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2012

10

Sep

Morena Baccarin Hot for Esquire of the Day


I had never heard of this Brazilian actor before, but after lookin gher up, I saw that she was in all kinds of ridiculous nerd shit, and seeing as this is a blog, and no matter how fucking rock and roll I am….and no matter how many models I have sex with….I will still have nerd readers….it’s the internet….nerds built this shit like it was a real doll robot version of Morena Baccarin, someone you have never heard of and would find weird….but who they married in a private ceremony in Second Life….even though the real Morena Baccarin wasn’t involved.

So she’s been in Stagate, Serenity, V, FIrefly and some other nerd bullshit….and now she’s in Esquire giving me boners.

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2012

10

Sep

Rihanna Grabbing Her Tit for God and for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna makes me laugh….she’s so fucking unstable, as you’d imagine some poor Garbage man’s daughter who was prostituting herself to tourists in Barbados when she was 14 would be after becoming the biggest fucking thing in music…despite her inability to sing, or dance…or really do much but get beat up and get puppet mastered by people she made far richer than she made herself….

Either way, she’s posting all this God shit to her Instagram….along with topless pics…because that’s what crazy, torn, raised in the Church like all people from the Islands, but guilty from pretty much going against all she has learned….from going back to men who beat her….to just being a whore in general….this shit is almost certifiable…and I love watching people break the fuck down and sabotage themselves….especially after thay’ve made all this stupid money

The only time I’ll post religious prose on my site is to mock celebrity…because I know god doesn’t exist…the aliens told…

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2012

10

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Hot for 25 Magazine of the Day

The fashion industry confuses me. It is like a cool kids club run by people who aren’t cool, who are always seeking the next starlet or muse or inspiration or designer, who is really is no different than anyone else, but to these latch ons, who pretend to be trend setters and important, is a genius….I don’t get why some people are considered more important than others….and I guess I don’t have to…cuz I’m just into the models and their toplessness….even when in movies that are weird for the sake of being weird…obscure and arty for the sake of being obscure and arty….that I know people who watched it were like “that’s fantastic, genius, revolutionary”….while the guy who made it is either playing it up like he’s the next big thing in fashion film….or laughing at how retarded people are…in the fashion circle jerk of losers who don’t know what is important in life.

That said, here’s Eniko, a model I like seeing topless, doing some topless shit in video…

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2012

10

Sep

Sarah Shahi for Maxim’s October Issue of the Day

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She’s 32, She’s American depsite her ethnic looking face and name, cuz her dad is Iranian, and thus she is something you racist Americans hate…..despite how sexy she is….cuz racism doesn’t get blinded by sexy to your puritan freaks….while I’m from the school of fuck anything worth fucking….even if it gives you HIV……but I guess that’s cuz I am a lover not a hater….

She was a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys who became an actor who was in such revolutonary roles like Farah in Sleeper Cell, Dani in Life and now she’s in a show called Fairly Legal….she’s a mom…..this post has been brought to you by her Wikipedia page….and here is her rockin’ hard in Maxim…giving boners like she wasn’t old, washed up, and expired…I dig it.

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2012

10

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I hate when people…especially people I don’t know…wish me a Happy Day….whether it be Happy Monday or Happy Friday….Happy Tuesday or Happy Shut the Fuck Up Day….save the Happy for Birthdays and the day I get divorced….because you sound like a children’s show host talking down at me…..and it’s the fucking worst….

Happy day…here are some links…

LOL Cat Video Kicks Off the Week – VIDEO
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The Hottest Single Athelete Babes in Sports
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WTF Photo of the Day
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A Fail Compilation is Always Good for Shits and Giggles
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Vanity Cruz is a Sexy Amateur Brunette
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Lindsay Lohan Injected Herself Into The Tom Cruise Girlfriend Auditions Story
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Molly Shaw is Red Hot and I Like It
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10 Awesome Bill Clinton GIFs From The DNC 2012
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Web Cam Girls That Know How to Drive You Wild (NSFW)
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Porn Fails Are Awesome and I We Could Find More of Them (NSFW)
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Boy-Raping Teacher: I Would’ve Raped More if Hubby Didn’t Catch Me
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Claudia is Sexy in Black Lingerie
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Demi Lovato Gets Burned on the X Factor
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Sexy Games to Waste Time on a Monday, Cause Everyone Should Coast on Monday (NSFW)
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2012

07

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

My encouraging of girls developing eating disorders or at least to stop the cake, fast food and other shit they shouldn’t be eating that makes them dumpy and at risk for diabest saves fucking lives…all you feminists who want them to embrace their bodies are doing nothing positive for their overall performance as a person…you are just encouraging their short comings, weaknesses, and disgusting…like telling a bitch with meth scabs to keep smoking meth cuz her scabs look Marilyn Monroe’s beauty marks…shit’s fucking backwards…and when chubby girls thank me fore making them question that slice of pizza, who have dropped 30 lbs and are amazing in life and love…I feel like the hero I know I am…despite what fat lesbians say I am…..

Here are some links to get you through the weekend while I cry.

Heidi Klum Hard Nipple
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Lindsay Lohan is Officiel The Biggest Fucking Idiot Ever. EVER
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Long Board Fail Becomes a Win!
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Mila Kunis Hot for Vogue Brazil
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Beyonce on a JetSki
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Sexy Squats!
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25 Greatest Fan Take Downs
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Kris Jenner Thinks Honey Boo Boo’s Mom Is Exploiting Her. Kris Jenner. Let’s All Pause and Think About That For a Second
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The 10 Biggest High School Comedy Movie Clichés
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Kate Upton Took Her Cleavage For A Fashion Night Out
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Alessandra Ambrosio Showed Up Somewhere, Look Hot as Per Usual
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Hillary Fisher is Sexy on the Farm (NSFW)
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Armida is Sexy on the Rocks (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Layla Rose is a Latin Hottie
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Frisky Friday Hotness From Me to You
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Cam Show Sluts To Keep You Busy All Weekend
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Todd Akin’s Legitimate Rape Pharmaceutical Commercial – VIDEO
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Blonde Amateur Gets Herself Off (NSFW)
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100 Best NFL Cheerleader Pics
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True Love Just Jumped Off A Bridge: Will Arnett & Amy Poehler Broke Up
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Some Sexy Games to Keep You Busy (NSFW)
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Playmate Irina Ivanova in Bed (NSFW)
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Hanna Hall Topless in Movies (NSFW)
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God Bless America (NSFW)
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Check Out the Shady Gators Bikini Contest
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Spice Girl Geri Halliwell Upskirt in the Park (SITE NSFW)
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Kello Brooke Maxim Video Hotness
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Taylor Swift Boring at the VMAs
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A Selection of Red Carpet Ladies From the VMAs Last Night
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WTF is Christina Aguilera Wearing? Gross
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Made in China – A Gallery
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Lawsuits: Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream Sues Adult Film Company For “Ben & Cherry’s Boston Cream Thighs” Flick
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Vicki and Chesney Get It On (NSFW)
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Research Exposes Risky Sexual Practices Of Students (NSFW)
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I Love Me a Hot Model Type
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A Bunch of Babes For Fashion’s Night Out
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Web Cam Babe Flashes Her Tits (NSFW)
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Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Charlize Theron SPeaks Afrikaans and it is Sexy
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Blake Lively in Marie Clarie South Africa
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Best and Worst Moments of the VMAs
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Most Annoying Sound – Remix
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Conan Moons the Crowd
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100 Best Cheerleader Pics
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Hottest Chicks in Sports
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Screaming Sheep Cuz They Know the Farmer is Coming For Love
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Layla Rose is a Hot Spic in Video I want to take for Some Tacos…
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Rosario Dawson in Some Spic Magazine
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Mom Does Gangnam Style
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A Whole Lot of Random Porn
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Japanese Facials
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I LOVE NAKED GIRLS…..ON WEBCAM
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2012

07

Sep

Kate Upton Huge Monster at FNO of the Day

Kate Upton at Fashion Night Out is like watching National Geographic Channel…because she’s a monster of a woman who people have accidentally confused for a hot woman…cuz she has big tits and takes a decent picture…but who when you see out amongst real humans you can tell she’s just big as fuck and hiding a belly that was bound to happen the day she put on her 36 DD bra….it was just a matter of time before her metabolism slowed down and she morphed into Anna Nicole Smith…..a future that’s not too far away….but that isn’t amongst us yet…so staring at her tits, ignoring her stomach, is the best strategy to enjoy her….

Here’s the video of the beast…..shot from the gut up…for obvious reasons….

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2012

07

Sep

Kelly Brook’s 2013 Calendar of the Day

Kelly Brook has really fucking put her 32 year old huge fucking tits to work the last few months….I can only assume it is because she knows she only has a few more months, maybe a year left in her and she’s gotta bank as much as she can, cuz you know that she looks at herself in the mirror and sees nipples aiming more towards the ground, wrinkles violating her face, and goes to sleep hearing screams of her uterus saying feed me…something she did a few months ago, before deciding it was best for the family to squash that move, and instead make money….and little fetus who may or may not be in a jar on her bedside table, as a beacon of what she sacrificed and a tool to inspire her to go that extra mile in her push to be the best big tits she can….and for that I commend her…cuz I hate babies, hate ruined mom bodies, love huge titties, on a body that’s making money getting half naked….Kelly Brook is an inspiration to us all and here’s her 2013 calendar she shot for the 1% of the population who still use calendars….all in their fucking late 70s…as the rest of us rock our smart phones…

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

07

Sep

Miley Cyrus in a Weird Photoshoot of the Day


Miley Cyrus released some new pics on her website…with her new hair…and some were semi-slutty…but not slutty enough for my liking…since there was no labia being spread….or objects being inserted…even though pics of Miley alone give me boners…because she’s at her fucking hottest…she’s built to last…good country structure that isn’t country at all but that is fucking skinny…in ways I want to explore with my tongue….I mean as long as she remains in pictures…because you know that as soon as you’re in a room with her…she’s loud and attention seeking…not damaged enough to realize that she’s not as important as she thinks she is….only surrounded by friends who use her..suck up to her and help inflate her brat bubble that I’d like to fill up with me semen.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2012

07

Sep

Pauley Perrette Scares Me in Her Bikini of the Day

Before today….I had no idea who Pauley Perrette was…I just assumed she was some teen nobody who got famous because she was handicapped….you know a retard…or mongloid if you’re into vintage throwback terms for waterheads…not that there’s anything wrong with being handicapped, or famous for having Downs Syndrome….I figure if you have Downs, you might as well exploit it, cuz when you’re famous your Downs doesn’t seem to matter as much, as groupies are more willing to suck you off….just look at Mini-Me as a special olympics idol…dude gets pussy that would never fuck him pre-celebrity…cuz girls are whores and drawn to status even if that status comes with things that society deems freakish or abnormal…

That said, she’s not a handicap teen, she’s actually 43 years old….and she’s tweeting bikini erotical…

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