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2010

04

Mar

Samantha Fox is Still Alive of the Day

In the 80s, Samantha Fox was a big deal. If you were one of the few guys who didn’t find her the hottest pussy around, you’d get beat up for being a faggot, even though by today’s standards she is just a trashy piece of shit with fat tits, because as a species we have come to terms with the fact that big tits aren’t enough to make a bitch relevant…

Either way, Here’s some of her old pics….

And Here’s her video called Naughty Girls from the 1980s

And Here she is today, with substantially smaller tits, even though her tits were all people cared about, I guess it’s just proof that aging sucks…..especially for her…because we’ve all moved onto new pussy while leaving her with just memories of what was….

Pics via LFI

Posted in:Alive|Samantha Fox|Tits

2010

04

Mar

The End of the Internet is Near of the Day

You know years ago, I posted pictures of this girl I knew fucking a banana in front of her autistic brother on a porn site then I sent the link to all her friends and family because I thought it was funny to humiliate her while teaching her a lesson about nude pictures…I didn’t get arrested for it, we all collectively laughed at the shit, like a virtual micro-community before virtual communities meant you were a virgin who couldn’t get pussy.

I saw the beauty of the internet early on because it had no rules, you could do and say what you wanted with no consequence, you could find anything you needed to find, before all the mainstream idiots jumped on the shit with myspace and advertisers and corporations figured out it was a great place to make money….

Now kids get arrested for the shit….it’s really sad to watch such a good thing crumble before our very eyes by getting controlled and managed by the authorities with rules and regulations and laws that can fuck you up if you cross their bullshit line….I’m like a cowboy not ready to accept the laws they are putting in our prospecting town, or like a man who spent his life in jail, only to be released and kills himself for being unable to adapt…I saw Shawshank Redemption, I know how it is….

Posted in:Internet Destruction

2010

04

Mar

Nikki Sixx Overcompensates with his Hooker of the Day

Nikki Sixx looks like an old little jewish woman who has had too much plastic surgery after spending the day getting her hair and make-up done at the salon for her grandson’s bar mitzvah , so there’s no surprise that he’s trying to over-compensate for his 5 foot 5 stature and very likely homosexuality by hiring some stripper trash to walk around with her trash fake tits and flat ass body in a see through outfit cuz stripper trash has no fucking shame especially when getting paid, and the whole thing is a serious fucking joke…I seriously haven’t seen someone with millions of dollars try this hard in a long fucking time…I mean dude can just give up the act and rot away in a mansion somewhere…but instead he makes public appearances with this shit and I guess I can’t really complain cuz I shouldn’t really care and I don’t…but I just can’t help but find the whole thing seriously fucking pathetic.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Fake Tits|Hooker|Nikki Sixx|See Thru|Trash

2010

04

Mar

Cheryl Cole in Some Leather Lookin’ Pants of the Day

Everyone seems to care about this Cheryl Cole bitch and I’m not really sure why. I am also not really going to bother to look it up. I just know she’s some UK popstar trash with prison tattoos who hasn’t quite made it in America, she’s married to a black soccer player who also hasn’t made it in America and I guess whatever scandal is going on will be milked to get as much media attention as she can going into her move to North America…see there is a big world out there but the entertainment industry in the USA is the top of the pile of shit, it pays the most, the fans are idiots who buy into the bullshit because they have nothing better going on and I’m just happy that she’s wearing these leather lookin’ pants like the whore that she is, not because it’s that hot or exciting but because I have nothing better goin’ on…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cheryl Cole|Leather|Pants

2010

04

Mar

Rumer Willis and Jessica Lowndes Lesbian Kiss of the Day

This is disturbing, not because I think girl on girl action on primetime TV designed for teenage girls is a bad thing, but because I don’t think Rumer Willis is a fucking monster and when anyone kisses her, even if that person is paid and Rumer is only cast because of who her parents are, but I do think if she has any hope for companionship, she should take the lesbian route because lesbians seem to care less about what people are wearing and less about what people look like and everything I’ve ever seen in regards to lesbians has proven thatgirls aren’t as superficial as men making lesbianism a place for all the fucking rejects to find love. Seriously, if I had a real pussy, I’d get all the low quality lesbian pussy. See I just took this negative screenshot and turned it into a positive message of hope for the reject girls reading this. I’m like a prophet. I should start my own church.

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes|Kiss|Lesbian|Rumer Willis

2010

04

Mar

Nicole Scherzinger Has a Purse Holder of the Day

The Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger has a hired assistant who looks like a man who she carts around with her to make herself feel better about herself, you know a paid person you can treat like shit and make feel like they are a fucking worthless nobody who depend on you to live the goodlife or to have access to the goodlife, so that it is in her best interest to eat your shit, or else you’ll send them back where they belong, and little stunts like making the manly lookin’ assistant carry her purse out of events is just a little trick in dominance to let her assistant and the world know her place, because Scherzinger is not on the top of the charts anymore, and she knows that she can still buy that superstar feeling of everyone sucking her dick, now that she’s got the taste for it and this is just the proof….cuz we all know Scherzinger’s not too busy or too tired to carry her own purse….pretty obnoxious.

Here are some pics of her doing some Dancing with the Stars training, which is pretty much proof that she’s a latch on nobody who doesn’t have the right to be such a high maintenance cunt….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Cunt|Dancing With the Stars|High Maintenance|Nicole Scherzinger

2010

04

Mar

Mel B and Her Crazy Cleavage of the Day

Mel B is talented if you consider having a face so busted that it ruins good cleavage talent. Seriously, when she first hit the scene I didn’t really get why they called her Scary Spice, I thought it was some bullshit used to describe her excited and “crazy” attitude, but really it was a self-fulfilling prophecy about her face. It predicted that she’d end up a fucking monster and cleavage, hot body or half her head shaved can’t save that, not that you think it would, it’s really just more fuel for the fucking fire…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Mel B|Scary Spice

2010

04

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Does the Lohan of the Day

I don’t really know what’s up with Lohan, but maybe she’s like me and all her utilities got cut off the last few weeks forcing you to try to step up your game to pay the fucking bills, because I’ve been noticing her popping up everywhere from photoshoots at fashion magazines, to red carpets and fashion shows, to doing interviews with different magazines and TV shows and now the craziest stunt…as Hayden Panettiere….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere|Lohan

2010

04

Mar

Sofia Vergara White Panties in a See Thru Dress of the Day

I don’t know who Sofia Vergara is but she must be a fucking immigrant because she’s wearing white underwear and no one wears white underwear unless they are from some third world country that only has white underwear, because white underwear gets dirty a little too fucking fast, making even the cleanest bitch look like she keeps her pussy as clean as a homeless chick, but also because the second it’s under a dark dress it lights up like a fucking flare at an accident scene, at least that’s what a I learned at a highschool dance under a black light that made the conservative girl in the class cry when we told her we all could see her bra glowing under her shirt….and really it wasn’t that big of a deal and either are these Vergara pics, I just thing it’s unfortunate I don’t have any pictures from behind….to see just how dated this immigrant cunt actually is in her underwear choices…cuz you can always tell what third world country a pussy is from by the arc of her thong.

Pics via PacificCoastNews
Pics via Fame

Posted in:Panties|See Thru|Sofia Vergara

2010

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Marie-Eve here.

Jesus asked me post up the links again and it really got me thinking. I know we aren’t blood related, but he raised me well and it’s proof that sometimes family isn’t just the people you’re related to. So much of who I am today came from him and I see so much of him in myself, even in the smallest things like when he flips off cab drivers or the way and manner in which he reaches for his beer.

The one thing we have in common today is that if he is too drunk and lazy to write anything interesting for the links post then so am I.

Here are today’s links. Olympic figure skating is over, homo, so click them because you need to fill the void somehow.

Hugs and Kisses

Marie-Eve Martinez


The New Drake – For you Homos Who Care About Rich Jews Who Pretend to be Black Cuz Their Mom’s Made a Bad Groupie Decision Years Ago By Fucking Some Band Guy Who Seduced Her….
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Kate Gosselin Most Def Got Tit Implants
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Naomi Campbell is the OJ Simpson of the Modeling World. She Can Get Away With Murder
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13 Creepiest Characters from Television Shows
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All The Hot Girls Lil Wayne Has Fucked
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Because Getting Off Alone is Better Than Not Getting Off At All
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Who Would You Bang? Reese or Renee?
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Sofía Vergara Drops Some Impressive Cleavage
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The Dr Seuss Rap – VIDEO
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Nicole Appleton Pantyhose Upskirt
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Fat Kids With Knives – VIDEO
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Who the Fuck Ice Skates to Nirvana
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Pink Dildo in the Pussy – VIDEO
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Yeah, I’d Bang Emily De Ravin
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A Collection of Naughty Brides
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Zebra Lovin – VIDEO
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This is Out Future – Mini Gaga – VIDEO
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Wait Forget What I Said Earlier, Little Wayne Is the OJ Simpson of the Rap World
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Paris Hilton is See Through
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Jayme and Victoria Get It On – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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And More Who Would You Bang
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This One Goes Out To All The Spandex Fiends
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The Olsen Twins Are Looking Fuckable X 2
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Gotta Love a Good, Racist Story From Middle America
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Jaafar Jackson Tried to Tazer Blanket Jackson
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Kayden Kagney and Linn Karter Are Masterbating
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Roselyn Sanchez is Hot
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Man I Want Me Some Rosario Dawson
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Alexia Lei is Like a Thinner, Hotter Snooki
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10 Awesome Game Show Answer Fails
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Drunk Chicks In Polka Dot Panties Sprawled Out In Subway
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A Bunch of Celeb Sluts At the Vera Wang Boutique Launch
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Michelle is the Type of Girl I Wanna Be All Over
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And More Kim K Cleavage
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