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2022

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am still dying, but not quite as dead as the Queen, so that means stepLINKS for the last standing, last call don’t you have somewhere to go, this is the internet there’s a whole bunch of other shit you could be out there doing, like getting sucked into fights with the woke mob who don’t represent the majority of us, FIGHT witht. hem about the little mermaid and get schooled by some idiots who think they get it and that the corporations pander to, in efforts to further divide us and keep us all fighting, OR there is a whole world out there that you could be taking advantage of, you know enlightening your damn self and making you a LEVELED UP person in this fucking simulation that WE are going to win!!!

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Paige Spiranac’s First Pitch!
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Kate Beckinsale’s Little Mermaid
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TOP 5 SNACK BARS!
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Em Rata’s Topless Selfie!
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Braless Bella Hadid Does Fashion Week
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Little girl holding giant spiders is more brave than the rest of us
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Candice Swanepoel’s Balcony Bikini!
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Bella Thorne’s Bikini Ritual
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Raiders Fans Get Roasted for Pre-Mature Champagne Shower!
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Ruth Bader Ginsburgs collar smashes auction estimates
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Jennifer Coolidge as real estate agent Karen Calhoun
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The Hard Core Last Words of 10 Famous Killers
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Addison Rae’s See Through New York Moment!
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Kylie Jenner’s Underboob
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Julia Fox at Fight Night!
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Blake Lively is pregnant
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Street fight turns deadly with mom’s minivan
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The Top Ten Jerry Lewis Films
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Bella Thorne Brings the Bling
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Rita Ora Flashes Her Thong!
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Mike Gesicki Does the Griddy and Goes Viral
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Cardi B takes plea deal in Strip club fight
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1000 Drones Forming Amazing Light Show At Burning Man 2022!
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Testing Out His Grizzly Bear Suit!
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Wild brawl erupts in restaurant
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Heidi Klum is Foxy in Lingerie
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Lottie Moss Dresses Up on Her Balcony!
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Charissa Thompson’s Viral Dress!
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Wendy Williams back in Rehab
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Man Dedicates His Entire House To Becoming An Indoor Playground For Cats!
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Parking Your Car In France Ain’t No Joke!
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The Very Last Person In The Queue Pays The Queen Respects
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Teacher busted for hooking up with a student invited SAME STUDENT over while on HOUSE ARREST
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Sydney Sweeney’s Hot Yellow Outfit
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Ireland Baldwin at Golden Hour in a Bathing Suit
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Tom Brady Throws a Tantrum on The Field!
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Guinness World Record For The Fastest Time To Build A Millennium Falcon LEGO Set!
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Scaffolding On A Tall Building Without Any Safety Lines!
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World’s Fastest Reader!
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Couple busted in backseat gets carjacked then left on the street
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Carrie Underwood – Sharp Shooter
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Britney Spears Goes Topless!
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Steph Curry Signed A Billion Dollar Deal!
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The Killer Fungus That Turns Flies Into Undead Zombies
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Lion King Voice Actor Recreates The Famous Lion Roar
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Elephant Receives A Prosthetic Leg
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Bella Hadid’s Back
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Tair Aviel is a Topless Model on the Beach!
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Kanye’s South African Pussy – Candice in a Bikini
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Jessica Biel – Bikinis
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Alessandra Ambrosio – Bikini volleyball
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Kaia Gerber – Jeans
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Vanessa Hudgens & Ashley Benson Slutty Together at an Event
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Margot Robbie – Leaving The Greenwich Hotel
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Chantel Jeffries – Whorish outfit/panty upskirt
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Dua Lipa – Future Nostalgia Tour
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Lily Chee in a Dress
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Josephine Skriver – Fitness Outfit
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Kate Beckinsale – Toronto Airport
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Charlotte McKinney – Street Walking
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Penelope Cruz – Cute Outfit
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Kate Beckinsale Wears a Mask Outside – Like a Fucking Idiot
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What’s Hilary Duff Up To?
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Amanda Bynes in Shorts
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Two Hot Chicks Pussy Eating
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Rejected Titty Suck
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Athletes Having a Shit Day
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The Champ of Premature Ejaculation
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Sluts Love Wine
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Anal on the Beach
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Some Amateur Fuck
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Baby Got Back
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2022

Sep

Jessica Alba Upskirt of the Day

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Jessica Alba is bringing the goods that most dot com tech billionaires don’t bring, which is probably a good thing, because the idea of seeing some of those nerds in provocative poses is disturbing, but since Alba started out a slut, who didn’t get naked in the movies, but who was cast as the hot chick, since she was the hot chick, and the only reason she exists, or was able to make that dot com billions was off the back of her hotness, it seems like she’s finally coming back into herself, something that you would do, if your dick reached your asshole!

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2022

Sep

On/Off Flasher Fridays on a Monday of the Day

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Despite being half dead from a Vaccine Injury, you know all cause deaths are up 16 percent or more amongst the young people since the vaccine roll-out, but that means it is working, I can’t skip the MOST IMPORTANT post of the WEEK!

The On/Off where you see what they look like in clothing, you know, how they go out in public, versus how they look naked, you know, how they go out on the internet, since everyone is an exhibitionist and I like it!

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2022

Sep

Carmen Electra Movie Night of the Day

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I don’t know who Carmen Electra’s creative director is, but it is safe to say that she hasn’t got one, because this smutty content of the dinosaur is terrifying.

Maybe it’s a case of being stuck in the 90s, which isn’t that bad of a thing considering how shit the 2020s are, but not stuck in the 90s in a good way, you know, like brining the 90s vibes to the content, but bringing 90s “I only make money with my tits” to some weird edited pics that look demonic…

That’s not to say that I wouldn’t want to try to impregnate Carmen Electra, she’s Carmen Electra and I am stuck in the 90s too, plus the menopause would make it fun to try to impregnate her, you know “ONE MORE TIME GIRL, MAYBE WE WILL GET IT THIS TIME” before dying of whatever diseases she’s picked up along the way!

At her age, the Netflix and chill probably ends at 9 pm with some freshly baked cookies, so that you can focus on getting your fuck on with the tranny you pay from Tinder, since free sex doesn’t exist anymore, but maybe it never did.

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2022

Sep

Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Butt Shot at 100 of the Day

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I make fun of these old as shit celebs for posting lame ass half naked sexual content because I know they are just desperately trying to compete with influencers on social media in the most basic fucking way, and with the budgets they have, they access they have, the teams they have, the support they have, you know, since they are celebs and not some 18 year old with a dream, it becomes pretty lazy, boring, lame, pathetic, even though we still get to see the goods!

But, when you’re Sofia Vergara, who ran to America illegally and slept around for a decade and a half as a single mother, only to hit the right network of pervert dudes, who allowed her to be cast on a hit show, with her Latina Fetish accent, it pretty much seems true and honest a representation of her story, old or not, this is her hustle and it doesn’t look all that bad, probably edited to shit, but that’s an ass! I’m into it.

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2022

Sep

Zoe Saldana Hard Nipples of the Day

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Zoe Saldana is old as shit and about as relevant and important to the people who don’t have an Avatar fetish, that her weird nighty selfie with her hard nips, like she’s trying to launch a fan site, because social media has reduced all these girls to the whores that we all knew they were, which I guess doesn’t really reduce them to being whores, but rather shines light on it, because they can’t help themselves from being attention seeking, hard nipples in their nightgowns, EVEN in their 40s!

To the Avatar fetishists, this must be a big fucking deal!

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2022

Sep

Fishnet Friday on a Monday of the Day

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I may have been dying the last few days, but I cannot deprive the people, the one person, the robot traffic that this site receives from some good old fashioned pics of some old timey hosiery, the classic fishnet lingerie that your grandpappy and grandpappy’s grandpappy probably jacked off to, back when masturbation brought shame and fear of blindness, before you all became fucking heathens!

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2022

Sep

Jordyn Jones Boring Ass Pics of the Day

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I was pretty much dying the last 4-5 days, but apparently the electromagnetic frequency weapons they use to take out people like me didn’t fully take me out, I’m a cockroach motherfuckers, I’ve got enough booze running through my veins that have me so pickled I can last on a shelf for 100 fucking years!

Not that anyone was trying to strategically off me for making fun of unintresting celebs in the worst way possible, but it’s nice to pretend I have haters! Because having haters and over the years I’ve had haters, makes you feel like you’re doing what you are supposed to be doing when you’re a troll like me who has lost my flair for trolling, it’s a complicated internet world and I’m too old for it!

So yeah, I survived but before I checked out last week, I had these Jordyn Jones, creepy white trash kid sold to the entertainment industry as a child dancer for a reality show, and I’m sure a handful of private parties, assuming the pedos in Hollywood thing is real!

She has grown up to be an OnlyFans type model, because there’s more money in selling nudes they take of themselves to connect with people, or to show their appreciation, or to just get off knowing people get off to them, it’s an empty and perverted generation, but her ass looks fat in lingerie and if you’re going to be white trash, this seems as good a strategy as any to buy more shit you don’t need to fill your emptiness!

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2022

Sep

Making the Bed and Other TikThots of the Day

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Squats

The Bitch who Skips

Strong Bitch

Strong Legs

Booty in her Dress

Short Shorts

Twins

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2022

Sep

Lily Allen Demon Nipples of the Day

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I am dying from what I can only assume is a targeted attack or a poisoning from the powers that be wanting to silence all the anti-vaxxer JOKES I’ve made over the years of this COVID scam, that I feel PTSD about, because it’s been insane and there are still people who haven’t got onto the narrative, agenda, lies in this fake and gay world!

But as I puke myself potentially to death from eating bad pizza, or maybe something more sinister, like COVID, I’ll leave you with Lily Allen’s freakish nose bleed in the gym, because Lily Allen’s nipples are hard and I figure in the event I do die, a half dead irrelevant singer from 20 years ago should be my final story, you know, because I am a half dead irrelevant blogger from 20 years ago!

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