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2010

12

Mar

Michael J. Fox Shows Off his Wife and her Hard Mom Nipples of the Day

Michael J. Fox the human vibrator is showing off his wife and her mom body again. It’s like you’d think dude would take a fucking break and spend a day shaking in fucking bed already, but instead he’s eager to enjoy every moment of this vacation and I guess it’s a lot more inspiring that the 55 year old dude who looks 90, pushing 300 pounds who sits on the side of the street moaning in pain so that people ask him if he’s ok and he can give his speech about having some bullshit disease. Yesterday it was liver failure, two weeks ago it was lung cancer cuz he likes his terminal illness to constantly change while feeling sorry for himself…

So if you like hard mom nipples with a sweet compassion who could have have walked out on the dude when she had the chance, but decided to stand by her man and help him like it was her job, and I guess a good paying job because he did make a lot of money over his career and she does have the good life thanks to him, not to mention she hooked him in early on in his career when he was just not short and not livin’ the daily earthquake…

Here are the saint’s at these nipples because most girls are self-involved cunts who crave attention and always want more than what they have. The wholesome mother who dyes easter eggs with her kids while the husband is making milkshakes just doesn’t exist these days, so let these pictures be a reminder that you will never find a love like this, or a loyalty like this, unless you marry a fat chick.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Michael J. Fox|Nipples|Tracey

2010

12

Mar

Nicolette Sheridan in a See Through Shirt of the Day

Nicolette Sheridan is one of those self-involved cunts who craves male attention, but in her defense, she did spend the better part of the last 20 years in a relationship with Michael Bolton, and his idea of getting it on is blow drying his hair and asking her what she thinks about it….

The good thing about those self-involved cunts who crave male attention while trying to stay classy, is that well into their 40s they still look worth fucking, thanks to making a key decision in her youth….and that key decision was to have an abortion everytime it came up….

So for every slutty picture of this old lady you see you can thank Michael Bolton and Abortions for making it happen…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Nicolette Sheridan|See Through

2010

11

Mar

The New Gaga and Beyonce Telephone Video of the Day

I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.

Posted in:Beyonce|Cunts|Lady Gaga|Panties|Prison|Ugly

2010

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me to tell me that my site is 2,145 in the USA, that means if you were to line-up all the websites in the world, I’d be the 2,145th in line. That may not seem like much and my bank account proves it, but I was thinking about it, and realized that there are a fucking lot of websites out there, so maybe 2,145th isn’t all that bad….but if it wasn’t all that bad I’d be better off than the gutter trash I am, so it really means nothing…and I am sure many sites much smaller than me who make a hell of a lot more money than me, re-affirming that I am the loser I already know I am….

But I don’t need the website to make me rich, I just found a pair of really large women’s underwear on the floor and the piss, blood and shit smear stain that looks a lot like Michael Jackson buttfucking Corey Haim while Jesus, Farrah Fawcett, DJ Am and Dorothy from the Golden Girls are jerking off in the corner….Shit’s gonna sell for huge money on ebay….literally…here are my stepLINKS…warning – I wrote them drunk as fuck so they may be off – but that’s pretty expected from me…

Yeah Don’t Be Sorry Justine Timberlake, If I Was You, I Would Be Banging Strippers Instead of Jessica Biel Too
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Because I Believe In Handing You Things On a Silver Platter, Especially Whores
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All The Women Rapper Nas Has Fucked
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Michelle Branch is Looking Slutty and I Love It
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The Top Ten Best Songs About Being Horney
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Howard Stern Beauty Pageant: Jamie Jungers Tops Tiger Woods Mistresses
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A Sort of Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud is Better Than Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud
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Kristen Stewart is Looking Good on Jay Leno
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Temper Temper Gordon Boyd – VIDEO
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You Can Keep A Piece Of Corey Haim With You Forever…Provided You Have a Telephone – VIDEO
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Blondie Shows It All Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lady Gaga Could HAve Died on this Flight, Too Bad She Didn’t
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Gemma Atkinson in Lingerie
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Considering Corey Haim Died of a Drug Overdose and Not a STD From This Slut, I’m Thinking He Got Off Easy
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Girls Peeing – A Gallery
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Brenda Lee Has the Type of Body I Wanna Put My Hands All Over
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In Case You Haven’t Seen How Insanely Hot Tiger Woods’ Wife Is, Here She is Again
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Ashley and August Get Down With Each Other
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Gabrielle Union Was Lookin Curvey and Hot at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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Gotta Love Tits In Action – Here’s Some Great GIFS I Know You’ll Make Use Of
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Forheard Titties Are the Future
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Seriously, Some Dudes Just Deserve to Be Castrated and That’s All There Is To It
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Okay Heidi Montag Has Officially Lost Her Mind
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Larisa is a Wild Blonde
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Looking Not Disgusting and Diseased and Quite Frankly I Am Shocked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Christina Ricci Edition
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Casual Jessica Simpson Make Her Sex Appeal Sky Rocket
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Ninja Kick Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Gemma Arterton Lingerie
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off the Polka
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up For Millions of Milkshakes
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

11

Mar

Selita Ebanks Showing Off Her Model Tits of the Day

There’s nothing like seeing a seeing a Victoria’s Secret model showing off her tits in her everyday life, oh wait there is and it’s when they show off their whole bodies when they are half naked at working. Seeing her walking around reminds me of seeing a stripper in her everyday clothes. Sure, her ass looks good in her spandex pants and I know she’s a whore, but I’d rather just wait to see her a few hours later spreading her pussy on stage…if you know what I mean….but I guess these tits did make her a lot of money and took her out of the porjects and should be celebrated even though everytime she eats at a fancy restaurant or lives the good life, she is pretty much celebrating the shit…either way, here they are.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Selita Ebanks|Tits

2010

11

Mar

Kristina Shannon from Playboy Likes Black Cock of the Day

Here’s one of the Shannon Twins from Playboy and apparently she likes black cock. It’s not abnormal for girls in the sex trade, whether prostitutes or strippers to have black boyfriends….I don’t know why, but it may have something to do with their dicks being bigger, or the fact that they encourage them slutting out, or that they sell drugs or that these girls are cheesy and into hiphop and want a rapper of their own to rap on their clits, but for you racists who don’t like how all the girls you can’t get anyway are running to black dudes, I’d figure I’d post this to ruin this girl for you…

The only shocking thing in all this is that this Shannon twin isn’t fat, but I guess black guys just like girls as long as they are white, skinny, or ugly, or not..and Shannon twins like black cock as long as it is inside them….

I don’t even know who these girls are, I’ve never seen them naked, I just know they are cheesy as fuck and I’m really not interested in this shit.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Uncategorized

2010

11

Mar

Kat Von D Shoes Off Her Slummy Body of the Day

I don’t really like slummy pussy, it’s really not my favorite kind of pussy, but since I pretty much like all pussy, I figured I shouldn’t desciminate a bitch showing off her shitty body just because she looks like the bathroom wall of a truck stop to advertise that her daddy didn’t hug her enough growing up, so she trying to fill the void….

Sure she pretty much turned herself into what looks like a notepad after a boring class or meeting, filled with irrelevant doodles and words you would never frame and put on your wall. But since I’ve had my fair share of slummy pussy cuz slummy pussy is usually the easiest pussy to pay to fuck, so I’m used to this kind of mess since slummy pussy always comes with a little more than you really want, whether it’s rashes, smells or ghetto tattoos,…

So here’s Kat Von D showin’ of her beer belly and ugly tats you probably like cuz you have no taste.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ghetto|Gutter|Kat Von D|Slummy

2010

11

Mar

Joe Montana’s Sons Tag Team Some Chick on the Beach of the Day

When your dad is a pro football player who has video games named after him…scoring pussy is pretty fucking easy…but apparently not easy enough because both these motherfuckers are targeting the same girl in some kind of situation that can only end up being awkward at best…I mean sure you both have the same genetics…you both took baths together as kids…but there’s something weird about being hard together while mounting some groupie opportunist slut. I know a couple sets of brothers who used to constantly go for the tag team cuz apparently when you’re related it’s not gay but it is convenient and I never got it, I guess I’m just prude when it comes to mixing sex and family, unless we’re talking about sisters getting down with each other, obviously…

I could be wrong about the girl in the picture, I’m thinking there’s just as good a chance she’s their stepmother as there is a chance that it’s groupie pussy trying to be seductive…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Groupie Pussy|Joe Montana

2010

11

Mar

Rachel Bilson and Her Lesbian Sweater of the Day

I think her Canadian keeper has really succeeded at making Rachel Bilson boring as fuck. It’s like he’s kidnapped her sex appeal and locked it up in his fucking igloo or someshit so that no other guy looks at her or tries to fuck her. He’s even gone so far as to dress her in some native influenced sweater that you may or may not have seen every dyke wear this winter and when lesbians wear the shit, you know it’s not really something that girls are wearing to give boners. Good job Darth Vader…what don’t you fucking ruin? I guess we can only hope he gets in a snowmobile accident, or that he drives into a fucking moose or something while she’s in LA working, so that he’ll officially back the fuck off.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lesbian|Rachel Bilson|Sweater

2010

11

Mar

The Precious Audition for Fat Teenage Girl Fetishists of the Day

Acting is funny. It’s like this is all made up. Bitch is sitting in a room talking to a woman and acting all hysterical. This is the kind of thing that gets you arrested if you do this kind of shit in the mall or at the drugstore or pretty much anywhere, but in Gabourey Sidibe’s defense, they showed her a bucket of chicken, two big macs and some chilli fries before this audition and said “read the fucking lines or you’ll never get to eat again” and hysterics, tears and bullshit ensued. Sure she’s an easy target…but don’t blame me for that…blame her pant size…if they even make pants in her size.

On a sidenote she got cast on a TV show, but unfortunately for her it wasn’t celebrity fit club….if she doesn’t do something she is gonna die…but then again I’ve been force feeding my wife for a decade hoping her obesity would make her die but all it’s done is made her more annoying, harder to deal with and more disgusting now that I have to wipe her ass 4 times a day.

On an influenced by the trash in Precious note…here’s an inspiring story about teenage lust and love…

Posted in:Gabourey Sidibe|Precious