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2012

17

Sep

Katy Perry Ass Flash of the Day

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I don’t know if these pics of a ridiculous Katy Perry upskirt are recent, but I do know they are ridiculous….not because her ass is really on blast….fully fucking out there on display like she might as well shouldn’t be wearing pants or more importantly let midgets follow her up stairs…but because there is no way this is her ass…

I don’t know much, but I know Katy Perry’ss lower body is thick, sloppy and vile….and I don’t care how extended her legs and ass are…or if she’s flexing….she’s a dump truck of a woman and this ass is not hers…and if it is it has been photoshooped harder than all the dick it’s had cum in it when selling her soul for her career…..

The weird thing in all this is that like I dog…I want to sniff it.

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2012

17

Sep

Kate Moss’ Thick Old Tired Body has a Nipple Flash of the Day

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Kate Moss is old, fat, beat up, likely STD ridden, from the last 20 years she’s survived as a rockstar fucking, partying, single mom living the life of luxury…as a top model….

I normally hate old, fat, washed up women…even though they are easy, low maintenance, just happy you talk to them in their sadness and tears, if not appreciative and willing to pay you back with great blowjobs….but for some reason I want to smell Kate Moss’ genitals to try to experience where the places it has been..

She’s fantastic…but more importantly always flashing her model nipples…even when she doesn’t look like she’s thrown the towel in like she does today….making her always fun.

She’s awesome.

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2012

17

Sep

Brooke Burke Old Lady for Shape of the Day

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Brooke Burke did Shape Magazine, because despite having accomplished little in her life, and despite having very little going for her but an active twitter and 4 dozen kids with various men, the one thing she does have going for her is that she’s fucking fit….and I figure a life of fitness on a Playboy whore I still JERK OFF TO NUDE PICS OF WHEN I’M FEELING WILD ON ….but in my defense, those pics are a decade old….but in her defense, something I don’t really feel like defending, but will…she looks pretty hot for what might as well be a 90 year old….at least based on how many miles in penis length her vagina has traveled and how many kids it has shat out…..

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2012

17

Sep

Irina Shayk Hot for XTI Fall/Winter 2012-2013 of the Day

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Irina Shayk is not my kind of Russian because she didn’t have to escape communist rule, or really grow up under the reign of an oppressive government, you know really feeling struggle…..but she’s pretty spectacular…and she has had to face her own challenges and trials and tribulations…you know fucking her way to celebrity instead of for survival…and I’m pretty glad she did…cuz I’m glad I know she exists….she’s good to look at….and that she’s not just working a local strip club in her home town….she’s used her hotness proper….even if it meant faking a relationship with a gay soccer star…..

Right….

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2012

17

Sep

Laura Vandervoort Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

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Not only does Lauren Vandervoort have a nerd name, you know one that sounds like a Harry Potter Character, something that probably makes her nerd fans cum faster as they chronically masturbate competitively over pics of her on chat room and obscure social networks when they are not making plans for their imaginary wedding to her….but apparently..she also hates drunkenstepfather….they all do…..

If that’s not arrousing enough for you, here are pics of her for Esquire looking good……

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2012

17

Sep

Topless Candice Swanepoel Modeling of the Day

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I love Candice Swanepoel…clothed our unclothed….despite ignoring all my advances and love letter on Instagram…because I assume she’s not a romantic…or just playing hard to get….but deep down she knows we are connected at the soul…I mean there is just so much passion on my end, that she’s gotta be feeling some of this…said the inner stalker in me….but truth be told, I’m lazy as fuck, uninterested as fuck, and have never been hung up on a girl…I just like looking at this bitch…she’s easy on the eyes…..

I figure if I keep on repeating myself when it comes to loving her…maybe it will reach her telepathically….

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2012

17

Sep

Halle Berry in a Bikini on the Beach of the Day

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Halle Berry lives….and she’s black like Halle Berry…which isn’t black at all…you know since she was raised white, never met her dad, and may have been called names growing up because she was the different one in her highschool, like the fat chick she got teased, before going to Hollywood and living the rich famous girl life and has no idea what the plight of the black man is, yet she is marketed as though she does and the whole thing would offend me, if she didn’t have some rockin tits, even in her old age….Awesome….

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2012

17

Sep

Olga Kurylenko Hot and Bendy for Complex Magazine of the Day

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I am going to start doing Yoga….not because Olga Kurylenko looks amazing in Yoga poses for Complex, because I never remember who Olga Kurylenko is, I always have to wikipedia her, and even after I do that, all I figure out is that she’s some communist born escapee via modeling as so many girls in 1980s USSR are, at least the ones we hear of, since every Russian we know is a fucking model, because the ones killed off in the illegal sex trade kinda aren’t put on our radar in the media….

I am going to start doing Yoga strictly to increase my flexibility and not because seeing girls in ridiculous fitness poses turns me on, that’s just a fucking bonus….

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2012

17

Sep

Pam Anderson Does the Splits of the Day

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I am not that amazed that Pam Anderson is still able to get into this position, she’s a whore, flexibility comes with the territory no matter how old and beat up they get…

I am just amazed that she’s not scared her HEP ridden liver isn’t gonna fall out of her loose fitting vagina……

Apparently She Was Dressed in her Baywatch Bathing Suit for the 40 Year Reunion and We Have the Pics
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2012

17

Sep

Christina Milian Does Twitter of the Day

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I think all mom’s should dress like this….except maybe her co-worker and tank of a human who was once hot CHRISTINA AGUILERA who was at some event showing off all that is wrong with letting herself go…and probably any mom over 25…because it can be disgusting….as they don’t bounce back as fast as teen moms…like the one I smiled at today who was pushing twins…she must have been 20 and was smoking hot and all I was thinking was “I hope she’s a fucking nanny cuz I hate wanting to fuck girls with ravaged vaginas and major baggage”…but then I realize that her shitting out a couple kids with her first boyfriend probably makes her less damaged and baggage ridden as all the crackwhores with HSV, HPV, HIV and Bi-Polar Disorder, addiction and a hatred of showering leading to scabies and other rashes…..I have been known to stick my dick inside….confusing the fuck out of me….but one thing I know for sure is that I like Christina Milian’s white trash look.

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