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2010

22

Mar

Shauna Sand is a Fossil in Her Bikini of the Day

I’ve seen these pictures before…I recognize the bikini, the fake tits, the body, the ass…I know underneath this pink trimmed camo bikini is a grey, dying, hard lookin’ pussy I’ve seen get fucked…and the whole thing is like a museum exhibit and the only thing that makes me know this is a new picture, from a new day is the gay boy toy she is frolicking around with….I am not sure why gay dudes like pretending to be straight to get with her since she is a monster who can barely get herself work so I guess they are just drawn to the meaty pussy that looks like an elderly man’s testicles…that bring back memories of when they used to get molested…but even he looks like he’s wondering how the fuck he fucks this thing…and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Shauna Sand

2010

22

Mar

Olivia Munn Does Complex of the Day

I don’t like anything about Olivia Munn. There are hotter girls sitting on my stoop in the summer than this bitch, but the girls on my stoop just aren’t as good at marketing themselves to an audience of people who are easy to win over. Seriously, being the poster girl of G4 TV to technology-obsessed geeks really doesn’t take much….as they are loyal and just like any girl who speaks their language….and as she slowly sneaks her way into the masturbation of dudes who aren’t gamer virgins, like the hip hop crowd, I’ll be there to watch and wonder why…cuz sometimes life’s mysteries, like Olivia Munn being seen as hot, makes life more interesting than if there was an actual hot girl on the cover of this mag.

I do love Complex because they did a feature on me a long time ago….but Olivia Munn needs replacing despite how loyal these gamer virgins are…seriously…one gamer loser I know still talks about Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy like shit hasn’t been off the air for a decade….

Posted in:Complex|Olivia Munn|Ugly

2010

21

Mar

Jake Gyllanhaal Pushes Girls Around of the Day

I went to a restaurant called Garde Manager tonight with a girl. We were drinking innocently for a good hour, watching the gang of idiots file in and fill the place up….Then Jake Gyllanhaal walked in with a few chubby girls…..and everyone went nuts….Girls were screaming his name and he was basking in all the attention. You could tell dude thought he was god’s gift to the world…….They took over a table, everyone sucked up to him and he was the hero of the night…every one validated his celebrity.

He danced like on the bench of his table loving the attention and was throwing his arms in the air like he owned the world….I got annoyed….I couldn’t handle this ego doing his dance while acting like he was God’s gift to the world, so I decided to ask him a question….I walked up to his booth and asked the chubby girl he was making out with:

Hey isn’t that the guy who killed Heath Ledger….

An innocent comment….that apparently he couldn’t take…so he took his acting class lessons seriously as he started screaming at chanelled the birthday he didn’t get the red bike-in my face like a role he rehearsed…he started throwing his hands in the air all while saying things like “get the fuck out here” and “I will break you” flailing his arms around like he meant business….but it was really a fucking joke…

I laughed but the bouncers didn’t so I got escorted out after I had to pay my bill…the girl I was with was stuck inside where Gyllanhaal decided to take out his anger on her….by pushing her into the table at least once before his crew held him back…..

Maybe these people aren’t used to being teased and everyone around them sucks up to them…so here he was shoving her against the table, hurting her, making her cry before his crew of handlers pulled him off her…

That is unacceptable….

He pretty much hit a girl….He bullied a girl…for no reason other than something I said hurt his ego, or made him go nuts, made him think he should show the world how tough he was, or whatever lie he was pulling, since if he was actually Heath Ledger’s friend, he probably would have been there for him in his low point…..save your lies and fabricated sincerity for the people who already suck up to you…the rest of us know you’re nothing but a woman beating bubble boy…..

I’m no psychologist…but I will say that maybe dude is a homosexual…maybe he hangs with fat girls to make him feel important….maybe he beats up cute girls cuz he hates women….all while giving him security….

He is an actor. He doesn’t own the world. He is in Montreal for a few weeks…but for some reason montreal thinks he is above the law. They think he should be treated like a queen but really, when I see a dude hit a girl or shove a girl, I know he’s nothing but trash….but this is Real Life….This is not a movie….he should not be able to get away with this ridiculousness.

The Restaurant was called Garde Manger. Don’t go there if you are ever in the city. They support guys who are in movies who shove women and turn around and throw out those women…

Jake Gyllanhaal has no respect. He is not what you see in movies. He is an ego with a horrible attitude and he hurts women because he gets upset and throws fits.

Garde Manger, the restaurant that kicked us out is hanging onto their reputation, trying to stay cool, pretending they are legit, while disrespecting their patrons….their bouncers kicked me the fuck out to impress Jake Gyllenhall even though he shoved a woman….

Whether Gyllanhaal killed Australian actors by not stopping them from using drugs or not, cuz they were preoccupied with themselves he still has no right hurting an innocent girl…it is unacceptable and it needs to get out there…tell your friends…Jake Gyllanhaal hurt a girl…..he is not a man…he is a sick, drugged up, insecure celebrity who isn’t even important or relevant in the world…..

The craziest thing was that his crew was holding him back…..as he got rough with the girl after he lost his shit….It’s like some switch went off and he went nuts….very unstable….

She won’t press charges, because she’s not like that..but he did shove her, hurt her and made her cry….

More soon….

Update – I don’t have pics but I did see him make out with a fat girl. I love how celebs are above the law and can do whatever they want. What I said only offended him 45 seconds after he laughed and decided to play angry. Gay cowboys are pussies. But more importantly the restaurant owes me 200 dollars.

Trust me it was amazing…until I was kicked out and the girl I was with got attacked for my amazing joke! Girls shouldn’t get beat up especially by guys who bully girls…I am not the emo fag, gyllenhaal is…I have never seen someone act like such a baby ever.

What it comes down to is Sticks and stones will break my bones but Heath ledger jokes will always hurt Jake Gyllenhaal…enough to shove a girl hard enough to make her cry…

Posted in:Jake Gyllanhaal

2010

20

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood Star Wars Nerd Car Wash of the Day

Spring is here – that means it is time to get your car washed…and if you’re like me and you don’t have a car…it’s always entertaining to walk about to those school groups and charity car washes and asking the hottest bitch whether she wants to give you a wash….they never say yes…and if they are under 18….you sometimes get threatened…but pussy is a volume game….one may agree to do it and then I can die a happy man….

Not as happy as the boom mic guy in one of these videos though, I mean sure Sara Jean is hot, but her working the camera is cheesy as fuck and no matter how hot a body is, I can still get annoyed by a bitch….and not think this is the fucking top of the pussy ladder…..there’s hotter bitches out there for you to fuck. Trust me.

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2010

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Friday night and if you aren’t at a party where at least one person gets naked, even if you’re the person getting naked, then it’s not worth living…because I’ve been drinking hard for many fucking years in hopes of something like this going down…but the older I get, the less hope I have in being somewhere girls who aren’t getting paid to get naked get naked…but I guess I’ll keep trying to make it happen cuz without dreams there’s no point in living…So get off your couch but before you do…..

I Will Be the Best Friend Ever

Then check out our stepLINKS…..and by our I mean my stepLINKS…..I am a horrible sharer….

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Oh Yeah BTW, This Michelle Bombshell Slut is Also a Fucking NAZI
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And Now, Your Latest Acid Trip – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Even The Politicians in Korea are Fucking Ninjas!
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Lady Gaga’s Hottest Pics…Yes, You Read That Right…
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Because If You’re as Choosy About Sluts as I Am, You Like a Little Variety
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15 of the Hottest Sports Slut Fans you’ll See All Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Give You a Happy Ending…to Your Week
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Fuck These Teenaged, Giggling Sluts – VIDEO
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A Ridiculous Ass I’d Like To Meet
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Leggy and I Like It
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Lindsay Lohan is Making New Friends, and By Making New Friends I Mean Pissing Off Entire Countries of People
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So THAT’S What Happens When a Zambonie Falls Through Ice – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart…of the Day
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Gotta Love a Gallery of Giant Tits
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Katherine Has Left Me Speechless
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Sam Cook is Topless, Blonde and I Like the Way She’s Put Together
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It’s a No Panty Party
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Adriana Lima Naked Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man I Don’t Care If She’s On the Thin Side, Angelina Jolie is Lookin Fit.
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What’s That Smell??? Oh It’s Just The Body Decomposing Under The Hotel Bed…
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Heidi Montag goes Through Managers Faster Then She Does Sets of Implants
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song, Or Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song? – VIDEO
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Molly and Sammie Are Eating Some Pussy
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Girl Loses Panties Prank – VIDEO
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I’d Bang J-Woww From Jersey Shore, Beer Gut and All
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Surprise! Guess Who is About to Lose Their House?
(It’s Really Not a surprise At All)
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If chewbacca Ordered a Hooker, This Would Be Her – VIDEO
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Get Ready to Puke Cause There is Most Probably Ke$ha Nudes/Sex Tape Floating Around
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Real Life Pokemon Battle – VIDEO
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Who Would You Fuck? Rachel, Mila or Andeline?
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You Know I Don’t If She’s Not Skinny as Fuck, I’d Still Be All Over Janet Jackson
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HOT Brunettes Get It On – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

19

Mar

Religion is Beautiful of the Day

As long as you think gay sex is beautiful.

See I was a young boy in an orphanage in Mexico and I saw some pretty homo shit go down. Nothing serious happened to me but I knew at a young age religion was fucked, only because shit was corrupted by perverts, ex-cons, drug addicts, homeless and homosexuals who decided to become priests when they couldn’t find their way in normal society…..

Shit was population control, it is dated, uninteresting and unrealistic….It didn’t evolve with society and the lessons in it may be nice and wholesome and the fear that living a bad life may send you to hell is alright when you want people to self-govern…but when you see a priest or “ambassador of god”, who spent his life shoving the lessons down people’s throats, committed to the cause, while having gay sex with a 19 year old, you gotta wonder how legit the whole thing is….and I’m going with not very legit…

That’s not to say to not believe in whatever you believe in, don’t get bitter and think there is no God, don’t stop your little sex cult you’re creating in your neighborhood, cuz I don’t care what you believe I jut care when your religious idios are hypocrites…but I suggest you don’t go visit your priest afterhours and let him trick you into sucking on his old weathered dick for Jesus or some shit…

No this is not a gay site, but apparently when shit is sent from God it makes the sex not gay, but instead Holy….and I just find it a funny story…

Posted in:Religion

2010

19

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Reminds Me of Nude Scandals of the Day

There was an era when nude pics would get everyone excited about celebrities. Back when Paris and Lindsay and Britney were all showing their vaginas in various situations that made this celebrity bullshit almost entertaining to watch…it was like the scandals were actually scandalous…but then something happened where everyone stopped caring, we all got desensitized and celebrities became reality stars and accessible on Facebook and Twitter and the lovelty wore the fuck off…leaving idiots like me with sites no one cares about, with memories of the day I got a lawyers letter for posting this teenage Disney stars muff, telling war stories in bars, when everyone else has forgot the war…it’s gonna be time to move on soon…I just have no where to go….at least if I got pics of naked chicks wanting fame it’d be worth going on…but that never happens…so everyday is just a miserable reminder….RIP celebrity scandals…you don’t exist anymore and Vanessa Hudgens is our reminder of the last we care about….and here she is showing off her little slutty body, in a slutty aninmal print dress, making slutty bedroom eyes on her slutty immigrant face at an event that is probably not even worth mentioning…cuz they are all bullshit…maybe I’m just depressed that I’m not drunk right now…Let’s forget this emo shit ever happened….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Scandals|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

19

Mar

Karolina Kurkova Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and because she’s not as fat as she was when they were giving her warning to stop eating and she pretended it was a thyroid problem, which it probably was if a thyroid problem is code of eating as much donuts as I can in one sitting….but she still looks a lot like a monster and sometimes that’s not a bad thing like when you’re walking down dark alleys and come across 4 black dudes in baggy pants, or on halloween when you don’t feel like dressing up.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Skinny|Uncategorized

2010

19

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Does Movies of the Day

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Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Broolyn Decker is in the new Adam Sandler movie with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Heid Montag….meaning she’s really taken her new title and made it work for her, I mean before her husband Andy Roddick and his sports agent forced the Sports magazine to take her off the inside pages, and make her feel like she’s special, like the best of all the other girls…she was just following him from tournament to tournament and getting the odd job, but now she gets to be in an Adam Sandler movie, something that would have only been cool if this was 1994 and you were 14 years old…cuz in the last 16 years we’ve collectively realized his stupid voices just aren’t funny…

But at least she’s got good tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Movies

2010

19

Mar

Mickey Rourke Hot Groupie Pussy of the Day

I shouldn’t call this girl a groupie, I mean Miceky Rourke seems pretty cool and I’m sure his plastic face has never had an issue getting pussy, but I do think her lack of interest while talking on her phone with her friend in her native Russian that Rourke doesn’t understand goes a little something like this….”Oh my god, I met Mickey Rourke last night….He’s the guy from the movie the Wrestler…I told you there were famous people everywhere in America…of course I fucked him…yeah he’s alright he just looks in the mirror a lot…I don’t know how I should get him to marry me…see if he marries me I will be at all the events and he has friends who can get me work so that I can live the American dream…I know I am too hot for him…but seriously he won an Oscar…That’s like winning three coupons for rationed bread back home”…..if you know what I mean….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Groupie|Mickey Rourke