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Sara Sampaio Shows Off her Pussy in Tight Pants Under the Guise that it is a Fitness Video of the Day

Industry Flesh Puppet Jessica Alba Propagandizes for the Machine of the Day

Sydney Sweeney is Glamour’s Woman of the Year of the Day

Paige Spiranac Feeling Herself Up of the Day

Margaret Qualley is Hot for an Ugly Chick of the Day

2010

Mar

Vanessa Perroncel Celebrates Her Wallet Fucking of the Day

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Apparently she’s a lingerie model. I’ve never heard of her and I probably won’t, because she never has to work again. She got knocked up by a soccer player named Wayne Bridge and now she is getting paid 7,000 pounds, or 14,000 dollars until the kid turns 18, cuz that’s just how child support works when you are rich even though that number is total insanity, sure I don’t have kids but what the fuck kind of amenities does the fucker need, at 1.4 million dollars a year, the little fucker shouldn’t even bother going to school, but instead should be living the good life with an entourage of other 3 year olds….

Unfortunately, I know the truth in child support and that paying it, no matter how much money you make, you know the bitch you shoulda used a condom with, is gonna spend it on herself otherwise she woulda got an abortion, cuz that’s just the way bitches work, whether you marry them or not…

I guess the real issue is not the fact that she’s out celebrating this new money, proving to everyone her intentions, but more who the fuck she is out celebrating with, cuz that girl needs to borrow some of that child support money to fix her fucked up burn victim face.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lingerie Model|Vanessa Perroncel

2010

Mar

Miley Cyrus and her Bikini Top Take a Bike Ride of the Day

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I guess posting this many pictures of a 17 year old on her bike would be considered creepy…but way less creepy than my friend who rides his bike on the bike path all summer looking for hot young pussy to follow…not to creep them out…or touch them or anything…but to watch where they lock their bikes up when they go to get ice cream…or to a store…so that he can sniff the fucking street…so compared to him…posting pictures of Miley Cyrus while she’s still a mature and responsible money making 17 year old seems totally fucking wholesome…you see there are some girls who at 17 act like they are 10 and you don’t really want to jerk off to their pictures cuz it’s wrong but then there are other 17 year olds who are just 10 months away from being legal who make you think “what’s 10 months, she’s can’t possibly change that much in that period of time”, making this shit so not wrong at all…not to mention she’s not even hot, her face is fucking wonky, she’s already been fucked more times than some strippers you’ve had lap dances from and she is going to crash and burn, they all do, so you will be seeing her naked in the next decade…that’s a guarantee…wait and see…apparently it’s also a poem…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bike Ride|Bikini Top|Miley Cyrus

2010

Mar

Lindsay Lohan’s Tits Holds onto Her Fame of the Day

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Someone’s fucking hungry for attention….

It’s safe to say that this isn’t a bunch of cocaine jacked up in Lohan’s shoe, but more her just trying to get attention because I guess she realizes she’s had a longer career no working than she has working and it’s time to get back into the grove…

So she did what any whore with no self-respect would do and hit up the parties in a sheer shirt that I think I can see nipple in, but I’m not entirely sure, since Lohan’s pale as fuck….and then poured white powder all over her feet to get everyone talking….and I bet it works…I bet this hits every entertainment show and website…because once you get famous it’s just that easy to maintain people’s attention…which leads to the real issue and that’s why the fuck do we care if this bitch is covered in white powder, showing off tit or not…we should go back to living our own lives…unfortunately living our own life is more depressing than laughing at their lives….

BONUS – Here she is at Perez Hilton’s birthday party…something that is clearly on the Lady Gaga marking tip, where if you hang with this dude, endorse this dude, you become the biggest star, cuz this dude’s site is seriously influential with the idiots who buy records. I always figured that if the celebs just ignore him, they would have snuffed him out a long time ago, but instead they turned him into their vehicle to lie to the public…The whole hollywood bullshit thing is starting to annoy me..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Tits|White Powder

2010

Mar

Katy Perry Tits Gets Slimed at the Kids Choice Awards of the Day

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Jonah Hill is fatter than Precious. Unfortunately that doesn’t make his shitty jokes funnier…it just makes it exciting to watch cuz you never know if this bad joke is gonna be the one he has a massive heart attack to, or if he’ll be in a few more shitty movies before John Candy-ing himself…not that that matters this post is about Katy Perry getting slimed, something I’d assume she was used to, at least that would be the only justification to her career getting this far, but then again, she is marrying a faggot, so maybe sex isn’t something this Christian girl likes…but showing off her tits is…

See I don’t know how someone who is asked to attend an event for little kids is supposed to dress, but if it was me, I probably wouldn’t put on my leather assless pants, or wear my prosthetic strap on dildo I sometimes wear to the bar to trick girls into thinking I am all man…I’d probably save the shit for when I’m in the company of adults, for fear of getting arrested…

See Katy Perry spilling out of her dress, is a nice strategy because she’s ugly and it distracts us from staring at her ugly fucking face since we all love tits no matter what they are attached to, but I think it would have been funny if she got charged as a sex offender, cuz I know if I was a 12 year old boy watching the Kid’s Choice awards, Katy Perry’s busting tits would have probably got me hard and as far as I’m concerned that’s the equivalent of raping me in the classroom…

LOCK HER THE FUCK UP….. but the good news is that the 12 year old girls watching the shit are going to develop a serious complex, spending the next few years thinking they are inadequate and girls who think they are inadequate are easy and love male validation and we can never have too many of those…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Katy Perry|Slimed

2010

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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I decided that I am willing to do anything for content. That’s my new attitude towards the internet. So if I come up with a great concept, like a puppet show staring my wife’s vagina, I’m just gonna have to produce it.

Writing about celebrity bullshit sucks, reading celebrity bullshit sucks harder, so now it’s time to step the fuck back and step the fuck up and make my wife’s pussy a big fucking star…I figure since it’s already pretty big…drawing eyes and making it talk is a natural step for it…

Our first movie is gonna be called “Pussy gets drunk and pukes green shit”..Now all I need is a camera…and my wife to fall asleep…

While I’m doin’ that, here are my stepLINKS….

Looks Like Heidi Montage is Finally Getting the Right Idea
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What Did I Just Watch? – VIDEO
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The 14 Best Classic Twilight Zone Episodes
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Amanda Seyfrieds Sexiest Pics
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Because It’s As Close to Getting Laid As You Will Get
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Cindy Crawford is Hotter Than Ever
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Friday Facebook Fail – Health Care Reform
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Maria Sharapova Extreme Cameltoe
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Chris Rock Reads Your Eulogy
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The 50 Sexiest MMA Girls
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Doing Heroin and Waking Up Puking in the Celebrity Scientology Center is Just a Regular Day for Peaches Geldof
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Kinda Diggin’ This Carey Mulligan Broad
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Dildo Up the Pussy – VIDEO
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Fucking Strange
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Thai Sluts Get Into a Brawl – VIDEO
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GINA AND MONIKA LEZ OUT
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Nickie Minaj Should HAve Got More Naked In This Video
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Watch Dennis Hopper Pretty Much Dying Before You Eyes. Fucking Sad
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Lesbian Threesome Anyone? – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Always Good to end a Day With
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A Gallery of Porn Make Safe For Work
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katy Perry is Looking Hot For once
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Welfare Fight!
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Frankie Sanford Had an Upskirt
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Babe is Fingering Herself – VIDEO
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Jaime Pressly Gallery
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I Like Some Nicole Richie Now and Then
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Jesse Jame’s Ex Wife is the Least Whorish of All These Sluts He Seems to Fuck With
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Not THAT’S One Bad Tattoo
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OJ Simpson is King of the Gay Prisoners!
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Mediated Mortal Kombat
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Alena, Julia or Nikki?
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Jordan Sparks is Lookin Hot
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Spring Break Sluts Anyone?
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Follow Me, Fools
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

Mar

Peaches Geldof Topless Pictures of the Day

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I hate Peaches Geldof and all the attention she gets. She’s ugly and people should not know who she is, especially since her dad is only famous for creating the Live Aid charity event that made him a ton of money and got him Knighted, despite charities being designed to help the people you are campaigning for and not the people campaigning, but whatever…

She’s just a drugged out rich kid who’s parents don’t want to bother with and someone has released topless pictures of her, who I can only assume was her because she loves the attention…while I love nothing about this becuase she’s fucking vile looking…

She ignores me on twitter, hipsters all suck her dick, and these pictures suck but I figured I’d post them since I hate her so much and like people laughing at her even if it gets her more attention than she deserves…

Posted in:Peaches Geldof|Topless

2010

Mar

Kristin Cavallari in her Stripper Dress Preps for the Future of the Day

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The good news of the week is that The Hills were finally cancelled. Sure it was a few years too late as far as I’m concerned, because from the day I heard of the shit, I knew it was fucking garbage people would eventually get tired of. It was a social experiment that made me lose hope in America for actually buying into the shit because the cast members who were supposed to be “real” people, in their “real” lives, but as their celebrity, their egos, their fame, their money and everything about them became its own annoying piece of shit entity, the TV show became as useless as it always was but people didn’t realize it was because the people involved were useless from the start….and instead took a liking….

The biggest loser in the whole thing was Kristin Cavallari who only signed back on after her ego and fame and celebrity told her she could have a legit acting career, only to come crawling back to the only people who would give her work the year it got fucking cancelled…

So if this is not a publicity stunt, it’s safe to say, she’ll be stripping or doing porn when she realizes the gravy train has ended and the lottery ticket has fuckin’ expired…and this dress will make a good first song costume at the stripclub…when that’s all she has left to pay her credit card debt she racked up when she thought the good times were here to stay…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kristin Cavallari|Stripper Dress

2010

Mar

Virgin Pussy of the Day

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When I think about virgin pussy – this isn’t what comes to mind…but at the rate girls are turning into sluts at a young age these days, Susan Boyle is probably the only hope I have to get up in a virgin, cuz I’ve never ventured down that road, when I was the age girls around me were still virgins, I was more into girls who knew how to fuck, not to mention I never had the patience to put the work into the virgins to get them to take off their panties, but if I was like Rod Stewart and knew what I know now when I was younger, I would have switched up my logic…now my only hope is for retards, nuns who quit nunning and socially awkward 50 year olds or 10 year olds…and that depresses me because now I can’t realistically have the Virgin fantasy anymore…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Susan Boyle

2010

Mar

Drunk Driving Brings People Together of the Day

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Drunk driving gets so much bad press. The media plays it up like it kills little kids playing in outside their houses because one drunk driver ruined it for all other drunk drivers, when clearly, this story proves that driving drunk brings people together…so the drunk driving laws are unconstitutional, they are taking away our right to meet people we run over and hug it out…the government try to ruin all our fun…

Posted in:Drunk Driving

2010

Mar

Miley Cyrus Kicks Off Her Film Career in a Tight Dress of the Day

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Famous last words of a young singer with a successful singing career and a huge fanbase, is when they claim to give all that up for a film career, which is exactly what Miley Cyrus is doing. I guess it’s some effort to re-invent herself from the annoying cunt 12 year olds and perverted old men fell in love with, and the good news is that when these child celebrities decide to re-invent themselves it always involves them doing nude scenes, playing prostitutes and getting addicted to drugs, so I know that this tight dress on Miley is just a preview of what’s to come, not that I find her hot, but I find the collapse pretty entertaining…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Tight Dress