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2022

18

Nov

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

I am a modern day philosopher you know, it’s not my fault no one reads anymore, if they did, they’d know that about me….

Spending my days writing about FULL BACK GRANNY PANTIES that were once saved for relationships and when girls are on their period in this modern era of shaming the granny panty when BIG UNDERWEAR wanted to kill it off, and upgrade it with THONGS….good for the bottom line…but not necessarily good for the bottom….IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN….

So here I am writing about GRANNY panties like we were in still in the glory days of Granny Panties being the standard panty, so that other panties would signal a slut….now we just have to assume they are all sluts.

I could be writing random words, I could have an AI do this for me, but I’m as old as Granny Panties being panties and that’s all we cared about….

This empowering of the granny panty by bravely wearing them in their sex content like some kind of rebel is just a weird twist in the story of the granny panty….

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2022

18

Nov

Madison Pettis Brings the Bikini on the Balcony of the Day

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Madison Pettis is rocking her “Evergreen” bikini, so you know what that means, if you don’t you can always look it up….

She’s doing it for Rihanna who we all know is one of the leaders of the human trafficked satanics of Hollywood, at least in theory, because you’d need to have demonic powers to make the world think you’re as important as she has, especially if you’ve ever seen her singing video from high school that they deleted from the internet to show you that when she was human trafficked into America to be conditioned to be a big star, she wasn’t some remarkable talent.

She runs a billion dollar lingerie brand, and thanks to that brand, I’ve been tipped off on this Madison Pettis actress who I guess started in Disney, but I only found out about thanks to her lingerie modelling for Rihanna, which makes you wonder where Rihanna found her, but there’s probably some soul selling, or favors being traded for this coverage.

But we don’t need to worry about any of that, we can just look at the hot body and be distracted by it, since we are plebs, consumers, none of this actually matters, those inner workings of the industry and as a hermit who just wants to be left alone…that works for me.

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2022

18

Nov

Cart Wheel and the Fighter Jet and Other TikThots of the Day

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Pianist for your Penis

Some Training Tips

Leather Pants Sock Removal for the Feet Fuck

Beach Creep

May the Shuffle Dance Die

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2022

18

Nov

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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You have to wonder why no one has protested the name fishnet for objectifying wwomen, or reducing them to marine life while they are all caught up in their fishnets like some kind of marine mammal or shark just minding his own business but exposed to the evil consequence of the industrial fishing industry….because people are too damn lazy to sit by the fishing hole all day to catch their own damn fish their own way….instead they need grocery store convenience….IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT THE TURTLES ARE DYING….

Anyway, where are the blue haired obese chicks bitching about Fishnets, probably wearing them, because not all girls in fishnets are created equally and I’ve seen my fair share of obese goth or libtards, both men and women trying to destroy the sex appeal of a classic brothel favorite.

Let’s celebrate FISHNETS the only way we know how….by jacking off to them.

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2022

18

Nov

Painful Entrance and Other stepNEWS of the Day

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Tongue Tricks

Protestors Flour the Cra

Cum Lube Prank

Creepy Strategies for Creepy People in Hotels.

Great Deaf Mute Retard Singer

Idiot girl and the Taser

Angry on a Plane

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2022

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The system is a fraud….

Whether it’s the grocery store trying to trick you into being a cashier for them without offering you a salary or benefits….OR them charging you 25 cents for a bag…that they only tell you after you pay with your plastic card….because they don’t even know what cash is anymore….so you have to walk home with your can of beans and pack of hot dogs so that everyone around you knows you are poor…not that your soiled sweatpants didn’t give you away, but you don’t need to validate it like a slut on a walk of shame….

Or if it’s the bank trying charging you monthly fees unless you have 5,000 dollars in your account, in which case it’s free….FREE FOR RICH PEOPLE….keep down the poor man and his BEANS….

Of it’s a stripper who upsells you on the squirt show, since you can’t score actually pussy, only to realize from the smell and color that that shit was just pee….IT IS ALWAYS JUST PEE…squirt is pee…

Remember, none of any of that matters….the American Dream isn’t real unless you’re already rich, connected or the 1% who get lucky….and maybe the American Dream is really just sitting on your ass, staring at a screen, eating shitty foods, getting fatter and fatter until you die prematurely, with hormone levels that are no longer legally male…..

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2022

17

Nov

Bella Thorne Could be in a See Through Shirt of the Day

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I haven’t bothered posting on Bella Thorne and her inspiring life as an internet hustler with her foundation built by the creepers that are the Mouse Ear Mafia

I don’t know if she’s an actual Florida born and raised girl sold to the industry by her ambitious mom who saw a dream and figured her kids would be a good mechanism to get that dream.

Or if she was made in one of the cloning labs in Epcot Center, which I am sure exists, because why would you rely on finding talent that is unpredictable and potentially a terrible investment, when you can just make them in a lab and when they go off course, replace them with their similar close sister.

It doesn’t really matter, she probably gets her period regardless, which is really all you should care about when it comes to staring at a super popular, Disney branded, pretends she’s independent, runs a sex content marketing agency, sells weed and all the other BAD GIRL THINGS you can’t get on the Disney App…or stores…and the whole thing is a level of creepy, annoying, sad, and hot, because she’s got titties…that you can potentially see through her shirt.

GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!

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2022

17

Nov

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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The inefficient thong…..it doesn’t even cover up the asshole….what kind of panty is that….oh wait….maybe that’s the point….

MORE ASSHOLE….it’s the orifice that UNITES all genders….when we all cut off / sew up our genitals and turn them into PEE holes, we’ll ALWAYS have an asshole left to fill, and that’s EQUITABLE, EQUALITY, INCLUSIVE…but not the reason I’m into staring at a girl’s asshole…..I don’t care about any of that, I’m more into the whole asshole being the window to the soul….when you see the asshole, you’ve basically seen everything and as a believer in knowledge is power…I feel seeing everything is power.

Be powerful, get girls to bend over in thongs to see all they have to offer from a fuck hole perspective.

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2022

17

Nov

Carmen Electra Bath of the Day

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Carmen Electra is clearly too old for the internet, it happened when she was already famous, so she didn’t really have to dive into emails or social media, she could just have some thirsty intern excited to be working for a legend like Carmen Electra manage that shit for her….

So seeing her dive into the OnlyFans thing, obviously as a quick cash grab, that I’ll assume OnlYFans gave her a premium bonus to participate in, because the idea of her figuring out how to sell sexts seems like too much work, even if she knew her fans were as loyal as they were to sign up…was a bit of a shocker….

That’s not to say she hasn’t been nude forever or that she shouldn’t get nude in her life…it’s to say that she’s been nude forever, and forever is a long time, so maybe it’s ok to hang up the fake tits and be the granny aged lady that you are. Play pickleball it’s all the rage….retire in a 55+ Florida community, be the hottie in said community, get all the rich guys to buy you things knowing you were the girl they jerked off to when they were in their 30s….keep the nudity to yourself, this isn’t a gift…

More importantly, if she is going to sext, she should figure out how to get the FEEDBACK out of the videos, it makes trying to jerk off to GRANY SPONGE BATH geriatric fetish porn high anxiety….the sounds….are…destroying….my mind…..

In conclusion, at least she’s having fun, not giving a shit and getting paid.

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2022

17

Nov

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty drops are the best game on the internet…

I know you’re probably more into Farmville, or Words with Friends, or whatever the other trending Facebook game is for old, boring, sad, middle of the road people, than Titty drops….but I blame all the chemicals in the air, food, water that have robbed you of your testosterone for that…..so as you sit there with your obesity, man tits, feeling genderless and alone….titty drops just aren’t what your soul craves….but you have to remember even chicks like staring at tits, it is wired into us….but more importantly, they like showing off tit, in a fun kind of gamified way…..

Here are those TITTY Drops.

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