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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Feb

Cheryl Burke’s Shitty Prom Dress of the Day

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Cheryl Burke looks like the kind of girl who went to prom alone, or who skipped out on prom all together because she was too busy being the fat girl eating a bag of Oreos and Ice Cream with no friends and no date. You know, before she found dance, and the community that encouraged her to go bigger and try harder becuase it finally felt like she had friends and people who cared about her, she felt like she belonged and that new confidence came her whole eagerness to take her shit to Hollywood and make millions doing what she is most passionate about and what saved her from suicide, instead of being a drug addicted stripper, but these pictures make it safe to say she hasn’t fully recovered from the scars left from Highschool…..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Cheryl Burke|Prom Dress

2010

Feb

Corey Feldman and Some Short Skirt of the Day

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Corey Feldman reminds us all that no matter how much of loser you may look like you are, if you have a career as a child star everyone loved 20 years ago, when you dominated the 80s and the teen pop magazines pedophiles jerk off to, you still find some low level, slutty enough, short skirt wearing pussy to give you the time of day, and by time of day I mean dirty fucking sex, because dating you is a hell of a lot more fun than hanging on your co-worker at Subway couch watching him and his friends play videogames and beer pong, cuz you know you’re far more premium than that….whore.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Corey Feldman|Short Skirt|wife

2010

Feb

Joanna Krupa’s Communist Legs of the Day

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I got in a fight with a Russian woman yesterday, because Russian’s are fucking insane. I guess it’s all those years of communist rule, rationed bread and work camps, communal thinking and dreams of escaping to America to one day drive a cab, or become a mail order bride to be able to afford a pair of Levis makes a motherfucker pretty fucking angry and bitter. I am not gonna bother going into details because the shit was so fucking stupid, but I will say that after our minor exchange, the bitch would no let it go, for 3 hours she kept coming back to me and getting in my fucking face, cuz I guess Russians hold a grudge, but then again, the Cold War already taught me that….

I know Joanna Krupa’s not a Russian, but I can only assume this cabbage farmer’s daughter has the same miserable, angry look and least that’s the only explanation I have for that scowl on her weathered face other than that she’s getting old and tired….

I guess she’s made her mark and has done all her skill set has allowed and had this been 20 years ago, she could have been inspiration to all the Polish people stuck in their country, unable to escape, bringing hope that one day you would be able to become a whore in America, who models Lingerie and nude and who never really amounts to anything, or is never really respected, and who just gets old when is she is no longer marketable according to her low level clients, cuz her body was the only marketable thing she had….

Here are her legs….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|Legs

2010

Feb

Some UFC Fighter Working Out Nude Viral Video of the Day

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His name is Chuck Liddell, he is some UFC fighter and here he is working out with his wife naked, and the only thing I found interesting about the whole thing is that he actually has a wife.
Chuck Liddell, Nude, Workout
Some UFC Fighter Working Out Nude Viral Video of the Day

His name is Chuck Liddell, he is some UFC fighter and here he is working out with his wife naked, and the only thing I found interesting about the whole thing is that he actually has a wife.

I know the whole UFC thing is pretty fucking cheesy and the people involved are alpha males who like to kill and conquer with their bare hands, on some primal shit, but at the same time like wrestling and choking out their half naked homies and I am convinced that this is gay porn for straight guy who doesn’t know he’s a homo.

Either way, here’s the video of him and his wife in a naked workout that I can only assume is released as some publicity stunt…they are saying for Reebok, which gives me hope corproate brands realize that nakedness on the net gets views….
I know the whole UFC thing is pretty fucking cheesy and the people involved are alpha males who like to kill and conquer with their bare hands, on some primal shit, but at the same time like wrestling and choking out their half naked homies and I am convinced that this is gay porn for straight guy who doesn’t know he’s a homo.

Posted in:Chuck Liddell|Nude|Workout

2010

Feb

Anne Hathaway’s Tits are Doing Some Weirdness of the Day

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I remember Anne Hathaway being known for her fat tits on her skinny frame, I even thought that they were the only reason she was famous or why people noticed her. I figured if she never had tits like that, she’d be working at KFC or some shit, but thanks to her tits, despite what small titted women will tell you, took her to the top of her game, which isn’t necessarily the top of the game, but in a game that’s got so many players, she’s still doin’ ok and really all I’m trying to say is that she’s clearly trying to break free from her tits and all they have given her like a hot teenage busty girl who hates having huge tits cuz of all the attention she gets from it when she just wants to fit in…and it makes no sense to me…but I know I don’t like this much.

Here she is Topless in Havoc

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits|Weird

2010

Feb

Avril Lavigne is a Greasy Whore of the Day

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It’s almost refreshing to see Avril Lavigne not dressed like a little suburban 15 year old teenager who cuts herself and writes poetry about how much she hates the cool kids at her school cuz they don’t get her, but maybe that’s just because I always found teenagers who think they are so smart and that life is so intense while dying their hair multi-color, getting stupid tattoos while learning the guitar to sing about their stupidity. She’s wearing a little black dress, she’s greased up and glistening, has whore make-up and that cheesy stripper chick skunked out hair that makes me know I’m dealing with a piece of white trash from outside of the city who if she gets too drunk will need a place to sleep cuz you’re her responsible new friend who cares about her safety and cuz she likes to get fucked by strangers cuz that’s why she wears such short skirts, crotchless panties and has 3 half-black babies with different fathers….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Avril Lavigne|Greasy|Made-Up|Whore

2010

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord’s Busted Face of the Day

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AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking them back to my single, sheetless mattress in the corner of my friend’s bedroom I used to live on, and most of the times, they’d hype her up and tell me she was good to go and that if I backed out now, I was faggot. So I’d go home, I’d do whatever it is I’d do to them, and I’d wake up only to realize that all that hype was fucking lies, and that my friends weren’t really friends at all…they just wanted me to go home with the girl with one-eye, or the girl with a patch of green fungus on her cheek and a variety of other seriously disgusting shit I would have hated myself for, if I didn’t hate myself already and think the whole thing was funny.

What I am trying to say is, this bitch is all hype, there’s nothing about her that warrants me or anyone else talking about her, sure she’s skinny and has a big Julia Roberts mouth you can shove your fist in while fucking her up the ass, but everything else about her fuckin’ sucks, especially the fact that she thinks she’s fucking famous. I hate her….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Ugly

2010

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I should have posted these earlier, but I was in a pretty serious fight with my hangover, it kicked me in the ass pretty fucking hard, making me question my idea to buy the last round of doubles while the bar was closing. I blame my toothless, ex-biker, homeless friend who kept giving girls around us random stolen jewelry, but maybe it was the guy who looked like everything he did was staged, from his shaved head to his tattoos, to his hood half mounted on his head, to the way he checked out girls, to the girls he ended up making out with and bringing home, while me and the homeless man did shots and talked about the young pussy we were submersed it. Sure, my night doesn’t make sense, but my friend found my pants in his elevator, he lives 10 blocks away from me and I’m just hoping toothless homie didn’t have his way with me. I am pretty sure I’d remember that, but I guess 6-8 weeks will tell….

Here are my stepLINKS.

Ke$ha’s Dumpy Ass or a Monster is Eating Her From the Hips Down. The Jury is Still Out
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Karina Bradley is the Stuff Whores Are Made Of
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34 Sexy Celebrities When They Were Young
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Because You Are a Sexless Virgin Just Like I Am a Sexless Alcoholic
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Some Asian Sluts Are Wrestling – VIDEO
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The World’s Oldest Hot Dog – VIDEO
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Abi Titmus No Panty Upskirt Throwback
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More From the Ed Hardy Boyz – VIDEO
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Get Ready for the Shittiest Episode of SNL Ever
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Joan Rivers is a Bitter Old Cunt and I Love It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Horny Slut Tastes Her Own Pussy – VIDEO
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Some Slut From The Bachelor Has a Sex Tape
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Would You Hit It? VIDEO
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I Love Random Photos
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CHARLIE MURPHY IS AMAZING! – VIDEO
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Glad To See the Octomom is Taking Great Care of All 37 of Her Children
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Topless Carmen Schaefer Is Why I Watch Curling
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Hot Lesbos and Their Dildos
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Kate Beckinsale is Lookin Good
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Sasha Singleton Is Defintely Stroke Worthy Material
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Some Jenna Dewen Hotness
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Little Nasty Facebook Freak Sentenced To 15 Years For Blackmailing Boys For Sex
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Being Married To Charlie Sheen Sounds Like a Hoot
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Samantha Ride the Sybian
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Sea World Trainer Killed By Whale – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a One Piece
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Tiger Woods is a Drug Addict
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Holly Peers is Nude
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Sylvia in Leopard Skin
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And More Courtney Love Craziness
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Follow Me You Fucking Assholes!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

Feb

Craigslist Sperm Donor on The People’s Court of the Day

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This is fucking ridiculous….it is an obvious joke, even one of the dykes is laughing the entire time and shit is all over 700 dollars…dude was hired off Craigslist to donate sperm and poor dude got involved with some gutter women who can’t even pronounce “Insemination”, while he’s just some video gamer who likes jerking off….serious fucking lie…this is what America Television has come to.

Here’s part two….take it in while you can…

Posted in:Craigslist|Sperm Donor

2010

Feb

Models Topless in GQ UK of the Day

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GQ has done good and recruited a bunch of attention seeking models, got them half naked and taken some pictures of them. It’s like give a bitch money and pretend it’s not for the sake of guys jerking off to them, even though she knows it is, but just doesn’t want it labeled that way, she’ll do fuckin’ anything,

Posted in:GQ|Models|Topless