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Brie Larson in the Great Outdoors of the Day

Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

May

Mick Jagger’s Aspiring Model Daughter Looks Tired of the Day

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I know this girl is a little kid, but I figure if she puts herself out there, I have the right to write about her. She’s Mick Jagger’s teenage daughter. She’s done some sexed up modeling and I think she looks like a typical rich kid because she looks like a fucking wreck…you know the richer they come, the less they shower and the more dazed and jacked on prescription pills they are, in something I don’t really understand, since if I was a rich kid, I’d be a champion tennis player at the country club, and as far from the gutter I am currently in as possible….

Either way, her father is a rockstar her mother is a model wreck and with those kinds of connections, it’s easy to get work doing what your spoiled brat ass always wanted to do and that’s model, because up until now, no one has paid much attention to your weird looking face, except people who wanted to fuck you to get to meet your parents and lucky for the modeling agency who is trying to impress her dad by giving her a gig, it i amazing what lights and make-up can do for a bitch.

I’d like to thank nepotism for her as I post these non-professional, non made-up, non lit pics…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Mick Jagger|Ugly Model

2010

May

Brooklyn Decker Bikini Pictures of the Day

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I still think Brooklyn Decker looks retarded. Maybe it’s because I have fucked hotter girls than her, or maybe it’s her posture, flat ass, and wonky face that only parents who are also siblings from a long line of parents who are siblings can really appreciate. The only thing she has going for her is big tits and a fit body, but even that’s not cutting it for me.

Yes, I know you’re all going to bitch about me saying that cuz SI told you that she’s the hottest model of the year, but I know retarded when I see it, like yesterday on the bus when an elderly retard was asking her mother what was wrong with her PEEPEE because they they washed her vagina and she didn’t know why….and retarded has never stopped me from fucking a bitch…I’ve just been aware of the shit…

It is so easy to focus on her tits and her bikini body and how hot she is compared to the pigs you are used to, but it takes a real man to say, “shit, she’s really not that great”….yes I would fuck her big scary model body…but I prefer my bitches to have lips and a little more flavor than this, I mean come on people, we’re not dating the bitch or sitting across from her at the dinner table, we are however giving her attention when there is hotter pussy that deserves more love than her, but any pussy in a bikini is worth staring at, that’s all I’m trying to say.

Here are some more pics of her and the nice thing about them is that her tits are spilling out of her bikini top which is something I’d into….even though I am not so into her….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Broolyn Decker

2010

May

Ashton Kutcher With Some Young Fresh Pussy of the Day

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I have a feeling Ashton Kutcher isn’t getting paid for this movie he is filming. He just read the script that has a sex scene with some young pussy and dude jumped on it…Like a man starved for a few days thrown into an all you can eat buffet….only food isn’t what Ashton is deprived of, nice young pussy is.

After you backed yourself into a corner by marrying a bitch cuz you once jerked off to when she had a lesbian kiss with Whoopi in Ghost or cuz you thought Bruce Willis was so great and wanted a piece of something he had, cuz you didn’t worry about having to deal with her old, expired-milk, menopausal thick pussy juice…memories of slippery cunt become overwhelming…they take over your fucking life…they consume you…

I guess the good news is that the life he chose for himself as an actor allows him to get a taste of undead pussy for a change and not get in trouble for it from his wife cuz it is just work….since if he was to deprive himself from young pussy fully, he’d probably get in trouble for other things…like schoolyard rape cuz there’s only so much senior pussy a man can take, even if that senior has spent millions sculpted herself into a fake tit, decent bodied senior who has probably got plastic surgery on her cunt to make it feel like a younger pussy but she can’t re-wire it to drip like a 20 year old faucet pussy..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Young Pussy

2010

May

Christina Aguilera’s Nude Mom Body Does GQ of the Day

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I was always more of an X-Tina fan than a Britney fan. I was into her small hispanic single-parent tight body. At the time I thought X-Tina Aguilera was a one maybe two hit wonder. I was so convinced that I used to make drunken bets with the drunks I hung out with about how she’d be some gutter pig 10 years down the road, who had burned through her one or two hit wonder money, and who would be easy to fuck if you had a couple bucks for her to use to fuel her drug addiction.

I figured the only challenge was going to be finding her…..I was convinced I was going to get a chance to try to impregnate her before finding out she had a hysterectomy due to HPV she caught on the streets singing into stranger cock and unfortunately I was wrong, because if I was right, it’d be a lot more fun that this 10 years later cocktease…..

She’s making a comeback after having a kid with the ugliest human alive, and she’s making us forget she has a kid with the ugliest human alive, because she’s getting naked and photoshopped for GQ, and I guess it’s better than her laying low in shame like she has the past few years…cuz nakedness is nakedness even if is staged in a way I can’t see cunt lip or nip. Tease.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|GQ|Nude

2010

May

Claudia Schiffer Naked on the Cover of Vogue of the Day

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Some dudes like to jerk off to pregnant chicks getting slammed. I don’t know if it has to do with them getting off to something that they will probably never experience because girls don’t want to get pregnant by them or have them inside them while pregnant, or maybe it is on some other level that involves a bitch not being able to get pregnant if she’s already pregnant, or maybe it is the fact that there is a living creature inside them, or it could be that they’re fucking pregnant and about to bring life into the world to raise and nurture, but here they are in video getting fucked, which just makes the bitch a total fucking whore, like the most desperate a bitch can possibly get in a “come on, just go to lamaze class and get off the porn / stripper circuit”…I am not one of those dudes…

But I guess seeing Claudia Schiffer naked for fashion while pregnant takes naked pregnancy to the next level, because it’s not the fat black stripper on welfare and meth, but a model who I went through my 20s wanting to fuck like I was David Copperfield pulling his best illusion……

She did the cover of Vogue naked and pregnant the way I may not like it, but you probably do.

Posted in:Claudia Schiffer|Naked

2010

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I may have no business writing a site according to this big breasted girl who wrote me this beautiful hate mail….But luckily big breasted girls don’t have all the fucking answers and aren’t always right, but they do have big breasts, which is enough to get by in life.

Here is the hate mail…

I don’t know you, don’t want to, and could give a lesser shit about Leighton Meester; but I’d like to know what makes you so special that you feel you have some sort of god given right to talk so much shit about someone while you hide behind the anonymity of a computer screen.

I’d like to see you post half the shit you do with your identity revealed on this website.

I take most things with a grain of salt, but the way you’re trash talking someone that you openly harassed resulting in being blocked on twitter (you poor fucking cry baby) is absolutely disgusting to me.

You are absolutely fucking repulsive the way you sit on the internet tearing people down that you so clearly admire, why else would you sit and waste your time incessantly blogging about these people.

You try to make a living (or trying to) off of insulting people that are in the industry for our entertainment, not for our constant criticism.

You don’t deserve any viewers, or supporters. You write like a 10 year old boy, you clearly are uneducated, you ignorant, foul mouthed, moron. I will be posting this on your blog too, you know why? Because I’d like people to see and think about what a fucking fool you are. The reason I’m emailing you is because I’d actually like you to get this personally, and whether or not you respond, well… I’ll know you’ve read it, and that is satisfaction enough for me.

Low life.

Toodles

I’d post my response, but I pretty much ended up seducing her and now we have we have a date planned the next time she comes to Montreal, that I am pretty sure will end with sex….so I’ll just post my stepLINKS instead….

Lindsay Lohan X Avril Lavigne Cat fight!
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Heather Mills and Her Polyester Camel Toe
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Because A Little Sluttiness Goes a Long Way at the End of a Bad Day
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Gotta Love Lucy Pinder’s Tits
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Total Recall – The Musical – VIDEO
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The 20 Hottest Ladies Ever To Appear On Friday Night Lights
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Seren Gibson Topless Video Photoshoot – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara Was Hot As Fuck In 2004
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When Porn Stars Do Shakespeare – VIDEO
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I Still Got a Thing For Evangeline Lily From Lost
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Mike is Naked…Ohhh Yeahhh
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Home Alone Mommy Gets All Naughty – VIDEO
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Rhianna’s Moonwalk is NOT Michael Jackson Approved – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger and Her Tight Body
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Zahia Dehar is Shaking Her Underage Prostitute Ass in St Tropez
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Some Hotness From Carnivale 2010
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Well Hi There Jessica Burciaga
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Malin Akerman Braless Pokies
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Hayley Plays With Her Wet Pussy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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TA-DAAAYUM! Nina Dobrev Stretches Before Her Run!
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A Damn Hot Latina Rocks A Bikini Nicely
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Christina Aguilera: GQ Cover Girl
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Quote Of The Day: “I Always Say, ‘Fu*k Some Guys, Not Every Guy,” And I Stick By That
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Miley Cyrus Has a Lap Dance Tape
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Karlie Gets Her Pussy Pounded – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Hotness Gallery
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You Know, For All the Porn Star Plastic Chicks I See Everyday, These Artists Types Are Starting to Give Me Boners
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Raquel Gibson Takes It Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Check Out the Rack on This Slut – VIDEO
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The Alyssa Milano Cleavage Show
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25 Hot Girls Who Can’t See Their Feet…Because of Their Giant Tits
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Bikinis, Bikinis, More Bikinis
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Kid Pisses on Stage – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Holly Macguire is Topless
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Amateurs Anyone?
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Brea Bennett, Sammie Rhodes and Lux Kassidy Get It On
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Marisa Miller’s Harley-Davidson Ads Are Silly hHot
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Follow Me You Fucking Asshole!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

May

Brooklyn Decker Marries Adam Sandler in His Shitty Movie of the Day

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I don’t care what magazine cover Brooklyn Decker was on, bitch still looks half retarded or inbred to me. I get that she’s a bikini model and she takes a good picture with the right lighting, make-up, photoshop, but not when the picture is shot by the paparazzi while she’s filming some new shitty movie I recommend you don’t see starring Adam Sandler, who clearly cast Brooklyn Decker cuz he lives in a fantasy world that thanks to deep pockets, big money and fame makes his unappealing, almost annoying and disgusting characteristics a fucking aphordisiac to bitches….cuz they all like people they see on TV whether they are worth watching or not and really if I was Adam Sandler and I was making a movie, I’d make my love interest the hottest bitch of the year trying to make a crossover from modeling into acting, because not only would there be a lot of rehearsal, but she’d also put the fuck out cuz I was her fucking boss, and I’m all about playing power positions….

Here they are getting married in the movie, I hope this is a pivotal scene, so that you actually don’t have to see the shit, she’s showing off the tits that seduced Mandy Moore’s sloppy seconds, cuz he had hook ups and could get her the cover of SI, and the whole this is fucking boring. I need a drink…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Actor|Bikini Model|Brooklyn Decker|cleavage|marriage

2010

May

Trying to Look Down Rihanna’s Shirt of the Day

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I used to find Rihanna hot, now I hate her. I don’t know what it was that put me over the edge, but I think it had to do with her selling out her boyfriend for choking her out, something you don’t expect a girl from the islands to do, for fear of being deported, proving that Rihanna thought at the time that she was at the top of the fucking world and could do anything, and I just don’t like that kind of attitude, especially from a girl who came from the gutter, and who belongs in the gutter, but who pulled some solid scam, a scam that doesn’t involve talent, but probably involves underage sex, it’s the only explanation…..

Here are some pictures of her showing off her little tits, I’ve been trying to look down her shirt, but haven’t really had any luck, maybe you’re better at this than me…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

May

Karoline Kurkova Lawn Bowling Upskirt of the Day

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Karolina Kurkova was the big Victoria’s Secret model who was on the line to get fired for a long time because she was so fucking thick…and Victoria’s Secret knows that despite a lot of fat women ordering their white trash shit, and a lot of fat men jerking off to their shit, the bitches who grace the pages of the shit, have got to have it going on…..and if you’re wondering why Karolina Kurkova is so thick, it’s probably because her fitness regime involves Lawn Bowling, a low impact sport for 90 year olds to stay active, but I have a feeling this is actually some event, and her fitness regime is really non-existant, which is pretty fucking lazy considering being fit is her fucking job and she makes millions to stay fit, but I don’t care, I’m just happy looking up her skirt….even if it’s shitty and even if I’ve seen her half naked and in panties before…cuz lawn bowling, up until today, is statistically the hardest sport to jerk off to….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Lawn Bowling|Upskirt

2010

May

Marisa Miller in Her Short Shorts on a Motorbike of the Day

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Marisa Miller’s got that All-American girl look….and despite looking a little old and a little haggard in her face cuz she got into this late in the game, her body is fucking spectacular, so I undestand why Harley decided to get her half-naked on their campaign, especially since haggard faces are usually the least of a biker’s concern when it comes to the pussy they ride with, or even the pussy they ride into town to pay to fuck fuck, cuz bikers, are pretty fucking roughneck, except maybe for that whole yuppie middle class doctor turned biker movement, that is far less interesting that gangs, crime, hookers and drugs, but they are the people actually buying the Harley’s and Marisa Miller is accessible to them and their tagalong wives thanks to Victoria’s Secret catalog they sneak to the bathroom and masturbate to thanks to marriage sucking….and Marisa Miller’s body not sucking….

Here are the ads…

Posted in:Harley Davidson|Hot|Marisa Miller