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2010

15

Apr

Jennifer Aniston’s Jacked Up Pants of the Day

Jennifer Aniston’s ass is not really my kind of ass, at least not in these pictures. It just seems to lack shape and personality…kinda like the person it is attached to… and even though I know she’s a Greek and takes it up the ass willingly and eagerly, these pictures depress me…but probably not as much as life depresses Jennifer Aniston…

I don’t feel bad for her, partially because financially shes won at life, but also because she did this to herself, she’s clearly a high maintenance cunt with high standards who thinks that since Brad Pitt stepped his shit up from her, she can too, when really she should take anything she can, which apparently in this case are her pants, because when you’re a lonely woman, sometimes your pants or the one thing you have the most intimate relationship, and if jacked up just right, it’s all you really need….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jennifer Anistion|Pants|Wedgie

2010

15

Apr

Scarlett Johansson Boring in a Vintage Lookin’ Ad Campaign of the Day

I have jerked off to vintage pictures from the 60s a few times. Once was when I was working in construction and found a tin box of nude photos, letters and a tuft of pubic hair in a pink kleenex in the wall we were demolishing….another time was when I was staying at my friend’s mother’s house out of town and she had a few framed family photos of their daughter in her bikini, a girl I found out died in a horrible accident a few hours after that picture was taken, making me feel like I fucked a ghost. I’ve also jerked off to old issues of Playboy…There’s just something about a aging photo shot on film of a woman I know has aged too, if she’s even still alive, that fires me up….

These pictures of Scarlett Johansson copying that shit isn’t quite as exciting as my experience with actual pictures from the 60s, but I guess it was a good enough try by Mango, except for the fact that she’s wearing clothes and a married woman who has lost pretty much all her sex appeal….but you may dig it.

Posted in:Mango|Photoshoot|Scarlett Johansson

2010

15

Apr

Tila Tequila Staged Stripclub Pictures of the Day

The reason I know this is seriously staged is not because Tila Tequila is on her last legs and trying to get as much attention as possible and it’s not because she’s posing in each shot, like an eager attention whore just wanting to get noticed, but because I’ve been kicked out of many stripclubs over the years for just having my fucking cellphone on the table, since stripclubs like to keep shit private, in case one of the dancers is a fucking mom of 3 who is active in her community and kid’s school…..I also know that they lit this stripclub with studio lights and didn’t even try to make shit look discreet.

The end is near for her, this is pathetic, desperate, boring, unoriginal and uninteresting… there’s nothing hot about her and her 4 foot 11 frame rolling around in money that she’s soon gonna have none of….notice that it’s all “Singles”, bitch coulda at least busted out a couple of 10s or 20s….now collectively pray that she gets put out of her misery….I don’t know about you, but I’m eager for her to officially let fame kill her like she was a child star and not an internet star….Seriously, so ready for bitch to suicide….Her internet fame has gone to far, the only thing she offers society is that she’s a stain on the shit….

As someone who spent the better part of a decade in a stripclub, these pictures are nothing but a fucking joke. I shouldn’t be feeding into this crap. I just have nothing better to do and part of me loves to take advantage of girls who want fame so bad they are willing to do “ANYTHING” for it…but TIla Tequila is so vile that she makes that an ugly thing….and that pisses me off…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Famewhore|Stripclub|Tila Tequila

2010

15

Apr

Womens Rights Spokespeople of the Day

Let this be a lesson to new parents, naming your kid “David Davidson” may sound funny and make you laugh, but it may make your kid kidnap whores and lock them in dog cages when they try to escape their life of prostitution, and in a “once you go prostitute, never go back to not being a prostitute, cuz you’ll always have being a whore part of you”, these guys decided to help her get focused back in on her career. You see every once in a while in the sex trade you get a headcase who thinks she can go back to the normal life, where sucking dick is for love and not for crack back alleys, and someone needs to intervene to let them know they’re crazy to think they can accomplish anything more than they have, or that they aren’t the whores they actually are, so if anything, these guys were just doing her a favor, like a life coach trying to guide you and keep you on track, but unfortunately, the police didn’t see it like that, they thought forcing bitches to sleep in dog cages was wrong, but if it was actually wrong, why do we call them bitches…Think about that.

Posted in:stepNEWS|Whore in Cages

2010

15

Apr

Ashley Dupre Does Playboy of the Day

Failed Singer turned High Class Escort with Daddy issues who got caught and finally got the fame she wanted named Ashley Dupre was in Playboy. These are the pics….

My old friend at Animal sent me an email with these pictures of Escort to the politicians in Playboy….

I don’t know why I haven’t been on top of who Playboy is recruiting to get naked for they magazines, pretty much because I am convinced they are going bankrupt and along with Hef dying a slow yet amazing death….or maybe it has more to do with me not giving a fuck about a bottom feeding hooker who thought she was better and more valuable a fuck than she actually was because idiot older men with a ton of money had no problem paying her, so they could cheat on their wives discreetly….

But these pictures delivered, I mean get an eager overpaid “highclass” whore who can’t be a whore anymore thanks to getting busted for being a whore, and who can get much legit work as the singer she always wanted to be, unless you consider writing a Sex Column for the NY POST a legit job…..and offer her money to get naked again, something she loves getting money for, and she performs…

Maybe I’m biased because I have a thing for whore pussy. I don’t care how much money has been exchaged to put a lot of penis inside it, I just like that money was exchanged to put penis inside it cuz it reminds me of the core of women when they ignore their morals and values and worry about what their natural instincts tell them to do….

Whore….

Thanks again to Animal for the tip….Even though Playboy will hit me up and make me take this shit down fast – so take it all in motherfuckers…

Posted in:Ashley Dupre|Playboy

2010

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my stepLINKS….sometimes that’s all I really need to say…..

Jaime King Ruins a Perfectly Good Upskirt Moment. She Should Be Ashamed
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Charlie Sheen Is A Master Of Disguise
GO

Okay This Steven Seagal Sex Predator Shit Looks Like It May Be Bullshit, and Here’s Video Proof Why
GO

Because What Man Doesn’t Need a Few Good Sluts In His Life?
GO

Holly Madison Knows How to Handle Balls Alright
GO

The 20 Worst Super Heroes Ever
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Here’s Photos of Tiger Woods’s Newest Mistress and Her Tight Body
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Just an Average Day Out in a See Through Lace Dress and Thong for Tila Tequila
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Bitch Slap – Hot and Wet – VIDEO
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10 Hottest Olkahoma WOmen…
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Justine Timberlake is Going to Ruin Jessica Biel and I Love It
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Jazmine Gets Naked
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I Don’t Know Much About Finland, But If This Children’s Metal Band Represents It In Any Way, I’m Starting to Think I Should – VIDEO
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Fun with the Sybian – VIDEO
GO

Ciara is Lookin Good in a Tight Blue Dress
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So That’s What a Human Having Rabies Looks Like – VIDEO
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You’ll Love August as Much as I Do
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Sometimes a Silhouette is More Sexy Than Anything
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Presenting Psycho Dog Man – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Miley Cyrus is Pretty Much See Through
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Kitty and Savannah Get It On
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Selita Ebanks Throback, Just Cause
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Holly Peers’ Awesome Rack Will Get You Over The Hump
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THE SOUTH PARK TWO HUNDRETH EPISODE IS ON TONIGHT AND HERE IS A PREVIEW – VIDEO
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I Like Rihanna Under Cover
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Pam Anderson is Almost as Poor as I Am, Sells Milshakes
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All Anal Fucking Machines
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Britney Spears for Candies – GALLERY
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Jennifer Love Hewitt doesn’t Look Middles Aged For Once, ANd I’m Happy to Say I’d Have a Go At Her
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Andie is Looking Bangable For Sure
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Arianny Celeste Gets Uber Sexy For Maxim
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The Diarrhea Defense – VIDEO
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If You Needed Any More Proof That Conan O’Brien is Fucking Amazing
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Talk Show Brawl – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Katy Perry’s Hot Tits Are The Only hot Thing About Her
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Horney Brunette Has Some Alone Time – VIDEO
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Avy and Heather Get It On
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It’s All Downhill for Whitney Houston – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Apr

Coco’s Fat Ass and Puppy of the Day

I remember when there was a debate whether Coco’s ass was real or altered….and after wondering why anyone gives a fuck about Coco, some ex prostitute / stripper who got a full time gig hooking for Ice T, that contributes nothing to the world and is really nothing but dirty, grimey, gutter trash with a dream that involves marrying a rich man and living the good hooker life, like shit was pretty women without the whole designer clothes, cuz you can take a bitch off the brass pole to pay her cellphone bill, but you can’t take the brass pole out of the bitch, not that that makes sense, but what does make sense is that the rest of Coco is pretty fucking chunky, making it safe to say bitch has such a big ass because she’s fat.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Coco|Fat|Whore

2010

14

Apr

Katy Perry’s Sloppy Ass in a Tight Dress of the Day

Katy Perry is fucking disgusting. She’s a fucking pig. She’s got a miserable looking body. She’s sagging and droopy in all the wrong places and her face is fucking busted. Everytime I see her or hear her shitty fucking music I get mad knowing people out there think she’s hot only because they get distracted by the media and get excited by her fat chick tits….The only proof that the bitch is disgusting is that the only cock she can get is some irritating faggot who is just pretending to date her to further his lie of a career…..and here she is making bad decisions by choosing to wear this tight black dress…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy Ass|Tight Dress

2010

14

Apr

Eliza Dushku on the Beach with Her Big Black Cock of the Day

Here’s Eliza Dushku on the beach….I can’t imagine the size of the vagina on this bitch….I mean seriously, the size difference between these too is almost comical, like the shit you’d expect to see in the porn circus….I mean I get that pussy stretches and the other day I met a tiny girl who is into getting fisted, so the pussy can handle the abuse, but when Rick Fox moves onto new pussy and leaves Eliza Dushku, he’ll pretty take her vagina with him, figuratively, cuz no one will really be able to fill that void ever again, they’ll be too busy trying to find their way around the sagging labia….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Eliza Dushku

2010

14

Apr

Tila Tequila in a See Through Dress on Stern of the Day

I am surprised Howard Stern bothered bringing Tila Tequila on his show, I guess his producers figured that bitch is so fucking struggling to get noticed that she’d make a good person for Howard Stern to fucking tear apart….I just thought it was over for her and everyone would give up her….that even if she was masturbating on the street corner people wouldn’t notice….She’s a whole bunch of fucking bullshit and she wore a see through dress and I figured I might as well post the shit since my life is even more pathetic than hers and posting this shit like I care is the proof….

Here is the First Part of the Howard Stern Interview….where she talks about finger banging 11 year olds….having orgasms at 5 years old…and other lies for attention….

Here is the Second Part of the Howard Stern Interview…..where she demonstrates sex on a sex doll…..and talks about how she licks girl ass but not guy ass….and how her name is Tequila because she pretended she was Hispanic in prison or some shit…

Here is the third part of this bullshit….where she talks about being an internet whore, camwhore and pretty much just a whore…..who got kicked off of Friendster…like me….we have so much in common…

It is 8 parts…you can follow this link and listen cuz I don’t fucking care….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Howard Stern|See Through|Tila Tequila