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2010

23

Mar

Tourettes Syndrome Woman Beating Video of the Day

In recent days I have witnessed a girl getting shoved around by a dude who just lost his shit and couldn’t contain his anger because clearly he is unstable…so it’s a nice change of pace to see a motherfucker punch a chick in the face because he has a “medical condition” to justify the shit…This is the kind of shit Charlie Sheen, Ike Turner, OJ Simpson and Chris Brown need to watch and take notes on, because if you pretend shit is a debilitating, socially awkward disease, knocking a whore out becomes legit…cuz you couldn’t help yourself…it was the Tourettes…Amazing…

Posted in:Tourettes Syndrome|Wife Beating

2010

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So the restaurant Jake Gyllenhaal was at are denying anything happened in regards to his shoving a girl I was with, it’s good for business to defend celebrities. I kinda expected it when they kicked me out for “upsetting the celebrity”, which is exacltly what they told me, as Gyllenhaal threw his hissy fit and demanded I be kicked out, since he’s here for 6 weeks and his 1000 dollars in Vodka bottles and awkward dancing on benches is good for business….

So the girls he was with are denying anything happened, because Gyllenhaal gave them attention and maybe he will let hang with him again, until he heads home and forgets they exist.

His entourage deny cuz this is their job…but I know what happened. I know what I saw. I don’t really care whether his profession Lawyers, managers, Publicists and other keepers say it didn’t….I wasn’t the drunk one dancing on bars like a fool.

Here is the Lawyers letter….

Dear Sir,

Our law firm represents Jake Gyllenhaal. I am writing with regard to the story that appears on www.drunkenstepfather.com entitled “Jake Gyllanhaal Beats Up Girl of the Day.” As you know, since you purport to have been physically present at the time of the events in question, the story is entirely false. Specific false and defamatory statements in your story include, without limitation, the claims that he was “making out” with a girl in the restaurant, that he threatened you, and, most damaging of all, that he pushed the girl who was with you into a table at least ten times before his crew held him back and that he “pretty much hit a girl.” As you know, none of this is true, and there was no physical contact between Mr. Gyllenhaal and the girl in question – nothing that could under any interpretation be described as hitting her or shoving her. There is absolutely no excuse for this kind of irresponsible journalism.

Demand is hereby made that you immediately take down this story and all references to this story from www.drunnkenstepfather.com and from any other site or means of transmission or communication that you control and that you immediately notify all other websites and media outlets which have picked up the story from you that the story is false and must be immediately withdrawn. Your failure to immediately comply with this demand will compound the damages for which you are responsible for publishing this false story.

This letter is not intended as a complete statement of all relevant facts or a release, waver or relinquishment of any right or remedy, all of which are expressly reserved.

Here was my reply….

I was at the bar. I am friends with the girl who was pushed by Gyllenhaal numerous times. I know there is video footage of the incident and I will be releasing it as it comes in.

Nothing in my story is false. There are witnesses. Your client was completely out of control, drunk and erratic and he and his entourage are in fact the ones lying.

He has been at that bar getting drunk 5 nights the past week.

If it is necessary, I will be issuing a police report as it has come to that because you are sending me lawyers letters in regards to an experience I was a part of and witnessed where your client verbally assaulted me and my female friend, when I made no contact with him, I made a comment to the girl he was with.

In regards to the girl he was “making out with”. Deny what you want. I was there. I even know her name.

I saw what I saw. I witnessed what I witnessed and telling my story is not defamation of character, it is free press, I am allowed to say what I saw as a first hand account of the events that took place if I was in fact there…I love that they are telling me what I saw, or at least trying to tell me what I saw because rich and powerful people can create my reality if it involves their client…If he doesn’t want to be called someone who shoves girls…he shouldn’t shove girls….especially since he only lost his mind after I made a comment to a person he was with, not even directly to him…

What I can tell you is that when he got in my face I thought it was a joke…but when he hurt and scared the girl I was with for telling him to calm down and even made her cry…it was no longer that funny…

I hate how celebrities think they are above the law, that they can do what they “erase” events I witnessed, that they try to destroy the little credibility I have while using scare tactics cuz I don’t come from a rich Hollywood family…

My story is truth…his machine has more power than me…but he was the one who went nuts…and here are my stepLINKS…cuz I am bored of all the emails I am getting over this.it is so fucking boring…

This whole thing is so silly and here are my stepLINKS…

Remember – actors are professional liars…

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

22

Mar

Phoebe Price in Some Staged Beach Photoshoot of the Day

I still don’t know who the fuck this Phoebe Price is. I just know she took her old lady body to the beach to have some staged pictures of her in some stripper gear taken…This gold dress is straight from the sex shop Phoebe probably buys her very large dildos at, as most 50 year old lookin’ women, especially the slutty ones in their animal print one-piece porno bathing suit can only be her mating call for attention….It’s like she’s is Blanche from the Golden Girls, craving to get her big southern box filled with whatever Kentucky Fried phallus she can find…including black dudes…to live out slave fantasies she’s had since she was a little horny teenager back home on the platation that finances her ridiculous California life….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bathing Suit|Beach|Phoebe Price

2010

22

Mar

Jessica Alba in Some Shorts of the Day

Jessica Alba has the ablility to make short demin shorts boring as fuck because making things boring seems to be her mission in life. It’s like we all want to see the bitch naked, even after her pregnancy, but we can’t manage sitting through the shitty movies, or go through the shitty pictures that make up her life….she always looks miserable and I guess it all stems from being the “hot chick” who doesn’t want to be the “hot chick” until she realizes she has no fucking money and has to go back to work and will be forced to realize that her only talent she has is that her mexican pussy can trap men, and she’ll be thrown back into a fuckin’ bikini where she was meant to be before she went of course thanks the love…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Alba|Shorts

2010

22

Mar

Tila Tequila’s Ridiculous Publicity Stunt of the Day

Tila Tequila is useless, irrelevant, and insane…The bitch blocked me on twitter back when her fake wife died and she rode the attention to the grave, around the same time she was staging a fake pregnancy before quitting twitter…..because she new she was fucked and that her free ride was over…no one cared about her or her lies anymore…only 4,000 people watched her strip online showing the world her tampon string…and now she’s organized a garage sale where she’s selling magazines with her on the cover, old shoe and a pile of clothes….in some serious bottom feeding…but at least she wore a see-through shirt cuz I’ll look at bra no matter who it is on…even if it is on an elderly woman who happens to be struggling with her grocery bags while waiting for the bus….while I sit and watch waiting for nipple….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:See Thru|Tila Tequila

2010

22

Mar

Sexting a Minor Punishment of the Day

I don’t know when the US judicial system turned their punishments into a Japanese Gameshow, but this shit is pretty fucking funny. Dude sent a dirty message to a 17 year old, who according to Oprah probably sucks asshole while getting fucked by stranger cock at teenage sex parties, and instead of going to jail he has to walk around with a fucking sandwich board announcing to the world what he did and shit seems more like a joke than anything because I can’t stop laughing and I guess it’s better than the whole being listed as a sex offender and sent to jail for the shit cuz sexting 17 year olds is hardly sexting a minor….or sex offense…but I guess that’s just coming from me…who happens to think sexual commentary is good for anyone who’s already had sex…and these sex offense laws are far too strict when it comes to the grey areas like a 19 year old banging his 17 year old girlfriend getting arrested…but who cares what I think…just watch this clip…

Posted in:Sexting a Minor

2010

22

Mar

Athina Onassis is The Richest Ass in Leggings of the Day

Here is 25 year old Athina Onassis who was the only heir to that Greek shipping tycoon billionaire Onassis. She inherited something between 800 million and 2 billion dollars when she was 13, so she’s more than set for life for doing absolutely nothing but being born into the good life….and I guess we should all respect her for not being a try-hard idiot rich kid who craves attention and fame by making sex tapes by collectively masturbating to these pictures of her in leggings to turn her pictures into a common whore, something her good life probably doesn’t promote….cuz all ass deserves to be jerked off to no matter how flat or boring it may be….especially if it is all it takes to make the richest vagina who likes stayin’ classy to slum it up….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass|Athina Onassis|Leggings|Rich

2010

22

Mar

Kate Moss Nude for Vogue Homme of the Day

The Fashion World has pulled through again…sure she’s older now and seeing her naked may not be exciting to all of you, but I’m a huge fan of this girl and the bush she uses to cover up the scabs her pussy has been stuck with thanks to dirty unprotected sex with a variety of rockstars and celebrities….and I wouldn’t let that shit stop me for a fucking second…her potential high risk for being HIV positive really wouldn’t get in the way of burrying myself inside her like an old tampon she forgot about during one of her drug binges where she didn’t shower for a week or remember that she was a mother…thank god for the hired help…if you know what I mean…

Either way, here she is naked and I love when fashion does “artistic” nudes…because “artistic nudes” are still fucking nudes….

Posted in:Beach|Kate Moss|Nude|Vogue Homme

2010

22

Mar

Bar Refaeli Does Elle Russia Topless of the Day

These pictures were sent to me yesterday by my Israeli filmmaker Facebook friend who makes videos about him fucking blow-up dolls or him making popsicles out of his own cum that he submits to art film festivals and that leave everyone in the room feeling pretty fucking awkward, but I guess having a contact in Israel is convenient in keeping track of Bar Refaeli since that’s where she live….and not only is she the dream girl of every Jewish man married or dating one of those non-hot Jewish girls to keep their mothers happy because they aren’t rich enough to find hot Jewish girls or hot non-Jewish girls willing to convert….but the dream girl of many…so whether you are Jewish and feel like you need to stick Jewish in all things including the girls you masturbate to, or if you’re just a pervert like me into hot chicks…you’ll appreciate these Elle Russia pictures of Bar Holding onto her nice big tit.

Posted in:Bar Refaeli|Elle Russia|Topless

2010

22

Mar

Ava Sambora and Heather Locklear are the Mother/Daughter Team of the Day

Ava Sambora is the daughter of Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora. She had her modeling debut for her father’s new clothing lined called “White Trash Beautiful”…something that I didn’t think was real white trash until finding out she isn’t 18 but is actually 13 and I guess whoring out your 13 year old daughter like this was the trailer park and poppa needs a case of beer and the only money he has is in the form of his daughter….at least until the welfare check comes in…only makes sense…or maybe she just wants to become a model and since his marriage to her mother fell apart he decied to give his baby what she wants….and who knows maybe she’ll be hot later in life and since Heather Locklear is hot….

I’m really just posting this because I accidentally was in the same restaurant as Bon Jovi and Richie Sambora this saturday as a crowd filled up outside and they were definitely a lot more low key and less bullshit than the other celebrity encounters (Jake Gyllenhaal) I had later that day….and now I’m not sure if I will get in trouble for posting this but assume I won’t since I am not the father who put his girl on stage for everyone to take pictures of…and I guess many future mother/daughter sexual fantasies will come from these two and hot mother/daughter combos I see walking in the gym, at Starbucks or shopping are always amazing….as long as the daughter isn’t still a kid….here are the pics…

Here’s Alexis Knapp and her Snake in a See Thru Shirt at the Event…But I Have No Idea Who She Is…or why she was allowed to bring her snake in….but I guess she was keeping in like with being White Trash Beautiful whatever that means….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ava Sambora|Heather Locklear