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2010

26

Mar

Busy Phillips Flashes Her Ass on the Beach of the Day

Busy Phillips is the Godmother of Heath Ledger’s baby and my new best friend Jake Gyllenhaal is the Godfather, so I feel like I know this bitch, but really I’ve never heard of her, because she’s ugly and I tend to ignore ugly chicks, unless they are on the beach, flashing their asses….

This is one of those “Thank God for Nature” moments, because the wind is doing is part to help my pervert ass out. Seriously, I love when nature helps turn me on, whether it’s with freak rainstorms on summer days when unsuspecting girls are wearing white shirts making sitting in the park a hell of a lot more fun or when the wind pulls this shit off and blows skirts up for everyone to see everything….and when you spend a good part of your day on the street, you’ll realize just how often this shit happens, it’s just hard to snap pictures of the shit, making this probably Busy Phillips best work…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ass Flash|Busy Phillips

2010

26

Mar

Alessandra Ambrosio Shows Her Panties of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio’s got the right idea. She knows that we’ve all seen her half naked, so she might as well not bother trying to cover her fucking panties and I am a fan, mainly because she strategically hid her battered mom pussy that I’m sure hasn’t bounced back as well as her body did to the way it was before she had a baby…but also because I love seeing up a girls skirt…no matter what panties she wears or doesn’t wear or what condition her pussy was in….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Panties

2010

26

Mar

Courtney Cox at a Fake Beach Party of the Day

Here are some really boring pictures of Courtney Cox at a beach party that looks staged, which I guess means she gets work other than the Scream movies that found her an awkward husband….she wasn’t wearing a bikini, which is probably a good thing, because she’s so fucking old, but instead picked up a guitar like some kind of tree hugging lesbian singing about the environment or using menstrual cups or someshit….and as far as I’m concerned shit is really only a beach party if a bitch in a bikini gets too drunk for her own good and disappears with some strange man, never to be found again….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach Party|Courtney Cox

2010

26

Mar

Serena Williams is s a Monster in a Bikini of the Day

This is the shit that inspires horror movies or at least Halloween costumes cuz it just doesn’t look human and scares the fuck out of me, but apparently it is human, but not the kind of human you’d want to see on the beach in a bikini or really see anywhere outside of her cage out of fear the thing will attack…Seriously, she is so scary, that like Moses, bitch can part the sea as even it knows it’s something it doesn’t want to fuck with, now I don’t know if that makes sense, but I do know that these pictures of Serena Williams don’t make sense, this is supposed to be an athlete, and by the look of her and her growth hormones that went totally wrong in terms of the way she looks, but I guess went terribly right in terms of winning matches against skinny blonde society girls who make up the tennis circuit and they put up against this shit and the worst thing in all this is that these pictures got me hard….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Monster|Serena Williams

2010

26

Mar

Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio and Candice Swanpoel in Bikinis of the Day

The pictures of these Victoria’s Secret models are floating around and so are my insides because I drank way too much lastnight, so I figured why not post the video, set to some jazz cuz keepin it jazzy is what life is all about and by jazzy I mean hot bitches in their bikinis and little shorts…

Here are the pics….

Alessandra Ambrosio was on some annyoing LA morning show….promoting Victoria’s Secret…if you care what a model has to say, but the good news is that the’s some models in bikini in a hot tub, a hot tub party which as Jersey Shore as it is, it is something I need in my life…

The Victoria’s Secret Machine is making their slave women promote the new Swim Catalog pretty fucking hard…they even had an event for the shit and here are some of the models and non-models who attended…if you care…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Bikini|Candice Swanpoel|Miranda Kerr

2010

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

There are more lesbians on the street than ever before. All these young girls with lesbian haircuts, in lesbian sweaters, wearing lesbian jeans halfway down their asses, or shorts over leggings like they don’t have enough body issues without the extra bulk….With all these lesbains, there’s no wonder I found a used condom next to a public tennis court….and since straight ppl don’t use condoms I can only assume that everyone’s gone gay…

Bring back the young girls who want to look older by rockin’ mini-skirts and high heels…seriously…it’s way more fun than this emo, hipster, disgusting that isn’t fun to look at…

So here are my steplinks to ignore what I just learnt on the streets….

How About a Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio Sandwich?
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I Swear I’ve Been Trying to Figure Out Just WHO Ke$ha Reminds Me Of and It Looks Like Someone Finally Cracked the Code and It’s Even Scarier Than I Imagined
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18 Shirts You Should NOT Wear To Meet Your Girlfriend’s Parents
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Dirty Sluts, Right Here
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Denise Milani is Lookin Pretty Fucking Good in a Bikini
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Justin Beiber Freestyles the TRUTH – VIDEO
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10 Sexy Athletes Who Could Be the Next Bond Girl
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Okay This Fucking Avatar Thing is Getting Out Of Hand
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Mena Suvari Topless Throwback
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Guess Which Aging Rocker is Hanging Up His Stage Diving Pants For Good?
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Gwenyth Paltrow Isn’t Looking Completely Disgusting for Once
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Beached Whale Gets Fucked – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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And That’s How You Lose a High Jump Competition – VIDEO
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THE UNFKNBLVBL HANNAH
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Snoop Dogg + Larry King = AMAZING
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If You Feel Like Going to Jail For, Oh I Dunno, Maybe FOREVER Just Do What Puck from The Real World: San Francisco Did
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Vanessa Perroncel Proves Why Women Are Cunts
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Ava and Ariana Are Some Great Looking Brunettes
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Alicia Witt is the Type of Redhead I Like
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pics Of The Day
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Just When you Thought Reality TV Couldn’t Get Any Lower…
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Melyssa Ford is Tasty
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If You Ever Needed a Reason to Think Bill Murray is Awesome, This is It
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Isis is Squirten Puddle on the Sybian – VIDEO
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Asian Babe Anyone?
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Heidi Montag’s Tits Got Cancelled
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Heidi Klum is Hot, Even If She Is Shoveling Pizza In Her Mouth
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Car TV Show Accident – VIDEO
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Strip Film of the Day
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Louise Redknapp Lingerie
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Candia Cardinal is Stipping in the Hallway
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Follow Me Mother Fuckers
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

25

Mar

Shauna Sand and Her New Purse Carrier of the Day

I don’t know if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand Sex Tape but she’s got a pretty scary pussy, one you probably wouldn’t put in a white bikini, unless you had some duct tape, or really any moisture barrier, but Shauna Sand, doesn’t really give a fuck what people think, proven by her bottom feeding sex tape making, and well pretty much everything else about her that makes me think she was abused as a kid. From fake tits, to fake hair and fake lips in stripper shoes all for male attention to fill some void….and the real sad thing in all this is that she replaced her last homosexual boy toy with some new homosexual boy toy, who I guess has more skills at carrying her purse…

Either way, this should be illegal.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Boy Toy|Disgusting|Fake Tits|Shauna Sand|White Bikini

2010

25

Mar

Some More Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini of the Day

You know my life is pretty fucking shitty when I do two posts on Kelly Bensimon in one day…She’s a ripped mom in a bikini who I really don’t know much about, or really care to know anything about, because she seems like a rich bitch trying to get attention cuz she’s bitter her ex husband left her fat ass, so she hit the gym and spends all his money with a fucking smile. The kind of girl who makes her relationships as public as she can so that it gets back to him as a “fuck you, I don’t need you, I just need your money”…

I just can’t help but post pictures of anyone getting her titties sorted out by a helper, no matter how old, or how much she likes her ripped body to get fucked by young cock…and this post confirms yet again, that I suck at life…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kelly Bensimon

2010

25

Mar

Kesha and Her Shitty Body in a Bathing Suit of the Day

I hate giving this kind of trash any fucking attention. Really. I like to pretend Lady Gaga and all her followers or low-grade copycats don’t actually exist, since part of me hates that they are on TV, making money, and have a fan base, but all I needed was her in a shitty one-piece, showing off her shitty body, with a shitty Pixies tank top covering her shitty tits, to make me change my mind. I’m such a slut, way too fucking easy….seriously, I made an effort to ignore this joke of a human cuz I hate knowing she has a distorted perception of what’s actually going on in her career and she goes to bed thinking she’s amazing, that she’s made it, cuz that’s what the media, her bank account, her number one song are telling her, instead of her thinking the truth which is that she’s a fucking joke that the media has made big for some fucking reason I will never understand…but I believe the truth will come out eventually…the free ride can’t last forever….at least I hope it doesn’t….because she’s fucking ugly….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Ke$ha|Kesha

2010

25

Mar

Jessica Burciaga is a Shitty Model Who Does the “Hand Bra” of the Day

This nobody is some Mexican American low level “model” who was in Playboy last year and has been in a bunch of garbage magazines keeping her nice and obscure…because there are hundreds of girls in the world who are just a cheesy and as hot and as willing to get half naked as this bitch, making her nothing special….

I don’t know where these girls are from, or what makes them think they have a right to put out these kinds of pictures, but I blame Myspace cuz they all seem to seriously love getting in front of the camera and the only reason people notice is because we’re all fucking perverts…

I am not posting these pictures I am her fan or think she’s anything special, but because one of her fans emailed them to me and I got angry, not because there was a half naked girl who looks like every other cheesy half naked girl in shitty cheap glamor shot, but because she was doing the low level, bottom-feeding model who doesn’t really want to go nude, but wants to be as racy as possible to get noticed move…and that’s covering her tits with her hands…until she realizes the only way to make it is to let dudes cum on her face on camera…

It’s called the “hand bra”, there’s actually a fucking term for this stupidity and these fake models refer to it as a “Hand bra” and all I see is a cocktease whore who thinks she is better than what she is, who probably wears Ed Hardy and who should be getting paid to take cock, or give lap dances, but somehow her ego got in the way….and she’s just getting more attention than she fucking deserves…with her stupid fucking “hand bra”….

I hate this shit…just show us your fucking tits…it’s not like you’re holding out on anything that fucking great you cunt….

Posted in:Hand Bra|Jessica Buciaga