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Sloppy Katy Perry is Rehearsing her Awkward Dances of the Day

2010

May

Jennifer Aniston, Brooklyn Decker and Nicole Kidman on Set of the Day

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As you may know, I can’t stand celebrities….It’s not because I am jealous of celebrities because they get to live the good life, I just don’t think they deserve all they have….

Take this bullshit Adam Sandler movie starring Nicole Kidman in a shitty bathing suit, Jennifer Aniston showing off cleavage and looking for love and Brooklyn Decker convinced she can make it in Hollywood as an actress because she got the cover of SI for wearing a bikini and having her husband Andy Roddick pay them off with exclusive tennis stories for the next 18 months or some shit….

They work for 6 weeks in Hawaii, pretty much on vacation and make 5,000,000 dollars…The entire time they are there they have assistants doing pretty much everything for them…they are staying at the best hotels…they are eating the best food…they are fucking the best hookers and it is all at the Studio’s expense. The only work they have is to wake up and have the driver take them to set where they take take after take of the 4 lines at most they memorize per shot…. It’s like they have this fucking scam going that in theory is fucking awesome, but just frustrates me, because it’s all our fault they live these lives….If we boycotted movies and focused all our energy on something else, like this website for example, there would be no need for these overpaid cunts to live the good life while contributing nothing to society like some egocentric leech…..

Now I know you only come here to see tits and pussy, so I’ll just get to the boring pictures of these cunts on set, but realize as you stare at Aniston’s lonely tits, forget that she’s crying on the inside cuz her life is so unfair cuz Brad Pitt left her and forget your fantasy of sweeping her off her feed and making her yours cuz she’s so broken and you’ll help mend her wounds and remember she’s just a worthless, overpaid cunt who doesn’t deserve yours or anyone else’s attention….let her die alone on her pile of money for her assistant who shows up late to wipe her ass to find her and sell the exclusive to RadarOnline….

BONUS – HERE’S BROOKLYN DECKER PICKING HER NOSE CUZ SHE’S A PIG WITH HORRIBLE HYGIENE….cuz you know if a bitch doesn’t use kleenex for her nose, she probably don’t change her tampons too often, or really rock enough toilet paper…disgusting….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Jennifer Aniston|Nicole Kidman|On Set

2010

May

Hot Mom Kate Beckinsale at the Doctors of the Day

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I have a thing for hanging outside of the Doctor’s office down the street from me because I don’t have a TV and I can let my imagination go wild as bitches roll through the fucking place. I see them in the waiting room and I try to determine why they are there. Is it because of a yeast infection, or a horrible STD, are they spotting, or late on their period, do they feel a lump in their tit, or are they getting an aborition, is there a pregnancy exam going on, has she accidentally lost a condom or dildo inside her, or are they there for an innocent ailment but the doctor steps up the creepy and insists on digging through their pussy for answers….as far as I’m concerned it’s never because of a flu, cold, cut that needs stitches, sprained ankle, or shitting issues or even medicinal marijuana prescriptions cuz that would make my afternoons at the walk in clinic way more fucking boring than they already are….not to mention far less sexy….

So I don’t know why hot mom Kate Beckinsale is at the doctor, but I think it’s safe to assume it’s got to do with her hot mom pussy….cuz why else would a bitch go to a doctor….Seriously….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Doctor|Kate Beckinsale

2010

May

Christina Aguilera Covers Up for Oprah of the Day

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I have a feeling Oprah has a crush on Aguilera and said that if she wants to come to her show she has to show up in lingerie….and Oprah knows she wants to come on her show, cuz Oprah has a God complex and knows to get she can hel get Aguilera that launch Aguilera needs…..because Aguilera decided to step down from fame for a bit and start a family with possibly the ugliest human in the world, a circus act that didn’t have the same “Freak Show” appeal in today’s society as it did in the 20s when traveling Carnivals rolled through Americana small towns, so she needs the extra push to remind people that she isn’t Lady Gaga and that Lady Gaga isn’t the only fake blonde, fat uterus Madonna impersonator, despite what the music charts seem to say the last 18 months and that Aguilera was there first and deserves to get her place back because she is stronger, at least according to the lyrics of her last hit song….8 years ago….and I really don’t care, because seeing lingerie under a robe doesn’t get me off as well as seeing lingerie, not to mention her whole 1950s bullshit glam Marilyn Monroe shit isn’t working for me as well as flashing her mom pussy on mother’s day would…but I guess her Oprah appearance has nothing to do with what I want out of her. Cunt.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Covered Up|Oprah

2010

May

Tori Spelling Gets Felt Up for Mother’s Day of the Day

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Nothing says “I love you mom, thanks for bringing me into the world and being here for me all these years” like grabbing her fucking tit as the paparazzi stage pictures that Wal-Mart would call the authorities about if we were still a “printed film” generation, back when inappropriate pictures of kids had to be run through a middle man, before the digital era made catching the motherfuckers a question of how well an FBI agent could mimic the typing style of a 7 year old in a Sponge Bob Square Pants chatroom…..but I digress…. this post isn’t about the disgusting dark world of kiddie porn, it’s about the beautiful bond a child has with his mother that I’ll never know because my mother died when I was a kid, but that I do know if she didn’t, I woulda made them tits mine for life, cuz I figure if you give me the shit as a kid, they are rightfully mine, otherwise you’re an indian giver, making Thanksgiving Dinner very awkward for the guests when my 40 year old ass busts out her tit for desert, but so beautiful for me, cuz mother and son bond is so strong that it just can’t be torn apart…especially when there’s titty involved…cuz I love tit and any excuse to play with tit so Tori Spelling’s kid has right idea, and really Tori Spelling should embrace it because she used to have the scariest fucking fake tits around so it’s nice to see someone finally appreciate the shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Breasts|Mother's Day|Tori Spelling

2010

May

Tila Tequila Isn’t Dead Yet of the Day

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Tila Tequila bores me. She tries so fucking hard to get noticed, but is so fucking obvious that it’s dull and almost irritating. The only thing she could do to get my attention or make me think she’s got talent is if she staged a live “giving birth” show where she got herself in stirrups and various grown men crawl out of her whore pussy, but until then, she’s just struggling with bottom feeding and holding onto the little fame she has, despite not really having a talent or skill, or any reason for having the little fame that she has, unless you consider breast implants a talent, but I don’t….

Sure her fall from her peak is funny to watch, but irritating to listen to, no matter how “sexed up” her old Vietnamese ladyboy prostitute ass tries to be….there’s so many younger and hotter versions of her who haven’t lost their fucking minds as the public lost interest in her….despite the fact that she even had anyone’s interest was a fucking miracle to begin with, but that probably doesn’t cross Tila’s mind, she’s just been eating up and spat out by hollywood like a child star and has no where else to go, but suicide.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Whore

2010

May

stepLINKS of the Day

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I write about nothing all day….Insignificant people, insignificant stories, and I make my site relevant by linking to sites who actually do things proper. So here are some actual news and interest pieces going on around the internet from people who do this internet thing far better than me.

I’m not down on myself, I gave up on me before I even started. I am just drinking away a headache and tending to a cold sore and that’s the only reason I had for this huge list of links…so click them…

Jessica Simpson’s Tits Are Getting Bigger By the Day
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‘I Have the Pussy So I Make the Rules’
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Hipster in a See Through Shirt
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They Won’t Make Your Life Less Pathetic, They’ll Just Make It More Fun
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The Hottest 25 Milfs For Mother’s Day
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Miss USA Kristen Dalton Bikini Pictures
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Jedi A-holes – VIDEO
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Gabrielle Union is a Homewrecker Girlfriend and I Love Her
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Jennifer Aniston Pokie..That’s Right, Pokie, As in Singular
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So Remember When Joaquin Phoenix Said He Was Giving Up Acting to Be a Rapper and We All Knew It Was a Joke, But Went Along With It Anyways, Cause Maybe He Actually Had Gone Off the Deep End Cause That’s What Hoollywood Does to People? Well It Turns Out It Was a Big Joke and Here’s The Entire Scoop On It
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Paul Ridd is Amazing And This is What He Does On His Computer – VIDEO
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Bedtime at Tiffany’s
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And They Call It Pussy Love
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Nicolette, Her Pussy and a Cucumber
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So Kendra Tried to Release The Sex Tape Herself…
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Do the Dick Slang
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Micah and Her Gallery
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Rihanna is Lookin Good in Rolling Stone
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The Top Ten Drunkest Holidays
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Ryan Keely and Faith Leon
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Eat the Baby!! Eat the Baby!!
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Cheryl Cole is Lookin Hot on Stage
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This Denise Milani Tribute Makes Thursday Bearable
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Naomi Watts is Lookin Good
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Now THAT’S a Fucking Ass! Jesus!
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So THAT’s What Killed Elvis
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More of Miley Cyrus Morphing Into a Proper Little Whore
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Gotta Love Asian Oriented Hussys
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Busty, Busty Babes
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Evil, Evil Child – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba is Lookin Hot and Dreamy
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Fat Dad Versus Skateboard – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tom Cruise Wants to Stick His Dick in Slashes Ass
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Gisele and Her Short Shorts and Her Baby Friend
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You Know I Try Not to Judge, But Lea Michele Seems Like a Real Fucking Cunt
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Dirty Politician Watches Porn on the Job – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Viva Bianca is Nude
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Bianca is Nude
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Nikki Case is Wet and Wild
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Edurne Garcia is the FHM Spain Cover Girl
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

May

Whitney Port’s Skinny Legs of the Day

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A lot of people email me telling me off because I like skinny girls and hate fat chicks because fat girls are fucking lazy, ugly, smell, are uncomfortable to sit next to on a plane, or to sleep with in a bed while skinny girls always look the way girls are supposed to look.

As much as I blame hot girls with fat asses and hip hop music videos for making guys like their bitches thick, despite the fact that thick always leads to real fucking fat, I blame ugly skinny chicks for taking away from my cause by turning people off of skinny chicks….

So here’s a post to blame this disgusting, worthless Whitney Port person for ruining the public’s idea of skinny cuz she leaves her house with her fucked up face, low level celebrity that is going to be done soon, while remaining as uninteresting as possible with a physically retarded body looking body, up on some Special Olympics shit…..and here she is with her wobbly looking legs….and remember skinny doesn’t look so shit all the time.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Skinny Legs|Whitney Port

2010

May

Leighton Meester Blocked Me on Twitter of the Day

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Leighton Meester blocked me on twitter because I made fun of her for coming from a criminal mother who taught her how to suck dick to get ahead….Lessons that lead to her acting in fetish porn to pay her rent and buy her nice dresses that would trick the doorman at the trendy clubs in NYC to think she was someone worth letting in, where she’s step up her whore game to lure in producers, casting agents and anyone who would let her service them with her mouth in order to give her work…that ultimately to her acting career in Gossip Girl….The big TV celebrity who doesn’t have a very thick skin, but who probably has thick pussy skin from the variety of abuse it has taken from all the insertion she’s put it though proving that your driver’s license age doesn’t always represent your pussy’s real age ….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leighton Meester

2010

May

Special Needs Teacher of the Day

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It takes a certain person to devote their life to helping those with special needs. You know, people born with disorders they can’t control and aren’t responsible for, who need patience, attention and guidance to fit in with the other kids and ideally to build a foundation that will lead to a normal life…..and that type of person is being a fucking pervert rapist…at least according to a special needs student and you know how much you can trust them….they can’t even spell their own names at 15….but now they are experts on defining rape…

Seriously though, one look at this guy’s mug shot and I coulda told you dude rapes students based on that alone, but maybe I’m more intuitive than the school board and the only funny thing in all this is how the news reporter sounds like she’s smiles throughout the report, I bet she learned that at her community college TV Broadcasting class…an obnoxiousness that rape would cure…maybe bitch should take some tutoring classes with the special needs teacher at her local high school…

Posted in:Molester|Special Needs

2010

May

Maria Sharapova Has Balls in Her Pants of the Day

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Yeah….that was a horrible joke. It is a pretty constant theme in my life but in my defense this bitch didn’t give me anything to work with. There was a time she was the biggest money making person in tennis and it had nothing to do with her playing tennis but everything to do with everyone wanting to fuck her which was a nice reminder to women everywhere that being hot pussy people want to fuck makes you more money than actually being good at something because looks are more important – so all you ugly bitches need to stop trying to get ahead and should just accept your fate and all you pretty girls need to stop getting educated or skilled at something and just shorten your skirt hemline….some advice Maria Sharapova should take cuz clearly these pants make me think she’s forgotten what she’s good for as she actually tries to play tennis and that’s pretty unfortunate…like this post.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Maria Sharapova|Tennis