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2010

06

May

Jessica Jane Clement is Half Naked for Some Ad of the Day

I’m not marketing person, but I do know if you get some hot model to be half naked in your campaign, you should make sure she’s got your product in her ass, pussy or squeezed between her tits so that the people you are trying to reach and seduce with her half naked body know what they are fucking looking at and what the fuck they are supposed to buy, instead of just cocktease them with some whore who looks better half naked than their wives, girlfriend, or dude on the internet they talk to thinking is a girl they are going to fly to America to meet….

I’m also not a jock frat boy from the UK who likes trashy bitches or makes celebrities out of these gutter whores who look like they were fucked by their dad’s in the trailer park before making a break for fame….you know who look like gutter strippers but aren’t actually stripping in seedy bars where they belong, but instead in campaigns…and that shit just feeds their egos too much and makes them think they are anything but trashy haired whores….it gives them self-worth and buys them nice things and takes away your chance to fist her for 10 dollars at a bachelor party cuz life worked out for her….

It’s cheap it’s poorly executed, but there’s a half naked cunt I’ve never heard of and complaining about that would be gay.

Posted in:Ass|Jessica-Jane Clement|Lingerie

2010

06

May

Getting Kicked Off of Dancing With the Stars Turns People into Rapists of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother writing about this because I don’t give a fuck about sports, ex athletes turned drug addicts turned Dancing with the Stars contestents turned child rapists. But then I figured I could try to use my huge influence on America and somehow spin this story into directing the blame on Dancing with the Stars so that they get arrested for raping a 15 year old, so that they get shut the fuck down and all the bottom feeding trash stop using them as a desperate attempt to get their useless, failed asses on a hugely successful show…hoping for a revival of sorts…I mean except for Lawrence Taylor who went to rape a 15 year old in a fucking hotel like an idiot who if he just came up to Canada could have got away with the shit since 14 is legal and french chicks are fucking whores who know their pussies are made for fucking at a young age…but instead decided to do it where it’s illegal with a girl who obviously wants to cash in because at 15 they are smart enough to monetize on the shit knowing the world will take their side…I know how this shit works all too well and that’s why I always advise people to stick with raping girls who are over 18…who are down on their luck and who have little self-worth but do have a hugely damaged soul that hasn’t left them bright eyed and aware about how they are going to make this make them famous, but instead just take it cuz they think they deserve it….if you know what I mean.

Posted in:Lawrence Taylor|Rape

2010

06

May

Models in Bikinis for H&M Swimwear of the Day

H&M did a pretty boring campaign that involved very little creative direction. They just got 5 models on the beach in their swimwear collection and I feel pretty fucking ripped off. You see, H&M is a huge company and they could have stepped up the shit a little. I mean we’ve all seen models in bikinis on the fucking beach to set a mood and sell bikinis to the masses, but we’ve never seen a campaign that involves those models in their bikinis using my face as a bike seat. Assholes.

Here are some pics of Daria Werbowy, Erin Wasson, Sasha Pivovarova, Julia Stegner and Lara Stone for H&M in bikinis….

BONUS – Here’s Daria Werbowy nude for Dossier Journal’s Spring Edition….You can see model pussy…which is code of hairy pussy cuz pussy hair is apparently fashionable when you work in fashion.

Posted in:Bikinis|Daria Werbowy|Erin Wasson|Julia Stegner|Lara Stone|Sasha Pivovarova

2010

06

May

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Jeans of the Day

Here is the ass that Justin Timberlake sings to at night when it’s sleeping and he’s done watching gay porn. The ass that he tries to finger before she straps on and fucks him from behind so that he can smell her shit on his fingers while she has his way with him like the bitch you all know he is thanks to his angelic voice and Lou Perlman….in one of those reliving the memories of being molested as a kid that made him the riches he has….only now there’s none of that “Not fitting in” he had to deal with as a little boy that made him feel inadequate for not getting Lou Perlman off while Joey Fatone had no problem fitting Lou Perlman in….cuz Biel has a whole bucket full of strap-on attachments….those are just the perks of being rich….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Jessica Biel

2010

06

May

Halle Berry’s Pink Half Black Ass of the Day

I guess Halle Berry is trying to connect with her 1/2 white side, her 3/4 white kid and her 100 percent white ex-husband, because she’s out with the word’s pink on her ass….but then again…a rapper once told me something important about women and that’s that they are all pink on the inside, you just gotta flip the lip to find it sometimes, so maybe she’s making reference to her pussy now that she’s single, but I like to believe it’s got more to do with the fact that she’s already milked the African American shit, she got an Oscar for it, and she can fall back into her rich white life she’s created for herself, and wearing this pink shit is just trying to fit in with her other rich women from her baby swimming classes who she gets salads with 3 times a week….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Half Black|Halle Berry|Pink

2010

06

May

Jersey Shore Trash Showing Cleavage of the Day

The main two Jersey Shore trashcans were out in Miami doing what they do best and that’s doing nothing but showing off their tits to distract us from how disgusting they are….It’s nice to see just how much diversity there is in this group as one of them has big fake tits and the other has fat chick tits so the haters who say these uncultured pigs are two dimensional are fucking wrong…..

They were also doing shots of Tequila cuz it was Cinqo de Mayo and every cheesy motherfucker jumped up on the shit like they were Mexican…..maybe it’s because people like any excuse to party and I’m not against that, since I’ve got drunk every day, but I don’t need holidays or events to do it, I actually hate that shit cuz taking part in any group activity that a whole bunch of assholes are all excited about turns me off…I’m a lone soldier who likes to create my own holidays like “try to get a girl to send me picture of her tits day” and “maybe I’ll get to see up a skirt if I sit under this public staircase day”, take that like Halloween, Christmas, New Year’s Eve, Valentine’s Day, Cinqo de Mayo and anything else Hallmark created to manipulate the public to consume….

I think we should stick to getting drunk to forget, to repress, to distract and to justify failure all while dying from a slow drawn out suicide……a suicide we hope the Jersey Shore cast accelerate and take to the next level so we can forget they exist in a year from now….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Jersey Shore

2010

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve wrote too much today…but I’ve still managed to miss every story you are interested in…so that’s why I post these links….cuz I’m only human people…stop putting so much pressure on me….at least that’s what I like to tell myself becuase assuming people read the site makes wasting my time on it all day make sense, while accepting the fact that no one reads the shit would force me to question what I want out of life and I’m really not that guy because the answer is always “get drunk” and I hate saying it like that cuz it makes me sound like a frat boy, while I never even graduated from high school….the only thing I’ve accomplished in life is that I’m just another statistic….I don’t know what that means but I laughed when I wrote it and that’s all that matter to me….I mean that and getting drunk….

Here are my stepLINKS…..

Ohhhhhh Guess Who Has a Sex Tape
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Your WTF Picture of the Day
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I Don’t Know What’s More Funny, The Fact That Kim Kardashian is Getting Death Threats or the Reason Behind It
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The 25 Sexiest Mexican Women You’d Love To Fuck
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Because Every Day is The Right Day For Sluts
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Jessica Lowndes Is A Hot Piece in an Almost See Through Outfit….
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Because the Simpsons Is Still Funny After All These Years – STABBY-Os – VIDEO
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TEXT
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Nightmare on Elm Street: The 15 Scariest Athletes of All Time
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Blake Lively Wtf Are You Wearing
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Hungarian Ass Whopping on Live TV – VIDEO
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Kaylani in the Attic
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Drunk Nerdy Slut Gets Fingered
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Mayra Suarez Will Help You Treat Your Body Like an Amusment Park
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Chick Fucking BAILS on a BMX
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Now This is Perfection
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Oh Maria, How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Count the Ways – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Katie Green Is But She Has a Fantastic Rack and She’s Topless on the Beach, So I’m Not in the Position to Ask Questions
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FUCKING FINALLY HERE IS THE TRAILER FOR MACHETE – VIDEO
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Jayden and Kairan Get It On – VIDEO
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Ahhhhhh Mila Kunis
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%0 Pictures to Help You Jerk Off To…Off the Day
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Bar Rafaeli is Wearing Clothes For Once and It’s No Surprise She Looks So Good I Want to Tear Them Off
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Jennifer Lopex is Crafty When It Comes to Hiding Her Vagina
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Guess Whos Decided to Get Even BIGGER Implants?
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Blondie is Rubbig On Her Wet Clit
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Leah, Holly and Emma Photoshoot For Nuts
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Some Sluts From The Time Magazine Most Influential People Blah Blah Blah Gala
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Nicole Da Silva Gallery
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Scarlett Johansson Gets Curvy On Leno
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The 20 Funniest Fast Food Signs Of All Time
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Rhian Sugden Topless Anyone?
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This Just In: Hot chicks Are Bad For Your Health
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You’re Going to Want to Check Out Ninel Conde, Trust Me
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How To: Get Tazed Like a Retard In Front Of a Stadium of People
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Who Would Rather – SuperModel MILF Edition of the Day
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Laura Lion – VIDEO
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Girl Bouncing on Balls is Strangly Hypnotic
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Follow Me, I’ll Give you a Million Dollars and By a Million Dollars I Mean Nothing At All
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

05

May

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch The Bikini Edition of the Day

I have this thing where I track how ugly Ashley Tisdale is because I hate her and think she’s ugly and feel that just because she got a nosejob and a gig on some Disney Bullshit and a few awards were bought for her, she’s got this ego where she doesn’t realize how ugly she is. It’s called delusions and that’s the same kind of shit that landed me in an institution a few years ago because I thought I was a cop and would go around trying to arrest people with my pants around my ankles , something a hell of a lot less insane than Ashley Tisdale looking in the mirror everyday and thinking she’s got it going on…

So she’s put me to the official test and she has gone all out in her bikini, something I like to see any girl in, except maybe my wife or women of my wife’s size, but as we know Tisdale puts a lot of effort into working out so that she doesn’t have a fat body…. but she didn’t bring down my guard and despite it almost working on me as I stared into her non-cellulite teenage lookin’ ass, I still see ugly, and know she’s ugly and really ugly never stopped ne from fuckin a bitch, so long as she knows she’s fucking ugly….something I don’t think Tisdale knows….

So here she is with her awkward sex partner….

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Bikini|Ugly Watch

2010

05

May

Lisa Rinna Shows Off Her Mom Nipples in a Tight Shirt of the Day

I dont’ really know what’s wrong with me – but I fixated on old pussy today. I think I’m trying to distract the FBI from my early morning / late night Miley Cyrus video unintentially because I’m convinced that a pantsless Miley is some kind of trap and this is the only way to divert, so what better way to show the world how much I love hags, cuz I do love all pussy, by posting a little Lisa Rinna hard nipple, even if those nipples are only a couple years old thanks to plastic surgery, or what Lisa RInna likes to call “the only thing that makes her feel alive”……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lisa Rinna|Mom

2010

05

May

Janice Dickinson Flexes Her Ass of the Day

Janice Dickinson is flexing her ass for the paparazzi and nothing says a horrible looking ass like a bitch who clenches the shit like she’s trying to fight off anal sex rapists in prison. There’s something that happens when a bitch clenches her ass like she’s holding in her shit that makes her ass look like it belongs on a dude but I guess in Janice Dickinson’s case that doesn’t matter because at her low level of sex appeal, there’s nothing she can really do to make her look better or worse, she’s like a gay dude with HIV who now doesn’t have to worry about catching HIV, in an “Anything Goes” kind of thing….but at least she’s not fat.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Flexing|Janice Dickinson