Here is a pantsless performance of Miley, who is half bird, have teenage prostitute and she’s pretty much doing the Gaga, I guess trying to re-invent herself, saying shit like how she goes through guys like money and that she can’t be tamed, all while showing off her tit, and I can only assume at least one of you is going to jerk off to this shit. I guess I shouldn’t hate on Gaga as much as I do, cuz she managed to get all these conservative Jesus virgin cunts to whore out, dyke out, and influence a whole lot of girls to follow her lead, making this summer a possible beautiful thing…so I’ll stop bothering laughing about the new Miley and I will just let you get back to masturbating, cuz it’s not everday you get to see a minor like this, so take advantage and then thank Hollywood for giving you some kiddie porn…goodtimes..
I spent the last 4 hours adding random girls to facebook. Not one of them added me back. So I went back and added them all again, thinking persistance may let me see their vacation pictures of them in their bikinis, again I got rejected, so I tried a third time and still haven’t got one of them to let me into their lives, reminding me why I prefer watching already released amateur pictures and videos thanks to the FBI’s initiative to find pedophiles with sites like StickAM.com and their underdeveloped 17 year olds engaging in lesbian sex because it’s less fucking work….it also reminds me that I suck at internet life as hard as I suck at real life and the whole thing would depress me if I actually cared….Here are my stepLINKS……cuz along with talking all my bullshit, that’s just what we do here….
Here’s a music video that along with teaching the kids how to smoke at drink include Beyonce’s attempt to take on Lady Gaga. From wearing lingerie and no pants, showing off tit and ass, shaking her shit, mopping in the shit, doing the dishes in the shit, and almost getting me excited in the shit, before rmemebering this is Beyonce and I fucking hate Beyonce no matter how half naked she is….or what traditional gender roles she pretends to be doing…cuz I know the closest thing this fat ass diva has done to chores the dishes is eating off the dishes while her hired immigrants are massaging her feet….
Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and here are the pictures to prove it….The light is shining off her head in a way that reminds you that not only does Sienna Miller and her hipster bush hardly wash….but he also doesn’t fucking care…the kind of free-spirited hippie fashionista who likes that at any given time the cum of at least 4 different men is crusted to the side of her pussy lips….2 of which are married men….along with a bouquet of odors that include bad hygiene, innocent infections, and stds…..so here are some greasy fucking pictures of Sienna Miller because Sienna Miller is a greasy fucking pig and she likes reminding us of that…because she knows it wouldn’t stop any of us from slammin’ her if we had the opportunity….
Kate Bosworth is good. That’s all I have to say about that. Which should make you happy cuz usually I have too much to say about bullshit that doesn’t matter….but this girl is good…and makes me satisfied with leaving it at that…
Here’s a funny story about a rapist who raped a bitch, stole her phone, answered her phone, agreed to sell her back her phone and got busted by the police, which reminds us all that if you rape a bitch, don’t ever agree to meet her to give her back shit you stole from her, cuz she will probably be mad and try to bring you the fuck down….
Based on the bitches ankles, I think she sould have been happy anyone was willing to stick their dick in her, sure the circumstances are shit, but close your eyes woman and take the dick in, pretend it’s just a lover getting rough and playing rape, cuz when you’re legs look like that, I can only imagine what the rest of you looks like and that’s something that is not quite worth having sex with, unless it was for rape, which has been proven to be a non sexual thing…..
But instead she sold the fucker out, and really he deserves it, cuz only an idiot would agree to meet your rape victim, if you don’t already know her, and sell them back their cell phone, unless the bitch is lying and he never raped her, she just wanted people in the community to think that someone thinks she’s worth fucking….
I’ve been spending a few years watching bitches run. I figure I am not about to get in shape but watching girls trying to gets kinda exciting, especially the hotter it gets outside and the less clothes the bitches wear. I see girl in tight shorts, tight pants, sports bras, hard nipples, sweaty pussy….I’ve seen bitches running bare foot, but I’ve never seen anyone run nude, but I’m hoping this influences some of these idiot groupies who think this is a new trend in running and not just a publicity stunt for running shoes….even though I know the second the spandex and lycra comes of – the scarier those fit looking asses become…but I’m okay with that….
Either way, here’s retired supermodel Helena Christensen doing the right kind of comeback work.
If bitches in evening gowns are porn to you, then you’ll be happy that Alessandra Ambrosio, Karolina Kurkova, Taylor Swift, Rosario Dawson, Gisele, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Kristen Stewart, Kate Bosworth, Kristen Stewart, Kirsten Dunst, Maggie Grace, Ivanka Trump, Donatella Versace, Gwen Stefani, Alex Chung, Eva Mendes, Chanel Iman, Elizabeth Banks, Eva Longoria, Emmy Rossum, Padma Lakshmi, Alba, Kate Hudson, J.Lo, Demi Moore, Jessica Szohr and her pose, Sienna Miller, Jessica Biel, Rachel Bilson, Mila Kunis, Christina Hendricks, Oprah, Harry Potter’s Girlfriend and other bitches I don’t care about all wore evening gowns to some event called Costume Instute Gala…..something I wasn’t invited to, will never be invited to, but would consider standing outside begging for change, cuz all this pussy in attendance is rich…..
Unfortunately, evening gowns aren’t porn to me, they are too class, conservative and don’t show off enough pussy lip or penetration so I’m guess I just wasted my time with this….so I fucking hope at least one of you can jerk off to at least one of these pictures…
Seeing old ladies in bikinis is really only hot at the Senior Aquarobics class….but that’s just because I always get to see some grey pubic hair peaking out of their bathing suit bottoms since real old ladies embrace their age and don’t try to keep up with the times by getting bikini waxes, spending the day in the gym to have ripped awkward looking bodies so they can dress like they are young and hip, struggling to get noticed with a TV career all because you have a complex that cuz the pussy your ex-husband who’s name you kept was involved with, looks substantially hotter than you…..Real old ladies are authentic and not trash like this bitch…and authentic is always hot, especially when there is grey pubic hair since it excites me and has excited me since my glory days at the old folk’s home where I had some of my hottest sexually encounters cuz with enough lube, the pussy flowed like a waterfall and there was always one ready and willing when I was….cuz old ladies are easy…especially when they have no idea what is happening to them, are taking a nap, or have dementia….and here is Kelly Bensimon in her bikini with her ripped bodies trying to get noticed cuz this is all she has going for her…this is her peak and she’s not ready to let her low level celebrity slide just yet….
I am not a fashionable person. I just know that when you put an LED lighting system in anything but your swimming pool, you’ve got no fucking taste, not that I ever thought Katy Perry was stylish or cool, she always kinda looked like a circus performer and the only thin interesting about her, or her dress is her breasts, even if they come with her ugly face making stupid Times Square Bomb jokes like the loser fuckin retard idiot that this cunt is….
