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2022

22

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Ask me anything, everyone needs to be an influencer begging their fans to suck their dick, to support them, to do this and do that, to buy this or buy that, all doing some phoney ass crowd-work to manipulate and pander to people, in order to elevate their own successes, but there was a time when people didn’t beg their fans to do shit, they just did what they did and the fans existed, usually secretly, making it a two class system that didn’t feel like a two class system, but here we are now, US vs THEM, THEM vs US, and very motherfucker is trying to make you a subscriber, capture your email to re-market to you, and they aren’t even the EVIL AI trying to take over humanity, they are just local influencers, models, actors, politicians, bloggers, podcasters being transactions and it never ends because too many people do this shit…

I’m over here with no fans after running a site for 20 years, unable to pull any of that off because you don’t give a fuck about me, you don’t exist, or maybe I don’t exist, either way, I wish I could herd you like cattle to venmo me all your money, or really, if I did, we’d be on a swingers cruise right fucking now, the drunken step losers fucking bitches together like a bunch of estrogen filled cucks that we are!

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Dua Lipa Turns 27
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Bella Thorne Smokes in her Thong
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Paige Spiranac Brings a New Golf Towel!
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Zoe Kravitz Topless on a Yacht
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Selena Gomez in a Bathing Suit Busting Out
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Harry Style Does Rolling Stone!
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Lindsay Lohan Glam
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Man Givs Armadillo some Water
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Oscar Isaac Didn’t Feel Awkward during Chastain Sex Scenes
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Iris Law Showing You What’s Up in the Water!
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Unpopular Dad for Deshaun Watson
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Romi Frenkel is Sunkissed!
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Gary Busey Gets his Creep On
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Baby Panda Won’t Leave Zookeeper
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Baseball May be More Dangerous than Ever
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Kristen Cavallari Gets in on Teenage Dirtbag Trend
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Lily Allen in Panties!
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Seven Innocent Convicts Get Freed
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Celebs Aging badly Clickbait
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Emily Ratajkowski Cuts her Own Hair
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Patrick Mahomes Added to Fortnite!
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Romi Frenkel is Sunkissed!
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Jaking Up the RC Car Engine with More Power!
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Funny Fails
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Lorde is in a Bikini for New Video
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Lewd Act in the Oakland A’s Stands!
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Topless Model and her Pearl Necklace
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Drone Catches Alligator Attack
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Tire Roll with 4 People In It
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Teen Shot Three Times Lives to Tell the Tale
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UFC Brings the Period Memes!
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Nude model Letiza!
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Heidi Klum’s Bikini is Sunscreen an it is Hot!
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Charlize Theron in a Tank Top o Set
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Olivia Rodrigo Lingerie Dress
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Eiza Gonzalez on the Streets
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Jennifer Lopez wedding
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Hailey Bieber with Husband
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Myha’la Herrold in a Photoshoot
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Juno Temple Lives
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The Worst of Pornhub
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13 People Having a Shit Day
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Some Vagina
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Hot Amateur Chick – Perfect Illusion
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6 Acts that Make You a Whore
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Girl Falls Asleep on her Boobs
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Pale Bitches
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Jazlyn Ray Nudes Out
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Sexy Flashing
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Girl Playing with Herself
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Laying Eggs
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Eliza Ibarra Nude Shoot
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2022

22

Aug

Bella Hadid Titty Upshirt of the Day

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Bella Hadid may be fake news, or fake high end fashion model, with what I’d assume is imposter syndrome if she wasn’t like all the girls her age, who have their heads so far up their asses, and that are so fucking spoiled, that they don’t realize that there was an era where people had to pay their dues and actually deserved the titles like top model that they got.

Sure, there was nepotism, sure there was dick sucking to get there, sure there were rich people like Bella Hadid with a dad who was willing to invest in making it happen, and sure there were flukes that made no actual sense, but never has there been such a basic looking girl being pushed on us hard because she can convert sales for the brand and the people working with her are just a bunch of fucking groupies.

But yeah, Bella Hadid rode her sister’s career and moved in as her replacement after being a third wheel on the Jenner train and that’s what it took. She didn’t need to be hot, she didn’t need to be fit, she didn’t need to have tits, but luckily she is fit and has tits, because otherwise this lie would be TOTALLY unbelievable.

But yeah, she’s in an era where no one gives a fuck about models, everyone has an onlyfans pushing nudes, so if her content is to compete, trend or represent the culture, so she keeps her strong hold on her audience, then she best sleaze it up a little, so here’s that sleeze from the right angle, pushing some overpriced desinger pants she got for free, but wants you to pay for, when she’s the rich one. Don’t fall for the marketing trap!

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2022

22

Aug

Jennifer Aniston Hard Bikini Nipples of the Day

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I guess with all the hype around J.Lo this weekend, not that I really saw any hype, but she did get re-married to Ben Affleck in some weirdo celebrity gossip that doesn’t sit right with me and that I think is just a fake story, only no one I know gives a shit about either of them, so it’s likely a fake story they are trying to lure back into the spell of celebrity gossip, only the internet is too far gone and the narcissists they’ve created through social media, can’t be bothered since it doesn’t really affect them, which is by design, so maybe that’s the fucking point…turn everyone into self absorbed assholes, then drop some fiery hot story that in another era would have broke the internet, to see if they’ve achieved maximum self-absorbedness, so they can usher in the takeover when everyone is staring in the mirror!

But yeah, with the hype J.Lo was getting in the media, the other old timers needed to dust off their breeches to bring out the hard Friends nipple in a bikini like she’s not 100 years old to remind you that her nipples that allowed us to jerk off to the sitcoms were real and still present even though she never had a kid to suck on them the way they were designed, she’s made up for it by letting the world collectively imagine being breast fed by her.

Either way, the primetime, sitcom nip we know so well is doing some favors to her old ass face cuz they actually look pretty hot!

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2022

22

Aug

Eva Longoria Wet Bikini of the Day

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Eva Longoria is another aged out talent that was marketed as a babe about 20 years ago, who has found fitness, starving herself, some health and wellness tactics, some non-invasive procedures, I mean they’re rich as shit, they can fake being hot like strippers do…..only far more high end, I mean you realize she has an IMDB page right.

So yeah, despite the money, the fame, the connections, a production company that gets her paid on a series of shows, a booze company, all her other investments, she’s still reducing herself into a bikini body for the other old ladies to look up to her, to follow her lead in hopes that they’ll look like her with their Walmart trailer park budget, good luck……save the vampires that don’t age to the 50+ year old geriatric, drug store discount celebs who won’t give up as they do young girl tactics of THIRST TRAPPING!

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2022

22

Aug

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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Some homeless guy just told me that COVID is over and that any of these assholes wearing masks in the grocery store are just fucking idiots who bought into the lie that the media fed them, hoped on the trend, with no mind of their own, so according to him, we can stop presenting the sex workers of the medical world as heroes, or dissenters for not getting experimental shots thata don’t work, so that they can fire them and take away their pensions and livelihood to see how committed they are to not get the vaccine, but sure, WATER UNDER THE BRIDGE now that the truth is starting to surface and every vaccinated person I know tells me they regret the shot, since it was unnecessary according to the CDC officially…..

Luckily, in the process of the ups and downs, from heroes to zeros, we’ve had some healthcare workers figure out other ways to make money, or to find release, or to help the average person – BY getting naked.

It’s a nurse fetish for those who don’t care about all the gross ass shit nurses have to get elbow deep in, like yesterday, I walked by an old folks home and some poor scrub wearing bitch in mask, with gloves, was carrying out a garbage bag filled with something that smelled very fucking off and I thought ‘you should just get naked on the internet like these girls”, it’s the future, it’s the now!

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2022

22

Aug

Kate Bosworth and Ashley Greene Get Naked of the Day

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Kate Bosworth is one of my all time favorites and I have no idea why, I guess I just find her hot, because it’s sure not any of the movies that she’s been in that impact my fucking life in any way, if anything, I don’t even now any of the movies she’s been in, but I do now…

It is called the Immaculate Room, the premise is:

“Secrets and private demons emerge when a seemingly perfect young couple competes for a 5 million dollar prize by isolating themselves in an empty white room for 50 days. No phones, no family – only the room trying to break their resolve.”

Sounds boring, just some Emile Hirsch and Kate Bowsworth sittng in a room, packaged as a social experiment, or some psychological thought provoking bullshit, but I like to think it’s more along the lines of being an easy movie to film during a pandemic, no sets or locations required, but then again, I didn’t know this movie existed until a minute ago, despite being a Kate Bosworth fan, because I’m just not that good at being a fan, since I’ve trained myself to be a hater, you know, low frequency shit.

Well, I also didn’t know that Ashley Greene, who I like to refer to as Florida Trash that struck gold in her swamp thanks to Twilight Saga, had such big hot tits, because she’s naked in the Room, and looks alright considering she’s old now.

Is this worth watching, who knows, is Ashley Greene’s tits worth zooming in on, yes.

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2022

22

Aug

Milf Monday of the Day

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As an old fuck, the whole allure of MILFs is thrown out the fucking window…the MILF fetish is a young guys game, you know for the thrill of fucking an older more experienced mom, or fucking your bully’s mom, or fucking your best friend’s hot mom, just to annoy him with it for the rest of his life…….

When you’re older, fucking a MILF is really just like fucking anyone 20 years younger than you, only they’ve got more of a blown out pussy, in some cases more responsibility so that they can’t get clingy, but in my case they’ve typically given up on the whole mom thing for drugs, and CPS is doing the raising for them, but from a generic perspective, MILFs know how to fuck to completion and they are too tired to feel shame while licking your ass in the window they have available between mom shit..

In this era, it’s just interesting to see that non every woman subscribed to the Jennifer Anistion, Sex and the City, don’t breed, have a career feminism, or the whole abortions are awesome, why have kids when you can have them sucked out and make a porn fetish out of it…it’s as if some people still use babies to trap their man like the good old days.

Inspiring.

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2022

22

Aug

Stella Hudgens Slutty Nipples of the Day

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I don’t entirely understand why Stella Hudgens puts on some weird ass act when she does her “slutty Content” that involves her tongue sticking out, or curled up, it’s pretty weird, like she has some alter ego that comes out during some mind control triggers!

I remember her being the corny, chubby, Disney Kid sister, all mainstream and obvious in an era when being mainstream didn’t mean having a nude content site with subscribers, but the second that came out as being socially acceptable, all these hive mind, middle of the road, trying to solidify her place in the world, or breakout of the shadow that is her super star sister, all the normies brought their lame ass nudes, which I guess is a solid enough hustle cuz we get to see tit, I mean it’d be idiotic to complain about girls showing tit, even if they feel like they’ve been indoctrinated into doing it due to marketing, I mean, society has done the manipulating of minds to get the girls naked so we don’t have to, solid!

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2022

22

Aug

Jordana Brewster Ass of the Day

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Jordana Brewster is such a fucking misogynist, or maybe she’s just a 40 year old woman who understands that women are meant to be in the kitchen, it’s far more fulfilling to cook for your family, than it is to be some ratchet miserable hook up culture slut in your shitty apartment waiting for a sugar dadddy to order you uber eats so you don’t have to get out of your lazy fucking bed and live a normal fucking human experience cuz you’re too busy medicated on SSRIs.

Maybe the whole traditional gender role is fucking HOT, especially when there’s tight jeans in a squat, because I know I love seeing women cook, clean and raise a fucking family……the whole spreading your ass for a dollar on the internet is EMPTY, I’ll still look, obviously, I love sluts, but slutty in this kind of way is better.

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2022

22

Aug

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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Let there be lactation!

I am one of those people who likes to stare at women breast feeding in public, not because I’m into the natural function of tit, but I don’t mind it, I mean if that’s the reason one of my most favorite things exists, I’m not going to hate on it, especially when I can get a solid nip or full tit slip in the process..

I do not believe that this activism for breast feeding was ever needed, or that women really got shamed for breast feeding in public, I am convinced that’s a bullshit storyline some pervert with a breast milk fetish coordinated to get more tits out there to entertain him.

I feel like every culture, even the OPPRESSIVE one are cool with breast feeding, since it FEEDS their fucking babies..but sure, go FREE THE NIPPLE you hero. Retards.

I will miss the whole breast feeding in public thing when all the vaccinated women go completely barren and the whole breeding thing gets turned over the state to do in labs……but we’re not there yet……..and at least we’ll always have the unvaccinated but it will be harder to watch them breast feed at their off grid farms they are raising their kids in since society shat the fucking bed for people like them.

For now, we have lactation!

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