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2022

13

Oct

Tanline Thursday of the Day

It’s cold as shit here, but French Canadian strippers have always found a way to have some of the trashiest tans from the tanning beds or now the tanning sprays to really make you feel like you’re at a 3 star resort in Cuba where you get herpes on your face from the hot tub and not from the hookers you’ve rented for the month long adventure that is only costing you about 750 dollars including airfare and food because you don’t fear disgusting hotels, because you live in filth and it doesn’t come with a beach.

These are not French Canadian strippers, but clearly they know that some of us like the tanlines, so they’re bringing them for us to pretend that it’s not cold as shit here, and if that isn’t important work, I don’t know what is….but regardless of whether that is important work, I still don’t know what important work is, because when it comes down to it, all work seems pretty fucking useless, but tanlines highlight the good parts, which seems pretty fucking useful.

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2022

13

Oct

What in the Chuckie Weirdness and Other TikThots of the Day

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Hot Outfit

Big Booty

Cosplay Girl

Weird Dancer

Back Spring

Wake Surfer Steals a Girl’s Wave

Squats

Flexible Chick

Kitchen Shorts

Showing off Different Positions

Another Flexible Bitch

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2022

12

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was watching Survivor because I’ve been a big Survivor fan since it first came out, I haven’t watched every season, because I’m not a lame ass faggot who sits at home glued to the TV the last 22 years, I just grew into that, but I have been watching since the pandemic and they’ve gone fully woke and it’s fucking annoying. Every contestant gives their victim sob story about their race, color, religion, gender, sexual preference, because they have struggles people!

Then out of boredom, I watched a season from about 4 years ago, with a gay, with an asian, with a black guy who won, and not one of them whined about the struggles they feel as the black, gay, asian they are…..so in the last 4 or 5 years, we’ve gone from “I’m here to win” to some bullshit about representation and seeing people like them on TV, reading some woke script, like there was never famous gays, blacks, asians in the world or like there was never content around that, because twitter decided that.

It’s a joke, it’s a trap, don’t get sucked into their propaganda and lies and make things fun again, because group therapy is not interesting to me, unless it’s for sex addicts because I am a pervert into hearing sluts tell their slut stories!

It’s SURVIVOR NIGHT motherfuckers!!

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Julianne Hough’s Spa Day
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Charlie XCX has Pokies
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1991 Bridget Fonda Tits
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Demi Rose’s Bare Booty
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How to Screw Up Your Life Using the Internet
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Debbie St Pierre is Wonder Woman
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Brandy is Recovering in Hospital
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Taxi Drivers in SF Have No Drivers
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Rescue Pigeon Fetches
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Scorpion vs Spider
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EV Hummer Leaves Owner Stranded
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Candice Swanepoel Bringss her Latest Bikini Release
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Paratroopers Land in Funny Places
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Electric Arc
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Football Team Gets Baptized Together
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2022

12

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Bikini on a Boat of the Day

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I guess it was Bella Thorne’s birthday, she’s still young and rich as shit, making money from every angle, from selling barely nudes on OnlyFans to the pervs, working in the mainstream industry that likely control her and just want you thinking she’s fully independent, it makes her whole thing seem more legit, it allows her to go in all kinds of weird directions, totally keeping the people behind her under the radar and able to control her audience, but that could just be conspiracy right…she also makes money running other girl’s OnlyFans, like a den mother who takes her 20 percent, but none of these idiots care, they all just fucking love being part of the degenerate rich kid scene and I guess if I was younger and able to make money as easy as they do, I’d be on it too, because when I was young, it wasn’t easy to set up any of this shit unless you were a nerd or knew a nerd you could pay in letting him jerk off to your girlfriend shower.

Point of the story, she’s in a bikini top being wild, young and rich on a boat for her birthday.

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2022

12

Oct

Kaley Cuoco’s Geriatric Horse Fetish Pregnancy of the Day

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I like horses and think they are wonderful majestic creatures, but I don’t know how pure Kaley Cuoco’s intentions are with her horse, because celebrities are fucking perverts, especially those who are rich as shit thanks to that 100,000,000 dollar contract to continue that horrible show she played the hot chick to the nerds, which people really liked for some reason, a reason I think explains the last two years of our lives, the general population are fucking morons…

Anyway, the John Ritter potential killer, we don’t know what happened on set, we just know his sacrifice got her higher profile and made her top paid talent……IS pregnant in her 40s, which is creepy and unnatural and probably because of some IVF shit that I think is demonic, but at least she’s trying to have her own baby, unlike the Kardashians who are such lazy rich people that they have hired slaves do it for them, rich trash can’t be bothered.

Anyway, I can’t confirm or deny whether she’s had sex with a horse, or if she has horse cock shaped dildos like the girls on reddit, I just know that her pregnancy during menopause seems unnatural like her fake tits! So it all makes sense.

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2022

12

Oct

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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Stay fit. Don’t subscribe to the fat agenda that is an attack on your fucking soul, that is an attack on your spirit, that is an attack on your health, that is an attack on your happiness…..they know how to poison you slowly and make you sick…..and how to feed your natural laziness, your natural weakness, you natural willingness to eat shitty food and laziness….if you stay fit, you get a bit of a fighting chance plus you can fuck better and if you’re like me and don’t care about being fit, at least celebrate fit chicks to shame the fat gross chicks to make fit chicks great again….normalize the right thing for a fucking change you freaks…

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2022

12

Oct

Carmen Electra Fights the Rot of the Day

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Carmen Electra probably got a cash deal with OnlyFans, because I can’t believe that she was so bored or money hungry or broke that she’d hop onto selling nudes to paid subscribers like she was some straight up porn slut for 10-20 dollars a month per member ,because I just don’t think old school sluts who have succeeded and made millions off being sluts really think of things from a 20 dollar buy in perspective, but if I was OnlyFans, making billions of dollars off the backs of a generation of lazy whores who have no God in their lives, so they figure selling nudes and making their cunts a commodity that can be seen for very little money, because they have no self respect but they do have a love for money….I’d throw 1,000,000 dollars at Carmen Electra, knowing I’d get the marketing buzz, and 20 percent of the thirsty fans who still exist.

So I get the Playboy chick doing what she knows, I just think she’s a little old to be going down this road, in some attempt to fight the rot, and because you can’t officially fight the rot, her face looks fucking clown-like, but with the photoshop, the body doesn’t look as expired as you know it is, and we’re not even talking about her fleshy vagina that you know has seen some shit, which would make it more interesting to people paying money to this hag to see her cunt, only to get yellow bikini pics, lame.

Anyway, another woman reducing herself to a body that relies on men to survive and thrive, so empowering to be a hooker, AIN’T IT…maybe if you’re a street whore who makes it through it alive….that’s like some urban survivalist shit….but some coddled celebrity prostituting herself, pretty weak.

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2022

12

Oct

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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I think one of my big life regrets was not being as into cameltoes as I should have been becasue I was introduced to the cameltoe by an obese lunch lady in high school in sweatpants too small because they didn’t make fat lady sizes back then, and all she could do is squeeze the fuck into the elastic band and for whatever reason, it would make me lose my appetite, usually because she’d be picking out her cameltoe when serving me my damn 2 dollar spaghetti lunch….and it set me off for cameltoe hate for far too long until realizing that fat ladies in tight pants cameltoes are not hot chick in tight pant cameltoe since not all cameltoes are created equally and thank god for that…..there are levels to the cameltoe game and lucky for us, it’s trendy for the athleisure wearing hive mind, so pussy through pants is eveywhere and that’s worthy of finding an appreciation for leaving the house after two years of captivity by the demonic overlords!

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2022

12

Oct

Heidi Klum and her Daughter Leni in Lingerie Together of the Day

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This is not the first time a member of the world elite, exploits their daughter to cash in on the tits that I guess crawled out of her cunt like it was Seal’s fist in one of their German domintrix SCAT sex party, but it is possible that it is one of the better times someone as high profile as Heidi Klum, who you know is bought and owned based on the fact that she’s on TV alone, they don’t let rogue people host talent shows, they need people they can control, and thanks to her Nazi Eugenics that made her into the ultimate giant model beta kitten, she’s just programmed to look good and be fun…

Anyway, her daughter that she had before Seal or the tween rocker she is currently married and perverted with has some rocking fucking titties thanks to her Italian rich scamming biological dad, and it’d be a real waste of Heidi didn’t strip her down and bring her midget body to the top of the food chain where it belongs, and doing it as a mother / daughter fetish series is a solid approach to anyone out there who has wanted to fuck a mom and daughter together, or apart, it’s not too late for Heidi, it’s getting there, it’s almost there, but her daughter’s monster tits are a solid passing of the torch…..

Posted in:Heidi Klum|Leni Klum

2022

12

Oct

Weed Wednesday of the Day

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As corny as weed activism is, I get it, if you were really into something, like sucking your dad’s dick and the people in charge told you that you weren’t allowed to suck your dad’s dick, even though it’s YOUR dad’s dick, and they should have no right to have an opinion on what dicks you put in your mouth, you’d probably want to get out there and make some noise, but at the same time, you can just silently keep it to your damn self and smoke your drugs like the hippies who are no judges, doctors and lawyers, or even retired, who never stopped smoking weed and just pretended they did because legal weed means government regulated weed and I don’t see how that’s better weed.

Anyway, weed activists or weed influencers like smoking weed is a talent or requires any skill, intelligence or knowledge, whether you believe in the merits or health benefits of weed, or the industrial benefits of hemp or not, you don’t need to be annoying about it, but there’s always someone trying to get noticed, or trying to be fun or interesting, and to them, showing off their weed use is the prop or angle they want for their content, they do it half naked and not all of them look like sloppy trash girls who use weed as a gateway drug to eating copious amounts of cake, and since I do endorse weed as a gift from nature, even though I don’t smoke it, I can respect it, plus I know there are dudes out there who have only got laid because they got a bitch stoned, so they can relive their glory days of their ultimate take downs or romantic moves of seduction that were kinder than the roofies or other sedatives they were planning to use, you gentleman you, and they say chivalry is dead because all men are little bitches…..

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