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2010

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I thought about doing an April Fool’s joke…a few years ago I re-directed my site to Disney.com and it was a disaster that no one found funny and I figured I gave it my all. I also pretended that the site was owned by some LA production company and was writen by 5 people and is used as backstory to a movie they were releasing the following year, like some Blair Witch Project shit and no one believed it or thought it was funny. Today, I considered posting fat chick fetish content all day, or gay dude content all day, and remembered I hate bullshit holidays every idiot you are forced to sit next to at your work but into to distract themselves from their miserable life by allowing them to pull the same bullshit prank year after year…so I did what any bitter, cynical, lazy person would do and wrote this post about why I didn’t do any pranks, instead of just doing them…I should have just posted a bullshit story about how this site is written by a hot slutty girl who wants to get fucked by each and every one of you…but instead…Here are my stepLINKS and remember the only fool so far this April is you….


Being One of Tiger Woods’s Whores is Big Business, I’m Starting to Wish I Fucked Him Too, Cause I Could Have Retired. No Homo.
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Does This Mean Were Going to Get Some Lesbian Videos of Sookeh Stackhouse?
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10 Best Natural Hooters in Hollywood
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Alyssa Milano is Lookin Hot
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Master Of…Business Card Throwing? – VIDEO
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If Your Penis Size Made You Feel Unadequate, Now Your Inability to Impress People With Your Strength Will As well
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Some Shauna Sand, Just Because
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Nigella’s XXX-Mas – VIDEO
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If I Was Zach Braff, I’d Totally Be Trying to Bang Emily Rossum Too
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS! Not Much More I Can Say
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Big Tits On the Street
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Air Comet is Protesting By Letting Their Hot Flight Attendants Get Naked and I Like It – VIDEO
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Honestly, If You Work in an Office Everyday and Want to Put a Bullet in Your Head Cause of Shit Like This, I Don’t Blame You
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When Equipment FAILS – VIDEO
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Candice Swanepoel is Lookin Hot
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Hey There Freckles!!
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Damn! Check Out the Ass on Nicki Minaj
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Alot of Sluts to Choose From – Gallery
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Marlena is Looking Tasty
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Miley Cyrus Jailbail Bikeride
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Some April Fools Fun
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Alessandra Ambrosio In Her Bra And Panties
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Here’s The Trailer Where You Can Watch Angelina Jolies Tits Jiggle in SALT
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Lizz Robbins Has a Body to Die For
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Jessica Szohr is in a Bikini
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Ianisha is All Wet
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In Case You Missed the Amazing SCARFACE SCHOOL PLAY
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And More Alessandra Ambrosio
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Anna is a Wild Child
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This Blonde slut Almost Banged Jesse James Too
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Vickie Blows is Topless
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Aria Giovanni Looks Just as Good at Night
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Follow Me, Sucker
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Apr

Kim Kardashian Finally Shows Her Ass in Her White Bikini of the Day

It’s funny that Kim Kardashian likes to keep her cock black and apparently today she likes to keep her bikinis white….while keeping herself a nice shade of shit color….

I was surprised to see she actually took her surong, or whatever the fuck that beach blanket she’s got wrapped around her ass because she knows her ass is in no condition to show off, and I’m really not convinved that ass we’re looking at is actually her ass, but instead a stand-in or stunt double, cuz I know her show can afford to hire some cheesy whore to stand in, since it makes money for some reason I’ll never understand….but I am pretty convinced the end is very near for them…

I am glad people seem to care less about these cunts, and these reality shows, so it’s just a matter of time before it’s over, it is beyond me that people even bother watching these aging brats in action but as long as she’s showing her sloppy body off in a bikini, I’ll keep on watching, not cuz I like it, but because I like anything in a bikini, trainwreck or not…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Kim Kardashian

2010

01

Apr

Marla Maples is a Tight Rich Old Lady in a Bikini of the Day

Girls if you’re wondering what the benefits of marrying rich are, they include having all the money in the world with no need to actually work to pay the bills, giving you all the time in the world to hang with your really ugly daughter you had to have to ensure proper payment, and who despite being ashamed of, are happy you have because it has proved to be really fucking profitable, and when you’re not with your ugly daughter cuz you’ve pawned her off to the staff, or the really premium private school you hope educates her very well since her looks won’t be getting her too far, but then again her dad probably will, you can go to the fucking gym and get Abs at 50 in some very freaky, but kinda hot way….probably no hot enough to warrent the monthly checks Trump signs over to her, but he can afford it so who really gives a fuck….

So fuck the poor guy on the side, when the rich guy is at the office and on business trips, cuz shit can make your life a hell of a lot better and all you have to do is fuck them a few times, when they aren’t too busy cheating on you, and make a few public appearances…easy prostitution….like staging a couple paparazzi pics to stay relevant…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Marla Maples|Old Lady|Tight Body

2010

01

Apr

Funny Gay Fighter at a Chicago Public Aid Office of the Day

I don’t really know what’s going on here or what instigated this fight, but I can only assume it was something gay, like maybe the dude told the other dude he didn’t look good in heels, or that he was not going to be the next J.Lo and he went fuckin insane and showed him that despite how limp a motherfucker’s wrist is, if they are from the ghetto, they know how to fuckin’ react proper and not with their dick sucking ability but with their pent up anger…and years of having to defend themselves from the less gay friendly people in the housing projects….

The ultimate fuck you to the dude who got beat down by the psycho queen, is when the brawling homo does a little dance like he’s on fucking broadway before being kicked out….I can here the dude who got beat down’s balls fold into a fucking into a vagina with every dance step…this is too nuts to be real.

Posted in:Gay Fighter

2010

01

Apr

Khloe Kardashian Stuffs Her Pig Face of the Day

Khloe Kardashian is a fucking pig and here she is stuffing her face…but then again when you are a a fucking beast of a person and she needs to fuel herself somehow and if it’s not with food…I have a feeling it’d be dangerous….you know if you starve this bitch out for a couple of hours we’re at risk of her grabbing anything near her, from people’s small dogs to their small children, so it’s probably best to keep her full, no matter how scary that may be to restaurants with an all you can eat ice cream bar.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Eating|Khloe Kardashian|Monster|Pig

2010

01

Apr

Hayley Duff Walking the Dog With No Bra on of the Day

Here’s another set of pictures I’m not allowed to use, but have something to say about them and that’s that Hayley Duff in no way is fucking disgusting. She’s got this horse face that no matter how big her tits are or how decent her ass looks in a pair of pajama pants can’t be ignored…and I actually have a hatred for the girl because my friend forced me to watch the worst movie in the world that she somehow managed to be the star of that I can only assume her sister pulled some strings to get her the job as latching onto her sister’s celebrity has been a constant theme in her life and her career and is probably what finances her life….but I’d still love to see her naked, but then again I want to see every girl naked….whether they are the second rate bottom feeding sister of some rich semi-retired teen starlet or not…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Braless|Hayley Duff

2010

01

Apr

Scarlett Johansson in the Iron Man 2 Poster of the Day

I am just posting this Iron Man 2 poster for the virgin losers who think Scarlett Johansson still has it going on, or who already thing they’re engaged to her just based on the amount of times they’ve jerked off to her pictures between Role Playing videogames and the quality of the full body digital print they’ve managed to get on their bedsheets so that they feel like she’s in bed with them everynight, cuz that’s just how committed virgin loser comic book geeks are….

I figure at least one of you can jerk off to this movie poster, despite how fake she looks, because you’ve been getting off to cartoons for decades, so it’s not that much of a stretch…enjoy….

Posted in:Iron Man 2|Poster|Scarlett Johansson

2010

01

Apr

Toni Collette’s Nasty Small Tits in United States of Tara of the Day

The thing I like about small tits is that they are perky. You know small, firm, round, small nipples that are good to suck on and they age well.

So whenever I see hot chicks with nice little tits I get excited knowing that the nipples aim to the sky and will stay that way until they end up being too old to get jerked off on, if that’s even possible, considering I’d pretty much jerk off on tits of any age, but you get what I’m saying….

That was until today when Toni Collette decided to do a topless scene in her TV show that forced me to remember my small tit dreams are really just a dream, cuz every once in a while comes along a sloppy, National Geographic tribal small tits, that ruins all the fun for all the small tits that live up to my theory…

Thanks bitch. Now put your fucking shirt on….What do you think this is….Woodstock?….Fucking Hippie.

Posted in:Saggy|Small Tit|Toni Collette

2010

01

Apr

Erin Andrews Shows Us What It Takes of the Day

I think it’s pretty obvious that Erin Andrews has figured out how men work, you know since she spent her career working in a men’s field working as a Sportscaster for ESPN, but really only making a name of herself when some dude she probably paid installed some spy cameras on her and released the nude videos to the internet….and here she is demonstrating how it works…without actually putting a dick in her mouth because that would really give away her secret to getting famous enough to be on Dancing with the Stars, which isn’t really famous at all and it would make her out to be the whore she obviously is….and she’s trying to keep that underwraps…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dick Suckin' Stance|Erin Andrews

2010

01

Apr

Aubrey O’Day Has a Seriously Shitty Body of the Day

Aubrey O’Day has taken this eating thing a little too far. I get that she loves black dude attention becuase they are the only people who give her any attention because they are the only people who appreciate a fat white girl…and I guess that was a market she liked taping into because it took a lot of pressure off her in terms of actually getting off her ass and exercising….The only weird thing about it is that she’s trying to turn herself into a fat black woman, which is pretty much career suicide because black dudes hate black women and really I don’t know why I am analyzing this bullshit because bitch doesn’t deserve this much thought….but it is funny that she’s still celebrating on her Playboy cover from a year ago, by wearing a Miss March necklace, which was probably the last work she’s got and will ever get, so her life goal has finally been accomplished…..cuz she’s fat ghetto trash…enjoy…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Fat