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2013

19

Feb

Nicole Trunfio Modeling Swimwear of the Day

Nicole Trunfio is a low level model who has attached herself to SI model Jessica Gomes….you know doing that whole “we’re both from Australia, let’s be BFFs in America, because no one understands our Accents”….shit in efforts to get herself in on the shoots, with the right people, but for some reason, after 4 years of trying, she still hasn’t pulled it off…maybe what she’s missing is a high profile athlete boyfriend, I mean there must be something for her to do…she can’t just sit and see her friend get more airtime than her…that isn”t fair….and I guess while she strategizes she makes time for low level swimsuit campaigns…you know to pay her rent and practice for the big day when SI makes that call….It’s kinda sad, but not as sad as the fact that she ignores me when I leave commments on her instagram….showing off matching Rolex’s with her more successful model friends…just trying to fit in…one titty at a time….

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2013

19

Feb

Kate Upton Grabbin’ At Genevieve Morton Tit of the Day

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I wonder how I missed this Kate Upton social media pic of her grabbing at South African model, who was also in SI Swimsuit, because she’s got huge tits, Genevieve Morton’s tits….because it hit the internet on Valentine’s Day….maybe I was too busy being romantic for my wife….by trying to fuck other girls….or maybe I just don’t pay attention to pig looking women, even if they have massive tits, because I prefer my women to be lean and lovely, not big and dumpy…..but it happened, here’s the pic…we can all move on now….

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2013

19

Feb

Jacqueline Oloniceva for Agent Provocateur Lingerie of the Day

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Jacqueline Oloniceva is a relatively unknown model…and she’s doing some catalog shots for what is probably the more interesting of the lingerie companies out there…because they tap into old classy throwback shit….that comes across as high quality, borderline fetish gear for the average shopper willing to spend 4 times the price on underwear than at Victoria’s Secret…and it is worth it…cuz it has that 1920s imported lace sexiness…versus the functional and scientific implant making padded bras of Victoria’s Secret….which are deceiving….and more importantly in every trailer park in north america….

So that when you undress a girl and she’s wearing Agent Provocateur….you know she’s probably the kind of girl who washes her vagina regularly and who uses those fancy powders and perfumes on herself….to makes eating her out taste less like a loose meat sandwich….and more like heaven….

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2013

19

Feb

Toni Garrn Titties for 25 Magazine of the Day

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Toni Garrn is a 20 year old model…from Germany…who is on the farm team for Victoria’s Secret…after already walking for them in 2011 and doing a few campaigns for them over the last 2 years….you know being conditioned to see if she’s worthy of being trapped in their Victoria’s Secret cage…and I guess while she’s waiting for them to give her a contract…cuz as of now they haven’t….she’s keeping busy by wearing latex and posing topless for some fashion magazine…probably for free…just to get her name out there….and you know what…that’s the best stratgy there is….I mean that and sex tape….cuz really that’s all I’m interested in….

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2013

19

Feb

Rihanna Dressed Seriously Inapropriate by the Pool of the Day

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Rihanna is an alleged ex teenage hooker….and she’s pretty sold her soul to the devil to get to this level of celebrity…that really must be kind of insane for her to manage…being from a small island where the most action you get is sucking of Simon Cowell at the Polo club….if you’re lucky….and in selling her soul…and showcasing to the world that she’s got no real morals or values…and that she’s go no real self respect or care for her fans….and that she’s pretty much an exhibitionist….these poolside pics are a disappointment…I expect more spread labia…and tears…as she continues to lose herself in her fame….because it always fucking happens…it’s just a matter of when….a ticking timebomb…I want to see more naked…but not of that Kate Upton lookin thing bending over her for the camera….

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2013

19

Feb

Vanessa Hudgens Scary in Paper Magazine of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is in Paper Magazine and she’s dressed like Janet from Three’s Company, after she moves to New York in 82, and becomes a speed shoot, coked up hooker to compensate for being the second rate girl in the apartment all those years….

I don’t really get what’s going on here, but then again, I don’t really get Vanessa Hudgen’s celebrity…she’s not that hot, she’s hairy, and she hasn’t performed in NUDES since she was 17….and I figure if at 17 your down or show sings that you are down to have my kind of fun….by 21 or 22 you’ll be actually fucking donkeys on stage for a dollar tip….if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that she’s a disappointment.

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2013

19

Feb

Katherine Webb in a Bathing Suit on Celebrity Diving of the Day

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Katherine Webb is some insignificant Miss Alabama who didn’t quite make it to be Miss USA…but who did make it to SI Swimsuit this month…which was a huge break for an otherwise loser….and in opening doors of opportunity that make no fucking sense….she’s also staring on a show called Celebrity Diving, which also goes by the name “ABC HAS NO MORE IDEAS”….cuz seriously, that’s a horrible fucking concept for a show…and the fact that it happened almost makes me mad that my three shows I’ve pitched the last 10 years have been rejected….because I should have just shat out something like “Celebrity DIvivng”….it’d be my ticket out of this fucking hell….a hell filled with pics of Katherine Webb in her bathing suit….

Here’s her cameltoe:

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2013

19

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence Sucking her Thumb of the Day

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This is just fucking weird…I mean I get that she’s just playing up for the paparazzi, showing everyone that she’s a comedian, like when she busts horrible jokes every time she is being interviewed, but for some reason it just taps into a weird place in my mind, a memory of a woman I once loved, who used to dress me up like a baby, or herself as a baby and get down to business…..and even the fact that thumbsuckers grow up to be fantastic at sucking dick….seeing adults do the shit…just creeps me out…especially after I’ve just fucked them…..but I guess the good news in all this is that no dick is too small for this mouth…giving a lot of you hope for a better tomorrow….

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2013

19

Feb

Some Emmy Rossum and Emma Greenwell Nudity for TV of the Day

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Shameless is actually a pretty interesting, hardcore, show and it’s got William H Macy and a gang of opportunists who are willing to get naked to advance their careers, which has worked for Emmy Rossum as she ventures off into Disney Movies, while her day job involves simulating sex like a pornstar…..and she’s doing it with some girl named Emma Greenwell, who is also trying to advance her career through getting naked, the way I like careers to be advanced…..I guess the casting director at Shameless likes girls who’s name start with the letters EMMMMMMMM…..because here’s Emmy and Emma in this week’s episode…getting naked….cuz that’s what they do…

Here’s big Hollywood star Emmy Rossum:

Here’s up and comer Emma Greenwell:

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2013

19

Feb

Irina Shayk for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Irina Shayk is amazing….and I am not just saying that because the weird creepy photographer said she was….but because listening to her accent while looking at her fantastic face….and body….blows me the fuck away…that even these catalog shots, that are normally boring as shit when done by companies like Victoria’s Secret, are killer…..as is her ass….not to mention knowing she’s in an arranged marriage with a homosexual…makes her vagina more appealing than it already is…cuz I like girls who make sacrifices to get ahead…like prostituting themselves and not for sex….especially when those sacrifices are for satanic rituals….

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