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2010

04

May

Jessica Alba’s Mom Ass Crack of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jessica Alba playing mom to her kid since she is a mom now…not that you even remember who Jessica Alba is because she’s wronged you by taking the pregnancy plunge and quickly became insignificant…..

Which is crazy because her career relied on being the young, hot, half spic pussy who didn’t have a kid so everyone wanted a piece of, fantasizing about trying to give her a kid, but she let her emotions get the best of her and figured she had already made enough money if her career would end and knew she could afford to fade into obscurity if that was the worse case scenario, as long as she was locked into her man who was going to leave her prior to the pregnancy for life, but she is the kind of cunt who probably had an ego that didn’t even let her believe that her career would ever dry up, I mean she was the MTV award winner of best actor at least 10 times….i

Either way, like the hot moms on my street who worked back into their stripper bodies, bending their stripper bodies in a variety of hot positions while tending to their half-black stripper offspring, I like to watch but what do you don’t see in these pictures is her violated vagina lips dragging on the city sidewalk….she’s probably thanking god for pants…but I know I’m not…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass Crack|Jessica Alba|Mom

2010

04

May

Madonna Doesn’t Look Like Madonna in Interview of the Day

Here’s a jacked up Madonna who doesn’t even look like Madonna because they’ve edited her face into something almost worth fucking…this is so photoshopped that they should have just hired another model to stand in and call her Madonna, and maybe that’s what they did because I don’t see any rippling muscles or haggard face and really…if I was Madonna in all her disgusting glory…I would probably do the fucking same cuz who wants to deal with the truth of how you actually look….in a hide the mirrors in your house and only let trained photographers with high powered computer skills take pictures for you…cuz that way you can play make-belief since you don’t ever have to look at yourself…good fucking deal….

So if jerking off to Madonna is a childhood memory, this could be your last chance to revisit those years, unless you use youtube or the internet from screencaps from that movie she did called “SEX”….

Posted in:Interview Magazine|Madonna|Photoshop

2010

04

May

Anja Rubik Shows Off her Nipple in Some Magazine of the Day

Anja Rubik is a Polish 27 year old model who escaped a communist life of working the circus as a gynmast bear trainer or whatever it is Polish people do in circuses, eating rationed bread and toilet paper….or working in the sex trade being human trafficked while communism fell and the whole sex trade exploded….and somehow became a model who still shows her tits, but for serious money and in a “fashion” context that gets overlooked as porn, or NSFW, but instead gets seen as art, edgy and interesting, when really all it is is a well-lit nipple slip….

Don’t get me wrong, I love this bitch’s nipples. I just hat hypocrisy cuz when a slut shows her nipple to the world, she’s still a fucking slut and not someone who should be seen as anything but a slut…ya heard?

Posted in:Anja Rubik|Fashion Nudity|Nipples

2010

04

May

Adriana Lima’s Come Back Video of the Day

Adriana Lima is probably one of the hottest models. Sure I liked her before, back when she was a good Catholic Virgin, it made the whole fantasy of seeing her half naked a hell of a lot more interesting, but I get that all girls must give it up every now and then, so when I saw her Come Back video being promoted, I figured I’d do my part to contribute as she is fucking hot and seeing her back int he model scene with her post mom ripped up pussy is better than nothing….So most of this video is her boxing and I’m not into violent bitches who know how to hurt me….but ya know…again it’s better than not seeing her at all….Adriana Lima is fucking hot….violated or not…so watch the video….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Come Back|Model

2010

03

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just out drinking with a group of old ladies who had multiple personalities and very small budgets to buy me drinks….They were haggard would be homeless if they didn’t live in a group home. It was not as sexy as it sounds but halfway into the insanity I realized that I need a video camera but I also need to post my stepLINKS cuz people are waiting for them…but then I remembered no one reads my shit or cares about my stepLINKS…so I ordered a couple more drinks…but then couldn’t appreciate them because I kept thinking I was letting you down….even if you don’t care…I guess I like thinking you do…so I ran home and this is what I came up with….hold me…I love you…


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Scarlett Johansson Almost Flashed Obama Her Vagina
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And Now, The Best Picture You Will See All Day, Possibly All Week
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It’s Fitting That Lohan’s Next Movie Role Will Have Her Playing a Dick Sucker
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Christina Hendricks Is A Sexy Bitch, Here’s The Pics
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Because Monday Will Be Easier If There’s Some Whore in the Mix
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Kelly Brook Is A Nerdy Dominatrix and I Gotta Admit, I’m Feeling It
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When Spiders Take Drugs – VIDEO
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Some Celeb Hotties At the Kentucky Derby
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Jessica Alba’s Ass Crack and Tramp Stamp Wanna Say Hello
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Your Tax Dollars At Work – VIDEO
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And More on Whether Kate Hudson Did or Didn’t Get Implants
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Bedtime for Adrianna
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Teen is Home Alone and Gets Up to No Good
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Hot Sluts of the Day
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Some Molly Sims Bikini Shots
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Drunk Slut Falls Out of a Boat – VIDEO
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How About a 70’s Sing Along
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Maliah Michel is Sexy in Lingerie…Wow
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A Sarah Harding Panty Upskirt
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Adrienne Manning is Just Plain Sexy
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You’re Going to Have to Take a Look at Peache Geldof Here…
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Lesbian Fantasy of the Day
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Sasha Grey is a Sexy Secretary
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A Little Rhianna, Just Cause
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All Three of These Babes Are Going to Have Their Own Show and It Almost Makes Me Want to Steal My Neighbors TV
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Guess Who’s a Lesbian…Of the Day
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Brunette on the Fucking Machine
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Hey There Sarah Jean Underwood
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Renne Zelwegger Has a Tight Body
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Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh
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God Damn I Love Kate Beckinsale
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OMG POWERTHIRST PART 3!!!! YESSSSS!!! – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Sabrina Rolling Around Nude in Bed
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Olivia Munn in FHM
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MacGruber is AMAZING and Now He Is Everywhere – Join In on the Fun
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Crowd Surfing Fail – VIDEO
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Hand Fart Imperial March – VIDEO
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Seriously, WTF Happened to Jenna Jameson’s Face
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Megan is Stripping
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And More of Lucy Pinder Topless
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

03

May

Seductive Webcam Dance of the Day

I think this bitch is doing the Monster Mash….cuz whatever this is it scares me….but it would be a lot better if done in lingerie or naked…let’s just hope a Part 2 of the shit with some strip will hit…cuz nudity makes all things better…even scary things.

Posted in:Camgirl|Fat

2010

03

May

Rihanna Blocks Her Vagina Flash of the Day

Rihanna avoided flashing the world her prostitute cunt at least what I assume is a prostitute cunt cuz there is really only one way out of a life as a garbage man’s daughter in a shanty in Bridgetown and that’s via the sex trade / human trafficking that I guess worked out well for her and the guy who bought her cuz now she’s all famous, money making, while hardly talented enough to get out of a car properly enough to make me forget I hate her….

Here she is grabbing her Vagina in a concert in Berlin…you’ve probably seen these pictures before because it’s a dance move part that is part of her show that she does when in this pink uterus colored latex/pantsless shit she borrowed from Lady Gaga…but she’s still grabbing her pussy in front of 100s of people and like the poor kid at the school play who doesn’t wash proper scratching his genitals, shit’s funny….


Pics via LFI
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Rihanna|Vagina

2010

03

May

Gina Gershon’s Has a Boring Bra On of the Day

I don’t know who Gina Gershon is, but I do know what her bra looks like, and that’s pretty much like every other fucking bra in the history of bras, leading me to wonder why the fuck I bothered posting this shit like it’s fuckin’ hot or worth looking at, when really a bra shouldn’t get anyone over 12 years old turned on and should hardly be noticed except when it’s coming off to get to nipple when your virgin hands struggle to get it off when you finally get that close to a girl, or when you steal one from your mom and put it on yourself to practice taking it off in the event you ever get a girl, realizing how good it feels and leading to your life as a cross-dresser because at least you’re accepted amongst other cross-dressers….I think I’ve gone on a tangeant but the point of everything was to say less bra more nipple.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bra|Gina Gershon|See Through

2010

03

May

Firefighter Story of the Day

So some bitch decided she wanted to work in a man’s job as a fireman and didn’t like what came with the job….which was a boss who made fun of her period, her saggy tits, simulated masturbating and oral sex with the hose and nicknamed his gentials for her…so she did what any useless cunt who can’t take a joke and who figures she might as well ruin a motherfucker’s life while getting herself some kind of settlement so she can retire and ratted him out….

Firemen live in a fucking firehouse for 5 days at a time. They spend 24 hours a day showering together, sleeping together, eating together, working out together and the second you throw pussy in the mix, downtime obviously becomes about the pussy. It’s like that in any aspect of life….if you’re sitting on your couch doing nothing and a bitch walks in, you’re gonna try to bang her or at least talk dirty to her…..

So she wanted that life, signed up for that life and turned her back on a brotherhood that goes back generations of brave dudes who save each other’s lives while saving our lives on the daily….and I say that her other co-workers should show her what sexual harrasment charges does to their bond while letting her burn up in the next local fire….

I hate uptight twats more than I hate myself…..

Posted in:Firefighter|Sexual Harrassment

2010

03

May

Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I love skinny girls….I spent a better part of yesterday stalking a girl…I don’t really like to call it stalking because that would imply I was creepy and criminal when really I was just admiring her because she was skinny and in the smallest tightest shorts I’ve ever seen on a girl. Her legs were long and luxurious and her tits were small and perky….so I did what any guy who had nothing better to do with his time and followed her home. It turns out her last name is “Roberts”…her buzzer code is 1093…she must live alone or she’s just anorexic…cuz she went grocery shopping and bought 1 apple, a case of diet coke and a pound of roast turkey slices, which would explain why she’s so skinny…at 11 pm she left her house and got into a cab that I tried to follow but lost her outside one of those trendy supper club bullshits….and I went home to my pig wife who was eating ice cream and crying about some bullshit I tried to ignore…because I was too busy realizing that life fucking hates me and I’m real bad at it cuz otherwise I’d be bossing Kate Bosworth to bounce her boney ass on my pelvis instead of being afraid my wife is going to get frisky and smother me to death with hers….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kate Bosworth|Legs