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2010

26

May

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in Shorts of the Day

I have been saying that Katy Perry is fucking sloppy. Her big tits stem from overeating. She uses her cleavage like all fat chicks do to distract from her gut. These pictures of her in shorts pretty much prove how disgusting a pig she is. That’s all I have to say about that cuz I fucking hate short fat legs, fat ankles, sloppy fat asses on a bitch…I usually just hope a Japanese whaling boat accidentally spears them.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy

2010

26

May

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I know these cunt sister’s were a big deal in the high school. I can just tell they thought they were the hot chicks in their small town. So when one of them was eager enough to go to Hollywood and get work on some low level show and her sisters followed…because that just solidified their theory on how fucking amazing they are…so now when they go back to their home town…they can talk to the locals about all the luxurious events their whore asses went to…even though they aren’t even that hot….The whole thing annoys me, but I have faith that these cunts will fade into obscurity and be forced to run back home cuz they’ve already gone too far…and that 90210 shit is bound to be cancelled fucking fast…

here is one of the latch on sisters showing off some tit…but she’s not showing off nipple…which just further proves how fuckign useless this twat is…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|cleavage|Tits

2010

26

May

Bridget Marquardt’s Gunt Needs Some Love of the Day

So I figure I should give Bridget Marquart a post after the whole Kendra Exposed scandal that’s going nuts….

You know how bitches are….catty as fuck…especially bitches who were competing for the attention of their boss/john Hugh Hefner…and the attention of America via their TV show and Playboy spreads…all while smiling at each other and pretending to be the best of friends in interviews while secretly looking in the mirror and wondering how their could even be a contest because they know they are the prettier one, except when their period hits, in which case they hate themselves for a week….and the whole business they are in makes them way more heightened, insecure, filled with daddy issues and self hate issues, like any stripper who snobs you out even though she thinks she’s fucking dirt on the inside and in turn self medicates….

While Kendra was strategic in releasing her sex tape from when she was 18, Bridget was strategic in getting fat, growing a cunt, and lowering her chances of being a high paid escort, but you’d be surprised how far celebrity will take you in the prostitution industry, cuz people are just happy fucking people they see on TV no matter how fat they got….

Word.

Here are the Playboy Twins…Since we’re on the Playboy kick….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bridget Marquardt|Gunt

2010

26

May

Kathy Lee Gifford Big Old Lady Tits of the Day

I had a reader who would email me obsessively looking for pictures of Kathy Lee Gifford. It had something to do with a masturbation ritual he had going to her tits back when she was on TV every morning that he couldn’t get past. He was constantly on the prowl for new pics of her, cuz he had exhausted every recorded clip he had of her and I thought the whole thing was weird…partially because I was never in such a serious morning jam that I’d fantasize about her red pubic haired cunt to get off, if anything I was usually asleep her whole career, except when she started dropping Christmas albums like she was John Tesh, that was her hottest period, but I have a Christmas fetish, I didn’t realize the kind of tits she was packing, and really looking at her old weathered body today is almost exhilerating cuz there is just so much fucking tit….

Not to mention she’s with her daughter, who looks like a typical rich kid WASP from the suburbs who drives a BMW and loves taking it up the ass cuz condoms are a drag but so are abortions…Oh my god…All American kind of slut and I’m down with this mother/daughter fantasy I’ve never lived out but have tried on fucking repeat…not that you care….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kathy Lee Gifford|Old Lady Tits

2010

26

May

Weird Viral Hump Video of the Day

After watching the exclusive Kendra Exposed clip at least 10 times to see if I could trick myself into thinking she was hot, I figured I’d lighten up the mood with this weird fucking video of some dude humping his bed while his mom packs for a trip abroad…If only I knew such simplicity would lead to such internet fame, I would have made career humping random things like I used to do in High School cuz I thought it was funny…but I was just a poor immigrant who lived with conservative Christian white people and I didn’t know better, you motherfuckers have no excuse….

Posted in:Bed Hump|Weird

2010

26

May

Miranda Kerr Pantsless and Boring for Elle US of the Day

Here are some recent pics of Miranda Kerr in Elle US. The problem with American fashion magazines, or really America in general is that it pretends to be conservative and wholeseom and “Safe For Work” because they built their society on the good Christian book, and not on criminals, prostitutes, bootlegging, gambling, and murder, where as Europeans have come to terms with the fact that they are degenerates who like seeing tits, so they don’t censor the shit, especially not when it comes to fashion, cuz fashion is supposed to be so forward thinking or some bullshit….

So these pictures of Miranda Kerr in Elle US bore me, mainly cuz I’ve seen this model bitch pretty much naked many times before, but those pictures are played the fuck out and I am always welcome and inviting to new pictures of her bare tits, whether they are high fashion, or straight from the security camera installed in her bedroom…cuz she is hot and hot girls deserve to get jerked off to by people they’ve never met and don’t know exist, especially when those hot girls make a living prancing around half naked already….

Either way, here are the tame pics…

Posted in:Elle US|Miranda Kerr

2010

25

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It is fucking hot in here. I don’t have air conditioning cuz I am ghetto. I don’t have a fan cuz I am ghetto. I don’t even have proper windows. It is like I live in a fucking microwave and I am fucking cooking and unforutnately so is my wife. The smells that are coming off of both of us combined can’t be fucking legal and I know that if I don’t get the fuck outside, it’ll ruin the surprise of coming back home to find my wife dead from the heatwave and I love surprises, especially those kinds of surprises, cuz she’s evil…so click these stepLINKS while I hunt for girls in very little clothing…

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

May

Juliette Lewis Looks Like She Smells in Concert of the Day

The real shocking thing in these Juliette Lewis performing pictures is that there was a time when people thought bitch was hot. I remember hearing people talking about how badly they wanted to fuck her and all I ever saw was a manly, Darlene from Roseanne looking freakshow, who had pretty much nothing going for her, other than a hard drug addiction….

She must be in her 40s by now and I guess her music is what pays her bills…but seriously, she looks like something I found in the gutter and offered a can of soup in exchange for head, but what the fuck do I know, maybe this kind of aids shit turns you on…it just scares me and makes me think I should be wearing a condom just looking at this shit…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bra|Juliette Lewis

2010

25

May

More Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has a shitty weird looking body. She looks like some kind of monster you’d find in a horror movie and here are a few more pictures of her from yesterday’s bikini pictures that I was too lazy to post, just to prove my point….

I am disappointed in myself for not finding a way to seduce her, molest her, scream obscenities at her when she was in town shooting her movie, the closest I got to her was walking into a store an hour after she did, but I’m convinced I could still smell the sour booze, stale smokes and dried up pussy, but that was probably all in my head…..

Here she is on her quest to not fall totally into obscurity….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kirsten Dunst

2010

25

May

Rihanna’s Rockstar Video of the Day

Rihanna has a new video that dropped today. I don’t find it hot…but I don’t really find her hot anymore. I think she should be makin’ roti at a local Barbado beach stand for fat white British people, and not making hits. I don’t know how it happened, I do know that she’s not a good singer, she’s not even a good dancer, she’s not really even hot, and we’ve all been manipulated by her marketing people. I am a firm believer in sending her back home to the islands where she can get back to working in tourism by cleaning villas and not letting her milk us anymore than she already has…but for those of you still hooked on her, here’s her shitty new video called Rockstar, cuz her marketing people realize if they say she’s a Rockstar we will believe it cuz we are fucking morons….enjoy


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Posted in:Rihanna|Rockstar