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Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day
Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day
Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day
Ariel Winter Puts her Pussy in Her Man’s Face and Flashes Tit of the Day
Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day
Mom Sophie Turner in Lingerie for the Game of Thrones Perverts of the Day
Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day
Bella Thorne Fitness of the Day
Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day
Julianne Hough Defends Being Skinny in a Fat World of the Day

2010

14

May

stepNEWS of the Day

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Celebrities are boring…the news usually isn’t….mainly cuz it deals with real issues and real stupidity and real insanity….where as celebs are just all fucking bullshit…so here’s some of the best news stories I’ve come across today….enjoy….and remember you can be featured here…all you have to do is a fucking stunt that gets you on the fucking news…I suggest exposing genitals and rubbing them up on people on the bus…but maybe you’re more creative than me…

Virginia Teacher Accused of Being Drunk in Class

Missouri Mom Pleads Guilty to Paying Teens to Get Drunk at Party
Karen Downs pleaded guilty to offering $10 to a group of 14 year-old girls to see who could chug a glass of vodka the fastest

Men Pole Dancing for Exercise

Louisiana Man Carries Sign ‘Adult Sex w/Children Is Okay’
A controversial sign has sparked anger in Louisiana, but the man says his sign is to spark not conversation, not support adult sex with underage children

PA Couple Wants to Get Married at Strip Club They Met At
A Pennsylvania couple wants to get married at the strip club they met at, but the town wants to shut it down

Caught on tape: brave customer takes on store robber with chair

Beyonce’s Influence on the World…Put her in Jail…

Kids Shooting Kids for Being Gay

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2010

14

May

Gisele’s Hot Mom Body of the Day

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Fine. I’ll stop beating the dead horse with my dick. Gisele isn’t a tranny from Brazil. Tom Brady isn’t a faggot who joined football for sexual reasons. The baby wasn’t staged to kill the rumors cuz they are rich and powerful and can afford to manipulate the world with fake babies…..as long as she agrees to keep on putting out modeling pics like this…cuz dick or not…sometimes it’s ok to stop asking questions…and take things at face value…especially if face value looks like this and if we really need an expert opinion, I have no problem volunteering my mouth to explore the mangled mess in her panties, cuz cock or not, getting off to this is not homo…even if it’s smoke, mirrors, duct tape and photoshop…..good enough for me….and I’m sure it’s good enough for you too…you sick fuck

Posted in:Body|Gisele Bundchen

2010

14

May

Shauna Sand Topless on the Beach of the Day

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It looks like Shauna Sand found a twin….I doubt it was that hard….I mean every strip club has skinny blonde chicks with ravaged faces, fake tans, fake hair and big fake tits who like showing off their disguting bodies because for some reason they think they have it going on because truck drivers love them and buy them pretty flowers as they role through the club they work at….It’s not like Shauna Sand did a look-a-like contest…some doppleganger shit to masturbate to but I am thinking maybe this friendship started with fan mail that made Shauna Sand think a beach day with this bitch would be a great photo-op for the paparazzi and that’s probably why these pictures exist….and as disgusting as Shauna Sand’s vagina is, I can’t turn my back on someone with serious issues whether they are daddy or body image issues, especially when they put this much fucking effort into and cheap plastic surgery into it getting work….

The Superficial Has the Actual Topless pics, I don’t have the right to the shit, so if you want to see her hacked off nipples, follow this link
GO

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand|Topless

2010

14

May

Rumer Willis Needs Plastic Surgery of the Day

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When is Rumer Willis going to take her mother’s lead and get her fucking face fixed, cuz seriously, she harldly looks human….she is all lopsided and shit making me wonder what thef fuck Demi Moore did to her when she was in the womb…I’m thinking coat hanger.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Ugly

2010

14

May

Sophie Monk and her Nipples Aren’t Totally Useless of the Day

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A hooker once told me that you have to cherish the moments of glory….not realizing that when I chose her becuase she was 50 dollars for anything I wanted….I wasn’t at a moment of fucking glory…I was actually at rock bottom and wanted to have my way with a cunt to feel alive…not that it worked….I wasn’t paying for a fucking philosopher or words of wisdom but here I am 20 years later reference that night….maybe it was glorious in retrospect…I mean I know it is better than the hell I live now….and that rock bottom became an even deeper rock bottom you didn’t think was possible….but I digress….

Here’s Sophie Monk following that hooker’s lead…making me think maybe that hooker grew up to be Sophie Monk’s mom but more likely she is dead in a ditch….but I digress….

Because the point of this is to say she’s cherishing the last gig she got…I mean who walks around with their accomplishments, not that being a cover girl on a magazine I’ve never heard of is an accomplishment, but to someone who does nothing and wants nothing more than to run the fucking industry, it’s a stepping stone to keep her going….and I guess she knows that the magazine no one has heard of will sell itself, so but if she walks around with hard nipples, holding the obscure magazine, a lot of people will see it…she is her number one fan….but more importantly, that was the deal the magazine made with her when they agreed to let her be the cover girl so long as she got them noticed….

Deperation is not a sexy thing…but it can lead to sexy things….That’s the life lesson of the day

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Nipples|Sophie Monk

2010

14

May

Tila Tequila and Amber Rose Bottom Feeding Together of the Day

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Like a day at the farm, these two ditch pigs have had the mud hosed off and now they are ready to bottom feed together….cuz those who are talentless and hanging onto the little fame they have as hard as they can have a lot in common and make for pretty good company for each other, since “no one” else gets them and are just jealous….What a fucking joke these bitches are….

Here are some pictures of her “shirt” that I wish got her fucking arrested…but instead got her noticed and that’s all bitch fucking wants…I’m just wondering when she’ll bust out the big guns and start showing off her weathered twat…cuz I’m all about giving girls undeserved attention for pussy…but I find it a lot harder for fake tits….This stunt is so obvious…It annoys me…


Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amber Rose|Bottom Feeders|Tila Tequila

2010

14

May

J.Lo Plays With Her Lazy Tit on a Yacht of the Day

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Here is everything wrong in the world hard at work being a lazy fucking piece of shit who thinks she deserves the fucking good life cuz of all she has done for the world with her shitty songs and movies….So laying on her fat ass that made her stupid money that can pay for servents to do everything for her as to not disrupt her laying on her fat ass existence…..that’s just the new money from the ghetto idea of being rich…if you can afford to not get off your lazy pig ass cuz you hired your distant relative to clean up after you…why the fuck not….

It also makes being rich far more fun because you can look down on people from your throne while making them do your dirty work….which is good for self confidence…especially when you’re an over-rated cunt who is struggling to stay relevant….

I just thought this shit was funny as the guy she is with looks like he’s shitting and how her lazy body points at the paparazzi like it’s the biggest effort she’s put into anything all day…”you mean i have to sit up?”…and her facial expression that looks like she’s been busted in the bathroom inserting a tampon, not that she wastes her time with that kind of menial and messy shit….she’s got staff for that…

Either way, I find this disgusting.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:J.Lo|Lazy|Tit

2010

14

May

LeAnn Rimes in some Short Shorts of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes is fucking ugly but I am using her as a example of what’s to come this summer….and that’s short jean shorts. I am already seeing them everywhere. I’m talking the shortest fucking shorts with half of a bitch’s ass hanging out of the shit. It’s on young teen girls, it’s on everyone, and it is always fucking good even when on garbage bodies like LeAnn Rimes….

I don’t know how she homewrecked her new boyfriend’s house, I don’t know why he’d leave his wife and kids for the motherfucker, but I think it’s safe to assume it was for money, cuz she’s fucking ugly…but at least she’s wearing shorts….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leann Rimes|Short Shorts

2010

14

May

Rachel Bilson Sloppy of the Day

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Whenever I see Rachel Bilson I feel like I am walking into a teenager’s funeral. One of those “what a waste, he was so young and had so much to live for, but he threw it all away by doing a stupid fucking stunt that any sober person would have realized would have ended like this”….

It’s like she had everything going for her, all the stars were alligned, she wrapped some bullshit show that got her into the mainstream, dudes were jerking off to her, she the right age to peak with this whole Celebrity Gossip Blog movement that helped the Paris, Nicole, Kim Kardashian, Lohan, Spears and Brittany Murphey’s of the world get even higher profile, where everyone would forget about Summer from the OC and meet Rachel Bilson the hot party girl who flashes we all want to fuck…..but instead she got brainwashed by the dude in Star Wars and now the public appearances she makes look like this….sloppy enough that no other boys will look at her…cuz Star Wars doesn’t like when guys look at her cuz he is scared she’ll like them back since he’s done nothing since Star Wars….

And the whole thing coulda worked out a lot better for her, but instead she chose a relationship that might as well have been a fucking suicide……

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Sloppy

2010

14

May

Christina Ricci Small Tits are Boring as Fuck of the Day

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One of the great tragedies of the 90s was when alien-head Christina Ricci decided to be anorexic. Cuz I used to be a fucking fan…The Addams Family brough on some solid jerk off sessions, so what….but her sex appeal quickly went to fucking shit….

I guess it was her dark teenage period where she was battling the pressure of her career as a child star, trying to transition to a respectable career as an artist…..and in doing so, became a tattooed goth who didn’t eat because I guess it was the one thing she could control….

Actors are so intense for no reason. They are self-conscious and act all serious, cerebral, and intellectual about their bullshit careers, I guess to make it feel like they do something substantial or that they are artits…even though they actually have less depth that and cardboard cut-out…but I guess there’s no fun in admitting that….when you can play make-belief….

Either way, the tragedy wasn’t that anorexia is bad, cuz I honestly appreciate eating disorders when they involve a bitch getting skinnier and not eating disorders where a bitch eats her feelings, but that she decided to amputate her fucking huge teen tits cuz she couldn’t starve them away and I guess they were fucking up her anorexic look…and whenever someone ruins a good thing for no reason other than her own psychological bullshit, it makes me hat her.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Boring|Christina Ricci