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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Feb

Paris Hilton is Back and She’s Flashing Her Cooch Again of the Day

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She’s back….

I saw these pictures earlier and just assumed they were from a long time ago, because you see Paris Hilson has done this shit before, cuz as a self absorbed little cunt who thinks the world revolves around her, soeverywhere she goes is like her own private fucking bathroom that she doesn’t care who is watching her take a shit, just as long as people are watching her take her shit. It’s like she has no shame, no realy concept of privacy, she loves exploiting the fact that idiots like us care about her pussy lips, and she is such an ego that it doesn’t make her have low self esteem, it actually inflates the shit, cuz she knows she’s on fuckin’ top.

As much as I hate her and wanted her to disappear, I’m glad to see this one trick pony finally out of the barn she’s been hiding in and back where her spoiled brat, herpes ridden ass belongs…flashing her cunt on the internet. Good fuckin’ times…this is like a shitty sequel to a shitty movie that should never have been a movie in the first place….

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Posted in:Cooch Flash|Paris Hilton

2010

Feb

Kim Kardashian is Still Fat of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is fat. Don’t let her workout DVD, her photoshop pics fool you. She is bullshit, especailly when talking about how the only reason she dates black men is cuz she loves black cuz black dudes are the only people big enough to fill her fat pussy when really black dudes just love fat chicks and never turn down non-black pussy…..especially when it is fat…
Despite all the lies, I still like her tits and find joy in her ass, like a kid staring at the bouncy castle in his neighbor’s yard, that he’s not allowed to play on, but that he wishes he could sneak in late at night when no one is lookin’ and rape the fucking shit..
I learned long ago that if you love big tits, you gotta embrace bigh women, cuz big tits generally come on big women. I’ve also accepted the fact that Kim Kardashian is a pig of a woman, she’s just the kind of pig of a woman who is easier to get off to than the pig of a women you see at McDonald’s or the donut shop struggling to breathe, smelling like shit, grey skinned and greasy, on the verge of death and unhealthy that I decided to marry, so anything is better than the shit i’m stuck with….I am just tired of her getting so much positive attention, when really she’s not all that great to look at, or even get off to….

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Posted in:Fat|Kim Kardashian

2010

Feb

Kate Hudson’s Still Got Small Tits of the Day

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Posted in:Kate Hudson|Titless

2010

Feb

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Nipples and Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

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These are some Alessandra Ambrosio pictures of her ass and tits. The photographer’s name is Jannis “The Anus” Tsipoulanis, but I’m thinking we need to start referring to him as the guy who has a much better life, more interesting friends, and a lot more custom jerk off material than our loser selves who can’t even convince our girlfriends to let us take pics of their nipples to put on the internet to show our friends that we really aren’t pathetic virgin losers. Seriously, how funny is it that this dude’s job is taking these pictures, while your job, if you have one is stocking shelves at the grocery store. It’s on some survival of the fittest shit that really makes life unfair, but the good news is that Jannis the Anus likes to share…so we can pretend we were their when this all went down.

Collectively, we suck at life and we should all that Jannis the Anus for proving that…..even though we didn’t really need proof. These could be old these or these could be new, I don’t really know because I don’t keep on top of Alessandra Ambrosio’s photoshoot schedules, despite how much of a loser it may seem like I am for having this site….but what difference does it really make…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Ass|Nipples|Photoshoot

2010

Feb

Liz Hurley’s Nipples Do India Proper of the Day

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I always laugh when I see Indian women walking down the street in their pajamas. Maybe I am ignorant towards other culture, or maybe these bitches just look funny in their silk oversized outfits….don’t get me wrong, I fingered myself to Slum Dog Millionaire as much as the next guy, because despite the smell of curry, Indian woman can tend to be very beautiful if they are not overly hairy, as many of them are, but I think everyone’s opinion on sitting next to one of them on the bus would change pretty fast if they dressed the way Liz Hurley has decided they should, and that’s tits first, nipples out, amazingness, but unfortunately if they did do that, their husbands would probably murder them, since they have other wifes to fall back on and don’t need that disgraceful behavior…not that I know what I am talking about…I just know all this is to say more girls with great tits need to take on different cultures and slut the shit up. I think it will do amazing things for bridging the gap of their weirdness by turning shit into a more tolerant experience…..

Posted in:India|Liz Hurley|Nipples

2010

Feb

Lying Bitch of the Day

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Girls are fucking evil. This is a video of some girl who lied about getting gang raped by some guy who actually got sent to prison over her lie, because she was just some fucking crazy bitch who was probably rejected by dude, and who realized that girls are always the one people beleive in domestic abuse and rape accusations….I know this first hand, because a ten years ago, I had a homeless girl from out of town who I was fucking sleep over after getting wasted. She got naked crawled on top of me, we both pass out and next thing you know I wake up and my dick is inside her, I figure it’s not a big deal, and tell her the next day how she passed out on me naked and I woke up and my dick was in her, and bitch loses it, calls me a rapist, calls the police and all this shit over nothing cuz she was just fucking crazy. She was saying I took advantage of her when she was sleeping and all these fucking headaches came out of it….so watch out who you fuck with…girls tend to be insane….

Posted in:Bitch|Fake Rape|Lying

2010

Feb

Jessica Stroup’s Window into her Soul and by Soul I Mean Tits of the Day

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This girl is on 90210 and let’s hope she has a lot of teenage girl fans who see these pictures and decide that when they grow up they will take this Stroup bitch’s lead and all their outfits will have windows to their parts that matter for all perverted men to see. I’m talking a see through patch over the ass, over the twat, over the nipples, I figure why stop at the cleavage, the cleavage is usually just the fuckin’ beginning…so let’s collectively prey that Jessica Stroup is not as useless as we all think she is and that she’s got some serious level of impact on the sluttiness of the girls of the future…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Dress|Jessica Stroup

2010

Feb

Jayde Nicole Is Ugly of the Day

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I know you idiots think this bitch is hot because she was in Playboy and won some Cybergirl of the year bullshit, leading her to living in LA and befriending Brody Jenner and ending up on The Hills, but I am telling you, she really isn’t hot. She’s just a slut who had a slut mother who encouraged her to follow her slut dreams and get fake tits to take some slut pictures to send to Playboy who would use her to as one of their slut girls cuz she was only 18 and most 18 year olds haven’t embraced their inner-slut or realized that their life depends on their slut ability cuz the bigger the slut they are the more prosperous their life will be.

Here she is irrelevant at some event and I just had to post this to remind you all that this girl belongs in an Ontario stripclub, dancing for men who rolled in on snowmobiles and not getting pics taken by paparazzi…..She is an example of what is seriously wrong in our world, we don’t treat our sluts like sluts anymore, we instead make them think they are important and that is a huge fucking mistake….but not as huge of a mistake as when Jayde Nicole’s mom didn’t get the abortion cuz she thought this guy was different, that he really loved her and that he’d really stick around….I guess life is all about life lessons….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2010

Feb

Olivia WIlde’s Fat Ass in Latex Gloves of the Day

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If you’re like me you love when a female doctor puts on her latex glove when you’ve gone in for a routine check up cuz you ass has been bleeding for 3 weeks and you think you are either dying or dead, because it means “FULL CHECK UP” and as uncomfortable as getting two fingers in my ass on a cold doctor’s table after bleeding out of my ass for 3 weeks is, I’m just happy the doctor’s got a pussy, cuz it is less homo if I get hard during the process, which I don’t, but also nice to get female attention from someone other than a 300 pound white trash wife, but mainly because women have easier fingers to handle…..

I guess other good memories that involve latex gloves is when you got with that germaphobe hooker who only gave handjobs with latex gloves and blowjobs with condoms on the day you realized that the Latex gloves were previously used on other clients giving you scabies that took 6 months to get rid of…..or the time you realized your college girlfriend had a latex allergy cuz her pussy swelled the fuck up and you jumped at the chance to raw dog her accidentally getting her pregnant before realizing she was some Christian who didn’t believe in abortion, forcing you to move and chance your name so that they can never come after you for child support or to call you dad…..

So we should thank Olivia Wilde, despite not knowing who she is, for bringing back all the great memories we’ve had with surgical gloves, latex, latex allergies and most important illegitimate children.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Gloves|Latex|Olivia Wilde

2010

Feb

Britney Spears Does Candies with Terry Richardson of the Day

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I have a problem with Terry Richardson. I am torn because I find him boring and obvious as fuck cuz he was just some rich kid with a connected fashion photographer father who ripped off other better photographers by taking pics of his semi-famous friends half naked with point and shoot cameras. So as much as I love amateur looking pictures of naked sluts doing obscure staged hipster things, no matter how hard it looks like they are trying to be cool or obscure, cuz rich kids generally lack creativity when it comes to being gutter, it got boring pretty fucking fast.

Then American Apparel ripped off his style and so did every other magazine and photographer until everywhere I look on the fucking street I see Terry Richardson style pictures….some were from his corporate gigs and others were just rip off artists and the whole smutty drugged out rape victim shit, as hot as it may be got played the fuck out….

Here he is doing another corporate gig for Candies with Britney Spears, only instead of having her laying gold eggs out of her pussy or stepping on her labia, he’s got her clothed and you’d think if motherfucker got famous doing the sleazy trashy shit, he could step it up a bit when he’s dealing with the trahsy popster….

Posted in:Britney Spears|Candies|Terry Richardson