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2010

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Friday night and if you aren’t at a party where at least one person gets naked, even if you’re the person getting naked, then it’s not worth living…because I’ve been drinking hard for many fucking years in hopes of something like this going down…but the older I get, the less hope I have in being somewhere girls who aren’t getting paid to get naked get naked…but I guess I’ll keep trying to make it happen cuz without dreams there’s no point in living…So get off your couch but before you do…..

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Then check out our stepLINKS…..and by our I mean my stepLINKS…..I am a horrible sharer….

Hot Hip Hop Pussy
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Oh Yeah BTW, This Michelle Bombshell Slut is Also a Fucking NAZI
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And Now, Your Latest Acid Trip – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Even The Politicians in Korea are Fucking Ninjas!
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Lady Gaga’s Hottest Pics…Yes, You Read That Right…
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Because If You’re as Choosy About Sluts as I Am, You Like a Little Variety
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15 of the Hottest Sports Slut Fans you’ll See All Day
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Alessandra Ambrosio Will Give You a Happy Ending…to Your Week
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Fuck These Teenaged, Giggling Sluts – VIDEO
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A Ridiculous Ass I’d Like To Meet
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Jessica Alba Down Blouse
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Vanessa Hudgens Is Leggy and I Like It
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Lindsay Lohan is Making New Friends, and By Making New Friends I Mean Pissing Off Entire Countries of People
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So THAT’S What Happens When a Zambonie Falls Through Ice – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart…of the Day
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Gotta Love a Gallery of Giant Tits
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Katherine Has Left Me Speechless
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Sam Cook is Topless, Blonde and I Like the Way She’s Put Together
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It’s a No Panty Party
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Adriana Lima Naked Throwback
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Man I Don’t Care If She’s On the Thin Side, Angelina Jolie is Lookin Fit.
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What’s That Smell??? Oh It’s Just The Body Decomposing Under The Hotel Bed…
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Heidi Montag goes Through Managers Faster Then She Does Sets of Implants
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Now Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song, Or Does T-Pain Know How to Write a Song? – VIDEO
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Molly and Sammie Are Eating Some Pussy
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Girl Loses Panties Prank – VIDEO
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I’d Bang J-Woww From Jersey Shore, Beer Gut and All
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Surprise! Guess Who is About to Lose Their House?
(It’s Really Not a surprise At All)
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If chewbacca Ordered a Hooker, This Would Be Her – VIDEO
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Get Ready to Puke Cause There is Most Probably Ke$ha Nudes/Sex Tape Floating Around
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Real Life Pokemon Battle – VIDEO
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Who Would You Fuck? Rachel, Mila or Andeline?
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You Know I Don’t If She’s Not Skinny as Fuck, I’d Still Be All Over Janet Jackson
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HOT Brunettes Get It On – VIDEO
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2010

19

Mar

Religion is Beautiful of the Day

As long as you think gay sex is beautiful.

See I was a young boy in an orphanage in Mexico and I saw some pretty homo shit go down. Nothing serious happened to me but I knew at a young age religion was fucked, only because shit was corrupted by perverts, ex-cons, drug addicts, homeless and homosexuals who decided to become priests when they couldn’t find their way in normal society…..

Shit was population control, it is dated, uninteresting and unrealistic….It didn’t evolve with society and the lessons in it may be nice and wholesome and the fear that living a bad life may send you to hell is alright when you want people to self-govern…but when you see a priest or “ambassador of god”, who spent his life shoving the lessons down people’s throats, committed to the cause, while having gay sex with a 19 year old, you gotta wonder how legit the whole thing is….and I’m going with not very legit…

That’s not to say to not believe in whatever you believe in, don’t get bitter and think there is no God, don’t stop your little sex cult you’re creating in your neighborhood, cuz I don’t care what you believe I jut care when your religious idios are hypocrites…but I suggest you don’t go visit your priest afterhours and let him trick you into sucking on his old weathered dick for Jesus or some shit…

No this is not a gay site, but apparently when shit is sent from God it makes the sex not gay, but instead Holy….and I just find it a funny story…

Posted in:Religion

2010

19

Mar

Vanessa Hudgens Reminds Me of Nude Scandals of the Day

There was an era when nude pics would get everyone excited about celebrities. Back when Paris and Lindsay and Britney were all showing their vaginas in various situations that made this celebrity bullshit almost entertaining to watch…it was like the scandals were actually scandalous…but then something happened where everyone stopped caring, we all got desensitized and celebrities became reality stars and accessible on Facebook and Twitter and the lovelty wore the fuck off…leaving idiots like me with sites no one cares about, with memories of the day I got a lawyers letter for posting this teenage Disney stars muff, telling war stories in bars, when everyone else has forgot the war…it’s gonna be time to move on soon…I just have no where to go….at least if I got pics of naked chicks wanting fame it’d be worth going on…but that never happens…so everyday is just a miserable reminder….RIP celebrity scandals…you don’t exist anymore and Vanessa Hudgens is our reminder of the last we care about….and here she is showing off her little slutty body, in a slutty aninmal print dress, making slutty bedroom eyes on her slutty immigrant face at an event that is probably not even worth mentioning…cuz they are all bullshit…maybe I’m just depressed that I’m not drunk right now…Let’s forget this emo shit ever happened….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Scandals|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

19

Mar

Karolina Kurkova Shows Off Her Legs of the Day

I guess it’s safe to say that the Fat Victoria’s Secret model has been put on suspension, because I am pretty sure walking around with a bag that isn’t a Victoria’s Secret bag is in the Victoria’s Secret contract next to we will never see your family if you don’t give us your fucking life…..and because she’s not as fat as she was when they were giving her warning to stop eating and she pretended it was a thyroid problem, which it probably was if a thyroid problem is code of eating as much donuts as I can in one sitting….but she still looks a lot like a monster and sometimes that’s not a bad thing like when you’re walking down dark alleys and come across 4 black dudes in baggy pants, or on halloween when you don’t feel like dressing up.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Karolina Kurkova|Skinny|Uncategorized

2010

19

Mar

Brooklyn Decker Does Movies of the Day

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Sports Illustrated Cover Girl Broolyn Decker is in the new Adam Sandler movie with the likes of Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman and Heid Montag….meaning she’s really taken her new title and made it work for her, I mean before her husband Andy Roddick and his sports agent forced the Sports magazine to take her off the inside pages, and make her feel like she’s special, like the best of all the other girls…she was just following him from tournament to tournament and getting the odd job, but now she gets to be in an Adam Sandler movie, something that would have only been cool if this was 1994 and you were 14 years old…cuz in the last 16 years we’ve collectively realized his stupid voices just aren’t funny…

But at least she’s got good tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooklyn Decker|Movies

2010

19

Mar

Mickey Rourke Hot Groupie Pussy of the Day

I shouldn’t call this girl a groupie, I mean Miceky Rourke seems pretty cool and I’m sure his plastic face has never had an issue getting pussy, but I do think her lack of interest while talking on her phone with her friend in her native Russian that Rourke doesn’t understand goes a little something like this….”Oh my god, I met Mickey Rourke last night….He’s the guy from the movie the Wrestler…I told you there were famous people everywhere in America…of course I fucked him…yeah he’s alright he just looks in the mirror a lot…I don’t know how I should get him to marry me…see if he marries me I will be at all the events and he has friends who can get me work so that I can live the American dream…I know I am too hot for him…but seriously he won an Oscar…That’s like winning three coupons for rationed bread back home”…..if you know what I mean….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Groupie|Mickey Rourke

2010

19

Mar

Craigslist Deals of the Day

The first Craigslist deal of the day is a father selling his kid for $5,000. Apparently the kid doesn’t fuss and if he does all you have to do is shove the fucker in the closet. I can only assume this is a joke that made the news becuase the news are idiots but it’s still funny…

But in more interesting deals on Craigslist…..here’s a husband selling his wife for sex on Craigslist because sometimes getting paid to let someone fuck your wife you don’t want to fuck anymore and force her to do it if she fights by threatening your kids makes sense…unfortunately the laws are uptight and call it prostitution and kidnapping even if it’s just for sexual fetsihes, the recession but most importantly…FUN…

Posted in:Craigslist

2010

19

Mar

Michelle Bombshell is Naked But Still Scares Me of the Day

I’ve been watching the Blind Side trailer for the last hour….I am getting a huge kick out of this whole thing…It seems like girls you meet at bars don’t really give a fuck about the humor in all this, they all sympathize with Sandra Bullock, like she represents them or something, while she’s just some pig celebrity who is probably really into herself, despite what bullshit her PR people tell her to say in interviews. Sure, it’s nice to believe she’s human and that this is the same situation as if it happened to the nice girl down the street or your sister, but it’s not…it’s all bullshit…really funny bullshit…especially since this Bombshell girl looks like someone insane, cuz anyone with a forehead tattoo and a swastika tattoo and White Power tattoos always look like they are one meth hit away from shooting the local park the black kids play at..

I do hate that this trash is getting famous and everyone is talking about her and her shitty face and body and wish it ended, but I guess molested girls withs serious baggage who were raised AMISH always have a place in my heart….because they are so fucking obvious…and try so fucking hard to fit…by going one step too far…proven by this piece of shit garbage…with shitty fake tits….

Posted in:Michelle Bombshell|Topless

2010

19

Mar

Britney Spears is Looking Unstable in Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears was out shopping in a ridiculous outfit and I don’t think she was wearing a bra, because her nipples that are positioned great for midgets to suck on, seem to be exposed, but I’m too lazy to look, I just figure anyone dressed like a court jesters is about to lose her fucking shit again and the whole world will get another Britney Spears media takeover…I figured she’s already shaved her head for us, maybe this time she’ll shave her pussy in some manic rage for us, but I guess that’s just wishful thinking and the liklihood of her next episode being hot is really unlikely and I’ve got my money on her taking a shit in public, jumping off a bridge, or something equally funny but not so easy to jerk off to, but then again, since bitch turned 18 she hasn’t been so easy to jerk off to….

Either way, here are some pics of her lookin like she’s a bout to blow the fuck up in some wild bloomers you’d expect to find on your grandmother back in 1890…something that may bring back fond memories of childhood masturbation…if you’re 70.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Legs|Shorts

2010

19

Mar

Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Tits of the Day

The only thing hot about pregnancy is that it makes tits milk filled for a little while. I guess that’s the logic husbands use when they try to fuck their post pregnant wife and her newly stretched out pussy in a “hey at least she’s got tits” despite the other 30 pounds she’s gained and won’t lose but will blame you for every time you fight or she tries to squeeze into her wedding dress only to be reminded of her new mom body….which usually happens well after her milk has dried up and her tits are like empty grocery bags in the wind…and the whole thing is depressing but not as despressing as Ellen Pompeo’s haggard face…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Tits