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2010

08

Mar

Victoria’s Secret Ad has Girls in Panties of the Day

I watched this video on mute, all I know is that it is of girls in their underwear talking about what they like in their men, I am assuming they are saying shit that everyone can relate to, because they don’t want to alienate themselves and seem unattainable, because the average guy doesn’t have rugged good looks, and isn’t a ridiculously rich, ripped with a 10 inch cock who can make a bitch cum just by grabbing her arm, or build a log cabin from scratch, and can tame a wild horse when not crying to chick flicks, saving Aids babies in Africa, writing poems and love songs, helping ghetto kids get out of the ghetto, or weaving baskets, cooking gourmet meals, paiting or doing some other homo shit that chicks get wet for, while the average Victoria Secret model boyfriend is, so whatever they are saying here, they are just trying to stay accessible, but I don’t care, panties on hot bitches are still panties on hot bitches…actually maybe I’m wrong…maybe you do have a chance with one of these girls…you should start sending her fan mail…I’m sure it’ll go over really well with them…

Posted in:Ad|Panties|Victoria's Secret

2010

08

Mar

Pubic Hair Shaving Story of the Day

This is a pretty hot story, but unfortunately the girl involved is a piece of disgusting white trash that looks like it works a backwoods gas station when not too busy getting drunk off home made screech, but at least we can all laugh at the fact that she had an accident shaving her pussy while driving without a license to a date while her ex-husband was steering in some kind of inspiring story of possible friendship after a white trash marriage breaks up, where the ex will take his fat wife to meet her customers. A story so inspiring Mo’Nique, the Academy Award winner, should take notes on, not because it’ll make a good sequel to Precious, the white version of poor dysfunction but because I saw her hairy legs on Barbara Walters and I almost threw the fuck up, that was clearly the Oscar moment I’ll never forget, unfortunately and that was without imagining the condition her fat, warm, sweaty pussy must be in. The smells….disgusting….

Either way, check out this story, it could be the best news story of the year…

Posted in:Bikini Shave|Pubic Hair

2010

08

Mar

Hot Promo Video for Some Magazine of the Day

Jacques: The Sports Issue Trailer, ‘Squash’ from Jacques Magazine on Vimeo.

If this kind of thing went down in a squash court, or a gym, or really anywhere physical activity takes place, I’d be a skinny fucking man, because this is clearly one of the hottest things I’ve ever seen, sure I’m not the best judge of what is hot and what is not, because I could get off to pictures of kittens playing in the grass cuz I’m just not that picky and don’t really have taste, I’m just down with lookin’ at fuck holes no matter what they are on, but I feel like this is on a whole other level of good and I also feel that if you know the girl in this video, you’re a better person than me….but then again, most people are better people than me….

This is for something called Jacques, I have no idea what that is, but it’s probably something I should get to know, if it wasn’t so french sounding, even though I like french pussy, but I am lazy.

Via GO

Posted in:Hot|Jacques Magazine|Squash

2010

08

Mar

Elsa Pataky has a Pussy in her Armpit of the Day

I have a friend who used to fuck armpits, he was obsessed with pit fucking, it was more than just his fetish, the motherfucker just would never shut up about the shit, it would get really annoying, it’s like he loved the smell of the armpit, the stubble, and if he found a girl built like this, with a pussy in her armpit, we probably wouldn’t have made fun of him and call him weird as much as we did, in fact he probably would still be alive today, cuz he would have never killed himself for thinking he was so weird for only being able to get off to armpit.

Posted in:Armpit|Elsa Pataky|Pussy

2010

05

Mar

Rachel Bilson is Fucking Boring of the Day

Fuck you Rachel Bilson, for seducing me early on in your career, and giving me hope that you’d be naked in movies, or at least in the party scene, feeding my fantasies at least a little, but instead you just got engaged, got boring and mock me with your conservative outfits, when I know under all that bullshit is a pussy that likes to be ravaged…it’s really insulting that she can live the good life off a cocktease….we need to start a revolt and make the bitch regain our trust to deserve our attention…any more of these boring bullshit pictures and I’m going to be forced to start putting all my energy in ruining this girl. First, I will be applying for a restraining order against her because my sex drive feels threatened by her constant boring pictures and then I am going to start a strongly worded petition that every man who likes fucking pussy will sign because this is seriously a waste of a perfectly good vagina…..and then someone should make her Canadian husband from Star Wars cheat on her so she can move on, the only access I have to him is through his sister who my friend fucked on a carpeted apartment floor in Toronto and humiliated her enough to make her hate both him and me, so we need another insider to start sending whores his way…then we’ll get Bilson back where she belongs, only with more emotional damage, something that always makes a bitch more slutty but until that happens, I hate her…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Boring|Rachel Bilson

2010

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty happy it is the weekend, even though everyday feels like Sunday you know since I don’t have a job, but I’m pretty happy about not having a job and everytime I walk into a grocery store or pharmacy and breathe in the dirty stagnant air I realize that poverty is a decent consequence to not have to spend my days working in that shit, when in reality the people who do spend their days in the shit are still pretty fucking poor….So instead, I have spent a good part of my day trying to convince girls to make crotchless panties out of panties they have lying around the house and to take pics of them on for me….no one has done it yet…but in life, you gotta have faith….so while I wait here are some stepLINKS to distract you…. Enjoy motherfuckers…

Taylor Swift Panty Peek
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A Virgin Like You Could Learn a Thing Or Two From Mickey Rourke
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The 35 All-Time Hottest Women Of Wrestling
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I’d Fuck Vanessa Paradis, Gap Teeth and All
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Because Everyone Deserves a Little Fun on Friday Night
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Yeah I’d Bang Cheryl Tweedy, Eating Disorder and All
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Evil Dead Claymation = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Half Time Entertainment: The Hottest Dance Squads of the NBA
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Everyone’s Favorite Nicki Minaj in Fader Magazine Photoshoot
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Hottest Sandra Bullock Pics
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Did you Read my Article on the New Ed Hardy
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Star Trek: How It Should Have Ended – VIDEO
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Cecilia Bolocco See Through Dress – THROWBACK
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Busty Luna Rubbing Her Pussy on Chair
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Audrina Patridge Outtakes
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And That’s Why You Don’t BMX On a Treadmill
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Get Those Titties Out Girls – GALLERY
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce and Her Tits and Ass Can Sell Anything
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Whoa, Heidi Montag Is Looking Fucking Hot
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Janessa and Betty Are Vibrating Each Other
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Abigail Clancy
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Shay Maria Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Who Would You Bang?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara is Lookin Hot
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James Cameron is Getting Sued
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Blonde Amateur Gets Her Pussy Pounded
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Gina Gershon spoofs Sarah Palin in Bikini
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I Miss The Dirty, Whorish Angelina Jolie
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Zuzana Versus Christina
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Chat Roulette is Fucked Up Man
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Lillo, Frances or Jenni?
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Domino Gala
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Everyday Asian Girl in a See Thru Shirt…
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BONUS!
Follow Me, all The Cool Kids Are Doing It
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

05

Mar

Rihanna’s Showing Off Her Body of the Day

I am convinced that the end is near for Rihanna. I have no real proof for this but there was a time I was a fan of hers, I was in her corner and actually thought she was kinda hot, but that was before I realized she was a cry baby psycho girlfriend who sells out her man for strangling her, even though I’m pretty sure she strangled herself and just told the cops that he did it, pretty much ruining his career, while keeping her in the media….then I started seeing her for what she actually was, a cunt….who couldn’t sing and was all a product of marketing who needed to be sent back to her shanty to mull over what she had fucking done….

But I guess as long as she wears these kinds of outfits people will keep talking about her, because we’re all perverts and we like girls who show off their body parts…so the end may not be here…but let’s hope she’s starting to feel it cuz that will just make her try harder….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rihanna|Tits

2010

05

Mar

Jessica Alba Shopping for Underwear of the Day

Jessica Alba was out shopping for underwear and no one cared because no one cares about Jessica Alba anymore and she only has herself to blame, see she was a the top of her game, the girl everyone wanted to fuck who couldn’t act, who was easy to replace cuz there are many hot girls in the world, but had so much momentum behind her that no one could really catch up, until she let her personal life get in the fucking way, and single handedly made herself obsolete by getting knocked up to keep her boyfriend who was about to leave her before she polluted her womb…Career Sucide, like real suicide is nothing to respect and I guess that’s why no one bothers with her except me, but that’s only because we have that Mexican connection despite her pretending she’s not Mexican….I guess she thinks we’re dirty….cuz she’s a snobby delusional cunt like that….at least the public are giving her what she fucking deserves….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Shopping|Underwear

2010

05

Mar

Some Behind the Scenes Audrina Pictures Cuz She Looks Good of the Day

Last week I stepped back from hating everythign “The Hills” and tried to forget that the shit has polluted our life, where everywhere we looked, we’d see these fake celebrities and I allowed myself to appreciate Audrina for the hot body she is, because with a little Photoshop, she can become a pretty incredible thing. It was a mistake to have her on TV, or on video, or opening her retard mouth for people to hear, and the focus of her career should have never diverted from the original purpose of those fake tits…

So here are some behind the scenes pictures and again, she looks fucking great…and it really pains me to write that but I can’t change the fucking truth…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Bikini|Rollerskates

2010

05

Mar

Katie Price Doesn’t Look Real of the Day

I do not really understand what’s going on with Katie Price or these pictures of her, but I do know that whatever it is, it is scary, she looks like something you’d find in the girl’s bathroom you’re using at a gay bar you accidentally walked into because you hoped gays were horny enough to buy you drinks when you had no money or homo tendencies, but you weren’t ambitious enough to use the men’s bathroom because it is a good place to get HIV cuz everyone in there is fucking each other, while the trannies who think they are ladies no matter how much make-up or how big her fake tits are still have dick that they luckily keep tightly wrapped are less scary to be around….

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katie Price|Plastic|Tranny