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2010

30

Mar

Hobie from Baywatch has Coke Face of the Day

I know you don’t give a fuck about Jeremy Jackson, the kid who played Hobie on Baywatch, even though Baywatch was something you grew up jerking off to, but I thought these pictures were funny.

I don’t know if he’e ever worked since Baywatch, but he still live in LA and here he is making faces that lead me to believe dude is jacked on some kind of drug…..

I’ve been in drunk near these jacked-up jock lookin dudes, who look like they go to the gym before going out, so that they muscles are as swollen as they can get, in order to impress the girls in their tight shirts…and every once in a while one of them decides to dabble in cocaine , usually cut with speed, and it ends up lookin’ like this, all aggressive and in your face, cuz jocks on drugs just aren’t as wholesome as people who aren’t on steroids…until they embrace their homosexuality…then jocks on drugs become the topless guy with glow sticks and a boner brushing up against dudes…but it takes a few nights out to get to that level of acceptance of their own sexual needs….

So here’s Hobie Raging on Something….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cocaine|Jeremy Jackson

2010

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on in this picture, but I do know that whatever it is, it’s fucking disgusting…the only good that about it is that it reminds me that there are some tits, on some pussy, that I just can’t fucking stomach…while sober….but at least she’s got a real great fucking tattoo….that reminds me she probably doesn’t have the best oral hygiene and her scraggly teeth, are a tender reminder that she’s packing a BlueWaffle one of my worst Internet discoveries today…you can thank Trey Boogie the whitest black guy on the internet for ruining our lives with that….

I am sick. I am tired. I need alcohol. Here are my stepLINKS….

Hottest Student Bodies of 2010
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Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison Are Wearing Bathing Suits
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Guess Who’s Got His Finger Up Jennifer Aniston’s Ass?
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Hottest Student Bodies 2010: The 50 Best Colleges Ranked By Looks
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Find Sluts Here
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Alessandra Ambrosio: Hottest Mom Ever
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Dunk FAIL – VIDEO
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The Ten Hottest Athletes You NEED to Follow on Twitter
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Holy Fuck Lohan is Looking Rough
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Sing to the Face – VIDEO
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Alessandro Ambrosio Upskirt Pics
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When The Mayor Of New York Met The Morons Of New Jersey
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Lezzies in the Shower Anyone?
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Charlize Theron, God Damn!
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Lady Gaga, The Jewish Way – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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No Granny, NO! – VIDEO
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Mileena is Looking Good in XXL
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Frankie Sanford Has See Through Panties
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Paige and Tiffany Get Down With Some Pussy Licking – VIDEO
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Mmmmmmm olivia Wilde
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Demi Moore Needs Some Fucking Hobbies
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Vickie Blows is Topless In Her Underpants
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Ricky Martin: I’m Gay. Us: No Shit
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Eka Simone Has Got Curves All Over the Place
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And Now, The Best Story About Paris Hilton EVER
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Newcomer to the Fucking Machine – VIDEO
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Some Jailbail From the Kids Choice Awards
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Because It’s the Closest Thing You’ll Get to a Girlfriend Today
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20 Flashes from 2010 Mardi Gras
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Marianne is Easy on the Eyes
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7 People You’ll Find at the DMV
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Reality Show Snap – VIDEO
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The Galactic Empire State of Mind – VIDEO
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Drew Barrymore is As Hot As Ever
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Violet Rocks Out
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Interviews with Pole Dancers
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World’s Biggest Man Boobs
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The 140 Greatest Hand Bra Pictures of a Low Level Model named Jessica Burciagoa
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This Girl is Supposed to Have the Best Ass in the World
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Video of Karla Spice and Her Insane Body
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Follow Me You Useless Fuck
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

UPDATE -> I fucked up the links and now they are back…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Mar

Tila Tequila Grocery Shopping in her Thong of the Day

I had an internal battle over these pictures because I hate Tila Tequila with a passion and I know she’s bottom feeding as hard as she can because MTV made her a star for a couple years and now, she’s done, like expired milk, no one wants anything to do with her, not even the homeless people and morons, cuz they know expired milk, although nutritious, causes serious shitting problems….but I run a site based on bitches being bottom feeding trash, so that she’s come to this is partially worth celebrating…

I saw her on Twitter last night announce she has anal sex, like people are supposed to get excited knowing that shit. I saw her do some stripshow 10,000 people watched. I saw her latch to the death of someone she barely knew, pretending they were engaged, and the whole thing was desperate, annoying, partially insane, and I really hoped it ended up in suicide, but instead it ended in this….

Her calling the paparazzi to watch her grocery shop in a thong. She’s holding on as hard as she can, but I’m glad her fake celebrity that never deserved to be a celebrity, and was just fake myspace friends, that MTV confused for relevance, finally comes crashing down….

She’s pulled every stunt she’s see in the tabloids, from sizing up melons, to reading STAR, to bending over cuz she “accidentally” dropped something, to wearing a see through dress. This is almost amazing….not for her but for everyone else…What it comes down to is that this cunt is almost scary, totally unstable, very pathetic and here are the pics…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Bottom Feeding|Grocery Shopping|Thong|Tila Tequila

2010

29

Mar

Pregnancy Termination Video of the Day

I have had this running joke for the last couple of decades about ways I would end a pregnancy if I ever accidentally knocked up, I even wrote a script about the shit, but my computer got stolen and I never decided to re-write the shit. I had the wholesome “I’m having a nightmare” punch in the gut, the less obvious drive into oncoming traffic while making a left hand turn when the bitch is in the front passenger seat, to the pushing down the stairs…but I never thought about poisoning my girlfriend with abortion medication you give cows…that shit was way to farmland americana for me to ever think about…but shit is genius…

Posted in:Pregnancy Termination|stepNEWS

2010

29

Mar

Adrianne Curry Almost Topless on Twitter of the Day

Adrianne Curry is holding onto the 15 minutes of fame she had 5 years ago the way any self-respecting, famewhore, would…by posting these almost topless pics on twitter. She’s such a tease, at least that’s what she’s trying to do for her 70,000 twitter fans who don’t really care about her or what she has to say, but instead are watching to see her sanity crack and post Very Brady Sex tapes, because that’s bound to happen eventually.

She blocked me and told me off as best she could a few months ago, but I still get access to the goods and despite no being interested in her in anyway, or thinking she deserves any more attention that other whores online, I can’t help myself but post this and laugh, cuz I know girls, even exhibitionist girls, who know this kind of self-promotion is the cheapest and easiest way to get noticed…it’s just unfortunate that it didn’t involve her showing her meaty cunt spread open, since she’s already done playboy, you’d think she’d step up her game…

It’s so obvious, but you idiots fall for it, and apparently, so do I…

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Tits|Topless|Twitter

2010

29

Mar

Rebecca Gayheart’s Baby Hasn’t Been Run Over By Someone on her Cellphone of the Day

I don’t need a lawsuit, so let me say this before I go on, Rebecca Gayheart and her high paid lawyers are not actual murderers. She legally got off because the court system is fucking corrupt…but her car did hit a kid and that kid is dead and no matter how legally responsible she is or not, as far as I am concerned her car did kill a kid….and when you’re driving and paying attention to the road and not trying to cut through traffic caused by people stopping for a kid crossing the street, cuz you are so important and in a rush while talking on your cellphone, and a motherfuckin kid gets killed, I think it’s your fault….so in the court of Drunkenstepfather, where logic outweighs expensive lawyers and loopholes, bitch is a fucking murderer..

That said, she just had a kid of her own…not that you care…but I like to check in and see if Karma has got its revenge yet, and by Karma I mean the little Mexican kid she ran over’s mother…to punish Gayheart since the courts didn’t..by taking her baby before it’s time….

I don’t want you to think this has anything to do with Rebecca Gayheart being relevant, because even in lesbian threesomes she bores me….The only thing she’s good for is if she decides to license her name to some Gay porn producers for their “Crazy Heart” gay porn, about a country singer who is down on his luck and writes a hit song for a kid he mentored with anal but who is now a star starring Jake Gyllenhaal.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Babykiller|Rebecca Gayheart

2010

29

Mar

Danielle Mason is Some Chubby White Trash of the Day

Danielle Mason is some UK “Glamour Model”, a concept I don’t understand, but assume has to do with the UK having some pretty ugly grey skinned women married to really blue collar dudes with no tastes, because every single one of these UK “Glamour Models” looks like a fucking pig to me, especially when they are caked up in make-up and wearing cheap sexshop underwear like the stripper I wouldn’t bother getting a lap dance from…or in Danielle Mason’s case, carting around a cake and showing off their gunt like they’re in shape, while letting everyone know they have pretty much given up on their career as a “Glamour Model” but has taken up emotional eating since it makes everything okay, like those years of abuse and a failed career as a public whore, at least until she hits 400 pounds and dies of heart disease.

I know these are boring…but they go up anyway.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Chubby|Danielle Mason|Glamour Model|Trash

2010

29

Mar

Bob Sinclair’s Groupie’s Ass of the Day

Feel the love generation….I used to really hate this guy’s music. I’d be in a bar and the shit would come on and I’d start screaming in pain from the cheesiness of the shit…not to mention all the Ed Hardy’s would jump on their tables and start fist pumping the bottle of Grey Goose 12 of them split to look balling…for the cheesy girls, who are unfortunately hot despite how cheesy they are….leading to all this cheese chanting together like some really shitty choir I wish I didn’t know existed, reminding me I was seriously in the wrong fucking place…so I made my way back to dive bars where people have no idea who this guy is and most of the time don’t have any idea who they are since they’ve been drinking hard the last 3 decades…sure the pussy isn’t as good as the groupie pussy Bob Sinclair is pullin, yes, he has groupies and most are cheesy strippers or look cheesy like strippers, but it’s still pussy and when drunk enough, sometimes that’s enough.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Bikini|Bob Sinclair|Groupie

2010

29

Mar

Cameron Diaz and Her Amazing Legs on Set of the Day

The producers of this new Cameron Diaz movie have the right idea. Not only have they cast Justin Timerblake, her ex boyfriend, as her new love interest for publicity. Something that I am sure Jessica Biel would be upset about if Hollywood wasn’t filled with bullshit publicist co-ordinated relationships for these insecure, self-conscious whores, but more importantly if Jessica Biel didn’t have a cock…knowing that there was know way homosexual Timberlake would go back to pretending to be Cameron Diaz’s boyfriend, now that he’s got a bitch who makes him feel like the bitch he is, without the world knowing how gay the shit actually is….but they also dress her proper, which is what matters here, since upset jealous girlfriends isn’t really what I do here, but checking out exposed body is….

So here she is Cameron Diaz showing off her amazing legs in this amazing outfit and that’s a good thing no matter how close to 40 this bitch is.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Legs|Skimpy Outfit

2010

29

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Tits in a Bikini Top Working of the Day

Kim Kardashian put this pic on twitter….

Working on my tan today! What a relaxing day on the boat with my sisters!

I guess bitch is tired of people saying she doesn’t work, because why else would she make a point of telling her twitter followers about what she’s going to be working on today. You see as a useless bitch spoiled bitch, she actually considers tanning in a bikini and posting a picture of the shit work, because it’s really the depth of what she does and how she makes her money…and I guess we shouldn’t hate on her for it because I think whores who know they are whores are a beautiful thing, even if they aren’t actual beautiful and are overweight and get treated like a urinal by black dudes like Kim Kardashian…because for the most part as long as they are whores, they are good to go…like when you call the escort agencies in the back of the newspaper and the tall blonde with big tits you ask for turns out out to be asian with a rash and you fuck it anyway cuz you can’t be bothered waiting for them to send over someone else you didn’t order, cuz really you just want to get off and you’re not all that selective in what makes you get off…

Either way, here’s a shot of her tits with her face in it to ruin what on its own is a good thing….

Posted in:Bikini|Fat Tits|Kim Kardashian