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2010

19

Mar

Mickey Rourke Hot Groupie Pussy of the Day

I shouldn’t call this girl a groupie, I mean Miceky Rourke seems pretty cool and I’m sure his plastic face has never had an issue getting pussy, but I do think her lack of interest while talking on her phone with her friend in her native Russian that Rourke doesn’t understand goes a little something like this….”Oh my god, I met Mickey Rourke last night….He’s the guy from the movie the Wrestler…I told you there were famous people everywhere in America…of course I fucked him…yeah he’s alright he just looks in the mirror a lot…I don’t know how I should get him to marry me…see if he marries me I will be at all the events and he has friends who can get me work so that I can live the American dream…I know I am too hot for him…but seriously he won an Oscar…That’s like winning three coupons for rationed bread back home”…..if you know what I mean….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Groupie|Mickey Rourke

2010

19

Mar

Craigslist Deals of the Day

The first Craigslist deal of the day is a father selling his kid for $5,000. Apparently the kid doesn’t fuss and if he does all you have to do is shove the fucker in the closet. I can only assume this is a joke that made the news becuase the news are idiots but it’s still funny…

But in more interesting deals on Craigslist…..here’s a husband selling his wife for sex on Craigslist because sometimes getting paid to let someone fuck your wife you don’t want to fuck anymore and force her to do it if she fights by threatening your kids makes sense…unfortunately the laws are uptight and call it prostitution and kidnapping even if it’s just for sexual fetsihes, the recession but most importantly…FUN…

Posted in:Craigslist

2010

19

Mar

Michelle Bombshell is Naked But Still Scares Me of the Day

I’ve been watching the Blind Side trailer for the last hour….I am getting a huge kick out of this whole thing…It seems like girls you meet at bars don’t really give a fuck about the humor in all this, they all sympathize with Sandra Bullock, like she represents them or something, while she’s just some pig celebrity who is probably really into herself, despite what bullshit her PR people tell her to say in interviews. Sure, it’s nice to believe she’s human and that this is the same situation as if it happened to the nice girl down the street or your sister, but it’s not…it’s all bullshit…really funny bullshit…especially since this Bombshell girl looks like someone insane, cuz anyone with a forehead tattoo and a swastika tattoo and White Power tattoos always look like they are one meth hit away from shooting the local park the black kids play at..

I do hate that this trash is getting famous and everyone is talking about her and her shitty face and body and wish it ended, but I guess molested girls withs serious baggage who were raised AMISH always have a place in my heart….because they are so fucking obvious…and try so fucking hard to fit…by going one step too far…proven by this piece of shit garbage…with shitty fake tits….

Posted in:Michelle Bombshell|Topless

2010

19

Mar

Britney Spears is Looking Unstable in Shorts of the Day

Britney Spears was out shopping in a ridiculous outfit and I don’t think she was wearing a bra, because her nipples that are positioned great for midgets to suck on, seem to be exposed, but I’m too lazy to look, I just figure anyone dressed like a court jesters is about to lose her fucking shit again and the whole world will get another Britney Spears media takeover…I figured she’s already shaved her head for us, maybe this time she’ll shave her pussy in some manic rage for us, but I guess that’s just wishful thinking and the liklihood of her next episode being hot is really unlikely and I’ve got my money on her taking a shit in public, jumping off a bridge, or something equally funny but not so easy to jerk off to, but then again, since bitch turned 18 she hasn’t been so easy to jerk off to….

Either way, here are some pics of her lookin like she’s a bout to blow the fuck up in some wild bloomers you’d expect to find on your grandmother back in 1890…something that may bring back fond memories of childhood masturbation…if you’re 70.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Legs|Shorts

2010

19

Mar

Ellen Pompeo’s Mom Tits of the Day

The only thing hot about pregnancy is that it makes tits milk filled for a little while. I guess that’s the logic husbands use when they try to fuck their post pregnant wife and her newly stretched out pussy in a “hey at least she’s got tits” despite the other 30 pounds she’s gained and won’t lose but will blame you for every time you fight or she tries to squeeze into her wedding dress only to be reminded of her new mom body….which usually happens well after her milk has dried up and her tits are like empty grocery bags in the wind…and the whole thing is depressing but not as despressing as Ellen Pompeo’s haggard face…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ellen Pompeo|Tits

2010

19

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch and it was inspired from when I saw her on TV getting an award for being a starlet of the year for some MTV shit because I got mad. It was like a bitch who was destined to be the annoying girl in your math class, somehow got confused along the way and instead of working towards her law degree or her MBA, she got mixed up in Hollywood, despite having a face for Accountring….so I figured I had no choice but to remind the public, and by public I mean on reader I have, that this bitch may be worth a fuck at the office Christmas party after a few too many drinks, but she’s not worth jerking off, even if she plays a 14 year old in the movies….and if you look close enough you’ll notice she has the same hips as your younger brother, something most people don’t find hot, unless you’re a little league coach or priest.

So here she is with her asymmetrical face and the funniest thing in all this is that she’s already tried to alter her shit with plastic surgery and this is what she ended up with…it’s like seeing a dude get his shitbox car painted for 5000 dollars and shit comes back looking just as bad as it did before…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

19

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Still Hiding Her Fat Well of the Day

I want to start this off by saying that I am not posting these because I find them hot….I never find Kim Kardashian hot. I am posting them because I am amazed at how she has the ability to not look as fat as I know she is. I figure I don’t need to sit next to her on a plane, or attend her wedding to some black dude, to know bitch goes nuts on a pint of ice cream while spending the day in bed at least once a day, but whenever I see pictures of her, she’s got it all contained and under control. It’s like she manages to squeeze her gut into her tits and her thighs into her ass while never letting her SPANX or banadages that hold her in place be seen and the whole think makes no sense, but I can only assume she’s some kind of devil…or at least a waste of fucking space I can’t believe I am talking about….I just know these pictures are just as boring as this post….and I’d be regretting it – but luckily I don’t care that much….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Mar

Stephanie Seymour In a See Thru Bikini of the Day

These pictures look legit…you know, like they weren’t staged becuase when bitch went back to her hotel room and checked out her google alerts about her cunt self, cuz bitches with egos always google alert themeselves, she saw that her nipple was everywhere, so she spent the last two days negotiating with a photographer to do this photoshoot of her on the beach with her see thru tankini…or maybe she just got carried away when she saw cameras, felt the sand, heard the waves and in some kind of brainwashed robot, busted into her model routine, like it was 1990 and she was 20 years young, 30 lbs lighter and her body was 2 kids and many sexual relationships with married multi-millionaires tighter….if that makes sense, which knowing me it doesn’t….

I’m not complaining, I enjoy anyone trying to show off something they were good at 20 years later, like athletes and ex-prostitutes, even if it usually ends in injury, especially if I can see nipple….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Stephanie Seymour

2010

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t take this picture of a girl pissing, but I wish I had. Not so much becuase I like watcing girls I don’t know pissing, but because I like taking pictures of girls I don’t know pissing. It would make my life more fun not to mention your life more fun when visiting this site so that it’s not just recycled bullshit every other site has, but unfortunately I am lazy and don’t have energy or the charm to get girls I don’t know shitting all over the place, but trust me, I wish I did….

The only time I accidentally see a girl pee is when my wife laughs too hard after holding it in for so long cuz she’s too fucking lazy to get off her fat ass and into the bathroom…or when we go to the public pool…which is another horrible fucking experience all together…I do think the tables are turning though….so while I wait for my inbox to fill up with pictures and invitations from girls offering to let me watch them pee…you can click these stepLINKS….ENJOY….

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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Young Hot Cheerleaders From The NCAA Basketball Tourney
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Find Sluts Here
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Kim Kardashian is a Sexed Up Version of the Hamburgler
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The 7 Scariest Sci-Fi Surgeries
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NCAA Tour
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Marisa Tomei Panty Peek!! Awww Yeaaaa!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Jailbait Cyrus Anyone?
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Harmony Gets Ripped Apart By the Fucking Machines
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Deanna Russo is Sexy
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Top 10 Threatening Band Names
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The Catholic Church is Going Down in Flames
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SHYLA STYLEZ IS ALL SORTS OF SEXY
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Alicia Keys and Beyonce Are Gettin’ Low! Yeaaaaah!
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Did You See Alice Eve Topless?
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Is It Too Late For a St Paddy’s Day Crack Head Leprechaun?! – VIDEO
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Annabelle Lee is a Natural Red Head
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Doutzen Kroes is Still Looking Mighty Fine
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A Gallery of Other People’s Girlfriends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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2 Kids Later, I’d Still Fuck Nicole Richie
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Some Drunk/High Idiot Left His Baby in the Oven
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You Got Tased Dude!
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Anella is Hot and Horny
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Christina Aguilera for Maxim
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And Years Later, I’d Still Bang Goldie Hawn
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Lady Gaga Wanted Her Vagina Signed and By Vagina I Mean COCK
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I Totally Wanna Bang Vanessa Paradis
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Morning Show Explosion
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Stripfilmke Van de Dag
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Angela Griffen Topless
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Dawson Miller Gets Naked
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

18

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Dances in Esquire of the Day

Esquire got a hoit model in her underwear and I didn’t…so here’s their video and not my video because the only person I seem capable getting in their underwear is me and if that is a struggle and probably doesn’t smell or look this good……

Posted in:Candice Swanpoel|Dance|Esquire|Model