to being a tabloid owned by the government and all…

I mean any list that includes Aubrey O’Day and Kim Kardashian in it loses all credibility…

To See The Pics in Higher Resolution
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

23

Apr

Megan Fox Shitty Cameltoe of the Day

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Here’s a mom pussy squeezed into leggings that was once a pussy that everyone wanted to marry and have babies inside at least once…a pussy, that if it was in cametoe mode pre-baby, would have been an exciting day in so many lives, but instead is more like a biology class explanation of what childbirth does to both genitals and sex appeal, even when you have a nanny to take up part of the burden…

This pussy was once a star and now it’s a fucking fail…a fail that’s hungry for leggings.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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2013

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Not all stepGIRLS are created equally, like this picture of paparazzi created bikini clad, Italian model Claudia Romani, who you may remember from such posts as – Claudia Romani in a bikini, multiple times the last few months, even though prior to those bikinis, no one knew who she was, and even after those posts no one knows who she is, which is probably why she submitted a stepGIRL pic, without realizing, you need to write stepGIRL in the pic, not photoshop it in, but she gets a C for effort, which is better than I’ve ever got…..

My windows got shot up last night by a BB gun, I guess I’m doing something right, you know cuz it wasn’t a shotgun blast.

Not that you care…

Here are some morning links – GOOOD MORNING SUNSHINE….

Britney in Shorts!
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The Beautiful Angelyne Falls Hard and Blames Papaprazzi
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Some Girls Showing Off Some Gap
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Hey Julianne Moore – Does the Carpet Match the Drapes (It Does)
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The Good Biker
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A Few Expectations VS Reality to Start the Day
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Model Toni Garrn Topess for Madame Figaro
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The Butt Scoot Workout Program is Perfectly Insane
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Extreme Hammocking
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Some People Laughing Without Smiling
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Pink Cancels COncert due to AIDS
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Jimmy Kimmel Takes on Coachella with Lie Witness
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Christina Hendricks Dressed Like an Orphan
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Dog Crying On Owners Grave – Weird.
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Futurama Canceled Again – I Didn’t Even Know it Was Still On – I Love Peggy Bundy’s Tits
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Call Saves a Suicidal Man in Colombia – Nuts
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Nude Scuba Diving and I Love It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Here’s Thor The Dark World Tralier for you Virgin Losers Who Get Excited About Garbage Blockbuster Hollywood Shit Cuz It’s About Comic Books.

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